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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant
  02/22/12
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Sienna national
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Razzmatazz ticket booth
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Slate Territorial Range
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Razzmatazz ticket booth
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
effete out-of-control immigrant
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
disgusting hell
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Razzmatazz ticket booth
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
disgusting hell
  02/22/12
u jelly
Razzmatazz ticket booth
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
supple property stock car
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Slate Territorial Range
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
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  02/23/12
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Slate Territorial Range
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Sepia Public Bath Volcanic Crater
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Slate Territorial Range
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
heady nowag affirmative action
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Slate Territorial Range
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
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Slate Territorial Range
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Tantric salmon library multi-billionaire
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
embarrassed to the bone violent coldplay fan incel
  02/25/12
cr
Khaki excitant box office scourge upon the earth
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
costumed area
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Slate Territorial Range
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
flickering principal's office idiot
  03/31/12
great american novelist
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  10/26/12
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Sapphire bonkers spot
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
demanding menage ladyboy
  11/20/12
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Cerise sweet tailpipe
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Cerise sweet tailpipe
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Khaki excitant box office scourge upon the earth
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
demanding menage ladyboy
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Slate Territorial Range
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
drunken wonderful idea he suggested boistinker
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
stirring resort personal credit line
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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mint point
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
costumed area
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20024600)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Sienna national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20024607)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ticket booth

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Slate Territorial Range

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032173)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ticket booth

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: effete out-of-control immigrant

just threw up in my mouth a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032199)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: disgusting hell

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032208)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ticket booth

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032229)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: disgusting hell

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ticket booth

u jelly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20032254)



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: supple property stock car

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Slate Territorial Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20033766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Sooty Apoplectic Boiling Water State

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Slate Territorial Range



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Sepia Public Bath Volcanic Crater

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Slate Territorial Range

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: heady nowag affirmative action

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Slate Territorial Range

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Slate Territorial Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#32690378)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: Tantric salmon library multi-billionaire



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone violent coldplay fan incel

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Khaki excitant box office scourge upon the earth

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: costumed area

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Slate Territorial Range



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: flickering principal's office idiot

god fucking damn it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#20351915)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Slate Territorial Range

great american novelist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#21889640)



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Sapphire bonkers spot



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy aphrodisiac legal warrant

goddamn u franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#21889667)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: demanding menage ladyboy

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Cerise sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22086685)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Cerise sweet tailpipe

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Khaki excitant box office scourge upon the earth

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: demanding menage ladyboy

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Slate Territorial Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22466921)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: drunken wonderful idea he suggested boistinker

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: stirring resort personal credit line

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Khaki excitant box office scourge upon the earth

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: demanding menage ladyboy



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: Filthy hyperventilating center



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Confused Plaza



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: mint point



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: costumed area

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Pale whorehouse hunting ground

lol wtf get off the court son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Elisa#32690677)



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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: mint point



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Primrose patrolman



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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