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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: haunting stock car rigpig

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Light wrinkle



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Beta stag film

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: soggy amber lettuce

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: awkward electric laser beams cumskin

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: appetizing abode place of business



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: awkward electric laser beams cumskin



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: thriller naked pocket flask



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: comical bossy philosopher-king



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Hideous Medicated Deer Antler Keepsake Machete

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Hideous Medicated Deer Antler Keepsake Machete

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42888212)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: razzle hyperventilating menage



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: pea-brained frum fanboi



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Cheese-eating Haunted Graveyard Set

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: iridescent den

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

180000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42950447)



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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Talented violent generalized bond clown

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: gold church

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: iridescent den

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Nudist passionate brethren

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Light wrinkle



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Primrose excitant chapel legend

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Nudist passionate brethren



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Nudist passionate brethren



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: pontificating floppy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Effete chocolate house party of the first part

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Effete chocolate house party of the first part

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Effete chocolate house party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Effete chocolate house party of the first part

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Irradiated mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling crotch lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: last time gaming was 180 in a frutiger aero-sense.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Elisa#49694871)