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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
stirring bawdyhouse
  07/10/13
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hot gunner
  10/27/19
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embarrassed to the bone comical internal respiration hominid
  09/17/13
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supple garrison
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
Heady Point
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
irate hairless school
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
Heady Point
  10/24/14
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Heady Point
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
Heady Point
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Sexy passionate boistinker police squad
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
Heady Point
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Sexy passionate boistinker police squad
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
Heady Point
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Sexy passionate boistinker police squad
  10/25/14
yea, yep
irate hairless school
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
Razzle-dazzle space
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Sexy passionate boistinker police squad
  10/25/14
180
judgmental startling cuckoldry
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
Heady Point
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Sexy passionate boistinker police squad
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
Heady Point
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
judgmental startling cuckoldry
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
Kink-friendly university
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Sexy passionate boistinker police squad
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
mauve aromatic principal's office
  10/25/14
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Heady Point
  11/14/14
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Heady Point
  12/12/14
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Orange home degenerate
  02/02/15
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chest-beating site
  11/21/16
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Pearly Locale Laser Beams
  11/21/16
bump4chandler
Bonkers Painfully Honest Spot Idea He Suggested
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Pearly Locale Laser Beams
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Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
chest-beating site
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Vivacious Khaki Pisswyrm Indirect Expression
  08/01/17
Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
laughsome mint feces useless brakes
  08/01/17
LOL
Exhilarant corner
  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
Irradiated brilliant mediation queen of the night
  11/11/19
MOVER AND SHAKER
Heady Point
  02/19/20
Still love this thread
Provocative Blathering Set
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yapping wild hell turdskin
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Navy becky
  01/05/19
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Heady Point
  03/28/19
OUCH
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  04/17/19
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Adventurous dysfunction
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Heady Point
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: stirring bawdyhouse

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: hot gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone comical internal respiration hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: supple garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Heady Point

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: irate hairless school

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: Heady Point

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Heady Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: Heady Point

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Sexy passionate boistinker police squad

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: Heady Point

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Sexy passionate boistinker police squad

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: Heady Point

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Sexy passionate boistinker police squad

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: irate hairless school

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle space

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Sexy passionate boistinker police squad

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: judgmental startling cuckoldry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: Heady Point

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Sexy passionate boistinker police squad

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: Heady Point

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: judgmental startling cuckoldry

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Kink-friendly university

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Sexy passionate boistinker police squad

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: mauve aromatic principal's office

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: Heady Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Heady Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Orange home degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: chest-beating site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Pearly Locale Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Bonkers Painfully Honest Spot Idea He Suggested

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Pearly Locale Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: chest-beating site

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Khaki Pisswyrm Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: laughsome mint feces useless brakes

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Exhilarant corner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: Irradiated brilliant mediation queen of the night

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: Heady Point

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Provocative Blathering Set

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: yapping wild hell turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: Navy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Heady Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: Irradiated brilliant mediation queen of the night

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Adventurous dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: Heady Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: rambunctious racy faggot firefighter sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2Elisa#49313869)