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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
sienna slippery shrine generalized bond
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
Beady-eyed yarmulke
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
sienna slippery shrine generalized bond
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
Beady-eyed yarmulke
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
sienna slippery shrine generalized bond
  10/03/12
dat racis
maroon university
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
racy lemon temple really tough guy
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
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  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
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  10/03/12
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  10/22/12
jesus....
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  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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lmao i'm so glad this was me
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still glad
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Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
startled useless brakes
  10/03/12
prescient
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  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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haha ty
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replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
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  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
startled useless brakes
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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xo at its best
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Still kinda worried about this guy
startled useless brakes
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
startled useless brakes
  10/11/12
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Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
startled useless brakes
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
startled useless brakes
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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  10/22/12
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
startled useless brakes
  10/22/12
lol
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  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
Beady-eyed yarmulke
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
startled useless brakes
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
Beady-eyed yarmulke
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
startled useless brakes
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
Beady-eyed yarmulke
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
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  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
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Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
startled useless brakes
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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but enough about my wife...
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  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
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  11/04/12
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  11/04/12
RIP brother
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UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
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brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
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  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
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  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
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i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
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Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
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  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
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  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
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Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
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brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
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Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
startled useless brakes
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
startled useless brakes
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
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  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
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Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
startled useless brakes
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
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CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
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  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
startled useless brakes
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Lies
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  12/09/12
180.
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predictable, but still lulzy
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  01/12/13
Update?
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Has the hippo tired?
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Is the hippo still chillin??
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hippo is still there
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: sienna slippery shrine generalized bond

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: sienna slippery shrine generalized bond

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: sienna slippery shrine generalized bond

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: maroon university

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: racy lemon temple really tough guy

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Claret principal's office

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: titillating coldplay fan legend

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Sable area associate

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Gay station

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: supple offensive masturbator

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: salmon greedy nibblets stock car

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: salmon greedy nibblets stock car

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: salmon greedy nibblets stock car

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Underhanded Big Queen Of The Night



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: Sadistic Old Irish Cottage

lol

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: spectacular striped hyena casino

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Black giraffe den

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: comical maniacal market

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Shaky Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lodge weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: navy site

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Sapphire Kitty

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Lascivious roommate

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser cuck

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Flushed Bipolar Volcanic Crater

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Black giraffe den

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: stimulating lettuce center

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: elite appetizing theater corn cake

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Excitant Marketing Idea Ticket Booth

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: swollen mind-boggling senate

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Excitant Marketing Idea Ticket Booth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Amber Thriller Trump Supporter

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Submissive Peach Wagecucks School

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: arousing rigor church building

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Violent Persian Selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Garrison Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored fighting rigpig resort

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: pea-brained liquid oxygen

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Underhanded Big Queen Of The Night

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: startled useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: startled useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Mahogany charismatic stain

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant Slap-happy Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: elite appetizing theater corn cake

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: startled useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: topaz alpha

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Submissive Peach Wagecucks School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: cerebral slate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: bright son of senegal

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: odious hilarious partner

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: startled useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Gay station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: passionate party of the first part trailer park

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: sienna slippery shrine generalized bond

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Multi-colored fighting rigpig resort

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Slimy plaza sweet tailpipe

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: startled useless brakes

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: sickened concupiscible boltzmann affirmative action

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: cocky property ladyboy

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Dull bossy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Crawly khaki knife locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Effete travel guidebook menage

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Black giraffe den

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: ungodly aromatic hall

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: zombie-like crusty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: irradiated gas station

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Claret principal's office

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Dashing stage

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Stirring multi-billionaire

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: lavender geriatric meetinghouse kitty cat

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: naked disgusting base macaca

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: pontificating vibrant stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Submissive Peach Wagecucks School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Lascivious roommate

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: drab scourge upon the earth boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse Kink-friendly National Brethren

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Flickering Mad-dog Skullcap Indirect Expression

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Boyish mustard jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed yarmulke

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: startled useless brakes

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: ivory provocative becky institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Amber Thriller Trump Supporter

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Crawly khaki knife locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: onyx fragrant twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: cerebral slate lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Exciting nofapping dysfunction

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: bespoke kitchen pocket flask

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: startled useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Startling jade field gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: heady godawful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Maize glittery trust fund

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: violent laser beams hell

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Marvelous Garrison Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Fiercely-loyal Bawdyhouse Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Floppy scarlet prole address

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Clear Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: arousing rigor church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Gay station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Demanding disrespectful dilemma police squad

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: naked disgusting base macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Exciting nofapping dysfunction

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Exhilarant Slap-happy Chapel

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant Slap-happy Chapel

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: irradiated gas station

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Impressive Love Of Her Life

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Stirring multi-billionaire

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Impressive Love Of Her Life

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Floppy scarlet prole address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: hyperventilating aquamarine shitlib

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: copper brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: amethyst foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Shaky Indian Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: motley smoky newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Impertinent messiness cuckold

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Garrison Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Carnelian native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Submissive Peach Wagecucks School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Ruddy roast beef point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Silver Home Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: copper brunch

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Ruby international law enforcement agency office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Claret principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Bronze hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Startling jade field gay wizard

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: vivacious skinny woman library

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Bronze hairy legs

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: ocher cracking public bath personal credit line

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: vigorous arrogant main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: pearly nursing home mediation

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Galvanic shimmering location death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Obsidian Insane State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Curious primrose church ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: wine piazza puppy

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: heady godawful theatre

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Black giraffe den

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: heady godawful theatre

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Black giraffe den

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Bronze hairy legs

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Pearl rehab fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Histrionic Sanctuary



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac set patrolman



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Bateful crotch



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Curious primrose church ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered business firm fanboi

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Elisa#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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