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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles

my personal 2:

- doodikoff is [X] years old 🥳 (where X is some number that increases by 2 each year)

- spelling boom as BOM. just feels right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49165401)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: copper circlehead school cafeteria

accusing any poaster who claims to be a woman as doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49165410)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49165417)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178974)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Gay Razzle Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178996)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179004)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: cream crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179152)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Zippy stimulating becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180985)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: appetizing french reading party

MPA being intelligent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49165420)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: ruddy godawful sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49165425)



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Date: August 7th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: nofapping associate cruise ship

Po boys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49165509)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: sable stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181821)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178963)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Excitant pea-brained antidepressant drug meetinghouse

the only recurring jokes that still work on me is "whats his name" and "who just joined" - everything else gets tedious and frankly abused. like the rubio thing was 180 but dbg ran it into the ground.

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all of the threads of "replace one word in this movie title" are sps because there is always one dork ruining it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178972)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

"but where would i get a million dollars?!" in hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178976)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Excitant pea-brained antidepressant drug meetinghouse

yeah i like that one. hypo threads have some hilarious and inventive answers tbh. i always read those.

I am a huge fan of the "white girl does x with an asian man. why?" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178984)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

i like the really well done "could you X in X years" poasts that bait a bunch of paunchy middle aged lolwyers into passionately claiming that they could through a 90mph fastball or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178987)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179005)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: Excitant pea-brained antidepressant drug meetinghouse

lmao those are 180

those are some of the only ones here where i am like "are you people serious? you sound serious"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179008)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

the best ones involve some sort of probability which really scrambles the brain over overconfident wordcels.

"given 100 at bats could you get on base in the mlb?"

"if you had 5 seconds to throw could you complete a 10 year pass if you played QB the entire game?"

"could you get a rebound on 100 attempts in the nba?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179038)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven

Anyone could get a rebound on effort alone. Plenty of plays where everyone is just standing around. You could also win this hypo by luck by standing somewhere random on the court and getting lucky when the ball bounces to you exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179066)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

cr all of these are actually very achievable for instance in in 100 mlb pitches anyone would make contact and it's just a matter of odds if the ball goes right or if a player makes an error 100 is certainly a large enough number that i could do it in fact i'm sure i could

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179086)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven

Well I think it's very unlikely you'd make contact against MLB pitching. And you'd probably have to build up some arm strength to hit it hard enough to go into the infield.

But in basketball there's inevitably at least one play where the ball ricochets right to a guy by luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179103)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

yeah but bro 100 is a really big number just like how out of a 100 tries i could def get at least *ONE* rebound in the nba

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179108)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven

You definitely could get a defensive rebound sometimes the offense just clears out on their own and goes back to the other side. If you said offensive rebound that would be a lot more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179113)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

good point considering they'd surely play that way against a paunchy middle aged lawyer gassed in the first quarter. come to think of it, if i started as qb and had a whole five seconds i could 100% throw a measly 10 yard pass too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179117)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven

I mean so you don't get hit at all for 5 seconds and you just have to dump it off to a guy who could potentially run 10 yards or does the ball have to sail ten yards? It's still doable and probably most wouldn't but a few athletic guys could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179168)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven

FLW rushes in immediately to talk about how he just beat 3 Navy SEALs in a swim race, then makes a bunch of threads about how some prole he knows ODd and died, casually drops he's a crypto millionaire despite ten years of saying it was a stupid investment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179054)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

the "actually i was invested in it the whole time and sold at the top" claim caused me to question reality in the way fulano described. maybe *i'm* the mark and his whole zero L shtick is subtle flame!

but nope lol. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179069)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap

MARCO RUBIO TOYOTA WILL NEVER DIE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179011)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:44 AM
Author: Zippy stimulating becky

COME ON DOWN!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181320)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: smoky business firm cumskin

"Which dad?" is still a banger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179156)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180184)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Plum Duck-like Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180282)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: mind-boggling set

Sealclubber existing and posting words and phrases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178986)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles

I think VoteRepublicantp is the current POTUS of that category

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178989)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

he has a very unique style that is

mesmerizing

durr durr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178990)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate

George20, an obscure poaster from 20 years ago, growing angry after learning that an innocuous phrase was not, in fact, a thiny veiled homosexual inuendo.

I started poasting in like 2010 and I think he predated me. Never saw the guy poast. Still, this gag lives on. He's probably 50 years old with a wife and grown kids and hasn't thought about XO since Obama's first term, but we think about him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49178992)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: Excitant pea-brained antidepressant drug meetinghouse

threads about him, lisa rowe, peterman, doobs... they are all kind of not worth bumping if the person isnt here anymore. sad to consider. so many great threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179017)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate

We'll bump them until we're dead, friend. And when we're dead, the next generation will bump them. The sun will never set on our bumps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179034)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179077)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles

cr petermanthreaders are still doing yeoman's work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179107)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Irate motley faggotry

He was posting here when I signed up in 2015 I think as a pumo but had a very recognizable style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179073)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: violent office

questioning any poster you don’t like’s ability to process lactose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179010)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179014)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate

Related: petitioning that any poaster with whom you disagree should repatriate to China, Israel, or India.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179044)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: violent office

cr and I feel, perhaps without justification, that I started that or at least helped make it mainstream on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179142)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: cream crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179165)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: red hideous school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179929)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: sable stag film

cf. smells like duck sauce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181784)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: glittery corner death wish

it's very small and simple, but thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179047)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: cream crotch

when its well positioned and hasnt been seen in a while, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179172)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: misanthropic apoplectic whorehouse preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49182007)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Plum Duck-like Main People

jjc's brady email never gets old to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179056)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

know if you need any help on mba essays. Best of luck, brah."

"Anonymous"

Harvard Business School

Class of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179071)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Irate motley faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179222)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Excitant pea-brained antidepressant drug meetinghouse

all of those are gems. the one where he has to take a sick day because he got nowagd lives in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179075)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: harsh hall

There was that one thread where someone turned it into the Lord's Prayer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179114)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon

we'll see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179150)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180187)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap

I say this irl fairly frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180189)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181271)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: doobsian fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181315)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: Zippy stimulating becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180986)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: yapping dysfunction university

The whole collection is evergreen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181309)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Comical alcoholic gay wizard

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179058)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Plum Duck-like Main People

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179062)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179080)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Comical alcoholic gay wizard

That thread with the dad who jumped off a cruise ship to save his dotter who fell had a 190 reply chain in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179097)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: violent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181993)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate

it was insane when it actually worked on that Air India flight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179104)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: cream crotch

very Anthony Bourdain-ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179179)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179819)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179931)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: violent office

this was like being a Trumpmo in 2015… board was just ahead of the curve

wait till dinoskepticism goes mainstream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179147)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Irate motley faggotry

Calling foreign leaders the POTUS of their country is a good bit every time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179068)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179081)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179098)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: harsh hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179115)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: violent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179148)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy know-it-all mood tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179157)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted exhilarant center

doobs being the POTUS of his school's SCOTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180200)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Trip onyx bbw keepsake machete

wtf else would you call a head of state?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49182016)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Comical alcoholic gay wizard

120 how gujurati invariably created a subthread ganges ITT full of usual sophomoric garbage "insights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179072)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: Irate motley faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179076)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180550)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Plum Duck-like Main People

evan's fake news links

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179094)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: bonkers black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179241)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Cyan Weed Whacker Theatre

i dunno if it counts but foreigners completely misunderstanding "prole" and getting called out for it always cracks me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179130)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Pearly milk pozpig

everyone here being not flame mentally ill haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179153)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: violent office

clothmos being fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179173)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Zippy stimulating becky

that's not a "gag", hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180987)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:41 AM
Author: violent office

Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me for the first time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180991)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: cream crotch

i dont know why, but breifcase full of duck sauce always makes me lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179186)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: glassy codepig jap

this thread smells like duck sauce does as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180192)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Coral maniacal menage

Tipping 10% or less on engagement ring sales. If at least one poster tried this and got screed by a vengeful salesmen it would be worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179196)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: vibrant frisky roommate

gakk-fueled bumping sprees that last for days and make the bort completely unreadable

obsessing over the irl of poasters and letting it consume your every waking moment

I'm gay/I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179287)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: wonderful twisted library pervert

Replying "tp" to great lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179799)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: violent office

Replying "tp" to great lines tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179917)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: salmon titillating turdskin house

Replying "tp" to great lines tp tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180190)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: violent office

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180950)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: misanthropic apoplectic whorehouse preventive strike

I like that this has been independently discovered elsewhere by adding "groyper" to great turns of phrase

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49182003)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: bonkers black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49179886)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Amber adventurous abode

assassination vs. assassination to death vs. being mortally slain in a fatal assassination

the endless parade of superstar rappers being assassinated to death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180226)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: cerebral therapy bawdyhouse

the”eggs mcmuffin” joke format. it’s one of the few xoisms that i regularly use with my wife because it gets an lol every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180289)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180310)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: harsh hall

"Oh, Harold!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180469)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181467)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:41 AM
Author: violent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180951)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: aromatic headpube pocket flask

I say "pick up some Millers Lite for the lake" joke to my friends all the time and they love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181834)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: drunken floppy public bath

whatever happened to "I'm a refrigerator, I am very cold. Whoosh."

also, lol @ your life, no frog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180342)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181468)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: appetizing french reading party

nigger faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181472)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Thriller Police Squad

Costco’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180511)



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Date: August 18th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49195969)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: 180 buff temple

When there's a 100+ post thread about someone dying horrifically in public, and then a poster asks if they're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180958)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:17 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

Chicago vs. NYC. Prestigious luxe condos, Lake Michigan yacht parties, Gold Coast, the underground, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180977)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted exhilarant center

phoenix and las vegas as jewels of the midwest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180978)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:31 AM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate

Adding "mo" as a suffix to any word to indicate that the person is a fan/expert/purveyor of that thing.

Trumpmo

Lawmo

Fishingmo

Etc.

I use this with my wife IRL and now she says it too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180983)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: Pink halford principal's office

I hate that shit, one of the gayest things to come out of this place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181262)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: appetizing french reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181267)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:30 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

stfu fagmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181269)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:39 PM
Author: Lemon stirring lay degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49182329)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: doobsian fat ankles

(maf quotemo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181316)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: violent office

says the pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181768)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 6:38 AM
Author: Zippy stimulating becky

Peterman's hairline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49180988)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

Imagine the smell. sewer skunks / brunchfarters and talking about the disgusting nature of professional white women gastrointestinal processes in general, particularly jewish pear shaped women wearing suitskirts who work at law firms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181258)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181259)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

butthold vs. butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181273)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: sable stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181780)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

there is nuance involved in the distinction tbf. butthole is specifically just the hole in your butt. Butthold includes the larger surrounding area within the buttcheeks but outside the actual butthole (i.e. - Box's brown areas). it's like a stonghold, except it's a butthold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181893)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: sable stag film

I think we can agree that the butthold must be groundered, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181905)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: violent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181980)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

yes, but the groundering of said butthold encompasses the larger butthold region vs. just the butthole itself. regardless will smell like burrito shit unless an attempt to mask it with some sort of low end fruity spray is applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181997)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

grow a beard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181276)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: glassy codepig jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181321)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: yapping dysfunction university

Earl MAF at Luis's Volt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181308)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: lavender church building pisswyrm

Peak heterosexual behavior being fully nude male bodybuilding competition that involves male on male sexual exercises as part of the training ritual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181429)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: appetizing french reading party

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181463)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: violent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181772)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: indecent kitchen

baiting julia tp to poast a lingerie pic by calling her hot or ugly in a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181778)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored pit knife

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181814)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: doobsian fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181844)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz station affirmative action

I always lol at Julia malapropism threads/poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49181902)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: slate passionate incel heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49182335)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac athletic conference

bashing forearms with a wrench after getting rejected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5759676&forum_id=2Elisa#49182293)