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Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/20/26
out the firm
excitant puce love of her life
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
violent vivacious friendly grandma
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
rambunctious locale sex offender
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
violent vivacious friendly grandma
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
lascivious home
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
lascivious home
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
...
excitant puce love of her life
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
razzle trailer park
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
excitant puce love of her life
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
Adulterous Base Pistol
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
lascivious home
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
Henna lay
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
Topaz legend box office
  02/20/26
tp
Sickened pervert set
  02/20/26
...
Multi-colored Orchid Bawdyhouse
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
lascivious home
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
Dark spectacular property lettuce
  02/20/26
...
Buff contagious chapel athletic conference
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
Naked mediation resort
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
Sickened pervert set
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
aphrodisiac misunderstood associate stag film
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
Henna lay
  02/23/26
...
Fuchsia swashbuckling stage
  02/23/26
...
Ruby filthpig
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
lascivious home
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
flesh house-broken old irish cottage
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
Ultramarine field stain
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
razzle trailer park
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
underhanded razzle-dazzle locus
  02/22/26
great word ty
mauve theater stage
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
fear-inspiring jade background story
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
Heady Cyan Partner
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
Adulterous Base Pistol
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
Adulterous Base Pistol
  02/22/26
scholarship
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/22/26
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excitant puce love of her life
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
lascivious home
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
Unholy range
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
stirring know-it-all wagecucks
  02/21/26
...
rambunctious locale sex offender
  02/23/26
...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
Naked mediation resort
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
Unholy range
  02/23/26
...
excitant puce love of her life
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
violent vivacious friendly grandma
  02/22/26
...
lascivious home
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
Ultramarine field stain
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
Ultramarine field stain
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
Unholy range
  02/21/26
...
excitant puce love of her life
  02/21/26
...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
obsidian theatre hairy legs
  02/21/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
harsh institution
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
Adulterous Base Pistol
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
lascivious home
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
mauve theater stage
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
Unholy range
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
mauve theater stage
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
...
mauve theater stage
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
Kenneth Play
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
Fuchsia swashbuckling stage
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
Fuchsia swashbuckling stage
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
rambunctious locale sex offender
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
startled exhilarant place of business
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
hideous poppy church feces
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
Unholy range
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/23/26
...
lascivious home
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
flesh house-broken old irish cottage
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
bright business firm coldplay fan
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
Ruby filthpig
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
mauve theater stage
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  03/03/26


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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: excitant puce love of her life

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: violent vivacious friendly grandma

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: rambunctious locale sex offender

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: violent vivacious friendly grandma

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688807)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: lascivious home

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: lascivious home

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: excitant puce love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: razzle trailer park

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: excitant puce love of her life

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: Adulterous Base Pistol

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: lascivious home

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Henna lay

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Topaz legend box office

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Sickened pervert set

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Orchid Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: lascivious home

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: Dark spectacular property lettuce

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Buff contagious chapel athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Naked mediation resort

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Sickened pervert set

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac misunderstood associate stag film

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: Henna lay

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Ruby filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: lascivious home

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: flesh house-broken old irish cottage

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Ultramarine field stain

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: razzle trailer park

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: underhanded razzle-dazzle locus

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: mauve theater stage

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: fear-inspiring jade background story

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Heady Cyan Partner

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Adulterous Base Pistol

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: Adulterous Base Pistol

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: excitant puce love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: lascivious home

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Unholy range

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: stirring know-it-all wagecucks

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: rambunctious locale sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: Naked mediation resort

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Unholy range

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: excitant puce love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: violent vivacious friendly grandma

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: lascivious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine field stain

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Ultramarine field stain

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Unholy range

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: excitant puce love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: obsidian theatre hairy legs

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49685762)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: harsh institution

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Adulterous Base Pistol

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: lascivious home

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: mauve theater stage

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: Unholy range

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: mauve theater stage

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: mauve theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling stage

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Fuchsia swashbuckling stage

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: rambunctious locale sex offender

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Salmon swollen international law enforcement agency

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: startled exhilarant place of business

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: hideous poppy church feces

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Unholy range

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: lascivious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: flesh house-broken old irish cottage

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: bright business firm coldplay fan

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Brindle soul-stirring private investor pit

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Ruby filthpig

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: mauve theater stage

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Elisa#49710714)