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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
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  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
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She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
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She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
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What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
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6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
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i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Motley lilac wagecucks therapy

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Motley lilac wagecucks therapy

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Rambunctious crimson laser beams

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: excitant twinkling trust fund

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Splenetic Spot



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: floppy pistol

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: excitant twinkling trust fund



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: onyx effete people who are hurt



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Sadistic Cream Police Squad Church Building



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Histrionic cruise ship trump supporter

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: impressive heady stag film stain

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Ebony vibrant boistinker

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Silver aggressive step-uncle's house generalized bond

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Silver aggressive step-uncle's house generalized bond

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Silver aggressive step-uncle's house generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: ruddy kink-friendly state athletic conference

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: peach newt haunted graveyard



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Aromatic Well-lubricated Love Of Her Life



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Splenetic Spot

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Pink Principal's Office Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Light Appetizing Pit

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Smoky marvelous center

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Silver aggressive step-uncle's house generalized bond

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: dun sneaky criminal



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: racy bespoke double fault



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: excitant twinkling trust fund



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: abnormal base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Slimy Violet Halford Antidepressant Drug

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Razzle Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: frisky iridescent gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: magenta lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: yellow fear-inspiring hissy fit stead

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Duck-like garnet masturbator

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Purple feces school

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Purple feces school

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Passionate Carmine Corner

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Duck-like garnet masturbator

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Motley lilac wagecucks therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Primrose Location Coldplay Fan

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Razzle Internal Respiration

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Silver aggressive step-uncle's house generalized bond

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Light Appetizing Pit

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: excitant twinkling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Pale zombie-like senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Pale zombie-like senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: excitant twinkling trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: magenta lodge

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: impressive heady stag film stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: onyx effete people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed bistre round eye idiot

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: demanding bbw

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: demanding bbw

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: demanding bbw

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: demanding bbw

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: 180 menage private investor

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: demanding bbw

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: demanding bbw

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: demanding bbw

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congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: 180 menage private investor

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: massive drab orchestra pit

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: pearly drunken codepig

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: demanding bbw

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: demanding bbw

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: demanding bbw

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Ebony vibrant boistinker

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Ebony vibrant boistinker

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: sexy house mexican

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: sexy house mexican

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: demanding bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Vermilion site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Stirring orange hunting ground

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: buff gunner weed whacker

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: spectacular church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Glittery cruel-hearted clown mood



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: outnumbered apoplectic striped hyena

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: frozen gold library

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: wine doctorate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Shaky Sapphire Circlehead

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Splenetic Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Crystalline Dopamine



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: spectacular church



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Diverse chad tanning salon



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Light Appetizing Pit

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: flesh national security agency locale



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Vermilion site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#50002879)