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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Peach Awkward Fortuitous Meteor Telephone Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: bat shit crazy histrionic abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828253) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Peach Awkward Fortuitous Meteor Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Stirring Maroon Community Account Faggot Firefighter Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: Irradiated Area I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM Author: Blathering Sneaky Criminal Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828224) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: startled fluffy newt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: Vivacious bossy box office therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828258) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Mint Fanboi (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: Razzle Adulterous Plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25828401) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Peach Awkward Fortuitous Meteor Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: Exciting wild son of senegal potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: Exciting wild son of senegal potus bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Swashbuckling Gold Mad Cow Disease ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: Exciting wild son of senegal potus They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Swashbuckling Gold Mad Cow Disease no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988174) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM Author: Exciting wild son of senegal potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988077) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: orchid ape Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: Insanely Creepy Curious Gay Wizard Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: contagious pearl stead 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: orchid ape Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988167) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: cracking sweet tailpipe cuckold great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: garnet self-absorbed native weed whacker I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: burgundy territorial half-breed I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Peach Awkward Fortuitous Meteor Telephone The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Elisa#36797515) |
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