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POLL: what's your wife's body count?
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Dashing trust fund i'm doing research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947280) |
Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Pungent lime national security agency 1 handful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947281) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: White public bath factory reset button 1 guy before me. whore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947282) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Dashing trust fund 180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.
LMK if you want me to explain. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Citrine idiot it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947290) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Dashing trust fund go away you indian turd bastard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947296) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Citrine idiot if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947301) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Dashing trust fund (smelly assnigger nonwhite) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947302) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Citrine idiot you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947307) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: motley forum wife? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947283) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Citrine idiot i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947285) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: White public bath factory reset button 30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947400) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM Author: Citrine idiot mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947428) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM Author: Stubborn Nursing Home Son Of Senegal lol sure it is (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950232) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: geriatric school gaping triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992770) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM Author: Khaki abode ? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993508) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: Citrine idiot i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996786) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Primrose infuriating dopamine house men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.
i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop
youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM Author: Dashing trust fund body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.
glazed is new so i will give you that. |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Primrose infuriating dopamine house fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex
i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Dashing trust fund i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947310) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM Author: hairraiser twisted heaven monthly nut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947304) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM Author: Odious whorehouse while I watched? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947297) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM Author: Milky Adventurous Cruise Ship Are you talking shit or actual LS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947648) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM Author: Peach stimulating stage Lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993596) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: Vermilion shitlib Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947389) |
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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM Author: Marvelous azure yarmulke I’ve lost track since the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947434) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM Author: snowy state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986000) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM Author: Dashing trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950150) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM Author: Jade titillating school cafeteria dog poop She lost count but somewhere over 500
She’s not very sexual anymore tho |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM Author: brindle church building rigpig amazing poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950213) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM Author: Dashing trust fund i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950215) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Stubborn Nursing Home Son Of Senegal 1 including me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950220) |
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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM Author: mind-boggling henna senate she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950265) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Dashing trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953547) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Cruel-hearted flushed center I dunno (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953549) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM Author: well-lubricated bawdyhouse goal in life 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953564) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM Author: Dashing trust fund update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.
also, i'm back on antidepressants! |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48985948) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM Author: Dashing trust fund no she didn't.
you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Citrine idiot even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992721) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Dashing trust fund i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992734) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: glittery step-uncle's house fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992829) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage You’re a loser and so is this kike
Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Dashing trust fund woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992757) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage You’re a jew and you get fucked by men
lol @ you, faggot |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Dashing trust fund oh man, what will this guy say next! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992768) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage “Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”
*gets buttfucked by a nigger*
What a cool kike! |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Dashing trust fund how much do the truckers pay you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992783) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage kike faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992794) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM Author: Citrine idiot excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992769) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM Author: Dashing trust fund isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992781) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage “I do it for free!”
-Zurich, proud Jewish “man” |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM Author: Dashing trust fund (totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992798) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage You’re spiraling
and jewish
shameful |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: Dashing trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992812) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Citrine idiot you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992819) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM Author: ocher appetizing filthpig theater stage simp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992854) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: Excitant psychic 0 before me, 1 since marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986037) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM Author: Dashing trust fund what's yours?
my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that. |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Excitant psychic around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992642) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM Author: nubile self-absorbed partner I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992677) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM Author: drunken roommate nibblets 7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992683) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: well-lubricated bawdyhouse goal in life How many after? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992686) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: drunken roommate nibblets zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992727) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM Author: slimy very tactful locale stock car Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993765) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: razzle double fault sweet tailpipe Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992718) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Khaki abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992725) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Histrionic elite newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM Author: deep dark mental disorder 180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992772) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: razzle double fault sweet tailpipe True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993038) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM Author: Khaki abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993489) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM Author: up-to-no-good clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992821) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: nofapping offensive mad-dog skullcap property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992831) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM Author: Peach stimulating stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993604) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM Author: Marvelous azure yarmulke My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993789) |
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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM Author: razzle double fault sweet tailpipe That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993956) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Cruel-hearted flushed center No idea. I hope it's a ton (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992729) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Histrionic elite newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992733) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: Ultramarine bateful travel guidebook theatre Including me, zero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992784) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM Author: deep dark mental disorder I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992789) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM Author: geriatric school gaping "And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"
Strange "marriage" you've got there |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM Author: Aromatic Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993504) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: slimy very tactful locale stock car Yeah, how did that come about? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993770) |
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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM Author: deep dark mental disorder I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996732) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM Author: rusted national doctorate 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992804) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM Author: geriatric school gaping this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.
current wife has 3 before me.
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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM Author: Histrionic elite newt THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992822) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: geriatric school gaping she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992860) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM Author: Dashing trust fund that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992839) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: glittery step-uncle's house fat ankles lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Histrionic elite newt My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992874) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM Author: glittery step-uncle's house fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992894) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM Author: vibrant codepig fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993551) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM Author: vibrant codepig fortuitous meteor 1 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993265) |
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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM Author: big-titted low-t box office ratface doing research for a research boner tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993598) |