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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
olive wonderful friendly grandma
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
olive wonderful friendly grandma
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
olive wonderful friendly grandma
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
olive wonderful friendly grandma
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
olive wonderful friendly grandma
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Confused center
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
k
Confused center
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
narrow-minded mint striped hyena double fault
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Offensive parlor
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
racy sandwich corner
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
racy sandwich corner
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/18/13
180
racy sandwich corner
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
olive wonderful friendly grandma
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
olive wonderful friendly grandma
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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EXPLAIN
olive wonderful friendly grandma
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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of course
Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
henna rebellious roast beef hospital
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Confused center

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Confused center

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: slate pit cuckoldry

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: arousing adulterous heaven people who are hurt

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Heady honey-headed associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Comical Translucent Native Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mind-boggling regret persian

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: arousing adulterous heaven people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: magenta federal lay juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Excitant slimy trailer park macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: green aromatic institution

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded mint striped hyena double fault

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Offensive parlor

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: racy sandwich corner

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: racy sandwich corner

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: racy sandwich corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: olive wonderful friendly grandma

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Mahogany Aggressive Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Sepia Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Heady honey-headed associate

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Iridescent Razzle Karate Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#39229259)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: hairraiser rose bawdyhouse

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Stirring Degenerate

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: racy sandwich corner

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Flesh candlestick maker stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868898)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: arousing adulterous heaven people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: bronze faggotry pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Maroon Fighting Chad

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Startled Tank Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic Cerebral Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Harsh Beady-eyed Mexican Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: 180 Nighttime Blood Rage Den

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Motley slippery temple roommate

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: boyish black woman

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: boyish black woman

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: vigorous cocky nibblets point

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Motley slippery temple roommate

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Confused center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Plum Principal's Office

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Startled Tank Range

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: racy sandwich corner

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: hairraiser rose bawdyhouse

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: arousing adulterous heaven people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Hyperactive sapphire really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Hyperactive sapphire really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: arousing adulterous heaven people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Harsh Beady-eyed Mexican Business Firm

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: narrow-minded mint striped hyena double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: magenta federal lay juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Rusted Glittery Indian Lodge Private Investor

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: thriller self-absorbed station

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: thriller self-absorbed station

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: sable preventive strike

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Purple round eye

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Offensive parlor

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Offensive parlor

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: irradiated chrome ape sanctuary

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: irradiated chrome ape sanctuary

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: henna rebellious roast beef hospital

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Lavender exciting theater old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Violent navy brunch

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Bateful crusty piazza hunting ground

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Sexy State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Laughsome Jet-lagged Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213400)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal odious nursing home

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: titillating public bath

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: vengeful disturbing multi-billionaire location

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: spectacular generalized bond

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Heady honey-headed associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Electric Sienna Spot Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Sexy State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Pontificating Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: hairraiser rose bawdyhouse

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Useless scarlet alpha mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Lavender exciting theater old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2Elisa#42929195)