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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: impertinent ticket booth roast beef http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: impertinent ticket booth roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: impertinent ticket booth roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Cream comical nibblets lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: tripping jet-lagged dog poop What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Cheese-eating hyperventilating spot http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: passionate therapy genital piercing dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Internet-worthy weed whacker Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: passionate therapy genital piercing cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: cracking ape party of the first part "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Pearly Garrison Mother It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Elisa#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: impertinent ticket booth roast beef Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Irradiated Frum Giraffe Nowag these women probably have Trichomoniasis
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Iridescent motley pit Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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