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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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superior anglo culture
Lime school
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Lime school
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Lime school
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Soul-stirring insanely creepy pit turdskin
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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violent national
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But she was old enough in dog years!
Cowardly Violet Home
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Pink Electric Regret Shrine
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Cowardly Violet Home
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Frum Fear-inspiring Hunting Ground
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
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man's BEST friend
yapping pearly faggotry site
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
geriatric tan lodge ape
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Heady Partner
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
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lol
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
stirring mexican
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
self-absorbed exciting center police squad
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Lime school

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Lime school

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Lime school

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Lime school

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Lime school

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Lime school

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Lime school

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Lime school

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Lime school

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50059489)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Lime school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insanely creepy pit turdskin

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Pink Electric Regret Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: aggressive irradiated forum marketing idea

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Cowardly Violet Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Sickened adventurous wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: geriatric tan lodge ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: cream temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Heady Partner

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon electric furnace

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Cowardly Violet Home

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: violent national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Cowardly Violet Home

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Pink Electric Regret Shrine

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Cowardly Violet Home

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Frum Fear-inspiring Hunting Ground

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Claret offensive toilet seat

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: yapping pearly faggotry site

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: geriatric tan lodge ape

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Heady Partner

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing zippy senate pistol

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: geriatric tan lodge ape

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: floppy tanning salon electric furnace

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insanely creepy pit turdskin

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: stirring mexican

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: brass metal base preventive strike

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Pink Electric Regret Shrine

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Big chrome psychic heaven

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: wild sinister half-breed

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: lascivious area

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: wild sinister half-breed

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: lascivious area

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: aromatic field selfie

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: wild sinister half-breed

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: useless corner patrolman

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insanely creepy pit turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: stirring mexican

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: jet theater stage friendly grandma

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: jet theater stage friendly grandma

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: jet theater stage friendly grandma

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Glassy quadroon feces

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: underhanded gay deer antler factory reset button

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: jet theater stage friendly grandma

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: diverse jap telephone

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: slap-happy location masturbator

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Azure locale

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: self-absorbed exciting center police squad

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Heady Partner

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Pink Electric Regret Shrine

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: spectacular hilarious native roommate

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899877)