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How do I fuck Scumbagettes

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Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
dont be mean to their dog
Cerise garrison toilet seat
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Poppy Chest-beating Yarmulke Antidepressant Drug
  05/30/25
To be fair, IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?
mind-boggling ruby factory reset button
  05/30/25
the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type
lavender racy boiling water
  05/27/25
Lower east side of what? Brussels?
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery
lavender racy boiling water
  05/27/25
Scumbags can't afford to live there.
Metal Floppy Background Story Field
  05/27/25
That’s cope.
galvanic regret
  05/27/25
Cope over what?
Metal Floppy Background Story Field
  05/27/25
No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy....
galvanic regret
  05/27/25
I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing ...
lavender racy boiling water
  05/27/25
those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear...
Metal Floppy Background Story Field
  05/27/25
u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her fema...
lavender racy boiling water
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
guy from 2002
Chrome set
  05/28/25
Ludlow Street, ywia https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/...
lavender racy boiling water
  05/28/25
a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette
Chrome set
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Metal Floppy Background Story Field
  05/28/25
you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbo...
cream self-centered clown pisswyrm
  05/27/25
you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach
Flesh french chef
  05/27/25
I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phe...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question
Flesh french chef
  05/27/25
Shut up queer.
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year
Flesh french chef
  05/27/25
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod
wine beady-eyed doctorate
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Metal Floppy Background Story Field
  05/27/25
😔
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
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Bright big-titted mexican round eye
  05/30/25
That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your l...
galvanic regret
  05/27/25
😔
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
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Autistic Aphrodisiac Hominid State
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7...
haunting carnelian haunted graveyard community account
  05/27/25
take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.
well-lubricated crotch pocket flask
  05/27/25
Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? ...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene bu...
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startling flushed parlor
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Razzmatazz drunken office
  05/30/25
Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there
Charismatic coral roast beef space
  05/27/25
Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who...
Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/27/25
But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette ...
Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/27/25
But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate ...
Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/27/25
You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restriction...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked...
Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/27/25
great subthread
Clear 180 telephone house
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cream self-centered clown pisswyrm
  05/28/25
It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a ...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year....
Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/27/25
why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
Because he can handle her at her worst.
Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/27/25
What is “her worst?” Discuss.
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/28/25
mentally ill drug addict.
Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/29/25
shoot yourself in the thigh
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Cerebral ticket booth goyim
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An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools...
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Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
you have to not be jewish
Crimson giraffe wagecucks
  05/27/25
Im Sephardic soooooooo
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
this forum is so fucking creepy and gross
salmon excitant center tank
  05/27/25
Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao
Autistic Aphrodisiac Hominid State
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Poppy Chest-beating Yarmulke Antidepressant Drug
  05/30/25
This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn...
dead up-to-no-good library prole
  05/27/25
upvoted
sick deep chapel
  05/27/25
slam dunk poast
galvanic regret
  05/27/25
I want to fuck Scum though
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
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provocative jade tattoo
  05/27/25
Gently
bisexual alcoholic athletic conference church
  05/27/25
move to Jersey
Sooty wonderful sandwich boltzmann
  05/27/25
Im already in Alabama
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/27/25
fat trailerpark scumbagettes
startling flushed parlor
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Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/27/25
Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Whi...
Bright big-titted mexican round eye
  05/28/25
They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/28/25
You don't have any Experience here, Champ.
Bright big-titted mexican round eye
  05/28/25
Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of ...
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Sinister massive faggot firefighter
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How to Seduce a Scumbaguette A Field Manual for the Battle-...
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Sinister massive faggot firefighter
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cringe
salmon excitant center tank
  05/29/25
you're the one who doesn't even get laid
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
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Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar...
Dun tanning salon associate
  05/30/25
Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare che...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.
Metal Floppy Background Story Field
  05/30/25
Stop talking about yourself.
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
this.
Crimson giraffe wagecucks
  05/30/25
That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.
Dun tanning salon associate
  05/30/25
https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277
Chrome set
  05/30/25
dear god, why?
Cerebral ticket booth goyim
  05/30/25
He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the o...
Dun tanning salon associate
  05/30/25
Tatted chick is super hot
geriatric opaque electric furnace
  05/30/25
do you have alpha scumbag energy?
Heady angry theatre patrolman
  05/30/25
Yes imo
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
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Curious free-loading headpube stock car
  05/30/25
You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the r...
obsidian out-of-control institution
  05/30/25
how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer ...
unholy abode sex offender
  05/30/25
Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but th...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and ...
unholy abode sex offender
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Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The S...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex wit...
unholy abode sex offender
  05/30/25
How do I get Pure cocaine
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
from scumbags then you test it
unholy abode sex offender
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Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away fr...
Sinister massive faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
with money
unholy abode sex offender
  05/30/25


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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964633)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Cerise garrison toilet seat

dont be mean

to their dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965383)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Poppy Chest-beating Yarmulke Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972909)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: mind-boggling ruby factory reset button

To be fair,

IMO they're just not sexual people, OK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975309)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: lavender racy boiling water

the Lower East Side has a plethora of this type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964639)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:17 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Lower east side of what? Brussels?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964640)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: lavender racy boiling water

NYC, silly-- Pianos and Arlene's Grocery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964642)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Metal Floppy Background Story Field

Scumbags can't afford to live there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964671)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: galvanic regret

That’s cope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964674)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Metal Floppy Background Story Field

Cope over what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964676)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: galvanic regret

No you know what no you’re fine. Good for you, eggboy. You’re great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964688)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: lavender racy boiling water

I see plenty of of scumbagettes looking for trouble wearing these type boots:

https://anndemeulemeester.com/en-us/collections/boots/products/2102-w-c03-390-099-alec-ankle-boots?_pos=13&_fid=385075853&_ss=c%3Fvariant%3D39693438746784

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964687)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Metal Floppy Background Story Field

those are just run of the mill NYC Women. Scumbaguettes wear Ugg boots or fashion that was out of style a decade ago and they live in exurbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964702)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: lavender racy boiling water

u can easily go home with a LES scumbagette to find her female partner back home waiting for u to do the needful for both of them--fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964714)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730074&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964764)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730240&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964765)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Chrome set

guy from 2002

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966962)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: lavender racy boiling water

Ludlow Street, ywia

https://www.tiktok.com/@suleymandolaev/video/7242738152064978218

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966976)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Chrome set

a yuppie "boho" tiktok girl is not a scumbaguette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967033)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:14 AM
Author: Metal Floppy Background Story Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967038)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: cream self-centered clown pisswyrm

you know how stevie started emulating kenny powers in eastbound and down? like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964643)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Flesh french chef

you're a low-loser IRL, they're out of your reach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964647)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

I have high T irl it just doesn’t get expressed in phenotype afaik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964652)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Flesh french chef

if you had high T irl, you wouldn't be asking this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964872)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Shut up queer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965337)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Flesh french chef

giga-queer who can't get laid and makes $0k/year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965374)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: wine beady-eyed doctorate

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/community/cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965465)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Metal Floppy Background Story Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965475)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:42 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969224)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:14 AM
Author: Bright big-titted mexican round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973508)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: galvanic regret

That’s the thing—you don’t. Stay in your lane, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964648)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964655)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Autistic Aphrodisiac Hominid State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965386)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: shimmering blood rage theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965100)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965138)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: haunting carnelian haunted graveyard community account

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy52NTKMCPo&ab_channel=7sevenout7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964682)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: well-lubricated crotch pocket flask

take up smoking and go to bars in blue collar towns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964834)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Should I expect to have to beat up dudes like in Roadhouse? Im 5’10. How else can I prove my virility?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964954)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: well-lubricated crotch pocket flask

you need to dress and talk the part. I'm out of the scene but in my day that meant baggy jeans, white tees, close crop or buzzed hair. also, drop your college accent. proper english has no place in a bar playing Whitey Ford Sings the Blues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964977)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965341)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: histrionic useless meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965473)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: comical turquoise dog poop skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965667)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: startling flushed parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48970085)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Razzmatazz drunken office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974080)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Charismatic coral roast beef space

Cigs and cocaine will get you most of the way there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964852)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car

Just send facebook messages to every girl you knew in HS who was a slutty pothead and is now a single mom with teenage kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964877)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

But this seems ignominious. I want to run irl game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964952)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car

take the low hanging fruit and then expand your scumbagette social network. all the girls hang out with each other, do blow and fuck each other's boyfriends/husbands.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964990)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

But they’ll just talk about dick size like a lot. Is 7 small iyo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965099)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car

they dont care about dick size. these bitches are desperate and just want attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965106)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

You’re projecting imo. There are dick size restrictions with hot Scumbaguettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965235)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car

Only earlier in their lives. They went for big floppy dicked scumbags, got knocked up and abandoned. They are in no position to demand big dicked man. Similarly there are no height and hairline restrictions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965964)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Clear 180 telephone house

great subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965989)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: cream self-centered clown pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967804)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

It would still be foolish to assume they'll give non-Scum a chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966108)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car

Wrong. My buddy married the scum queen from my HS last year. We’re talking early age coke habit, tatted up, had a kid out of wedlock in her early 20s, several stints of in patient rehab, bleach blonde hair and orange fake tan works as a receptionist in a salon type of bitch.

He was a national honor society, marching band nerd in HS. Completely bald, 5’9” and very average sized dick. She feels like she hit the lottery with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966120)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

why does she think she hit the lottery? did he ace OCI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966185)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car

Because he can handle her at her worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966231)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

What is “her worst?” Discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967813)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car

mentally ill drug addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48971547)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: salmon excitant center tank

shoot yourself in the thigh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48964993)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Overrated Topaz Locus Trust Fund

Summon spritezero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965097)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: vivacious private investor brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966970)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968870)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: thriller nofapping cruise ship dingle berry

An esteemed 32X scholar should already possess all the tools

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965128)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965239)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: Crimson giraffe wagecucks

you have to not be jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965348)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Im Sephardic soooooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965415)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: salmon excitant center tank

this forum is so fucking creepy and gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48965670)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Autistic Aphrodisiac Hominid State

Cr, it’s soo sketch lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966017)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:46 AM
Author: Poppy Chest-beating Yarmulke Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972910)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: dead up-to-no-good library prole

This wasn’t a sincere inquiry. (Op is Jewish and doesn’t get laid). Just a cheap attempt to indoctrinate us with clique theory. Nice try champ but not falling for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966021)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: sick deep chapel

upvoted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966039)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: galvanic regret

slam dunk poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966071)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

I want to fuck Scum though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966123)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: provocative jade tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966295)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: bisexual alcoholic athletic conference church

Gently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966025)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:07 PM
Author: Sooty wonderful sandwich boltzmann

move to Jersey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966066)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Im already in Alabama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966186)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: startling flushed parlor

fat trailerpark scumbagettes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967032)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48966253)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:16 AM
Author: Bright big-titted mexican round eye

Scumbagettes prioritize Phenotype more than anyone else. Which is to say you have No Chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967044)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

They never talk about phenotype ime other than dick size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967093)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Bright big-titted mexican round eye

You don't have any Experience here, Champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48967987)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Yes I do. I know sooooooo many bros’ dick sizes bc of Scumbaguettes running their mouths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48968405)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48969139)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

How to Seduce a Scumbaguette

A Field Manual for the Battle-Damaged and Cunning

They are not angels. They are not women in the classical sense. They are not nice. They are the women who scream at waiters, wear puffer jackets in the club, call their mothers “bitch,” and never once in their lives have reflected. They are the Scumbag Clique. And you want one.

Good. You are a man of taste and war.

They have tattoos with meanings they can’t explain. They use phrases like “my truth” and “deadass” with the sincerity of a priest offering the host. They vape watermelon poison and think astrology is real. They mock The Iliad but cry over TikToks. They are Scumbaguettes. They are emotionally bankrupt, morally stunted, and sexually omnivorous. If you bring a flower, they will laugh. If you bring ketamine, they will follow.

To seduce them, you must amputate your dignity at the shoulder.

RULE ONE: NO LOSERY PHRASES

Do not say “the former” or “the latter.” Do not say “as it were,” “I posit,” or “to wit.” These are sounds that do not penetrate their ears. They interpret these noises as threats or attempts to shame them for their GEDs. They are immune to structure. They consider syntax fascist. If you use commas properly, they assume you're a virgin.

Speak in raw nouns. Grunt when possible. Talk like an unmedicated YouTuber:

“This slaps.”

“I’m off a bean.”

“Let’s spin the block.”

“He’s cooked.”

Say things that sound like violence or sex or money. No abstractions. They fear abstraction.

RULE TWO: NEVER BE “SAFE”

They want chaos. They want tension. They want the bartender to ask you to leave. If you ask what they “do for work,” you have already lost. They hate their jobs and see your question as small talk—which to them is violence. If you want to win, lean close and say something foul. Not cruel—foul. Something that could get you banned from HR. Something that makes her laugh because it breaks the furniture of her soul.

The average Scumbaguette has been chased out of five cities and two group chats. You are not going to impress her with good credit. You impress her by being a spectacle. Be dangerous, or be forgotten.

RULE THREE: BE THE DEVIL, NOT THE DAD

Do not correct her. Do not educate her. Do not show her the right way to do anything. You are not her father. Her father is either in prison or her phone contacts under “do not answer.” If you say, “Actually, it’s pronounced…” she will ghost you mid-date.

Instead, encourage her worst impulses. If she says she keyed her ex’s car, say, “Hell yeah.” If she says she hasn’t paid taxes in six years, say, “As you should.” You are the demon on her shoulder, not the angel.

RULE FOUR: DRESS LIKE YOU JUST CRAWLED OUT OF THE WOODS

They don’t want clean men. They want feral men. They want mullets, chipped nails, coats that smell like gasoline. You must look like you either just won a bar fight or are about to start one. She must not know whether you are on parole or on tour. If you own a Patagonia fleece, burn it now.

RULE FIVE: NEVER APOLOGIZE

She might bait you into it. She might accuse you of being “problematic” for liking Kubrick or saying “chick.” You must not flinch. If you show guilt, she will smell it like a dying animal. She will circle you, destroy you, screenshot you. But if you say, “Yeah, and?”—she will fold like a beach chair.

They are addicted to conflict but hate winning it. She wants to rage at a man who will not move. You are that man. Smile as she yells. Order another drink. Light a cigarette indoors.

RULE SIX: WALK AWAY FIRST

You must always leave. Do not linger. Do not ask what she’s doing later. Do not seek her approval. Once she is semi-laughing and calling you “insane,” you vanish. No goodbyes. Just say “bet” and leave like you have crimes to commit.

She will text. It might take hours. It might take days. She will say something chaotic and cold. Respond once. Something like:

“Newports?”

“U up?”

“Pull up.”

She’ll come. She always comes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972122)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972141)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972142)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972143)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: salmon excitant center tank

cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972147)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

you're the one who doesn't even get laid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972188)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:22 AM
Author: Effete exhilarant plaza death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972688)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: geriatric opaque electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972912)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:05 AM
Author: Dun tanning salon associate

Don't you live in a trailer park? If so, try the nearest bar starting after work on local payday. Wear sports insignia stuff including baseball cap. Flash some cash. Lie your ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972683)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Should I try to be at certain places when “welfare checks” hit? This occurs at a specific time of the month iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48972900)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Metal Floppy Background Story Field

stop trying to get laid. it's not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973080)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Stop talking about yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973355)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Crimson giraffe wagecucks

this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973863)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Dun tanning salon associate

That night at the bar. Offer to curate their tattoos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974037)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Chrome set

https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/1928159849105314277

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973137)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Cerebral ticket booth goyim

dear god, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973791)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Dun tanning salon associate

He's going to kill or fuck your dog. What? No way. I'm the only one who gets to fuck my dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974834)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: geriatric opaque electric furnace

Tatted chick is super hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48974047)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Heady angry theatre patrolman

do you have alpha scumbag energy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973375)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Yes imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973500)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Curious free-loading headpube stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48973981)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: obsidian out-of-control institution

You should have tagged EPAH in the thread title. He is the resident expert on the subject.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: unholy abode sex offender

how is the entirety of xo this fucking retarded? the answer is drugs, it always was drugs, and it always will be drugs, have drugs dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975049)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Ok to be honest I'm really just thinking of Hot Girls but the kind who didn't go to college or know what OCI is. But it's the same fundamental problem that Scumbaguettes introduce. It's like trying to get with a Nurse or something. They hate Losery Doctors with high GPAs and liberal artists are kind of just Worse and much Poorer than Doctors.

Fundamentally I'm just tired of idiot Loser Women and their "thoughts" and am drawn to Women with No Thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975093)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: unholy abode sex offender

so you go for one who likes a night of coke and fucking and your problem is solved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975099)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Every idiots dies of fentanyl now. This shit all looks The Same. I'm not going to go around Killing Hot Girls and myself unless it's after I get laid. Usually I do coke before sex iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975103)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: unholy abode sex offender

yes, you offer it to them as well and then they have sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975272)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

How do I get Pure cocaine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975294)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: unholy abode sex offender

from scumbags then you test it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975302)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Sinister massive faggot firefighter

Ime they always want to do it with you. How do I get away from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975306)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: unholy abode sex offender

with money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730304&forum_id=2Elisa#48975307)