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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:13 AM Author: Dashing dull heaven Yeah, the hard part is recruitment, scheduling, and logistics. They probably had 2-hour slots and front-loaded them slightly. You show up at your time, get a number, and wait in the lobby or outside; when the time slot in front of you is down to its last 30 guys or whatever, you file in, get naked, and get in line in order of your number. A tattooed meth head yells at you as a group to condom up and that you'll get 15 seconds of sex (they've 'budgeted' 40 seconds, but there's always leakage during transitions, guys wanting to jack themselves 4 times before going in, etc., and you need to compensate for the whore's breaks), and that you're not to touch her with anything other than your penis (no kissing, obviously, but think about how retarded the average guy at one of these things is). No BYOcondom allowed; everyone has to use one of the 3 sizes of Lifestyles condom supplied, since that brand is a 'sponsor' of the gangbang.
The biggest problem is guys not getting/staying hard, which there's very little patience for, but they also can't afford to just kick out everyone who experiences any issues because that's too many ppl. (This was the major 'qualification' screened for in the casting call, but it still comes up.) Guys are expected to keep themselves jacked hard, and they've devoted an entire Jew to checking the guy in the on-deck circle for hardness and pulling him back to the hole if he's not keeping it up; you can get skipped 2x, but 3 strikes you're out.
The two body men taking care of the girl herself (strip club bouncers by trade, and easily the most normal people there) are shocked at how many dudes say bizarrely retarded shit like "but I haven't cum yet" when being pulled off at the beep. They've set aside 45 minutes in aggregate for breaks and decided to let the girl choose how to divvy them up--"we'll see how it goes and keep track of if we're on pace"--which they immediately regret as the girl has no visceral sense of math or ability to delay gratification and takes 32 minutes of smoke breaks in the first 2.5 hours.
Guys in the last 3 time slots get a significantly worse experience, with the scent of BO and cigarettes oppressively thick in the air, and the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup. Expressing concern about what you're sticking your dick into gets you a summary expulsion, especially as the supervisory Jew realizes they're comfortably ahead of schedule to hit 1,000, and everyone's tired and doesn't give a shit anymore. |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 12:57 AM Author: harsh blathering tank lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921796) |
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Date: June 8th, 2026 5:57 AM Author: irate station therapy You sound like you speak from experience. Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49921908) |
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Date: July 9th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: adventurous dead giraffe "the girl's vagina looking like a cold cut sandwich slathered with catsup"
....everyday we stray further from the light of God. |
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Date: January 19th, 2025 11:08 PM Author: Chestnut parlour lettuce Why are these megaskanks all Bri’ish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#48567354) |
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Date: June 10th, 2025 8:45 PM Author: Hairraiser Tanning Salon Jews using the same demoralization techniques that ended a white Christian monoculture in the USA on the next target. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49003554) |
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Date: June 9th, 2026 11:21 PM Author: Pungent snowy corner trump supporter Damn, what a slut! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663782&forum_id=2Elisa#49926842) |