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ITT girl-touchers discuss credited first-kiss strategies

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barri...
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we wer...
Frisky Salmon Mad Cow Disease
  06/03/12
That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll ...
Exciting State
  06/03/12
Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting o...
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is sof...
Glittery half-breed preventive strike
  06/03/12
Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just...
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or le...
Exciting State
  06/03/12
lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'l...
aromatic water buffalo
  06/03/12
This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who ...
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
most girls are not aspie
Glittery half-breed preventive strike
  06/03/12
But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
end the date
aromatic water buffalo
  06/03/12
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Magenta mind-boggling national
  06/03/12
Not credited at all.
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
that's just like your opinion man
aromatic water buffalo
  06/03/12
Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"
Alcoholic Scourge Upon The Earth Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/03/12
LOL. Then kiss?
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workah...
Alcoholic Scourge Upon The Earth Twinkling Uncleanness
  06/03/12
bait and switch. point at your cheek like you want her to...
mauve arousing locale
  06/03/12
Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". B...
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It'...
mauve arousing locale
  06/03/12
Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it o...
mauve arousing locale
  06/03/12
So date rape is alpha?
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this c...
mauve arousing locale
  06/03/12
Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh
mauve arousing locale
  06/03/12
I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing...
onyx public bath
  06/03/12
Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited...
Exciting State
  06/03/12
this sounds retarded
Maize sadistic meetinghouse
  06/03/12
good point. counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you ha...
mauve arousing locale
  06/03/12
...
Cobalt multi-colored casino
  09/10/23
...
lfo
  06/10/26
I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid...
Junko Enoshima
  06/10/26
cr is sometime in the middle of the date
Melancholic Personality Archetypes
  06/10/26
"suck me, beautiful"
Metal Up Your Ass
  06/10/26


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Date: June 3rd, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: onyx public bath

This is the worst part of girl-touching. Breaching the barrier from not-touching to girl-touching is relatively easy. Breaching the barrier from kissing to sexing is also relatively easy. But getting that first kiss is fucking nervewracking. How do you bros do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819581)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: Frisky Salmon Mad Cow Disease

With my current gf, I kissed her forehead first while we were lying next to one another. She looked up at me and then we kissed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819923)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: onyx public bath

That's super cute brother. I may try this. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819932)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:15 PM
Author: Exciting State

Stand next to her, move your forehead close to hers. She'll blatantly react letting you know whether to plant one or you're about to make a fool of self. Obviously do this after some light, well received touching.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819690)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: onyx public bath

Yes, I often do this, but somehow I always end up blurting out "I want to kiss you" like a faggot beta every fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819700)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: Glittery half-breed preventive strike

nothing wrong with that, just don't blurt it out, say is softly and earnestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819717)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: onyx public bath

Yeah... this is my go to move right now. I wish I could just do it without asking though. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819720)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:23 PM
Author: Exciting State

Just watch how she responds. Couple it with a shoulder or leg touch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20820020)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:19 PM
Author: aromatic water buffalo

lock eyes, then look at her lips, back to the eyes and you'll be able to tell by her body language and how she looks at you if she wants you to kiss her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819709)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:21 PM
Author: onyx public bath

This seems somewhat credited. What if she's a shy aspie who avoids eye contact?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819719)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Glittery half-breed preventive strike

most girls are not aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819721)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: onyx public bath

But many are shy and avoid direct eye contact early on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819743)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:23 PM
Author: aromatic water buffalo

end the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819724)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:25 PM
Author: Magenta mind-boggling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819734)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: onyx public bath

Not credited at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819737)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: aromatic water buffalo

that's just like your opinion man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: onyx public bath

Hey, uh... *mumbles* ...is it ok if I like... kiss you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819760)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic Scourge Upon The Earth Twinkling Uncleanness

"Let's see how close we can get without kissing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819731)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:26 PM
Author: onyx public bath

LOL. Then kiss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819742)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:28 PM
Author: Alcoholic Scourge Upon The Earth Twinkling Uncleanness

This was used to good effect in a season 2 episode of Workaholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:29 PM
Author: mauve arousing locale

bait and switch.

point at your cheek like you want her to kiss it, and then kiss her on the lips at the last second when she's close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819751)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:31 PM
Author: onyx public bath

Yes. I, too, have read Neil Strauss' "The Game". But I forget, do I do this before or after kino-escalation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819763)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: mauve arousing locale

I've never read this or any of that mystery method shit. It's just an alpha move and girls like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819771)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:32 PM
Author: onyx public bath

Alphas have to resort to trickery, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819773)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:34 PM
Author: mauve arousing locale

it's alpha because you're kissing her whether she likes it or not. It's risky cause she might get pissed at you, so just doing it anyway is alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819781)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:35 PM
Author: onyx public bath

So date rape is alpha?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819787)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:38 PM
Author: mauve arousing locale

nah. there's also a component of cockiness that makes this credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819794)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:39 PM
Author: onyx public bath

Ok. So date rape is alpha when you are confident about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819797)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:42 PM
Author: mauve arousing locale

stealing a kiss is silly and will make her laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819810)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:43 PM
Author: onyx public bath

I know, I'm fucking with you bro. Though I do think stealing her underwear could be credited too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819813)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: Exciting State

Honestly, approaching the gray area of date rape is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20820050)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:33 PM
Author: Maize sadistic meetinghouse

this sounds retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819775)



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Date: June 3rd, 2012 8:44 PM
Author: mauve arousing locale

good point.

counterpoint: I am not a virgin, while you have never touched a vagina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#20819821)



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Date: September 10th, 2023 8:24 PM
Author: Cobalt multi-colored casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#46780865)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#49928369)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Junko Enoshima

I've never kissed a girl and I never will because I'm afraid of getting herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#49928383)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Melancholic Personality Archetypes

cr is sometime in the middle of the date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#49928568)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

"suck me, beautiful"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1962907&forum_id=2Elisa#49928594)