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HAHAURFUCKED!!! ADJUNCT PROFESSORS II, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

HOLY SHIT!!!! http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/20...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
180 You were greatly missed!
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!! I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
...
Ebony motley boiling water shitlib
  03/31/20
but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going i...
amethyst gaming laptop ape
  09/25/12
Israel
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy corner
  02/12/23
...
indigo demanding range kitty
  08/27/12
The King Returns!
sickened swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/27/12
INDEED I HAVE!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT TH...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO ...
Rambunctious public bath pocket flask
  08/27/12
This is where TMF went wrong.
sickened swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/27/12
I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE H...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
DEVASTATING 180.
sickened swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/27/12
WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!! NO JOBS FOR ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
1MUTHFUCKING80
Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin
  08/27/12
...
Slate school private investor
  08/27/12
180
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/27/12
180
claret sadistic mad cow disease hall
  08/27/12
you are a genius my brother.
Odious Saffron Dysfunction Hell
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
...
Thirsty Bronze Kitty Cat
  03/13/13
...
Big box office
  09/21/15
jfc
titillating jet-lagged institution partner
  12/07/16
You'll get banned for this.
Mint autistic set
  08/27/12
FOR WHAT??? I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
(Doobs)
Cerise house-broken sweet tailpipe
  08/28/12
180 you decimated him and left no remains. #2012Americ...
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
...
Slap-happy Sex Offender
  12/29/16
...
pearl crackhouse fanboi
  02/24/17
BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!! WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WA...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
you're always a 180 brother
Rambunctious public bath pocket flask
  08/27/12
tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than ou...
kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo
  08/30/12
BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE...
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
ty thanks yea i just wanted to point out that some people...
kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo
  08/30/12
BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!! THOSE RECENT ASIA...
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "p...
kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo
  08/30/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... yo...
kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being a...
iridescent gaping brunch
  08/30/12
underrated 180
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/31/12
credited.
unholy voyeur resort
  08/31/12
"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, bu...
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/27/12
5k/course is good coin for an adjunct
sickened swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/27/12
IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!! NO INCOM...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
...
sickened swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/27/12
brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for...
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy corner
  02/12/23
"My father, the first person in his family to go to col...
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/27/12
YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NON...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GH...
big-titted heady house black woman
  08/27/12
...
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
hilarious
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/27/12
Lol
Cracking Rose Step-uncle's House Coffee Pot
  08/27/12
why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point s...
electric faggot firefighter
  08/27/12
Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.
sickened swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/27/12
EXACTLY BROTHER!!! TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
titcr
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/27/12
COT DAMN, You're on fire.
sickened swashbuckling sanctuary
  08/27/12
180
Irate codepig theater stage
  08/27/12
LOL just LOL
Rambunctious public bath pocket flask
  08/28/12
"There is no next year." BRILLIANT
Smoky Duck-like Property
  08/28/12
THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT &...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
CR
Doobsian Concupiscible Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
  08/28/12
ha ha ha / oh wow
crystalline tank
  08/28/12
Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story...
unholy voyeur resort
  08/31/12
LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!! FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN...
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to ...
unholy voyeur resort
  09/25/12
...
Alcoholic mahogany meetinghouse
  09/28/17
cr
Jade mind-boggling shrine
  12/02/14
JFC
Amber galvanic ticket booth party of the first part
  08/28/12
...
green passionate ratface
  08/28/12
contender for poast of the year
Irate codepig theater stage
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BU...
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
...
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
LOL WOW
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
...
Irate codepig theater stage
  09/25/12
...
Irate codepig theater stage
  12/23/12
Wow
Bespoke native travel guidebook
  09/21/15
...
Bespoke native travel guidebook
  11/10/15
lmao
sable spot milk
  11/10/15
It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your...
federal citrine main people
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!! IN FI...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
you're doing God's work bro
federal citrine main people
  08/27/12
fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be...
charismatic olive menage
  08/27/12
BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
...
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/31/12
with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasti...
Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin
  08/27/12
LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!! FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!! KE...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleague...
Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin
  08/27/12
MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!! LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLO...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
ROFLNIFICENT!!!
Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin
  08/27/12
so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent speci...
Impressive Judgmental State Persian
  08/28/12
...
sienna hospital
  08/30/12
"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!" Ohhh, man. ROFLCO...
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/31/12
OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!
Spectacular disrespectful national
  12/07/16
Unacceptable fatphobia
Marvelous bat-shit-crazy corner
  02/12/23
brutal, yet spot on. my idiot family lost their entire fo...
Smoky Duck-like Property
  08/27/12
BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GRE...
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen keep fig...
Smoky Duck-like Property
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
...
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
180
Irate codepig theater stage
  08/27/12
"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! &...
cheese-eating french chef trump supporter
  08/28/12
Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't ge...
Irate codepig theater stage
  08/27/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into th...
Crusty business firm
  08/07/18
don't let this thread die.
Startling hilarious mother hairy legs
  08/27/12
NEVER, BROTHER!!! NEVER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/27/12
oh what a timeless message
federal citrine main people
  08/27/12
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Slate school private investor
  08/27/12
...
cocky wine dingle berry mental disorder
  08/27/12
...
federal citrine main people
  08/28/12
...
stimulating therapy
  06/22/14
Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other mean...
pontificating lemon international law enforcement agency church
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!" 180
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/31/12
A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school ...
Metal scarlet sneaky criminal heaven
  08/28/12
BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE A...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY S...
Ebony motley boiling water shitlib
  08/28/12
So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just...
pungent space
  08/29/12
BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/29/12
...
Slate school private investor
  08/29/12
...
Rambunctious public bath pocket flask
  08/28/12
you're so mean
Costumed Razzle Prole
  08/28/12
JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!! STRIVING IS A DI...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
$2100 per course-that's crazy these people should just ge...
Azure mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/12
MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
Bravo.
Brilliant lay athletic conference
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line
Alcoholic mahogany meetinghouse
  09/28/17
"Education has always been about one thing : churning o...
Impressive Judgmental State Persian
  08/28/12
BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!! REMEMBER THAT PO...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology...
Doobsian Concupiscible Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
  08/28/12
The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters ...
Bistre dashing national security agency
  08/28/12
BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling i...
Bistre dashing national security agency
  08/28/12
...
Bistre dashing national security agency
  08/30/12
...
Bistre dashing national security agency
  08/30/12
...
Bistre dashing national security agency
  09/04/12
brother you are fucking WISE
Flatulent cruise ship stain
  08/29/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/29/12
Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a ...
Doobsian Concupiscible Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
  08/28/12
BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!! TIME TO GET THE T...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
So fucking true, and so fucking sad This country smokes d...
Smoky Duck-like Property
  08/28/12
BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOIL...
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cr...
Impressive Judgmental State Persian
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
...
Bistre dashing national security agency
  08/28/12
...
Ebony motley boiling water shitlib
  08/28/12
you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz. Inspiring. Than...
mauve stirring principal's office
  08/28/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/28/12
180
Violent Provocative Address Depressive
  08/28/12
What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-P...
cheese-eating french chef trump supporter
  08/29/12
...
Bistre dashing national security agency
  08/29/12
...
Slate school private investor
  08/29/12
BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/29/12
"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OU...
cheese-eating french chef trump supporter
  08/29/12
BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTH...
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
...
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
...
Aphrodisiac toaster
  08/29/12
...
multi-colored aquamarine garrison
  08/29/12
hi hahaurfucked! wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be...
kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo
  08/30/12
u'll need it
Thirsty Bronze Kitty Cat
  08/30/12
:(
kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo
  08/30/12
GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! GET DAT ROAD AND STACK ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
Holy Fucking Shit. I have not laughed this heartily or th...
sienna hospital
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD
sienna hospital
  08/30/12
brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, br...
ivory gas station
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST B...
Dull Market Knife
  08/30/12
always, brother my brother!!!
ivory gas station
  08/31/12
*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*
Rambunctious public bath pocket flask
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! STREETS NEED ME!!!
Dull Market Knife
  09/15/12
Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poast...
poppy parlor half-breed
  08/30/12
no hes awesome
kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo
  08/30/12
THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
...
bull headed fighting theatre
  08/31/12
I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate wi...
insanely creepy effete home
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE H...
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard ...
Curious place of business
  09/02/12
I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipen...
insanely creepy effete home
  09/03/12
180, brother
bright marketing idea
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!!
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boo...
dead stead idea he suggested
  08/31/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a ...
Overrated forum
  08/31/12
BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
"impotent bleating" = 180
outnumbered messiness university
  03/13/13
thread title is hilarious
Frisky Tan Plaza Police Squad
  08/31/12
BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ...
Dull Market Knife
  08/31/12
ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO
beady-eyed copper orchestra pit
  02/05/15
LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP
ivory gas station
  09/02/12
THANK YOU BROTHER!!! I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FR...
Dull Market Knife
  09/02/12
...
racy dilemma
  12/07/16
so much win in this thread
amethyst gaming laptop ape
  09/25/12
I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thre...
Sapphire massive school cafeteria blood rage
  09/25/12
*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize fo...
Irate codepig theater stage
  03/13/13
...
Hateful associate
  06/22/14
this is the greatest thing i have ever read
hyperventilating talking locus
  03/15/13
Got my hopes up he was back. I never would have gotten ho...
Garnet site mexican
  06/22/14
same
Hateful associate
  06/22/14
As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be t...
Garnet site mexican
  06/23/14
...
Glittery chestnut abode
  06/22/14
THE BEST.
carnelian theater
  06/23/14
Wow, this thread will save my life. 180
cerebral navy legend pozpig
  06/23/14
...
Cream arrogant stage
  12/02/14
...
histrionic psychic hissy fit
  12/02/14
...
french greedy area
  12/28/14
It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so ...
Exciting roast beef filthpig
  12/28/14
FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS
ivory gas station
  12/31/14
...
floppy trust fund rehab
  12/31/14
Still one of the GOAT threads of xo happy new year, faggo...
Smoky Duck-like Property
  12/31/14
...
arousing center juggernaut
  12/31/14
never forget.
arousing center juggernaut
  02/05/15
...
Light Skinny Woman
  02/05/15
...
green passionate ratface
  02/15/15
every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (esp...
floppy trust fund rehab
  02/15/15
Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd
beady-eyed copper orchestra pit
  05/02/15
...
Big box office
  07/29/15
...
beady-eyed copper orchestra pit
  09/21/15
OP still my GOAT poaster.
wonderful bipolar pervert station
  09/21/15
poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.
razzmatazz pearly library
  09/21/15
I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, fo...
wonderful bipolar pervert station
  09/21/15
i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but...
razzmatazz pearly library
  09/21/15
I forget his debacle. fuaaaark. btw...I still refer to J...
wonderful bipolar pervert station
  09/21/15
i missed that one.
razzmatazz pearly library
  09/21/15
...
appetizing telephone trailer park
  12/07/16
*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*
bossy thriller azn coldplay fan
  09/21/15
...
Sexy jewess office
  01/31/16
...
Flesh flickering indian lodge
  10/18/15
poasting has an opportunity cost
racy dilemma
  01/31/16
his words echo through eternity
cowardly new version
  01/31/16
...
racy dilemma
  01/31/16
I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down
grizzly vibrant indirect expression locale
  01/31/16
'tis.
Splenetic nursing home
  01/31/16
...
talented piazza selfie
  04/13/16
...
Vigorous faggotry
  04/13/16
Please cum back
exhilarant mentally impaired ceo affirmative action
  04/13/16
x2 - loved this poster.
excitant senate sandwich
  12/07/16
All time great
contagious lodge
  12/07/16
it was Don Jr
Lascivious hairless pit generalized bond
  12/07/16
...
appetizing telephone trailer park
  12/29/16
damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archiv...
Slap-happy Sex Offender
  12/29/16
He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often...
appetizing telephone trailer park
  12/29/16
poasting has an opportunity cost, brother
Spectacular disrespectful national
  09/28/17
lmao adjuncts you're all going to die
Drab foreskin
  12/29/16
HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help g...
mauve stirring principal's office
  12/29/16
...
Smoky Duck-like Property
  06/08/17
...
abusive sooty factory reset button whorehouse
  08/30/17
can't stop laughing at this thread truly incredible scholar...
Bateful Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate Turdskin
  08/30/17
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appetizing telephone trailer park
  09/28/17
...
Coiffed Aromatic Location
  09/28/17
HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure
Comical brass rigor temple
  09/28/17
his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT ...
Trip Buff Community Account Feces
  09/28/17
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supple base
  02/28/18
...
Cream arrogant stage
  08/02/23
2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning https://www.theg...
angry zippy den
  09/28/17
...
Bateful Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate Turdskin
  12/16/17
haha wow holy shit
beady-eyed copper orchestra pit
  12/16/17
Holy fuck lmao Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low ...
Smoky Duck-like Property
  12/16/17
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Vigorous faggotry
  03/06/20
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180 lettuce antidepressant drug
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beady-eyed copper orchestra pit
  08/07/18
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contagious lodge
  07/02/19
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Bateful Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate Turdskin
  07/24/19
...
Light Skinny Woman
  07/24/19
Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin...
Fragrant Tanning Salon Halford
  08/01/19
Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this threa...
up-to-no-good stage cuckoldry
  08/25/19
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Lavender flirting corn cake personal credit line
  05/15/25
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vivacious mildly autistic chapel love of her life
  10/16/19
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Ultramarine Dragon Queen Of The Night
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Glassy Casino
  03/05/20
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Infuriating Really Tough Guy
  03/06/20
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irradiated bearded gay wizard
  05/01/20
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excitant senate sandwich
  07/11/20
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excitant senate sandwich
  07/11/20
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adventurous fiercely-loyal twinkling uncleanness parlour
  12/07/20
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Sticky chrome field
  06/08/21
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Sticky chrome field
  12/15/21
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boyish weed whacker
  03/14/22
great bump
Pink stag film
  03/14/22
...
Sinister clown patrolman
  01/08/23
I love these threads
Alcoholic mahogany meetinghouse
  01/08/23
HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure
Sinister clown patrolman
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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

HOLY SHIT!!!!

http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2012/08/2012820102749246453.html

READ IT AND WEEP!!!

NO TRUST FUND? PROLE FAMILY BACKGROUND? NOT A GENIUS???

IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, POSTGRADUATE DEGREES ARE NOT FOR YOU!!!

THINK YOU'RE A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE??? TRY YOUR PATHETIC STRIVING AND YOULL END UP SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN THE VAIN HOPE OF CONVINCING A BOOMER TENURED FACULTY MEMBER AT A MIDDLING STATE UNIVERSITY THAT YOU DO IN FACT POSSESS "THE RIGHT STUFF"!!!

IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN:

AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438056)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

180

You were greatly missed!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438280)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:31 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER I APPRECIATE YOUR 180!!!

I TRY AND REMIND YOU ALL, POASTING DOES HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GETTIN DAT PAPER MUST ALWAYS TAKE PRECEDENCE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438301)



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Date: March 31st, 2020 5:29 PM
Author: Ebony motley boiling water shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#39909863)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: amethyst gaming laptop ape

but they keep raising tuition...where the fuck is it going if not toward faculty salaries?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655644)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 12:57 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy corner

Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45923560)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: indigo demanding range kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438061)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: sickened swashbuckling sanctuary

The King Returns!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

INDEED I HAVE!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT THIS WAS JUST TOO GOOD NOT TO BRING TO THE ATTENTION OF MY BROTHERS HERE IN THE STRUGGLE!!!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: YOU DONT RISE FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO HIGHLY PAID AND PRESTIGIOUS TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS AT ELITE UNIVERSITIES IN ONE STEP!!!

IT TAKES GENERATIONS!!!

RAGS TO PRESTIGE IS NO LONGER A REALITY IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438126)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious public bath pocket flask

FROM A PROLE BACKWATER MACARONI AND CHEESE UPBRINGING TO

Can't stop loling from this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438205)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: sickened swashbuckling sanctuary

This is where TMF went wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438228)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:29 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

I HAVE ALREADY EDUCATED TMF ON THE ENORMITY OF THE MISTAKE HE MADE IN ATTEMPTING A "LEGAL CAREER"

FROM THE ARCHIVES, MY ADVICE TO HIM IS REPRODUCED BELOW!!!

[IN RESPONSE TO TMF'S PUZZLEMENT AT HIS LACK OF BIGLAW EMPLOYMENT]

"TIME FOR YOU TO FIND ANOTHER PROFESSION BRO!!!

THE ELITES GAVE YOU A CHANCE, SAW THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, AND DECIDED THAT YOU WEREN'T WORTH KEEPING AROUND

YOU ARE EASTERN EUROPEAN, CORRECT?

YOU DO REALIZE THAT UNLESS YOU ARE SOME SORT OF "GENIUS" AT HORRIBLY BORING HIGHLY TECHNICAL SCUTWORK, THAT THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE OF YOU ADVANCING TO ANYTHING RESEMBLING A RESPECTABLE LEVEL IN AN ELITE PROFESSION, DON'T YOU?

ITS TOO BAD,AND A REAL WASTE OF TALENT, BUT MOST AMERICANS FIND EE MALES EITHER "CREEPY" OR "COLD" OR "SHADY" - AND USUALLY A COMBINATION OF ALL THREE

LIKE I SAID, TIME FOR YOU TO FIND WORK THAT WILL ALLOW FOR YOU TO BE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED WITH SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CAREER TRACK...IF YOU ARE ANY GOOD WITH BASIC MATH, ACCOUNTING MAY BE A CREDITED PATH

SORRY FOR THE BAD NEWS BRO, BUT THIS IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!! "

ITS BEEN ALMOST 8 MONTHS SINCE I TOOK THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THE WAYS OF THE NEW WORLD TO THAT FOOL, AND STILL, "NO MOVEMENT"!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438287)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: sickened swashbuckling sanctuary

DEVASTATING 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438315)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

WELCOME TO THE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES!!!

NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438330)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin

1MUTHFUCKING80

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438964)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Slate school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439160)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:18 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439324)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:22 PM
Author: claret sadistic mad cow disease hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439353)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Odious Saffron Dysfunction Hell

you are a genius my brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442189)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:24 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443159)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 12:19 PM
Author: Thirsty Bronze Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22809624)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:55 PM
Author: Big box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804863)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:37 PM
Author: titillating jet-lagged institution partner

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080403)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:35 PM
Author: Mint autistic set

You'll get banned for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438332)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

FOR WHAT???

I AM MERELY BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

MIKE WALLACE OF EDUCATION OVER HERE!!!

YOU CAN CALL ME 60 MINUTES!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438361)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: Cerise house-broken sweet tailpipe

(Doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21440888)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: ivory gas station

180

you decimated him and left no remains.

#2012AmericaTheDreamIsDead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457615)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254073)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: pearl crackhouse fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32691031)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER IT IS THE TRUTH!!!

WE ARE RETURNING TO THE OLD WAYS!!!

BE MINDFUL OF THE NEW PARADIGM AND PROFIT WHEREVER YOU CAN!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438238)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious public bath pocket flask

you're always a 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438251)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo

tbf i think my brother and i will end up much richer than our parents

my parents were super poor and TTT when we were younger (my mom is now lower middle class i guess, an nyc teacher, she started when i was like a young teen so she's tenured and has a good # of years)

my brother already has a really good job in IT and i have a degree from a good college and (good willing) will be a doctor. my dad doesn't even have a BA (he did attend a community college tho). so sometimes its possible to "jump" multiple rungs i think...

although i think our family might be special because my parents are old black people and i think they were artificially held back by being black. when my father was growing up in the 50s (he was born in 1937) poor black people didnt really go to college... 2 of his 12 siblings went to college and becaame lawyers but they were like geniuses and the ENTIRE family (like brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, great-nephews twice removed lol) sacrificed to buy them clothes, books, train tickets for vacations home, etc. i think if my parents were growing up in the 2000's instead like me and my brother they would have had real professions since they're pretty smart people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457678)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:44 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER I WHOLEHEARTEDLY SUPPORT YOUR IMPENDING VALIANT RISE FROM THE ASHES OF THE WORKING CLASS!!!

READ MY PREVIOUS POSTS ON THIS HERE WEBSITE: I HAVE ALWAYS SUPPORTED THE DISCOVERY AND SOCIOECONOMIC ADVANCEMENT OF TRULY TALENTED INDIVIDUALS WHO THROUGH NO FAULT OF THEIR OWN HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES IN THE THROES OF PROLEDOM!!!

YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE TAKING SOBER, CREDITED AND RESPONSIBLE STEPS TO ADVANCE YOURSELVES!!! INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY AND MEDICINE COULDNT BE FURTHER FROM FAGGOT STRIVER POORDOM!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!! MAY THE AMA FOREVER PROTECT YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION IN THE UPPER MIDDLE CLASS!!!

AND IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT, YOU MAY ACHIEVE THE TRULY EXCEPTIONAL FEAT OF A TRUE RAGS TO RICHES RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457764)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo

ty thanks

yea i just wanted to point out that some people are just from families that are poor/shitty through no fault of their own (like recent immigrants or something) but they go to college and grad school and get good jobs. my high school was FULL of asian recent immigrants so i know tons of people who parents like worked at a chinese restaurant as a waiter and they're a CPA or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457786)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:53 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER PERHAPS YOU HAVE ME CONFUSED!!!

THOSE RECENT ASIAN IMMIGRANTS FROM RESTAURANT WORKING FAMILIES GETTING THEIR CPAS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE!!!

IT IS THE "FREE-THINKING" ASIAN IMMIGRANT KID FROM THE SAME BACKGROUND WHO DECIDES THAT INDEED HE HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO BECOME A TENURED PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY THAT IS THE FAGGOT STRIVER POOR DESERVING OF RIDICULE AND SCORN!!!

THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF YOUR BIRTH ARE NEVER YOUR FAULT!!! BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO RISE IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012, YOU WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO TAKE THEM INTO ACCOUNT WHEN SELECTING A CAREER PATH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457829)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo

so youre saying that if youre poor you should pick a "practical", lucrative career and only rich kids should go to art school and get PhDs in south asian history and stuff? yea i guess that makes sense. the poor people i know who did stuff like this are pretty fucked (they have to go home and/or work at chilis and stuff), whereas the rich kids just continue to be supported by their parents who pay for their nice apartments when they're unable to find a teaching position in african art or whatever. i was just responding to what you said about grad school in the op and also your point that it takes multiple generations to make huge jumps in economic class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457870)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:05 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

AND IN THE VAST MAJORITY OF CASES, IT DOES TAKE MULTIPLE GENERATIONS TO MAKE A HUGE JUMP IN ECONOMIC CLASS!!!

YOU ARE A SPECIAL CASE AND I WISH YOU WELL!!!

COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS THAT YOU WERE NOT INFECTED WITH THE DISEASE OF FAGGOT STRIVING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457913)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:06 PM
Author: kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo

aww thanks hahaurfucked! keep fighting the good fight... you should have your own late-night infomercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457925)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:18 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458028)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: iridescent gaping brunch

Your parents were artificially held back, and you're being artificially pushed forward. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458287)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

underrated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467365)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: unholy voyeur resort

credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467398)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:30 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

HOLY FUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438294)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:33 PM
Author: sickened swashbuckling sanctuary

5k/course is good coin for an adjunct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438321)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:42 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

IMAGINE HOW PATHETIC THAT EXISTENCE IS THOUGH!!!

NO INCOME STABILITY, NO BENEFITS, NO PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT, NO OPPORTUNITY FOR ADVANCEMENT, AND NO OFFICE!!!

GROVELING AT THE FEET OF FAGGOT BOOMER ADMINISTRATORS EVERY SEMESTER FOR A NEW "CONTRACT" AND MAYBE A "COLA INCREASE!!!"

JUST A HOPELESS, DIGNITY-FREE LIFE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438384)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:45 PM
Author: sickened swashbuckling sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438410)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:18 AM
Author: ivory gas station

brother, you haven't ceased spouting the truth yet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457625)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457782)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy corner

These are the people who were 100% ready to fall in line for “COVID” restrictions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45923592)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

"My father, the first person in his family to go to college, tries to tell me my degree has value. "Our family came here with nothing," he says of my great-grandparents, who fled Poland a century ago. "Do you know how incredible it is that you did this, how proud they would be?"

And my heart broke a little when he said that, because his illusion is so touching - so revealing of the values of his generation, and so alien to the experience of mine."

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438329)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:37 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

YES IT IS HEARTBREAKING, BUT THIS IS THE NEW REALITY AND NONE OF US POASTING HERE NOR THAT CHICK LAMENTING HER NEWLY-DISCOVERED WORKING CLASS HAND-TO-MOUTH EXISTENCE CAN DO ANYTHING TO CHANGE IT

FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!

WE CAN ONLY REMAIN VIGILANT AND PROFIT WHEREVER THE OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438346)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: big-titted heady house black woman

"FROM ANNOTATING GOETHE TO GRASPING AT STRAWS IN THE GHETTO!!!"

genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438365)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:20 AM
Author: ivory gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457640)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:41 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438379)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:41 PM
Author: Cracking Rose Step-uncle's House Coffee Pot

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438936)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:47 PM
Author: electric faggot firefighter

why doesn't this idiot just get a job in IT? at this point she might as well do some masters in MIS at a local TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438427)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 9:49 PM
Author: sickened swashbuckling sanctuary

Um, she's scholar bro. That's beneath her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438445)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:20 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

EXACTLY BROTHER!!!

TIME IN THE LIBERAL ARTS ECHO CHAMBER RUINS SLIGHTLY ABOVE AVERAGE IQ PROLE BACKGROUND INDIVIDUALS!!!

THEY START TO THINK THAT THEY ACTUALLY BELONG!!! THAT THEIR LIFELONG DREAM OF READING THE GREAT BOOKS TO BRIGHT EYED YOUNG UNDERGRADUATES ON A BEAUTIFUL LEAFY QUAD IS TRULY THEIR DESTINY!!!

AND EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AT THE END OF THE LINE, THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN TUITION, UNFUNDED RESEARCH EXPENSES AND OPPORTUNITY COST DOWN THE DRAIN, THEY DOUBLE DOWN AND THINK - BUT I WORKED SO HARD FOR THE DEGREE!!! SURELY THERE IS A POSITION FOR ME SOMEWHERE!!! I NEED ONLY CONTINUE SHELLING OUT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO ATTEND CONFERENCES AND MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY WILL COME THROUGH AND I WILL BE HIRED INTO THE ENGLISH LITERATURE DEPARTMENT AT CAL STATE LONG BEACH!!!

BUT REAL LIFE IS A CRUEL MASTER!!! AND YET, YEAR AFTER YEAR, THEY TAKE THEIR UNPAID "LEAVE OF ABSENCE" FROM THEIR PATHETIC "JOBS" AT BARNES AND NOBLE (OR EVEN BETTER, A LOCAL "INDIE" BOOKSTORE) AND TREK CROSS-COUNTRY TO KEEP THAT SLIM, FLICKERING FLAME OF HOPE OF A "SCHOLARLY LIFE" ALIVE!!!

THIS PATHETIC SAGA IS PLAYING OUT AT EVERY COFFEESHOP, BOOKSTORE, MICROBREWERY AND "SHABBY CHIC" RESTAURANT NEAR YOU!!!

AND EVERY YEAR, WHEN THEY RETURN WITH NO OFFER IN HAND, NO FAT PACKET DETAILING THEIR HEALTH PLAN AND RETIREMENT PACKAGE IN THE MAIL, AND SEVERAL THOUSAND ADDITIONAL DOLLARS IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, THEY TELL THEMSELVES "WELL THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR!!!"

REMEMBER BROTHERS!!! THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR!!!

THERE IS ONLY AMERICA IN 2012!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438725)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:23 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438766)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: sickened swashbuckling sanctuary

COT DAMN, You're on fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438780)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Irate codepig theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439197)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:09 AM
Author: Rambunctious public bath pocket flask

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441089)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:01 AM
Author: Smoky Duck-like Property

"There is no next year." BRILLIANT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441466)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:42 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THE WORST IS WHEN ONE OF THESE DEBT ZOMBIES TELLS YOU THAT "ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME" BEFORE THERE IS A WAVE OF RETIREMENTS OF BOOMERS ACROSS ACADEMIA, THEREBY "OPENING UP SLOTS" FOR THEIR SORRY ASSES!!!

PROTIP: THERE IS NOWHERE FOR A FAGGOT BOOMER LIBERAL ARTS PROFESSOR TO GO IN THIS HERE AMERICA OF 2012!!! THEY WILL CLUTCH THEIR TENURED FACULTY POSITIONS WITH A DEATH GRIP UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATHS!!!

AND WHEN THESE FUCKING SCUM FINALLY PERISH, THERE WILL BE NO REPLACEMENTS HIRED FOR THEIR POSITIONS!!! THERE WILL BE NO MORE TENURED PROFESSORS OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! JUST 10 IDIOT FAGGOT STRIVER POOR MILLENIAL ADJUNCTS FOR $1000 A SEMESTER HIRED IN THEIR PLACE!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441974)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:48 PM
Author: Doobsian Concupiscible Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443272)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:58 PM
Author: crystalline tank

ha ha ha / oh wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443354)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: unholy voyeur resort

Oh, and just to add a little more flavor to this whole story, a former Tallahassee resident wrote in to explain that Floyd's is a bar that is housed "in mini-mall next to a bowling alley and (I swear to god) the florida state anthropology department." Yes, the anthropology department at Flordia State University is in a strip mall.

http://deadspin.com/5086392/the-seminoles-vs-the-sigmas-a-blow+by+blow-account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467395)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

LOL BROTHER THIS IS 180 MATERIAL!!!

FLORIDA STATE IS EVEN MORE OF A FESTERING TTT THAN I EVER THOUGHT!!!

IMAGINE THE TRAVAILS OF A $1000 / SEMESTER ADJUNCT PROFESSOR OF ANTHROPOLOGY AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY!!! ROLLING UP TO THEIR STRIP MALL "CURRICULUM DISSEMINATION CENTER" IN A MOTHERFUCKING 1992 FORD ESCORT WITH BAD BRAKES AND A PASSENGER DOOR THAT ONLY OPENS FROM THE INSIDE, LITTERED WITH UNGRADED PAPERS, FAST FOOD WRAPPERS AND HALF-COMPLETED APPLICATIONS FOR PART-TIME CASHIER JOBS AT THE LOCAL BIG BOX RETAILERS!!!

UNBELIEVABLE GUTTER SHIT!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467608)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: unholy voyeur resort

I could not be happier than to contribute in a small way to your ongoing string of 180 posts. Thank you, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655946)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: Alcoholic mahogany meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317922)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Jade mind-boggling shrine

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#26844794)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Amber galvanic ticket booth party of the first part

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:30 PM
Author: green passionate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21445604)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:16 PM
Author: Irate codepig theater stage

contender for poast of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455205)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST, BUT WHEN I MAKE TIME FOR IT I MAKE SURE XO GETS THE BEST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455964)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:17 AM
Author: ivory gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457618)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: ivory gas station

LOL WOW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457650)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 1:41 PM
Author: Irate codepig theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655632)



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Date: December 23rd, 2012 11:51 PM
Author: Irate codepig theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22303162)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Bespoke native travel guidebook

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804669)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Bespoke native travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29151038)



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Date: November 10th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: sable spot milk

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29152230)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:31 PM
Author: federal citrine main people

It's great to see you're back and thank you so much for your intellectual philanthropy. We are not worthy of your earnest maxims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438846)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:34 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!

IN FIGHTING SHAPE FOR THE SEASON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438873)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: federal citrine main people

you're doing God's work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438962)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:40 PM
Author: charismatic olive menage

fuck, you need a website and a larger platform. you could be huge. I could see you running the gamut of talk shows and writing books. Destroying people on Real Time with Bill Maher, laughing with Colbert, getting lisp spit on you from Chris Matthews. The world could be yours to change!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438930)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:46 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER I APPRECIATE IT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438976)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467388)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:42 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin

with the new mods and new jerb, i am prolly no longer poasting, but have to shout out the king of OFFICE CALISTHENICS. GOTTA GET THAT PUMP.

HINDU SQUATS!

PUSHUPS WITH MY TIE IN MY SHIRT LIKE WHAT?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438947)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

LOL HINDU SQUATS!!!!!

FROM SLUMDOG TO SUPERMAN!!!!!

KEEP IT THORO IN THE STREETS AND GET DAT PAPER UP!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438997)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin

resistance bands in the office closet. can't have colleagues and clients not see me all swoll. Halps dat PAPER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439080)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:00 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

MOST DEFINITELY FAM!!!

LIKE I ALWAYS SAY: NO JOBS FOR SLOBS!!!

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439129)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Ruddy soul-stirring cumskin

ROFLNIFICENT!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439144)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:43 AM
Author: Impressive Judgmental State Persian

so help me god i am crying so hard at this magnificent specimen of a subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442292)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:34 AM
Author: sienna hospital

...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457714)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:12 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

"OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!"

Ohhh, man. ROFLCOPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467405)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Spectacular disrespectful national

OBESE??? HIT THE STREETS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080412)



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Date: February 12th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Marvelous bat-shit-crazy corner

Unacceptable fatphobia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45923597)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Smoky Duck-like Property

brutal, yet spot on.

my idiot family lost their entire fortune in the great depression and it's been small steps each and every generation

i've gone a bit further than my parents, and they a bit further than theirs

but ill never reach DAT ELITE STATUS in my lifetime

maybe in 2-3 generations if the momentum continues

fuck this gay earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21438995)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER I AM SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FAMILY'S FALL FROM GREATNESS

BUT YOU CAN BE THE ONE TO RESTORE YOUR FAMILY TO ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE!!!

LET THE FAILURE OF YOUR ANCESTORS BE A WARNING TO YOU: STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!!

WHEN THE PANIC HITS, SWOOP AND SNATCH!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN THE MEANTIME BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439095)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:02 PM
Author: Smoky Duck-like Property

you are probably the best poaster i've ever seen

keep fighting the good fight brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439145)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I WILL FIGHT UNTIL MY DYING DAY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439153)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:26 AM
Author: ivory gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457673)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Irate codepig theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439185)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:31 PM
Author: cheese-eating french chef trump supporter

"AND STAY MORE LIQUID THAN THE MOTHERFUCKING OCEAN!!! "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443600)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Irate codepig theater stage

Brother you could make 50 threads per day and it wouldn't get old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439008)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:57 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439099)



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Crusty business firm

Frog and Toad strike at the pedophile BLP, then melt into the shadows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#36574011)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:53 PM
Author: Startling hilarious mother hairy legs

don't let this thread die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439060)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:14 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

NEVER, BROTHER!!!

NEVER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439270)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 10:54 PM
Author: federal citrine main people

oh what a timeless message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439072)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Slate school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439240)



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Date: August 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: cocky wine dingle berry mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21439288)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 1:40 AM
Author: federal citrine main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21440889)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: stimulating therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796404)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: pontificating lemon international law enforcement agency church

Law adjuncts always have another job or have some other means of support (ie retired or married to someone wealthy). UGs, normally bad ones, abuse adjuncts in non-practical subjects by making it a "career" to teach a half a dozen classes a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441166)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER THIS MAY BE TRUE, BUT DO YOU FORESEE MANY OF TODAY'S MEDIOCRE FEMALE PHD HOLDERS IN THE HUMANITIES LANDING WEALTHY HUSBANDS???

MAYBE IN YEARS PAST, WITH LOWER (OR NONEXISTENT) DEBT LOADS AND A STILL-CHEERY DISPOSITION DUE TO GENERAL AVAILABILITY OF EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES AND A FAMILY ECONOMICALLY ABLE TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR HUNT FOR SAID EMPLOYMENT

BUT NOW??? IN DEBT UP TO THEIR EYEBALLS?? WITH NO FAMILY MONEY FORTHCOMING??? STILL ROLLING AROUND IN THEIR 1995 VW JETTA FROM HIGH SCHOOL??? AND MAD AS FUCK BECAUSE OF THE UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF CAREER AND FINANCIAL SUCCESS FED TO THEM SINCE BIRTH??? GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442001)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre

"GET OUTTA HERE!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!"

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467435)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:54 AM
Author: Metal scarlet sneaky criminal heaven

A copy of this thread needs to be sent to every high school guidance counselor in America.

This tweetblog will give you a neverending stream of 180s, but this world NEEDS you. You need a talk-radio show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441286)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:51 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER MY MESSAGE MAY HAVE BEEN TOLERATED PUBLICLY IN THE AMERICA OF 30 OR 40 YEARS AGO, WHEN THE PEOPLE WERE MATURE ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THE BASIC FACTS OF LIFE

NOW??? COME ON NOW WE KNOW IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 THERE IS NOTHING MORE EVIL AND MEAN-SPIRITED THAN TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

AND SO THE BEAT GOES ON!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442024)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: Ebony motley boiling water shitlib

TELLING THE 870 SAT DULL-EYED MOUTHBREATHER WHO CAN BARELY STRING TOGETHER TWO SENTENCES THAT HE ISN'T "COLLEGE MATERIAL"!!!

Actual lol at that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442051)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: pungent space

So damn true. In today's world, no one is dumb; they're just special. No one is fat or overweight; they suffer from a disease (seriously there is a "fat acceptance" movement). You say one bad thing about anyone, and you're a terrible human being. Politically correct folks took this whole "all men created equal" business a bit too far...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21453203)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:16 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER AND IM NOT EVEN LOOKING TO DENIGRATE MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY TO FIND THEM CAREER TRACKS AND VOCATIONS APPROPRIATE FOR WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY BRING TO THE TABLE!!!

870 SAT MOTHERFUCKERS CAN STILL FRAME A HOUSE, WELD A JOINT OR MAINTAIN MACHINERY!!!

ALL OF THOSE VOCATIONS PAY MIDDLE CLASS WAGES AND DONT REQUIRE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN NON-DISCHARGABLE DEBT AND OPPORTUNITY COSTS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454429)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Slate school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455397)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 3:56 AM
Author: Rambunctious public bath pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441394)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 7:11 AM
Author: Costumed Razzle Prole

you're so mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21441468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

JUST BRINGING THE TRUTH TO THE PEOPLE!!!

STRIVING IS A DISEASE!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442036)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 AM
Author: Azure mad-dog skullcap

$2100 per course-that's crazy

these people should just get jobs in a public school system with a union-no need to research, tenure after a few years, more money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442115)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:20 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

MY BROTHER THIS SOBER, RESPONSIBLE AND CREDITED APPROACH TO LIFE WILL NEVER BE ATTEMPTED BY THESE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS!!!

FROM BIRTH THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM THAT THEY CAN AMOUNT TO ANYTHING!!! REGARDLESS OF THEIR SIMPLY ABOVE-AVERAGE NATIVE INTELLIGENCE, LACK OF CONNECTIONS AND PATHETIC FAMILY "WEALTH" THAT USUALLY CONSISTS OF A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS IN SOME POORLY MANAGED MUTUAL FUNDS AND AN UNDERWATER SUBURBAN TRACT HOME!!!

ADMITTING TO THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE MERELY ABOVE AVERAGE, NOTHING SPECIAL, AND THAT THE PROPER PATH FOR THEM IS TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE FACELESS MASS OF TENURED PUBLIC SCHOOLTEACHERS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING THEY HAVE EVERY BEEN TOLD AND EVERYTHING THEY BELIEVE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!

ONCE A FAGGOT STRIVER POOR BEGINS THE JOURNEY DOWN THE NAVEL-GAZING LIBERAL ARTS GRADUATE SCHOOL PATH, THE ONLY RESULTS CAN BE WINNING THE LOTTERY (TENURED FACULTY POSITION AT A UNIVERSITY) OR ABJECT PROFESSIONAL AND PERSONAL FAILURE MANIFESTED IN LACKSADAISACAL PULLS OF THE ESPRESSO MACHINE AT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT COFFEE SHOP!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE SEEN THE GLORY AND SPLENDOR OF THE FAGGOT BOOMER TENURED FACULTY THEY SO DESPERATELY HOPE TO JOIN, ANYTHING LESS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!!

AND SO THEY TRY, TRY, TRY AGAIN, TRY UNTIL THEY ARE IN THEIR MID-40S AND ALL OPPORTUNITIES TO SALVAGE WHAT LITTLE REMAINS OF THEIR PATHETIC LIVES HAVE DISAPPEARED!!!

PICK ANY MAJOR METROPOLITAN AREA IN THESE HERE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU WILL FIND THESE POOR SOULS!!!

THE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE LEGION!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443141)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:16 PM
Author: Brilliant lay athletic conference

Bravo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470088)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:49 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470292)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: Alcoholic mahogany meetinghouse

I fucking laughed out loud at the espresso machine line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317951)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:39 AM
Author: Impressive Judgmental State Persian

"Education has always been about one thing : churning out sheep so the rich can get richer. It takes about 15 years to totally break somebody's will and that is the length of time of the education system in the West."

LOL at this freeper bullshit

as an aside COT DAMN MAN WHERE U BEEN I MISSED YOUR COCK INSIDE AMERICA'S ASSHOLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21442269)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:11 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER I HAVE BEEN STACKIN DAT PAPER!!!

REMEMBER THAT POASTING HAS AN OPPORTUNITY COST!!!

GET RICH OR DIE TRYIN!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443088)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Doobsian Concupiscible Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

"My friend is an adjunct. She has a PhD in anthropology and teaches at a university, where she is paid $2100 per course"

"I have one friend who was offered $5000 per course, but he turned it down and requested less so that his children would still qualify for food stamps."

holy fucking shit boomers.

And we wonder why education is shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443215)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:35 PM
Author: Bistre dashing national security agency

The only irony is that the vasTTT majority of XOXO poasters fall into the "fuct" category.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443222)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER THIS IS WHY I BRING MY MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF XO!!!

IT ISNT TOO LATE!!! GET A SKILL AND GET TO MOTHERFUCKING WORK!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND LAUGH AT THE FAGGOT STRIVER POORS GETTING CUT DOWN BY THE HEARTLESS SCYTHE OF THE ELITE PROFESSIONS!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY IN 2012 BROTHERS!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443249)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:49 PM
Author: Bistre dashing national security agency

It's just amusing to see that the very individuals falling into the "fuct" category are pretending that they are in fact, a part of the "in" crowd.

It's like a TTT degree holder laughing at other TTT degree holders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443278)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 10:37 AM
Author: Bistre dashing national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457452)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:25 PM
Author: Bistre dashing national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458070)



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Date: September 4th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: Bistre dashing national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21494275)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: Flatulent cruise ship stain

brother you are fucking WISE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21453701)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454383)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Doobsian Concupiscible Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

Even law, once a safety net for American strivers, is now a profession where jobs pay as little as $10,000 a year - unfeasible for all but the wealthy, and devastating for those who have invested more than $100,000 into their degrees. One after another, the occupations that shape American society are becoming impossible for all but the most elite to enter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443232)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER NOW YOU HAVE THE INFORMATION!!!

TIME TO GET THE TOOLS, AND THEN YOU CAN PROFIT HANDSOMELY!!!

CHASE PAPER NOT PRESTIGE!!!

GET DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21443260)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:18 PM
Author: Smoky Duck-like Property

So fucking true, and so fucking sad

This country smokes dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21444468)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 10:55 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN AT JUST HOW FAR DOWN THE TOILET OUR ONCE GREAT UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAS GONE!!!

BUT IT IS OUR REALITY TODAY AND WE MUST ADJUST, ADAPT AND REORDER OUR ACTIVITIES SO THAT WE MAY STILL PROSPER!!!

PERHAPS FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO REPAIR OUR ONCE MIGHTY REPUBLIC!!!

BUT FOR NOW...WE MUST STACK THAT PAPER!!!

STAY VIGILANT IN 2012!!!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447164)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: Impressive Judgmental State Persian

180 use of "wherewithal" in a fully caps-locked cruise control cool poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447364)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447421)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 5:12 PM
Author: Bistre dashing national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21444409)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 8:17 PM
Author: Ebony motley boiling water shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21445516)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: mauve stirring principal's office

you're like the xoxo version of Zyzz.

Inspiring.

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447291)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447333)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:31 PM
Author: Violent Provocative Address Depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21447588)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: cheese-eating french chef trump supporter

What is your stance on being an adjuct professor for a For-Profit University as supplemental income?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21452088)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Bistre dashing national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21452536)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 8:45 PM
Author: Slate school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21453648)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:18 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER IN THIS AMERICA OF 2012 ANYTHING THAT BRINGS IN DAT HARD CURRENCY AND DOESNT GET YOU LOCKED UP IS FAIR GAME!!!

IF YOU GOT TIME AND THEY GOT DOLLAZ THEN MAKE THE TRADE!!!

PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454454)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: cheese-eating french chef trump supporter

"PLACATE YOUR CONSCIENCE BY TAKING A FEW EXTRA HOURS OUT OF THE QUARTER TO SCHOOL THE BRIGHTEST OF YOUR STUDENTS ON THE NEW REALITY OF AMERICA IN 2012!!!"

DESCRIBE

Because I am fighting my guilty conscience every time I cash one of their checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455120)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:32 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER IT CAN BE AS SIMPLE AS INVITING THE 2 OR 3 NON MOUTHBREATHING STUDENTS IN YOUR COURSE TO COFFEE, ASKING THEM ABOUT THEIR CAREER AND LIFE GOALS, AND NUDGING THEM ALONG A PATH THAT WILL BE FAR LESS DAMAGING TO THEIR FINANCIAL AND PROFESSIONAL HEALTH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455952)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:31 AM
Author: ivory gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457702)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21454389)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 11:11 PM
Author: multi-colored aquamarine garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21455126)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo

hi hahaurfucked!

wish me luck on the mcat so you won't be writing about me in 4 years!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457646)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:22 AM
Author: Thirsty Bronze Kitty Cat

u'll need it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457656)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457680)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:47 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED BROTHER!!!

GET DAT ROAD AND STACK DEM DOLLAZ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457777)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:30 AM
Author: sienna hospital

Holy Fucking Shit.

I have not laughed this heartily or this consistently at a poast in YEARS.

180 BROTHER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457693)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457784)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: sienna hospital

BROTHER YOU LITERALLY HAD ME IN TEARS FOR THE ENTIRE THREAD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457805)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: ivory gas station

brother, thank you for all you have given in this thread, brother. Keep fighting the good fight!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21457980)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:19 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

IT IS HARD WORK BUT THE TRUTH MUST BE SET FREE!!!

AS ALWAYS, SEND ALONG ANY AND ALL FRESH TALES OF WOE!!!

IN THE MEANTIME, STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458037)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:43 PM
Author: ivory gas station

always, brother my brother!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467643)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 12:29 PM
Author: Rambunctious public bath pocket flask

*Thread receives UNESCO World Heritage Site recognition*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458103)



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Date: September 15th, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

STREETS NEED ME!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21585127)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: poppy parlor half-breed

Is there any dispute at this point that HHUF is the #1 poaster here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21458372)



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Date: August 30th, 2012 2:37 PM
Author: kink-friendly frum giraffe tattoo

no hes awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21459263)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467203)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:01 PM
Author: bull headed fighting theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467333)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 1:50 PM
Author: insanely creepy effete home

I gotta agree with the OP. My sister is about to graduate with a useless PhD in the humanities this year. It has taken her north of 5 years to get it. The only way she has been able to live is because my folks got loot. No loans no nothing. Her job prospects are terrible but it doesn't matter cuz my parents will provide for her. She just wants to be able to attend cocktail parties and start off sentences by saying oh while when i got my PhD from dat ivy league school....

My guess is she will never actually get a real job but just coast off my parents. It may not be fair, but life isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21467691)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

YOUR SISTER IS BENEFITING FROM THE HARD WORK AND SHREWD MONEY MANAGEMENT OF YOUR ANCESTORS!!!

THIS IS THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH BECOMING A FULL FLEDGED FAGGOT STRIVER IS ACCEPTABLE!!!

FOR THE REST, IT IS AMERICA IN 2012!!! THE DREAM IS DEAD!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470002)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Curious place of business

A PhD in the humanities in only 5 years? Absolutely unheard of. And she didn't have a tuition waiver and stipend?

sounds like BS bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21480780)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: insanely creepy effete home

I said north of 5 years. She had a tuition waiver and stipend but that doesn't cover living expenses (car, apartment, going out, etc). My folks paid her cell phone bill and everything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21485472)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:10 PM
Author: bright marketing idea

180, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470055)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:13 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470075)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: dead stead idea he suggested

HAHAURFUCKED remains a lodestar of truth amidst the dead boomer saharas of what used to be the american economy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470093)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:45 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

OUR NATION IS IN A SORRY STATE!!! I WISH IT WERE NOT THE CASE BUT IT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE TO TELL THE PEOPLE ANY DIFFERENTLY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470268)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:20 PM
Author: Overrated forum

HAHAURFUCKED - I left law school, and your posting played a major role in my decision. Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470101)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:48 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER YOUR REJECTION OF FAGGOT STRIVING, DEBT SLAVERY AND IMPOTENT BLEATING BRINGS ME GREAT JOY!!!

GOOD LUCK AND GODSPEED IN WHATEVER PATH YOU HAVE CHOSEN!!!

STACK DAT PAPER AND STAY VIGILANT!!! YOUR OPPORTUNITY TO RISE WILL COME SOON ENOUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470284)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: outnumbered messiness university

"impotent bleating" = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22809191)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:50 PM
Author: Frisky Tan Plaza Police Squad

thread title is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470300)



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Date: August 31st, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

BROTHER THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY ORIGINAL DISCUSSION OF THE ADJUNCT PROFESSOR "LIFESTYLE"!!!

THE TRUTH IS SHOCKING!!!

LINK BELOW BROTHER!!!

http://lsd.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1323569&mc=89&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3cf130ce0df27de391e32ebb54ca1039

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21470345)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper orchestra pit

ELECTRONIC BOOGALOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27255166)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 12:12 PM
Author: ivory gas station

LABOR DAY WEEKEND BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21479429)



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Date: September 2nd, 2012 10:51 PM
Author: Dull Market Knife

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

I HAVE SPENT THE DAY ENJOYING THE FRUITS OF MY LABOR!!!

I SHALL CONTINUE TO DO SO TOMORROW!!!

LET THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND BE A REMINDER TO ALL THOSE WHO WOULD BE TEMPTED BY FAGGOT STRIVERY!!! NO MAN NOT BORN TO THE MANOR RISES WITHOUT TOIL, DETERMINATION AND HUMILITY!!!

STAY HUMBLE AND STAY HUNGRY BROTHERS!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21483698)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: racy dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080366)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: amethyst gaming laptop ape

so much win in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655865)



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Date: September 25th, 2012 2:38 PM
Author: Sapphire massive school cafeteria blood rage

I stand slack-jawed at the brilliance displayed in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#21655952)



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Date: March 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Irate codepig theater stage

*HAHAURFUCKED posthumously awarded Nobel literature prize for this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22809297)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Hateful associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796435)



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Date: March 15th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: hyperventilating talking locus

this is the greatest thing i have ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#22821661)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Garnet site mexican

Got my hopes up he was back.

I never would have gotten hooked on this shitbort if not for HHUF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796464)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Hateful associate

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796470)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Garnet site mexican

As 485838175959 as HALFORD is, HAHAURFUCKED will always be the GOAT for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25804861)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Glittery chestnut abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25796485)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: carnelian theater

THE BEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25804685)



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Date: June 23rd, 2014 6:43 PM
Author: cerebral navy legend pozpig

Wow, this thread will save my life. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#25804942)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Cream arrogant stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#26840745)



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Date: December 2nd, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: histrionic psychic hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#26844784)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 8:35 PM
Author: french greedy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27013490)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 10:42 PM
Author: Exciting roast beef filthpig

It took me two years to fully internalize this, but I am so glad I saw the light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27014427)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: ivory gas station

FUKKING EPIC BUMP INTO THE YEAR 2015, Iibs FURIOUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27028314)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: floppy trust fund rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27028319)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 9:44 AM
Author: Smoky Duck-like Property

Still one of the GOAT threads of xo

happy new year, faggots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27029838)



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Date: December 31st, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: arousing center juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27030063)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: arousing center juggernaut

never forget.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27255044)



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Date: February 5th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Light Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27255110)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: green passionate ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27321317)



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Date: February 15th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: floppy trust fund rehab

every single one of my quasi smart ARE COUNTRY students (especially those who have returned to school in their 30s) wants a PhD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27321331)



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Date: May 2nd, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper orchestra pit

Woke up this morning thinking of this thread title and lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#27807113)



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Date: July 29th, 2015 1:34 AM
Author: Big box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28433176)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804664)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: wonderful bipolar pervert station

OP still my GOAT poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804736)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz pearly library

poast for poast undisputed goat poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804805)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: wonderful bipolar pervert station

I don't know if there is a close #2...UNCLE RUSLAN? who, for the fuck we know, may be HAHAURFUCKED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804943)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz pearly library

i guess you could make a perverse case for trustafarian, but depends on how much he poasted before his infamous poast and how shock value counts for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804953)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: wonderful bipolar pervert station

I forget his debacle. fuaaaark.

btw...I still refer to JAPANESE FACTORY WORKER CALISTHENICS IRL. At one point, he linked to doods doing hindu squats and jumping jacks in hard hats in Japan as a reference. it's lols me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804961)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 2:18 PM
Author: razzmatazz pearly library

i missed that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28804965)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: appetizing telephone trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080392)



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Date: September 21st, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: bossy thriller azn coldplay fan

*Falls to knees a la Sean Penn in Tree of Life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#28805259)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:42 PM
Author: Sexy jewess office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29722922)



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Date: October 18th, 2015 7:43 PM
Author: Flesh flickering indian lodge



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: racy dilemma

poasting has an opportunity cost

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29721772)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: cowardly new version

his words echo through eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29722731)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: racy dilemma



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:03 PM
Author: grizzly vibrant indirect expression locale

I thought that Al Jazeera USA shithole was closing down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29722688)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Splenetic nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#29722718)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:15 PM
Author: talented piazza selfie



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Vigorous faggotry



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Date: April 13th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired ceo affirmative action

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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: excitant senate sandwich

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080681)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: contagious lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080760)



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Date: December 7th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: Lascivious hairless pit generalized bond

it was Don Jr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32080758)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:06 AM
Author: appetizing telephone trailer park



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy Sex Offender

damn, so many old monikers I thought I was reading an archived thread for a sec. amazing there are some bumpable HAHAURFUCKED threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254071)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:22 AM
Author: appetizing telephone trailer park

He resurfaced in summer 2012 claiming he'd be poasting often but aside from 2-3 beautiful vicious takedowns it was all a big tease :(

If not for HHUF threads I would have left XO after a few visits in 2011 and never looked back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254080)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 3:12 PM
Author: Spectacular disrespectful national

poasting has an opportunity cost, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34318594)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Drab foreskin

lmao adjuncts you're all going to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254083)



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Date: December 29th, 2016 8:22 AM
Author: mauve stirring principal's office

HHUF might have been a cyborg sent from the future to help guide us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#32254144)



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Date: June 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: Smoky Duck-like Property



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: abusive sooty factory reset button whorehouse



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Date: August 30th, 2017 9:23 AM
Author: Bateful Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate Turdskin

can't stop laughing at this thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34099472)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 11:39 AM
Author: appetizing telephone trailer park



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:09 PM
Author: Coiffed Aromatic Location



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Comical brass rigor temple

HAHAURFUCKED was a boart treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317937)



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Date: September 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: Trip Buff Community Account Feces

his insights now would be appreciated. he was great. GOAT POTUS still imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34317959)



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:08 AM
Author: supple base



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Date: August 2nd, 2023 2:59 AM
Author: Cream arrogant stage



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Date: September 28th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: angry zippy den

2017 update: van dwelling, trick turning

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/adjunct-professors-homeless-sex-work-academia-poverty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34318174)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Bateful Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate Turdskin



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper orchestra pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34935044)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: Smoky Duck-like Property

Holy fuck lmao

Reminder: debt = poison. Low/no debt. Low monthly nut to cover. Passive income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#34935081)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:29 AM
Author: Vigorous faggotry



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Date: February 28th, 2018 4:07 AM
Author: 180 lettuce antidepressant drug



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Date: August 7th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: beady-eyed copper orchestra pit



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Date: July 2nd, 2019 4:28 PM
Author: contagious lodge



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Bateful Bat Shit Crazy Doctorate Turdskin



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Date: July 24th, 2019 11:18 PM
Author: Light Skinny Woman



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Date: August 1st, 2019 12:29 AM
Author: Fragrant Tanning Salon Halford

Amazing thread. Wherever this dude is, I hope he is stackin dat paper!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#38621045)



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Date: August 25th, 2019 6:12 PM
Author: up-to-no-good stage cuckoldry

Every time I feel shitty about wagecucking I read this thread. It has helped me tremendously over the years. TY, HHUF, wherever you are. TYVM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#38740584)



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Date: May 15th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: October 16th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: vivacious mildly autistic chapel love of her life



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Date: March 5th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine Dragon Queen Of The Night



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:26 AM
Author: Infuriating Really Tough Guy



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Date: May 1st, 2020 1:34 AM
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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:09 AM
Author: excitant senate sandwich



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Date: July 11th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: excitant senate sandwich



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Date: December 7th, 2020 9:50 PM
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Date: June 8th, 2021 5:14 PM
Author: Sticky chrome field



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Date: December 15th, 2021 11:27 AM
Author: Sticky chrome field



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: boyish weed whacker



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Date: March 14th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Pink stag film

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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:17 PM
Author: Sinister clown patrolman



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Date: January 8th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Alcoholic mahogany meetinghouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45760931)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Sinister clown patrolman

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45761407)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Sinister clown patrolman

HARAURFUCKED was a bort treasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2034936&forum_id=2Elisa#45761409)



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Date: January 8th, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: diverse kitchen regret

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Date: August 27th, 2023 5:46 PM
Author: Sinister clown patrolman



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Date: June 17th, 2024 4:39 AM
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Date: June 21st, 2024 2:27 PM
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