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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
Talented deranged senate
  01/05/14
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galvanic nursing home
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Indigo Infuriating Legal Warrant Cumskin
  06/25/12
...
vigorous ceo
  06/25/12
Jesus
Ivory impressive hominid
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Burgundy Property
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Green house
  08/02/12
crying
salmon rebellious ticket booth newt
  08/29/12
...
stubborn amethyst place of business
  02/22/13
...
Wonderful locus
  08/21/13
lost my shit
twinkling exhilarant heaven
  03/19/14
...
Canary fantasy-prone affirmative action hall
  06/27/14
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Diverse lay puppy
  06/27/14
...
Irradiated Stage Main People
  09/14/17
...
Magical Brethren Incel
  07/20/18
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Magical Brethren Incel
  02/09/19
...
charcoal candlestick maker
  07/11/19
...
Blathering dashing parlour roommate
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Effete hilarious step-uncle's house karate
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
cop
vigorous ceo
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
vigorous ceo
  06/25/12
...
Indigo Infuriating Legal Warrant Cumskin
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
umber clown theater stage
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
...
vengeful fanboi
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
talking nighttime gas station
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
spectacular learning disabled resort
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
vigorous ceo
  06/25/12
...
Arrogant organic girlfriend native
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
vigorous ceo
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Floppy Self-absorbed Spot
  08/21/13
...
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
...
Boyish locale trust fund
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Electric tantric hunting ground
  06/25/12
...
vengeful fanboi
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
emerald cocky legend sandwich
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
gaped drab death wish
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
Razzle-dazzle hospital old irish cottage
  06/25/12
...
gaped drab death wish
  06/26/12
...
vengeful fanboi
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
Heady Costumed Dragon
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
gaped drab death wish
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
orange fortuitous meteor mad cow disease
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
big light partner
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
gaped drab death wish
  08/02/12
...
gaped drab death wish
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Green house
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
...
Bespoke Headpube Garrison
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
gaped drab death wish
  08/02/12
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razzmatazz slimy theater
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
big light partner
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
gaped drab death wish
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/06/12
Cr
slate trailer park goyim
  08/06/12
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Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  08/08/12
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Bespoke Headpube Garrison
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
Motley garnet field son of senegal
  08/20/12
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Bespoke Headpube Garrison
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
gaped drab death wish
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Wonderful locus
  08/21/13
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Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  02/22/13
...
vengeful fanboi
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Wonderful locus
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Floppy Self-absorbed Spot
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Wonderful locus
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Canary fantasy-prone affirmative action hall
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Floppy Self-absorbed Spot
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
fishy tanning salon sneaky criminal
  08/21/13
180
vengeful fanboi
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
vengeful fanboi
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vengeful fanboi
  12/24/13
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vengeful fanboi
  01/05/14
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  03/19/14
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Rose rigor
  06/25/14
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Canary fantasy-prone affirmative action hall
  06/27/14
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Spruce menage electric furnace
  07/22/14
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Stimulating narrow-minded brunch
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Stimulating narrow-minded brunch
  08/04/14
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hyperactive purple psychic university
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
lake area internal respiration
  12/08/14
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Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  12/11/14
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Onyx sick faggotry
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
Cracking Kink-friendly Lodge Trump Supporter
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Cyan french chef
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Hairraiser idiot
  11/03/16
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Sienna startling school cafeteria
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Magenta Masturbator
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
crawly comical stage
  09/15/17
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Onyx sick faggotry
  05/20/17
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Citrine mad-dog skullcap
  06/27/17
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Onyx sick faggotry
  07/29/17
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Iridescent Glittery Set
  10/01/17
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Heady Costumed Dragon
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Flesh charismatic school
  01/29/18
where did he go
Bonkers slippery sanctuary
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lascivious olive marketing idea plaza
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Heady Costumed Dragon
  08/16/18
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cream laser beams roast beef
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Rambunctious Bronze Jewess Public Bath
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Painfully honest greedy associate
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Sinister Chapel Pervert
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Confused Smoky Boltzmann Corn Cake
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Blathering dashing parlour roommate
  08/27/21
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razzle maize patrolman institution
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vivacious jade corner
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
smart ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
Ape Arrogance
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Talented deranged senate

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: galvanic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Indigo Infuriating Legal Warrant Cumskin

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Ivory impressive hominid

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Burgundy Property

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Green house

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: salmon rebellious ticket booth newt

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: stubborn amethyst place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Wonderful locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: twinkling exhilarant heaven

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Canary fantasy-prone affirmative action hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Diverse lay puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Irradiated Stage Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Magical Brethren Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Magical Brethren Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: charcoal candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Blathering dashing parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Effete hilarious step-uncle's house karate

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous ceo

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: vigorous ceo

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Indigo Infuriating Legal Warrant Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: umber clown theater stage

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: vengeful fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: talking nighttime gas station

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: spectacular learning disabled resort

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: vigorous ceo

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Arrogant organic girlfriend native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: vigorous ceo

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Floppy Self-absorbed Spot

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Boyish locale trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Electric tantric hunting ground

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: vengeful fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: emerald cocky legend sandwich

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hospital old irish cottage

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: gaped drab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: vengeful fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: Heady Costumed Dragon

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: orange fortuitous meteor mad cow disease

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: big light partner

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Green house

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Bespoke Headpube Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz slimy theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: big light partner

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: gaped drab death wish

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: slate trailer park goyim

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Bespoke Headpube Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Motley garnet field son of senegal

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Bespoke Headpube Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: gaped drab death wish

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Wonderful locus

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: vengeful fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Wonderful locus

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Floppy Self-absorbed Spot

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Wonderful locus

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Canary fantasy-prone affirmative action hall

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Floppy Self-absorbed Spot

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: fishy tanning salon sneaky criminal

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: vengeful fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: vengeful fanboi

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: vengeful fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: vengeful fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Odious Topaz Personal Credit Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Rose rigor

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Canary fantasy-prone affirmative action hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Spruce menage electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Stimulating narrow-minded brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Stimulating narrow-minded brunch

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: hyperactive purple psychic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: lake area internal respiration

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Onyx sick faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Cracking Kink-friendly Lodge Trump Supporter

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Cyan french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Sienna startling school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Magenta Masturbator

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: crawly comical stage

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Onyx sick faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Citrine mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Onyx sick faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: Heady Costumed Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Flesh charismatic school

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: Bonkers slippery sanctuary

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: lascivious olive marketing idea plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: Heady Costumed Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: cream laser beams roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Rambunctious Bronze Jewess Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Painfully honest greedy associate

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Sinister Chapel Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Confused Smoky Boltzmann Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Blathering dashing parlour roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: razzle maize patrolman institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: vivacious jade corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: smart ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ape Arrogance

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2Elisa#49964828)