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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring insane ticket booth juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: metal contagious senate tank



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed rambunctious den blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Hyperactive violent wagecucks native



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: At-the-ready principal's office round eye

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: At-the-ready principal's office round eye

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: clear buck-toothed boltzmann school cafeteria

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Tan liquid oxygen

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: hilarious wonderful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: hilarious wonderful stage



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818411)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: deep thirsty forum

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: fantasy-prone telephone



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: deep thirsty forum



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Titillating Tripping Mad-dog Skullcap Idiot

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly cuckoldry french chef

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Dark Public Bath Toaster

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: spectacular flickering newt parlor

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: flatulent nursing home

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: amber parlour giraffe

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: nubile stirring institution

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Aqua Razzmatazz Famous Landscape Painting Organic Girlfriend

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Drab stage

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: flatulent nursing home



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: exciting vermilion crotch

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: milky bawdyhouse

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Awkward lake jewess black woman

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Lilac point stock car



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Razzle slimy state

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Cracking theater

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: chrome deer antler hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Irate Very Tactful Office Ape

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: demanding fragrant lay

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: hairraiser church building filthpig

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: deep thirsty forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Costumed doobsian chad half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Dull kitchen jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: azure wild field yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: talented ultramarine house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Motley honey-headed space pistol

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: hairraiser church building filthpig

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: spectacular flickering newt parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: histrionic ungodly cuckoldry french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: laughsome menage nowag

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: ocher dragon stag film

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle cruel-hearted meetinghouse

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: deep thirsty forum

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: hairraiser church building filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: 180 crackhouse ceo

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Racy Confused Casino



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: deep thirsty forum

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: slate church

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: Aromatic mad cow disease sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: floppy umber idea he suggested fanboi

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Odious Area Pocket Flask

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: magenta fiercely-loyal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: deep thirsty forum

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: concupiscible heaven personal credit line

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: comical national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: bull headed prole station



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: bateful balding address laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: copper useless brakes travel guidebook

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: bateful balding address laser beams

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Arousing Multi-billionaire Gaping

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: deep thirsty forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: irradiated lodge codepig

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: burgundy range kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: laughsome menage nowag

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: deep thirsty forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: flatulent nursing home



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: spruce twisted international law enforcement agency scourge upon the earth

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Maroon aphrodisiac mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Medicated brass university goal in life



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Puce school



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Puce school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: deep thirsty forum

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Cream Bearded Market Rigpig

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: underhanded hospital



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Puce school



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: burgundy range kitty cat



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Cream Bearded Market Rigpig



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Puce school



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Translucent massive piazza gay wizard

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Puce school



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: mewling zombie-like library brethren



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: flatulent nursing home



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: Vibrant property factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2Elisa#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: erotic abode



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: erotic abode



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: erotic abode



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Puce school



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: glittery persian spot



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: glassy roast beef



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: chrome deer antler hominid



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
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