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Hit on girl at bar, she laughed in my face and walked away
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space fml (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313138) |
Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: titillating station persian get to jail, rapist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313140) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:00 PM Author: Exhilarant milk menage Don't worry about it bro. At least you had the balls to do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313143) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:01 PM Author: cracking lay cr. fuck her, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313145) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:02 PM Author: passionate box office height?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:03 PM Author: Sick new version you should have punched her in the face then ran (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313160) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:07 PM Author: sadistic reading party crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313186) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: honey-headed shivering university quadroon Rate her
Rate yourself
WHat did you say to her?
What time of day was it?
Are you white? Is she not AZN?
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:08 PM Author: jade yarmulke hall It happens bro. Says more about her than it does about you. Don't sweat it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313192) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:20 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams DESCRIBE moar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313266) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:21 PM Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Psychic School Even a bad shot is dignified if you accept the duel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313279) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space ty, i like this aphorism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313720) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:48 PM Author: At-the-ready Concupiscible Psychic School Yw. It's my favorite Chestertonian aphorism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313926) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:32 PM Author: charismatic mauve mexican selfie Great quote (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#27249224) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:24 PM Author: Racy soggy theater cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:25 PM Author: turquoise stubborn pozpig fuck her. your balls get bigger the more you do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313314) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 9:26 PM Author: citrine ratface doctorate i fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so seriously i took her
i was a disgrace |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:03 PM Author: Stirring Slate Sanctuary I fell in love with a hooker
she laughed in my face
so, seriously, I took her
her body's at my place
(xoxo version) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:06 PM Author: bearded volcanic crater associate sue her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313543) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:09 PM Author: pearly territorial parlour lol are you even 6'4? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313561) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:26 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space bros I texted a girl, she responded immediately, then i sent a booty call text and she just responded with 'haha'. fml it's not my night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313703) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:27 PM Author: Exhilarant milk menage way to early for a booty call, my man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313708) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space what, when is optimal time breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313714) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: Exhilarant milk menage Kind of depends on when the bars close where you live, but at least 1 or 1:30 AM. The booty call works because both parties are sad and lonely about striking out for the night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313726) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:29 PM Author: 180 Corner 1 am + (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313728) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: bearded volcanic crater associate txt her back casanova you have some serious confidence issues. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313715) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:28 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space i responded with "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313724) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:43 PM Author: bearded volcanic crater associate nothing's going to happen if it sounds like you're going to rape her. Try again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313866) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: hairraiser potus sound barrier lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313893) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:18 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space she didn't respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314182) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:45 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams don't use emoticons (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313888) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:03 PM Author: big bull headed den crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314053) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:44 PM Author: motley theater stage its a numbers games bro. don't let one cunt fuck up your game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313884) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:46 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams I think if someone is straight up rude though, you need to throw your drink on her or something (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313903) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:54 PM Author: motley theater stage if you can't quickly come up with a one liner to shame some slut at a bar, you are not a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313975) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 10:56 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams how can you do this without seeming bitter? maybe just grab her ass with enthusiasm and scoot away before she can hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23313993) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:15 PM Author: laughsome crawly jap heaven if a woman makes you feel bad about being way, WAY too ugly to hit on her, you should definitely sexually assault her (non-bitter alpha JustWokeUp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314148) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:27 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams lol at that shitlib definition of sexual assault
I grab random girls asses in bars anyway NBD |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy Just laugh back on move on. Insulting people is beta.
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams nah man someone hurts your feelings you hurt theirs back worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314103) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy only worked w churchill bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314129) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:00 PM Author: Bronze foreskin Some serious solicitous brotherly love ITT. Circle j more or less. Why are y'all trying to befriend such a beta bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314024) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Exhilarant milk menage Nothing wrong with helping a bro out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314039) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:02 PM Author: bearded volcanic crater associate On a lonely Saturday night such as this, I feel vicariously accomplished if I can help a bro get some (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314042) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:06 PM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy All poasters are FRIENDS, brother. Why the malice to ONE OF US? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314079) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:07 PM Author: pearly territorial parlour jfc if trying to help a bro out is verboten then this place truly is useless (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314084) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Bronze foreskin I was more expressing my surprise at the atypical supportiveness ITT. I think the board dynamic generally skews a little too far to the "Die, faggot" side myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314110) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy TWIST: Most poasters are decent people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314127) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:17 PM Author: geriatric point mood It's nbd. She doesn't know you, you don't her, neither of you will remember each other in a week (unless you act like a bitter faggot about it and resentfully hold a grudge). Fuck her, onto the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314170) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space god i hate women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314188) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:29 PM Author: Exhilarant milk menage tcr is to treat women like shit sometimes. It is empowering to know it can go the other way too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314276) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:31 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams yeah, but he won't get to treat THIS woman like shit. he'll treat one like shit who doesn't deserve it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314288) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:33 PM Author: Exhilarant milk menage I mean no one really ever deserves to randomly be treated like shit, but life isn't fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314299) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:48 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams there has to be a response to a chick laughing at you when you talk to her. it's never happened to me. i'd be real pissed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314422) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:51 PM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy "That's cool. Have a good night." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314440) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:54 PM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams ok not bad
and THEN grab her ass |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: bearded volcanic crater associate No, what the fuck is this? You don't wish a good night to someone who just tore your down. If you can't think of anything clever to say, a "fuck you, you're kind of fat anyways" will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314474) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:02 AM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy No need to be clever, man. She's going to be an insecure spoiled bitch anyway and she's heard it before. If you say what I said, you disarm her and she won't be able to make fun of you to her friends later. Instead, your roundabout put down will stick in her mind and make her feel sad.
You win the war. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:04 AM Author: bearded volcanic crater associate This is assuming she has empathy. Why would she have reservations about making fun of you later, if she just spat in your face? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314513) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:07 AM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy Just take my word for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314532) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:13 AM Author: hairraiser potus sound barrier Smirk at her slightly, look her in the eye and say, "Have a nice life," and walk away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314570) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: bearded volcanic crater associate "nothing funny about what's gonna happen tonight ;)" -OP |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:00 AM Author: Exhilarant milk menage I guess I don't think i've ever had a girl actually laugh in my face. Probably behind my back, but never actually directly to my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314488) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:29 AM Author: geriatric point mood eh....being a playful dick, not an outright asshole, seems to work better on most women.
actually treating women like shit only works on girls with low self-esteem who are already in relationships. |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:53 PM Author: hairraiser potus sound barrier DESCRIBE in detail how it went down.
1) what did you say 2) how did she respond? she just laughed at you, and that's it? 3) height? |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:31 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space c below (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315035) |
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Date: June 1st, 2013 11:59 PM Author: hilarious bateful hissy fit Just let it go bro, she was prob some immature 6 who wanted to take out her anger on the next guy in her path because all of the desirable men in the bar were failing to recognize her special inner beauty and beg for her attention. It's almost never the truly hot girls who act like this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314479) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:27 AM Author: useless bat shit crazy laser beams this is completely accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314676) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 12:36 AM Author: onyx submissive stock car community account it's a bar. that's what people do. get over it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23314734) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:30 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space okay i'm pretty drunk so i'll just post what happened since everyone keeps asking (i didn't wanna relive it so thats why i didn't post it til now).
NOTES:
1. i am 6'1 2. i was with a bro, bro tried to makae me feel better after
me: *walks up to blonde HB7 slut after her friend goes to bathroom* so i probably shouldn't ask, but what are you and your friend doing in a shitty bar like this
HB7 slut: we're waiting for some friends to go bar hopping. this place sucks though
me: oh, that's interesting i guess (NOTE: tried to sound disaffected and uninterested to subtly neg her) *strategically spills a little bit of my beer onto her flip-flops* oops
HB7 slut: wtf, hey watch it dude, are you totally wasted or something?
me: *slight kino to her arm* the only thing wasted here would be a wasted opportunity if you didn't get my number in your iphone right now (NOTE: i didn't miss a beat when saying this)
HB7 slut: *literally laughs immediately in response, very loud* ok you're creeping me out bro. *walks away*
me: .... |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: geriatric point mood 180 flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315038) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:32 AM Author: Exhilarant milk menage TBF, you probably deserved to get laughed at (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315040) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:33 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space i knoiw bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315041) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:35 AM Author: hairraiser potus sound barrier See this isn't so bad. You made a fool of yourself by acting drunk and spilling your drink.
She didn't laugh at you because of YOU, just because you weren't smooth AND then said a stupid pickup line. Lol
I think this is flame now tho |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space i seriously wish i loved cock rgiht now brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315050) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 7:09 AM Author: Nofapping institution dog poop It certainly seems as if you do, you limp-dicked faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315857) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Exhilarant milk menage True, but I like the way OP slow played the flame and let it ride for a bit.
Future flame-threaders take note |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: hairraiser potus sound barrier cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315064) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: geriatric point mood Yeah it was pretty good stylistically. I'll take note. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315067) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:36 AM Author: hilarious bateful hissy fit Of not flame, I feel creeped out just reading that, so she was justified. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315053) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:37 AM Author: geriatric point mood lol how could that not be flame?
if it really isn't it's the most pathetic shit I've read in my life. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: hairraiser potus sound barrier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315066) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: pearly territorial parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315068) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:38 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space yeah a man flirting with a woman is WAY more disturbing than some demented fags spamming this board with pictures of naked bodybuilders with photoshopped cocks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315069) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Exhilarant milk menage Fag, what you did was not flirting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315074) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: geriatric point mood rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315079) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy The board UNITES to support a fellow poaster and you expose the flame?
This is one you should have taken for the team and just kept on the DL |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:40 AM Author: razzle-dazzle pocket flask space this thread turned from supportive to derisive very quickly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315075) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:41 AM Author: Exhilarant milk menage I was supportive, then I was appreciative of a good flame, then he bashed IFNB and now I'm pissed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315081) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2013 1:43 AM Author: Snowy Supple Ladyboy I guess 180 for the mayhem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#23315084) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:31 PM Author: self-centered lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#27249221) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:34 PM Author: Wonderful principal's office macaca must have been a lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#27249239) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:51 PM Author: jade yarmulke hall Happens to all of us man. Don't let these birches control how you feel. Laugh it off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#27249382) |
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Date: February 4th, 2015 3:55 PM Author: Fragrant Blue Cruise Ship Dysfunction told u guys to lay off the neg/kino bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#27249403) |
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Date: September 26th, 2025 9:57 PM Author: i gave my cousin head how tall r u? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2271112&forum_id=2Elisa#49306603) |