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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458418) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM Author: Vigorous stubborn university fortuitous meteor wow great point man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458428) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547190) |
Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Sepia Adventurous Reading Party Market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458433) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: Lascivious Hall Jew you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458436) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: Translucent masturbator Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458514) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM Author: sooty queen of the night prole don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461748) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: vibrant background story tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397901) |
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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM Author: emerald razzle pocket flask (Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24547218) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458438) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: Sepia Adventurous Reading Party Market i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458449) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.
I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458506) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund yeah exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458508) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM Author: idiotic burgundy round eye stain i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978690) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM Author: scarlet institution trust fund pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979134) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM Author: supple orchid preventive strike parlor go back to reddit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM Author: stirring lemon heaven cr
same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458473) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: thriller senate becky What if it is at night though bro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458499) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458512) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM Author: carmine hell turdskin dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065607) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM Author: nighttime stead You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219428) |
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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM Author: Curious mustard idea he suggested pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#39243547) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM Author: hilarious cruise ship black woman Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457791) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: henna antidepressant drug i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458443) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: umber gas station I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458462) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: disrespectful temple bbw or a gigantic shopping bag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458521) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: Aquamarine comical indian lodge roast beef ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458496) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: mentally impaired out-of-control toaster immigrant i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463478) |
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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM Author: Sinister meetinghouse pistol Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25065592) |
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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM Author: Multi-colored Sanctuary [Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27546867) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM Author: bisexual mauve kitchen sweet tailpipe you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458447) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM Author: Sepia Adventurous Reading Party Market (physics n00b) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458467) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: Coiffed red public bath mother almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458471) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed national Your done here lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458478) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: bisexual mauve kitchen sweet tailpipe just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458491) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458502) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: bisexual mauve kitchen sweet tailpipe jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458528) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed national Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458515) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458520) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)
you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: bisexual mauve kitchen sweet tailpipe It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458510) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458518) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458527) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM Author: bistre vivacious home goyim You're done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467126) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund (idiot) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458492) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM Author: cracking fantasy-prone gaping yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458503) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458525) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM Author: excitant salmon menage i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458539) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: stirring lemon heaven something to do with airbags i think (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458550) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458557) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: excitant salmon menage ahhh makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458566) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM Author: appetizing chapel how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458546) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: cracking fantasy-prone gaping only? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458563) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458573) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458638) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458645) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM Author: Amethyst tattoo field Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458569) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458630) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: razzle-dazzle bull headed national Shitlawyer union won't let them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458650) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: maroon shivering blood rage lol
because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM Author: excitant salmon menage couldnt they just make the engines stronger? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458771) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM Author: maroon shivering blood rage lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458776) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM Author: Amethyst tattoo field lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458853) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM Author: cracking fantasy-prone gaping LOL
yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger?? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: sooty queen of the night prole lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461754) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM Author: Laughsome copper regret cq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#47457841) |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM Author: vibrant background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#49397902) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM Author: underhanded wine stage After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458640) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM Author: sooty queen of the night prole lol'd irl from picturing this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461763) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM Author: exciting silver locus friendly grandma Underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463376) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Cerise Fear-inspiring Juggernaut holy shit lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978677) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM Author: abusive slippery mexican plaza tyft mental image (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979022) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM Author: drunken cuck marketing idea chortled, picturing road runner legs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979481) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM Author: passionate gay stage Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.
TL;DR: never change XO |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund "Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"
Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.
Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc... |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: passionate gay stage Your degree taught you shit dumbass.
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund "Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "
it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM Author: Amethyst tattoo field I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458752) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund yeah I mean every bit helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458789) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM Author: Chestnut theatre lettuce Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458843) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM Author: underhanded wine stage *legit retard* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458769) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM Author: passionate gay stage Read up faggot
http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM Author: underhanded wine stage That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458796) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: excitant salmon menage titcr
chip kelly is done here |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458801) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM Author: passionate gay stage LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458874) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: bronze offensive house hairy legs show your work, faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458881) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund cr what a clown lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458893) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458888) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: passionate gay stage "According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."
Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.
you're a riot. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: passionate gay stage LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458922) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund ? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.
If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.
I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills" |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM Author: bronze offensive house hairy legs i thought you had a ph.d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458955) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund same thing
but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: bronze offensive house hairy legs you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458921) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM Author: bronze offensive house hairy legs this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458814) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM Author: underhanded wine stage LJL, how could the dummy even jump? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458850) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM Author: scarlet institution trust fund LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458868) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM Author: passionate gay stage (Kia salesman laughing off crash test results) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458891) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM Author: underhanded wine stage Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458899) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: passionate gay stage How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: underhanded wine stage The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458934) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM Author: narrow-minded unholy theater stage LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM Author: Coiffed red public bath mother chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458912) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: irradiated piazza selfie worst selfpwn i've seen in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459190) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Slap-happy useless brakes space really embarassing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461579) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458916) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: passionate gay stage According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.
Explain retard. |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: underhanded wine stage Did you even read your link?
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM Author: exciting silver locus friendly grandma http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463420) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: cracking fantasy-prone gaping Bort,
what's the debate and who is between?
tyia |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458985) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: ebony medicated windowlicker well executed flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24458942) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: dun galvanic ceo cuckoldry holy shit not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660691) |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM Author: claret state gaming laptop tl;dr
why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land? also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out? |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: sienna fanboi dog poop it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.
but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance |
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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM Author: underhanded wine stage cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24459165) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM Author: aromatic navy psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463475) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM Author: Confused fragrant tanning salon Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460025) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: garnet station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460301) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM Author: aromatic navy psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463481) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM Author: pale greedy volcanic crater community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460568) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM Author: gaped milk the scariest thing about this thread?
the people that dont realize its flame.
WTF |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460970) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM Author: gaped milk the ONLY question that matters.
how can i change? |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24460980) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM Author: Clear Exhilarant Trailer Park Party Of The First Part i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461533) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM Author: kink-friendly fuchsia church new version (guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)
The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM Author: Clear Exhilarant Trailer Park Party Of The First Part that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461620) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM Author: Floppy police squad i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.
there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).
in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator. |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461577) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM Author: Floppy police squad cr the voice of reason |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: Clear Exhilarant Trailer Park Party Of The First Part i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461597) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Pungent Deer Antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461615) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM Author: Spectacular Pea-brained Quadroon Filthpig If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461608) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24461643) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM Author: Clear Exhilarant Trailer Park Party Of The First Part a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.
and as for entry position, do a pencil:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM Author: Confused fragrant tanning salon dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467435) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM Author: mentally impaired out-of-control toaster immigrant happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463468) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM Author: Buff corner codepig I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463397) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM Author: fluffy twinkling lay ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24463492) |
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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM Author: titillating school cafeteria athletic conference (Jeff Bridges) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24464186) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM Author: Puce Business Firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467490) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM Author: rusted thirsty feces best thread i've read on XO in over a year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24467505) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM Author: Mind-boggling half-breed nursing home I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24468690) |
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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.
Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility. |
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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24604642) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM Author: dun galvanic ceo cuckoldry ty, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660687) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM Author: house-broken big-titted sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978958) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: bateful parlour knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660669) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM Author: beady-eyed flesh organic girlfriend locale awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM Author: dun galvanic ceo cuckoldry well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660784) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM Author: sadistic love of her life address show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.
lol, plane noob. |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: swashbuckling grizzly abode newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24660798) |
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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#24661104) |
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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM Author: misunderstood stock car crackhouse if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#25152884) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26978590) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM Author: abusive slippery mexican plaza if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979019) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM Author: Azure Chest-beating Circlehead Set woah, it's you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979031) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM Author: Razzmatazz Principal's Office and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979235) |
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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM Author: electric goal in life digit ratio Uh they do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#26979504) |
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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27109515) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM Author: abusive slippery mexican plaza (guy who has never seen a bird fly) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27120838) |
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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM Author: cyan brunch Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27120668) |
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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM Author: Drab library roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#27546822) |
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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#29287414) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM Author: histrionic haunted graveyard resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#29510766) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM Author: nighttime stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2Elisa#30219423) |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM Author: submissive glittery double fault dilemma I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.
Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.
Uninflated 180 |
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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM Author: Deranged range This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.
edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2 |
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