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POLL: what's your wife's body count?

i'm doing research
flushed reading party
  05/20/25
1 handful
Bright doobsian pozpig sound barrier
  05/20/25
1 guy before me. whore
Confused Athletic Conference Bawdyhouse
  05/20/25
180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but accord...
flushed reading party
  05/20/25
it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept wi...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  05/20/25
go away you indian turd bastard
flushed reading party
  05/20/25
if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would ...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  05/20/25
(smelly assnigger nonwhite)
flushed reading party
  05/20/25
you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky choc...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  05/20/25
wife?
Crusty startled whorehouse
  05/20/25
i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  05/20/25
30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?
Confused Athletic Conference Bawdyhouse
  05/20/25
mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't car...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  05/20/25
lol sure it is
canary cocky stage
  05/21/25
triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-dest...
Talking site hunting ground
  06/06/25
? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18
awkward factory reset button
  06/06/25
i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were ...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  06/08/25
men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use th...
bipolar kitty dilemma
  05/20/25
body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped. gla...
flushed reading party
  05/20/25
fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about se...
bipolar kitty dilemma
  05/20/25
i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs...
flushed reading party
  05/20/25
monthly nut
Excitant School Cafeteria
  05/20/25
while I watched?
galvanic scourge upon the earth
  05/20/25
Are you talking shit or actual LS?
Green dysfunction candlestick maker
  05/20/25
Lol 180
Angry Trust Fund Heaven
  06/06/25
Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut
Fishy field codepig
  05/20/25
I’ve lost track since the wedding
Big ocher black woman sweet tailpipe
  05/20/25
...
Transparent up-to-no-good hairy legs gaming laptop
  06/04/25
...
flushed reading party
  05/21/25
She lost count but somewhere over 500 She’s not ver...
Slate legend base
  05/21/25
amazing poast moniker synergy
stirring stock car stag film
  05/21/25
i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i k...
flushed reading party
  05/21/25
1 including me
canary cocky stage
  05/21/25
she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far
Sepia Azn Ladyboy
  05/21/25
...
flushed reading party
  05/22/25
I dunno
Soul-stirring Corner Friendly Grandma
  05/22/25
2
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Hospital
  05/22/25
update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genes...
flushed reading party
  06/04/25
she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
no she didn't. you are really a sad and pathetic person....
flushed reading party
  06/04/25
You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children w...
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife a...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  06/06/25
i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked ...
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
...
Deranged nibblets cruise ship
  06/06/25
You’re a loser and so is this kike Lmao @ having ga...
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. w...
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
You’re a jew and you get fucked by men lol @ you, f...
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
oh man, what will this guy say next!
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
“Hey guyth is thith punk rock?” *gets buttfuc...
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
how much do the truckers pay you?
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
kike faggot
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  06/06/25
isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new eng...
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
“I do it for free!” -Zurich, proud Jewish &ld...
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
(totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksu...
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
You’re spiraling and jewish shameful
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
...
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuf...
hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes
  06/06/25
simp
Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire
  06/06/25
0 before me, 1 since marriage
Chartreuse circlehead range
  06/04/25
what's yours? my wife and i both had only two before we ...
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they...
Chartreuse circlehead range
  06/06/25
I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South Am...
chestnut cerebral philosopher-king house
  06/06/25
7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she w...
Floppy address
  06/06/25
How many after?
Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Hospital
  06/06/25
zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integ...
Floppy address
  06/06/25
Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around b...
Glittery casino rigor
  06/06/25
Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th...
cyan temple
  06/06/25
...
awkward factory reset button
  06/06/25
...
Aphrodisiac dark ape
  06/06/25
180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir.
Alcoholic poppy internal respiration
  06/06/25
True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she...
cyan temple
  06/06/25
...
awkward factory reset button
  06/06/25
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Swashbuckling aggressive university
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motley deer antler
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Angry Trust Fund Heaven
  06/06/25
My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has...
Big ocher black woman sweet tailpipe
  06/06/25
That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled...
cyan temple
  06/07/25
No idea. I hope it's a ton
Soul-stirring Corner Friendly Grandma
  06/06/25
...
Aphrodisiac dark ape
  06/06/25
Including me, zero
Racy Hominid French Chef
  06/06/25
I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious a...
Alcoholic poppy internal respiration
  06/06/25
"And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after ma...
Talking site hunting ground
  06/06/25
...
Bearded Degenerate Space
  06/06/25
Yeah, how did that come about?
Glittery casino rigor
  06/06/25
I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife...
Alcoholic poppy internal respiration
  06/08/25
3
duck-like community account
  06/06/25
this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number ...
Talking site hunting ground
  06/06/25
THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wr...
Aphrodisiac dark ape
  06/06/25
she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch...
Talking site hunting ground
  06/06/25
that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that.
flushed reading party
  06/06/25
lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo
Deranged nibblets cruise ship
  06/06/25
My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys b...
Aphrodisiac dark ape
  06/06/25
...
Deranged nibblets cruise ship
  06/06/25
...
indigo irradiated sanctuary goyim
  06/06/25
1
indigo irradiated sanctuary goyim
  06/06/25
doing research for a research boner tp
exciting geriatric coldplay fan
  06/06/25


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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: flushed reading party

i'm doing research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947280)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Bright doobsian pozpig sound barrier

1 handful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947281)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Confused Athletic Conference Bawdyhouse

1 guy before me. whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947282)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: flushed reading party

180. my wife's is allegedly 3 (only 2 before me), but according to my mistress my wife lied to me.

LMK if you want me to explain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947286)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

it at least 4 considering i know for a fact she has slept with one person after marrying you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947290)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: flushed reading party

go away you indian turd bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947296)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

if you can't keep me out of your bedroom why the fuck would you think you can keep me out of a thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947301)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: flushed reading party

(smelly assnigger nonwhite)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947302)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

you wife asks me not to shower. says she enjoys a musky chocobar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947307)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Crusty startled whorehouse

wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947283)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

i think my gf's is around 30. my ex-wife was less than 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947285)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Confused Athletic Conference Bawdyhouse

30 is actually insane. is she an actual whore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947400)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

mines in the triple digits so i can't judge. and i don't care about body count unless it's indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947428)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:16 AM
Author: canary cocky stage

lol sure it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950232)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Talking site hunting ground

triple digits is prima facie indicative of extreme self-destructive behavior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992770)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: awkward factory reset button

? for a 43 yo man it's 4 per year since the age of 18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993508)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

i've mostly been in long term relationships. but there were a few periods of mindless casual sex for the sake of it. but even when dating in the hopes of something long term sex is often just an ordinary part of the dating process. plus dating a couple "bi" girls down for an occasional 3way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996786)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: bipolar kitty dilemma

men older than 35 really need to take a stand and not use that term.

i hear olds like me using zoomer porn slang like "glazing" and "body count" and "gaped" and it all needs to stop

youngs should be pressured by people who actually have money to stop talking pornographically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947291)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: flushed reading party

body count has been in use for a while. so has gaped.

glazed is new so i will give you that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947300)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: bipolar kitty dilemma

fair enough, and body count at least is meant to be about sex

i hear people saying glazed and gaped as metaphors all the time. wtf. this isnt a pornhub comment section, faggot, this is IRL. Have some dignity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947306)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: flushed reading party

i listen to A LOT of youtube reactors who react to rap songs, so glazed sounds normal to me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947310)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: Excitant School Cafeteria

monthly nut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947304)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: galvanic scourge upon the earth

while I watched?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947297)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Green dysfunction candlestick maker

Are you talking shit or actual LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947648)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Angry Trust Fund Heaven

Lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Fishy field codepig

Probably over 100. She was a hot little slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947389)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Big ocher black woman sweet tailpipe

I’ve lost track since the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48947434)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Transparent up-to-no-good hairy legs gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986000)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:06 AM
Author: flushed reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950150)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:44 AM
Author: Slate legend base

She lost count but somewhere over 500

She’s not very sexual anymore tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950176)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: stirring stock car stag film

amazing poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950213)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:05 AM
Author: flushed reading party

i think my wife may have cheated on me years ago. should i kill her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950215)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:10 AM
Author: canary cocky stage

1 including me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950220)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Sepia Azn Ladyboy

she's had 2 bodies come out of her so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48950265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: flushed reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953547)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Corner Friendly Grandma

I dunno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953549)



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Hospital

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48953564)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: flushed reading party

update, i had an absolute mental meltdown that had its genesis in this question, and it turns out my wife did, in fact, only sleep with two guys before me.

also, i'm back on antidepressants!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48985940)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

she lied because she knows you’re a gay jewish psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48985948)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: flushed reading party

no she didn't.

you are really a sad and pathetic person. much like i was when i was an active addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986019)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

You’re still a drug addicted kike fag. Your children will laugh when you inevitably kill yourself, and they’ll give your whore wife a high five for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986038)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

even in that bleak scenario he still would have had a wife and children whereas you will always be a NEET incel lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992721)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: flushed reading party

i'm high on various class A narcotics rn and getting sucked by a tranny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992734)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Deranged nibblets cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992829)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

You’re a loser and so is this kike

Lmao @ having gay kids w some nigger fucking jew whore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992752)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: flushed reading party

woah look out guys, he said nigger! and then jew and kike. wild man alert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992757)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

You’re a jew and you get fucked by men

lol @ you, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992763)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: flushed reading party

oh man, what will this guy say next!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992768)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

“Hey guyth is thith punk rock?”

*gets buttfucked by a nigger*

What a cool kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992782)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: flushed reading party

how much do the truckers pay you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992783)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

kike faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992794)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

excuse me he's one of ARE top antisemites and all the people he's been fucked by were identifying as women at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992769)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: flushed reading party

isn't bp confirmed to have sucked dicks for money at new england truck stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992781)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

“I do it for free!”

-Zurich, proud Jewish “man”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992790)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: flushed reading party

(totally not jewish but bragging that HE got paid for dicksucks whereas i did it for nothing)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992798)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

You’re spiraling

and jewish

shameful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992811)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: flushed reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992812)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: hairraiser onyx toilet seat useless brakes

you're spiraling dude. boner police (chill fratty hinged tuft chad) said so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Smoky Nubile Library Multi-billionaire

simp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992854)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Chartreuse circlehead range

0 before me, 1 since marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48986037)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: flushed reading party

what's yours?

my wife and i both had only two before we met each other. i ruined that when i went off the rails a few years ago. i hate myself for that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992357)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse circlehead range

around 15, she knew a few of them before we married and they still keep in touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992642)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: chestnut cerebral philosopher-king house

I’m assuming a lot because she always goes to South America for a month and stays at hostels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992677)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Floppy address

7 before me. I got her at age 21. 5 of the 7 were when she was 15-16.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992683)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Turquoise Razzle-dazzle Hospital

How many after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992686)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Floppy address

zero so far, but I’m doing my best to make it an integer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992727)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Glittery casino rigor

Did she have a busy sophomore year? Getting passed around by cool juniors and seniors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993765)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cyan temple

Ex-wife was somewhere in the 60-70 range. As part of the 4th Step in AA you have to make a list, and I accidentally saw hers and was like wtf. Had plenty entries like “airline pilot in Denver” and stuff, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992718)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: awkward factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992725)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992732)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Alcoholic poppy internal respiration

180 if true. 180 if flame. Well done, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992772)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: cyan temple

True. A bit of a surprise because when we started dating she has clearly said it was “under 50.” I felt a bit deceived later, NGL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993038)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: awkward factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993489)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Swashbuckling aggressive university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992821)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: motley deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Angry Trust Fund Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993604)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Big ocher black woman sweet tailpipe

My 4th step is sitting in the garage. My birdbrain wife has never bothered reading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993789)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:22 AM
Author: cyan temple

That’s best. I didn’t seek it out, just stumbled across it in an untitled notebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993956)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Corner Friendly Grandma

No idea. I hope it's a ton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992729)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992733)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Racy Hominid French Chef

Including me, zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992784)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Alcoholic poppy internal respiration

I'm virtually certain I am the only one. She was religious and wanted to save herself for marriage. And she had only one serious boyfriend before me, and I know the fact that she refused to fuck him was a point of contention in their relationship. And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so, so I would assume she would tell me if she did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992789)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: Talking site hunting ground

"And I am pretty sure she hasn't fucked anyone after marriage, because I have given her permission to do so"

Strange "marriage" you've got there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992815)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Bearded Degenerate Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993504)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Glittery casino rigor

Yeah, how did that come about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993770)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Alcoholic poppy internal respiration

I'm a cheatmo and I barely hide it. I can't tell if the wife just tolerates it or if she is in denial about the fact that I am fucking some of the women I hang around with. I figured it was only fair if I let her do the same thing. Plus I was hoping that we could just do a full open marriage and I wouldn't have to keep pretending like I don't fuck my side pieces. She didn't bite, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48996732)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: duck-like community account

3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992804)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Talking site hunting ground

this girl I was fucking and really liked told me her number was around 75 and it left me sort of in shock. I kept dating and fucking her for a while after that, but I couldn't take her seriously as a marriage prospect anymore so I always had one foot out the door.

current wife has 3 before me.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992807)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark ape

THat's insane, it's good you found another girl who loves wrestling, horror movies and video games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Talking site hunting ground

she loves horror movies, used to occasionally go to or watch a wrestling event but isn't really a fan, and basically the same for video games. she used to play story-based games like Detroit Become Human and Dark Pictures Anthology with me but hasn't since we've had kids. she is too tired and doesn't have time. She is still very fuckable despite being 40 and having produced 2 children so it's fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992860)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: flushed reading party

that's disgusting, wtf. shocked she admitted to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992839)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Deranged nibblets cruise ship

lots of cope and delusion itt lmaoooooo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dark ape

My roastie isn't like the others, she only fucked 1-2 guys before she chose me, I have the Best Life Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992874)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Deranged nibblets cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48992894)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: indigo irradiated sanctuary goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993551)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: indigo irradiated sanctuary goyim

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993265)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: exciting geriatric coldplay fan

doing research for a research boner tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727766&forum_id=2Elisa#48993598)