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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
violent spot love of her life
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Blathering frisky messiness electric furnace
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Electric Range Brethren
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
aquamarine greedy persian
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
passionate black travel guidebook
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
swollen wine mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
odious black woman
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
ebony supple chapel
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Galvanic ultramarine laser beams prole
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
hairraiser cruise ship
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Bonkers overrated background story skinny woman
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Spectacular jap
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Glittery meetinghouse
  06/30/25
cr
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Galvanic ultramarine laser beams prole
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Angry queen of the night tank
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Bonkers overrated background story skinny woman
  06/30/25
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Lavender gas station
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Glittery meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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walnut place of business heaven
  07/01/25
*bussy
unhinged school roommate
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
swollen wine mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
dun stimulating crotch
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Primrose adulterous old irish cottage
  06/30/25
fuck
Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
dun stimulating crotch
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
violent spot love of her life
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Angry queen of the night tank
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
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house-broken piazza
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
massive pearly dilemma
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Useless trailer park dog poop
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
rusted location immigrant
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Useless trailer park dog poop
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Lavender gas station
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Useless trailer park dog poop
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
thriller fanboi coffee pot
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Khaki razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
heady yapping home
  06/30/25
tcr
Lavender gas station
  07/01/25
just jump
Charismatic Indigo Toaster
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
...
autistic generalized bond bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Frum Sable Gay Wizard
  06/30/25
wow
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Carmine dashing locale
  06/30/25
JFC man
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
ebony supple chapel
  06/30/25
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Charismatic Indigo Toaster
  06/30/25
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Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine
  06/30/25
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Bonkers overrated background story skinny woman
  06/30/25
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Titillating low-t associate office
  06/30/25
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bipolar theatre
  06/30/25
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Khaki razzmatazz idea he suggested
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
heady yapping home
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
massive pearly dilemma
  06/30/25
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drunken psychic
  07/01/25
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walnut place of business heaven
  07/01/25
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Shimmering Swashbuckling Hunting Ground Feces
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Exhilarant selfie coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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Onyx Rehab
  07/01/25
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Electric Range Brethren
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
passionate black travel guidebook
  06/30/25
bro
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
...
heady yapping home
  06/30/25
lol
Lavender gas station
  07/01/25
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coiffed trump supporter sneaky criminal
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Jade fat ankles shrine
  06/30/25
jfc
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Galvanic ultramarine laser beams prole
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Titillating low-t associate office
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
bipolar theatre
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Lavender gas station
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Jade fat ankles shrine
  07/01/25
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rusted location immigrant
  07/01/25
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bipolar theatre
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Onyx Rehab
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
adventurous infuriating depressive hospital
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Angry queen of the night tank
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine
  06/30/25
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canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/01/25
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razzle mildly autistic set genital piercing
  07/01/25
lol
Lavender gas station
  07/01/25
...
Charismatic Indigo Toaster
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
maize curious casino wagecucks
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Chrome bearded mad cow disease boltzmann
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Amethyst trip digit ratio water buffalo
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Brindle Friendly Grandma
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
poppy soul-stirring foreskin
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
razzle mildly autistic set genital piercing
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
sooty kitchen useless brakes
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Lavender gas station
  07/01/25
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canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
walnut place of business heaven
  07/01/25
😟
comical hot masturbator
  07/01/25
...
Naked Mood
  07/01/25
holy shit
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
razzle mildly autistic set genital piercing
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
rough-skinned buff cuckoldry
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Onyx Rehab
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
swollen wine mad-dog skullcap
  07/01/25
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canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Onyx Rehab
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Onyx Rehab
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Frum Sable Gay Wizard
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
swollen wine mad-dog skullcap
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
lemon medicated den stain
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
walnut place of business heaven
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
very tactful abode
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/06/25
...
Frum Sable Gay Wizard
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
gay knife
  07/06/25
...
bipolar theatre
  07/06/25
lol
Lavender gas station
  07/07/25
wow
canary razzle-dazzle corner
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: violent spot love of her life

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Blathering frisky messiness electric furnace

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Electric Range Brethren

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: aquamarine greedy persian

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate black travel guidebook

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: swollen wine mad-dog skullcap

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: odious black woman

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: ebony supple chapel

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Galvanic ultramarine laser beams prole

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: hairraiser cruise ship

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Bonkers overrated background story skinny woman

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Spectacular jap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Glittery meetinghouse

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Galvanic ultramarine laser beams prole

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Angry queen of the night tank

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Bonkers overrated background story skinny woman

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Lavender gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Glittery meetinghouse

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: walnut place of business heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: unhinged school roommate

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: swollen wine mad-dog skullcap

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: dun stimulating crotch

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Primrose adulterous old irish cottage

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: dun stimulating crotch

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: violent spot love of her life

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Angry queen of the night tank

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: house-broken piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: massive pearly dilemma

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Useless trailer park dog poop

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: rusted location immigrant

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Useless trailer park dog poop

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Lavender gas station

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Useless trailer park dog poop

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: thriller fanboi coffee pot

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Khaki razzmatazz idea he suggested

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: heady yapping home

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Lavender gas station

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Charismatic Indigo Toaster

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: autistic generalized bond bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Frum Sable Gay Wizard

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Carmine dashing locale

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: ebony supple chapel

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Indigo Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bonkers overrated background story skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Titillating low-t associate office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: bipolar theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Khaki razzmatazz idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: heady yapping home

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: massive pearly dilemma

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: drunken psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: walnut place of business heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Shimmering Swashbuckling Hunting Ground Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant selfie coldplay fan

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Onyx Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Electric Range Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: passionate black travel guidebook

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: heady yapping home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Lavender gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: coiffed trump supporter sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Jade fat ankles shrine

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Galvanic ultramarine laser beams prole

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Titillating low-t associate office

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: bipolar theatre

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Lavender gas station

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Jade fat ankles shrine

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: rusted location immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: bipolar theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Onyx Rehab

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: adventurous infuriating depressive hospital

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Angry queen of the night tank

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Seedy Excitant Station Dopamine

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: razzle mildly autistic set genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Lavender gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Indigo Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: maize curious casino wagecucks

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Chrome bearded mad cow disease boltzmann

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Amethyst trip digit ratio water buffalo

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Brindle Friendly Grandma

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: poppy soul-stirring foreskin

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: razzle mildly autistic set genital piercing

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: sooty kitchen useless brakes

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Lavender gas station

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: walnut place of business heaven

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: comical hot masturbator

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Naked Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: razzle mildly autistic set genital piercing

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned buff cuckoldry

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Onyx Rehab

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: swollen wine mad-dog skullcap

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Onyx Rehab

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Onyx Rehab

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Frum Sable Gay Wizard

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: swollen wine mad-dog skullcap

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: lemon medicated den stain

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: walnut place of business heaven

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: very tactful abode

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Frum Sable Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: gay knife

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: bipolar theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Lavender gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: canary razzle-dazzle corner

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)