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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Violet Razzmatazz Boistinker Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Concupiscible philosopher-king
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Wine idiotic quadroon
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
ivory step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Sinister stead
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
passionate point wagecucks
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
unhinged bawdyhouse new version
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Diverse Deranged Temple
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Stirring twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Glittery Resort Windowlicker
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Vibrant gaping
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
light pocket flask
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
cerebral duck-like chapel
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
obsidian effete roast beef
  06/30/25
cr
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Stirring twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Laughsome Big-titted Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
light pocket flask
  06/30/25
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mahogany school athletic conference
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Vibrant gaping
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
obsidian effete roast beef
  06/30/25
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Bronze kitty cat
  07/01/25
*bussy
Out-of-control White Area
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
passionate point wagecucks
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
charismatic ratface
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
ultramarine abode codepig
  06/30/25
fuck
Vibrant gaping
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
charismatic ratface
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Violet Razzmatazz Boistinker Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Vibrant gaping
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Laughsome Big-titted Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
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Chrome Massive Factory Reset Button Voyeur
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
aqua heaven
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Electric buck-toothed dysfunction theater stage
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Confused Arousing Crackhouse
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Electric buck-toothed dysfunction theater stage
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
mahogany school athletic conference
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Electric buck-toothed dysfunction theater stage
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
alcoholic kitchen
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Godawful school cafeteria
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Razzle Business Firm
  06/30/25
tcr
mahogany school athletic conference
  07/01/25
just jump
free-loading toaster dilemma
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
...
buff shivering trailer park
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Scarlet parlour
  06/30/25
wow
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
motley parlor marketing idea
  06/30/25
JFC man
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Diverse Deranged Temple
  06/30/25
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free-loading toaster dilemma
  06/30/25
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Vibrant gaping
  06/30/25
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light pocket flask
  06/30/25
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ungodly brindle private investor international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
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Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
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Godawful school cafeteria
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Razzle Business Firm
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
aqua heaven
  06/30/25
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contagious space
  07/01/25
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Bronze kitty cat
  07/01/25
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Marvelous friendly grandma
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
Wild House
  07/01/25
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glassy property blood rage
  07/01/25
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Wine idiotic quadroon
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Sinister stead
  06/30/25
bro
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
...
Razzle Business Firm
  06/30/25
lol
mahogany school athletic conference
  07/01/25
...
beady-eyed gaped jewess state
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Chocolate Swashbuckling Theater Giraffe
  06/30/25
jfc
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Stirring twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
ungodly brindle private investor international law enforcement agency
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
mahogany school athletic conference
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Chocolate Swashbuckling Theater Giraffe
  07/01/25
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Confused Arousing Crackhouse
  07/01/25
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Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
glassy property blood rage
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
comical theatre round eye
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Laughsome Big-titted Old Irish Cottage
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Vibrant gaping
  06/30/25
...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
...
Rusted Sanctuary
  07/01/25
lol
mahogany school athletic conference
  07/01/25
...
free-loading toaster dilemma
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Razzle-dazzle candlestick maker
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Histrionic Reading Party Hissy Fit
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
talented translucent gas station clown
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
racy henna station faggot firefighter
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Yellow principal's office
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Rusted Sanctuary
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
flushed lodge
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
mahogany school athletic conference
  07/01/25
...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Bronze kitty cat
  07/01/25
😟
Filthy Milk
  07/01/25
...
Cracking vermilion shrine
  07/01/25
holy shit
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Rusted Sanctuary
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
french avocado pit multi-billionaire
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
glassy property blood rage
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
passionate point wagecucks
  07/01/25
...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
glassy property blood rage
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
glassy property blood rage
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Scarlet parlour
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
passionate point wagecucks
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Galvanic institution
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Bronze kitty cat
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
aphrodisiac metal depressive
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/06/25
...
Scarlet parlour
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
umber whorehouse
  07/06/25
...
Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal
  07/06/25
lol
mahogany school athletic conference
  07/07/25
wow
Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Violet Razzmatazz Boistinker Indian Lodge

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Concupiscible philosopher-king

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Wine idiotic quadroon

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: ivory step-uncle's house

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sinister stead

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: passionate point wagecucks

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: unhinged bawdyhouse new version

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Temple

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Stirring twinkling uncleanness

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Glittery Resort Windowlicker

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Vibrant gaping

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: light pocket flask

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: cerebral duck-like chapel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: obsidian effete roast beef

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Stirring twinkling uncleanness

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Laughsome Big-titted Old Irish Cottage

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: light pocket flask

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vibrant gaping

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: obsidian effete roast beef

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bronze kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Out-of-control White Area

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: passionate point wagecucks

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: charismatic ratface

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: ultramarine abode codepig

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Vibrant gaping

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: charismatic ratface

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Violet Razzmatazz Boistinker Indian Lodge

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Vibrant gaping

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Laughsome Big-titted Old Irish Cottage

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Chrome Massive Factory Reset Button Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: aqua heaven

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Electric buck-toothed dysfunction theater stage

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Confused Arousing Crackhouse

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Electric buck-toothed dysfunction theater stage

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Electric buck-toothed dysfunction theater stage

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: alcoholic kitchen

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Godawful school cafeteria

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Razzle Business Firm

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: free-loading toaster dilemma

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: buff shivering trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Scarlet parlour

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: motley parlor marketing idea

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Diverse Deranged Temple

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: free-loading toaster dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Vibrant gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: light pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: ungodly brindle private investor international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Godawful school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzle Business Firm

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: aqua heaven

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: contagious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Bronze kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Marvelous friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Wild House

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: glassy property blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Wine idiotic quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Sinister stead

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Razzle Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed gaped jewess state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Swashbuckling Theater Giraffe

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Stirring twinkling uncleanness

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: ungodly brindle private investor international law enforcement agency

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Chocolate Swashbuckling Theater Giraffe

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Confused Arousing Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: glassy property blood rage

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: comical theatre round eye

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Big-titted Old Irish Cottage

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Vibrant gaping

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Rusted Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: free-loading toaster dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle candlestick maker

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Reading Party Hissy Fit

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: talented translucent gas station clown

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: racy henna station faggot firefighter

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Yellow principal's office

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rusted Sanctuary

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: flushed lodge

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Bronze kitty cat

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Filthy Milk

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Cracking vermilion shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Rusted Sanctuary

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: french avocado pit multi-billionaire

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: glassy property blood rage

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: passionate point wagecucks

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: glassy property blood rage

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: glassy property blood rage

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Scarlet parlour

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: passionate point wagecucks

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Galvanic institution

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Bronze kitty cat

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac metal depressive

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Scarlet parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: umber whorehouse

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Overrated sable corner sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: mahogany school athletic conference

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Titillating Mustard Indirect Expression

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Elisa#49078889)