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How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?
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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: purple beady-eyed sanctuary

By active I mean 5 poasts per week on average. Today at 12;37 EST all active XO poasters are instantly transported to the same forested hillside several miles from the outskirts of ancient Athens. Everyone has on what he/she is wearing and whatever was in your pockets or your hands at the time of transport. What is the most likely result of this strange event?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930901)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: buck-toothed friendly grandma round eye

I become apoplectic when I cannot poast from my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931484)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:38 PM
Author: Curious fantasy-prone menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512167)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: marvelous nibblets gay wizard

I curse the uselessness of my wireless mouse, and the fact that my phone was on the desk instead of in my pocket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: purple beady-eyed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26493563)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Brilliant nofapping dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588580)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:41 PM
Author: vibrant underhanded keepsake machete

Would just calmly say... NO BRO! I'm Greek, brah! I'd give them the secret grip... and wink as I say... it's for life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26658065)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: Odious Stag Film Wagecucks

The citizenry is perplexed by this group of slanty-eyed guys in weird clothes who don't speak Greek and executes us all before nightfall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930910)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: cordovan space roast beef

Imagine Halford being executed by a massive Greek semi nude musclestud... "Noo! I'm one of you! I like your cock! Fuck clothmos right!" *CHOP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930914)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: Orange site pocket flask

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930918)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Ivory blathering dopamine

lol, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931204)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Cerebral death wish

loling in my office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092349)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Brilliant nofapping dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588583)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: honey-headed frisky mood fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588950)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: Nubile Den Filthpig

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930979)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: purple beady-eyed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579337)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: anal crystalline double fault philosopher-king

There would be enough of us that we could pretend to be some roaming hill people. Furthermore everyone knows lawyers are great communicators, we could probably get in good with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931002)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Passionate Useless Brakes Resort

LMFAO @ the "great communicators" part. Yeah I'm sure they'd love this group of aspie weirdo foreigners.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931461)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: Nubile Den Filthpig

"lawyers are great communicators"

LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931494)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:22 PM
Author: Crusty forum

180, but at you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092270)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Silver galvanic stead toaster

"They're not 180ing with you, they're 180ing at you"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474438)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:40 PM
Author: Poppy disturbing library

lol ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26658063)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: henna violent area

Within 500 years, the world would surpass the level of technology in this world's 2014. Aside from technology, other scholarship would flourish as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: Aqua office rigor

Would they have enough science to do anything with our smartphones after executing us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930975)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles

they wouldn't execute you, they would assume Zeus sent you or assumed your form for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930986)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:36 AM
Author: Razzle Circlehead Hunting Ground

I am a high ranking scout in the army by morning. My knowledge of and ability to intermingle with eastern peoples proving invaluable. Similarly my memorization of the Greek alphabet puts in the top .01% intelligence of all citizens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930995)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:05 PM
Author: 180 beta public bath

How different is Greek from Ancient Greek?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931498)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Razzle Circlehead Hunting Ground

My bad I know the Ancient Greek alphabet. Whichever one Parmenides wrote in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931633)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: purple beady-eyed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587602)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Razzmatazz fat ankles

We'd all die of disease and find the living conditions unbearable, but the Athenians would think we were sent by the gods or gods ourselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930982)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: adventurous school lettuce

they would die from our diseases as well. i've been in Beijing, Shanghai, rural China, Taipei, Bangkok, Pattaya, Tokyo etc. and tons of airports all within the last couple of years or so mixing germs with people all the while. the number of people i've mixed germs with is probably as great as europe's population in 300 BC. i'd say we'd wipe them out unintentionally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931632)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: impertinent step-uncle's house toilet seat

I guess I'd be raped and then die from disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24930999)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:11 AM
Author: Lime violent selfie coffee pot

More likely never get laid again as xo posters go crazy at the freedom to fuck young boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965155)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: kink-friendly newt

this would be 180 lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931007)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: impertinent step-uncle's house toilet seat

The smell would start to drive you insane within a day, and so would the lack of modern plumbing. You would have no access to medicine, and if your immune system is vulnerable to some bug from that period you would just die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931010)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: navy tank national security agency

lol. I haven't been to a doctor since eighth grade. You have never pissed on the side of a highway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535943)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 11:40 AM
Author: Orange site pocket flask

I've blocked off my Outlook calendar after 2, except for a 30 minute call at 4, so I'll have to come back for a little bit but then I am free. Until Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931011)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931209)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: seedy flirting depressive business firm



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: purple beady-eyed sanctuary



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Shaky Hominid State



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Brilliant nofapping dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588590)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: lascivious fishy genital piercing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746639)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:10 PM
Author: pearly fanboi mental disorder

*prints off schematic for henry repeating rifle*

All right bros lets head out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931180)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931213)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: pearly fanboi mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931227)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: pearly fanboi mental disorder

Boooom is immediately considered a philosopher as he wails "WE CAN MAKE IT" in the outside of the senate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931269)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:30 PM
Author: Nubile Den Filthpig

history will remember him as the GOATUS POTUS of Greek Antiquity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931295)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:56 PM
Author: pearly fanboi mental disorder

"GLADIATORIAL GAMES ARE A SCAM" he bellows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931456)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: cordovan space roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931468)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Idiotic Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931476)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:03 PM
Author: Nubile Den Filthpig

"As he saw the aura of great wisdom envelope Athens and even Sparta with his golden words... that is when he began his magnum opus, The Republic..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931487)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Rebellious Tanning Salon

lol idiot, they didn't have gladiators in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931508)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Nubile Den Filthpig

don't fight the hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931524)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Rebellious Tanning Salon

hypo is ancient greece, not gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931605)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: heady fighting volcanic crater persian

(xo poast...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743638)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:28 PM
Author: navy tank national security agency

greeks watched on ESPN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535954)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Vivacious self-absorbed giraffe

"While countless bad things exist across Greece, nothing is worse than athletic competition. Firstly they do not know how to live well nor would they be able to do so; for how could a man who is a slave of his jaw and weaker than his belly acquire prosperity beyond his father? Additionally they are not capable of working for a living and making the best of fortune, because they have not learnt good customs and hence change with difficulty when facing a lack of resources. They are illustrious in their youth and go back and forth as statutes of the city. But when bitter old age falls upon them, their humble cloaks are no more through a loss of thread. Also, I blame the custom of the Greeks, who gather together for these men and honour useless pleasures for the sake of a feast. Who by wrestling well or being swift footed or by punching a jaw finely aided his paternal city through the winning of a crown? Will they fight the enemy in their hands or repel them from the fatherland by striking between the shields with their hands? In this no one is silly when standing before the spear. Wise and good men must be wreathed with leaves, along with him who, being a moderate and just man, leads his city very finely and the man who puts away bad deeds with words and diminishes battles and civil wars, for such things are fine both for every city and every one of the Greeks."

- Bbooooooooomripides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092403)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:47 PM
Author: pearly fanboi mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512211)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: pearly fanboi mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474621)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:46 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589557)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Aromatic startled hall

"i want to be mauled to death by a tiger live in the city square"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587641)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589466)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: histrionic drab institution legal warrant

even if we can't speak greek, we can make a correspondence to our letters and greek, and after time, would be able to communicate crudely. since there are many SCHOLARS here we know about plato, aristotle, the presocratics and homer, we would be impress them with what we knew. after we got past the language barrier somewhat, we could teach them important things like penicillin, gunpowder, how to make electricity from turbines, improved smelting techniques. we could teach them Newtonian physics, basic biology and chemistry, we could tech them about basic algebra and calculus. assuming we didn't get die, within a year, we'd be considered gods.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931491)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Rebellious Tanning Salon

lol at lawlyers knowing how to extract penicillin or make gunpowder, or generate electricity, or smelt, or do anything but queef all day about serial commas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931518)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: histrionic drab institution legal warrant

lol at you thinking this is still a law board faggot. get that fuck out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931522)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle Circlehead Hunting Ground

Me and diesel'd be having gay butthole orgies with the local homofags within like twenty minutes. Then we would create a crude form of grindr by etching personals on a wall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931597)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Nubile Den Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931609)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: walnut twinkling uncleanness codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931763)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931769)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Shaky Hominid State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931799)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: histrionic drab institution legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931962)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964849)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:18 PM
Author: Azure drunken stage mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964863)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964867)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Brindle Titillating Gas Station

there was nothing 'gay' about greek butthole orgies, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24964883)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965055)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24980787)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24980803)



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Date: February 8th, 2014 9:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24980825)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Blue painfully honest kitchen new version

jfc we're all done here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092176)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092410)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:09 PM
Author: Orange site pocket flask

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512299)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743612)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:00 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474330)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:16 PM
Author: Silver galvanic stead toaster

moderately overrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474442)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: mind-boggling milk parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474616)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: diverse copper heaven puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535858)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 8:46 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26656645)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Shaky Hominid State

*Swipes right*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587627)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:31 PM
Author: purple beady-eyed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#28734625)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: diverse copper heaven puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746405)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: .,.,.:,,.,:.,:,,:,.::,:.:.,.,:.,:,,.:.,.,:.::,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#49693024)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Emerald aphrodisiac nowag

The entire poasting community cheers as gay sex with young boys is now socially acceptable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931774)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Idiotic Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931785)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: heady fighting volcanic crater persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743643)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: harsh stage boiling water

Thankfully I'm carrying today. So they'd be scared shitless by my pistol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931793)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Emerald aphrodisiac nowag

One shot into the air and you'd basically be treated as a god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931804)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:52 PM
Author: Shaky Hominid State

BOW BEFOR ME AND PRAY THAT MY MERCIFUL BULLET MIGHT YET DESCEND FROM THE SKIES AND PIERCE THY CRANIUM!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931812)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Emerald aphrodisiac nowag

I would totally be your manservant in ancient greece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931819)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Razzle Circlehead Hunting Ground

They'd just send out some cyclops to kill you and then we'd all have a homosexual bacchanal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931818)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: Nubile Den Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932124)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:52 PM
Author: Narrow-minded whorehouse

...but after he sneezed they would murder him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29111772)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: henna violent area

We could probably figure out primitive gunpowder. Isn't it just saltpeter and piss? I don't know what saltpeter is or where to get it, but we can ask some Greek dood. Make some primitive arms and conquer the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24931865)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Pink duck-like indirect expression dingle berry

Modern archaeologists would write volumes on the significance of the cryptic message carved into over 850 monuments, cave walls, and cliff sides all across Greece that date to between 300 and 280 BC:

DIESELNOJERBPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932039)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: henna violent area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932195)



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Date: January 31st, 2014 2:57 PM
Author: kink-friendly newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24932294)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: purple beady-eyed sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092159)



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Date: February 5th, 2014 11:54 PM
Author: chartreuse sex offender national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965051)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: comical church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965130)



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Date: February 6th, 2014 12:13 AM
Author: exhilarant spruce scourge upon the earth locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#24965158)



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:50 PM
Author: stirring geriatric faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26658096)



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Date: February 17th, 2014 7:30 AM
Author: pearly fanboi mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25033828)



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Date: February 26th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Cerebral death wish

best thread I've read in awhile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25092356)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: sable supple hospital

it's sad that i don't think i could advance mathematics past euclid at all.

but i think you write down general thoughts about what you know about history and modern tech that would sow seeds of inspiration that would advance science by 500 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512103)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:41 PM
Author: Curious fantasy-prone menage

(shitlawyer who didnt take AP The Calculus in high school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512182)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Metal Medicated Stain

proving all of "modern" math would be the hard part. showing a bunch of dudes in togas the concept of limits/derivatives or whatnot would be easy until thrasymachus decides to go alpha on your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512258)



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Date: May 6th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: floppy university

Proofs yeah maybe...but I could probably derive a fair amount.

And they'd be able to help you out once they saw the end point.

I also was apparently one of the top undergrads in math proofs at my T14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25512293)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Curious fantasy-prone menage

maths proof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587639)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: hairraiser sinister candlestick maker theater stage

math poofs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27588866)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: excitant bat-shit-crazy cruise ship

In 2500 years, archaeologists find grotesque statues of muscled men with 20-inch penises

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579475)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Carmine prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579487)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:22 AM
Author: Glassy Pit

Most would sit around all day and complain about random topics, all while unable to find employment ... same as here.

The azns would be NOWAGed ... same as here.

lisa rowe, bluesmoke, and the rest of the drug addicts would start walking to Delphi to breath in the gasses and become oracles. They would say the same things there they currently say here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579488)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:01 PM
Author: Provocative goal in life old irish cottage

Count me in with the Delphic druggies then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25580472)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria

CRIMINALLY underrated poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589485)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Racy plaza

Semi-srs response:

-A good number of us would die from various ailments, but not all. Adults are generally pretty sturdy against disease and we generally have okay immune systems since we all got sick (we just had treatments and didn't die). We're vaccinated against many ailments.

-We would have a lot of initial difficulties communicating in Greek, but at least some of us could start rudimentary communications and eventually become fluent. It helps that this being ancient times the needed language is a great deal simpler.

-Being both moderns and mostly poli-sci shitheads we would struggle to help science advance in terms of INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER, but we could still do a great deal simply by explaining what is common knowledge in the future. Even rudimentary HS and college knowledge would enable huge advances in:

Medicine: Germ theory, what body systems do

Physics: Atomic theory, basic Newtonian physics as well as relativity

Chemistry: Elements and the idea of chemical reactions. We could potentially help create basic but influential compounds like gunpowder.

Biology: Cells, genetics, evolution, ecology

Astronomy: Basically everything

Geography: A far more accurate world map even if we're stuck trying to hash it out on paper or something. If we have a map with us, so much the better.

Economics: Concepts like inflation, supply and demand, price bubbles, joint stock companies, banking, etc.

Engineering: Some simple machines could potentially be pushed along by simply explaining the end result. Maybe even a steam engine would be possible.

Military tech: The stirrup would be a big one, if nothing else. If we're pre-Philip, so would the sarissa and pike phalanxes. EDIT: Just noticed this is in 300 BC, so Philip's stuff would have already happened. Ignore that.

...and so forth.

-Benzo would give lots of people HIV, which would be pretty goddamn crippling and likely lead to a huge crackdown on homosexuality as practice cursed by God (this being XO, we would probably end up encouraging this belief).

-We would blame our return to the past on "shitlibs" who destroyed the future, and would describe their beliefs and how they ruined the world. This would ensure shitlibs are never allowed to rise again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579568)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 10:48 AM
Author: Glassy Pit

Your last point would make it all worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579574)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27589496)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Silver galvanic stead toaster

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25579613)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Provocative goal in life old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25580663)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743629)



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Date: June 13th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Racy plaza

ty for this much appreciated bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#25743732)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: navy tank national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26535973)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Zippy Crackhouse International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Slimy casino



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Shaky Hominid State

lol

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Date: March 31st, 2015 4:40 PM
Author: bespoke school cafeteria

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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: coral spectacular people who are hurt juggernaut

A. I'm so sick of these dumb hypos, no one else is going to get a movie deal from thinking of these silly scenarios

B. /smudge is worshipped as lord and bondsman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474356)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: cyan big gaping telephone

I'd totally invent airplanes and the Archimedes principle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26474375)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 8:11 PM
Author: lilac masturbator

as i materialize in 300bc i turn around and see one other lone soul standing next to me.

"To be fair," he lisps...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26475240)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: diverse copper heaven puppy



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Date: November 5th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: sooty swashbuckling shitlib coldplay fan



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:34 AM
Author: Curious fantasy-prone menage



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Date: November 6th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Umber Trip Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29121927)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: gold quadroon lodge

Hard to think of any real actionable knowledge. I'd build a printing press and advance civilization hundreds of years. Make soap (if I can remember), try to build a bicycle, click up w other xo posters and form the xo secret society. Introduce the plough and compost to grow olives and grapes. Impregnate as many Greek and Turk girls as I can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26536084)



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Date: September 11th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: hairraiser sinister candlestick maker theater stage

No Turks in that region until hundreds of years later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#28734647)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: gold quadroon lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746556)



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Date: October 17th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: vigorous saffron background story rehab

i'd prolly chill at the agora and sip some soo cr wine with THEMISTOCLES and dem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#26536089)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle halford piazza

We'd all fuck each other's asses, as was customary at the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#27587612)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: lascivious fishy genital piercing hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29746735)



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Date: March 31st, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored mauve digit ratio

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Date: November 4th, 2015 7:40 PM
Author: lemon market



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:11 PM
Author: cyan big gaping telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29113614)



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Date: November 4th, 2015 11:42 PM
Author: Umber Trip Shrine

We would create an Academy-like open-aired school in which we sat around and discussed topics like how much to tip for bridal dowries, exit options for BigSophistry, *the* best flat bread in the peloponnese, the FEAR after a wine-soaked weekend, whether a new Macedonian king will "make Athens great again," shit-platonists, and responding to flame about whether some poaster actually slept with an Egyptian princess (and then going "oh shit!" and freaking out when he produces a hieroglyphics message with the imperial seal responding flirtatiously to his lick message).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2482519&forum_id=2Elisa#29113871)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 12:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible Water Buffalo Station



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
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