\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
nyuug
  08/05/26
...
nyuug
  08/06/26
...
nyuug
  08/06/26
...
nyuug
  08/06/26
...
nyuug
  08/10/26
...
nyuug
  08/12/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/26/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  07/01/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/14/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/17/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/21/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/21/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/27/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/27/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  05/28/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/03/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/03/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/04/26
...
Fishy Feces Toilet Seat
  06/07/26
Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
alcoholic address keepsake machete
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
...
poppy irradiated native
  05/22/26
His moniker?
cracking bonkers home nowag
  05/22/26
Colt
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
...
Exciting weed whacker
  05/22/26
...
glittery blue gunner spot
  05/22/26
...
frum appetizing dragon temple
  05/22/26
...
Soul-stirring gaped prole
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
aqua elite affirmative action locale
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
contagious field roast beef
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Exciting weed whacker
  05/22/26
...
white theater stage
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Exciting weed whacker
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
poppy irradiated native
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Exciting weed whacker
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Pea-brained Fat Ankles Shitlib
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Racy Indigo Kitty Cat Rehab
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Aquamarine useless brakes double fault
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
frum appetizing dragon temple
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
aqua elite affirmative action locale
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Trip indirect expression
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
frum appetizing dragon temple
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
contagious field roast beef
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
alcoholic address keepsake machete
  05/22/26
...
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
Chrome Forum
  05/23/26
...
claret submissive selfie
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
claret submissive selfie
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
rose dashing fortuitous meteor library
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
poppy irradiated native
  05/24/26
mods
demanding marvelous old irish cottage
  05/22/26
There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
avocado misunderstood kitty juggernaut
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
smoky titillating box office faggotry
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
avocado misunderstood kitty juggernaut
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
smoky titillating box office faggotry
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
vigorous filthpig
  05/22/26
Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
avocado misunderstood kitty juggernaut
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Umber Quadroon
  05/22/26
But wouldn’t have guessed man.
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
lol
alcoholic address keepsake machete
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Chrome Forum
  05/23/26
wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Big Hospital
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
claret submissive selfie
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Big Hospital
  05/22/26
Link?
claret submissive selfie
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Big Hospital
  05/23/26
Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Fragrant adulterous foreskin
  05/22/26
https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
claret submissive selfie
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
claret submissive selfie
  05/24/26
LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
claret submissive selfie
  05/24/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
claret submissive selfie
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
saffron range
  05/24/26
They have a pretty sick IG
claret submissive selfie
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Big Hospital
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
Aromatic senate
  05/24/26
Killself seems appropriate
Bat shit crazy indian lodge
  05/27/26
The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
spectacular piazza
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
claret submissive selfie
  05/24/26
AI
aqua elite affirmative action locale
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
poppy irradiated native
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Splenetic laughsome resort trust fund
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
  08/12/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894322)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899141)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899144)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899153)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899164)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899176)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899283)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929205)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49929657)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963539)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: nyuug

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048514)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50048557)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050290)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50050522)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50059489)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50062669)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49963546)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49972832)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49938223)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945345)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49953839)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49954304)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904544)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904624)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49905354)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49913982)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49914244)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49916225)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Fishy Feces Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49921504)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894325)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894888)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: alcoholic address keepsake machete

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894331)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894339)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894341)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: poppy irradiated native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894393)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: cracking bonkers home nowag

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894372)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894376)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Exciting weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894382)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: glittery blue gunner spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894534)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: frum appetizing dragon temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894592)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Soul-stirring gaped prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894952)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: aqua elite affirmative action locale

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894902)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: contagious field roast beef

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894384)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Exciting weed whacker

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894386)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: white theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896189)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Exciting weed whacker

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894390)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: poppy irradiated native

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894392)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Exciting weed whacker

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894400)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Pea-brained Fat Ankles Shitlib

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894548)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894737)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Racy Indigo Kitty Cat Rehab

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894764)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine useless brakes double fault

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895248)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: frum appetizing dragon temple

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894593)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894892)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: aqua elite affirmative action locale

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894904)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Trip indirect expression

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894918)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894951)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: frum appetizing dragon temple

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894961)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: contagious field roast beef

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894967)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: alcoholic address keepsake machete

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894981)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895055)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Chrome Forum

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896118)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896763)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896765)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: rose dashing fortuitous meteor library

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896807)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: poppy irradiated native

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899251)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: demanding marvelous old irish cottage

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894900)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: avocado misunderstood kitty juggernaut

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894936)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: smoky titillating box office faggotry

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895068)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: avocado misunderstood kitty juggernaut

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895725)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: smoky titillating box office faggotry

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895736)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: vigorous filthpig

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895073)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: avocado misunderstood kitty juggernaut

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895730)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Umber Quadroon

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894939)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894955)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: alcoholic address keepsake machete

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49894985)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Chrome Forum

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896120)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Big Hospital

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895002)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895066)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Big Hospital

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895275)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895899)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Big Hospital

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896172)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Fragrant adulterous foreskin

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49895070)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: claret submissive selfie

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49896073)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898723)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898727)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898732)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: saffron range

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899140)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899183)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Big Hospital

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49898996)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Aromatic senate

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899008)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy indian lodge

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49904576)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: spectacular piazza

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49945378)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: claret submissive selfie

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899136)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: aqua elite affirmative action locale

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899187)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: poppy irradiated native

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899254)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Splenetic laughsome resort trust fund

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#49899877)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2Elisa#50062678)