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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
Exhilarant Stock Car
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cerise swashbuckling school newt
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Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop
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contagious fighting weed whacker point
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180
bearded aphrodisiac people who are hurt bawdyhouse
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infuriating canary brunch hairy legs
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Henna library generalized bond
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never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of ...
burgundy costumed crotch
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Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
clear crusty corn cake famous landscape painting
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
Bistre resort shitlib
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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burgundy costumed crotch
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Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop
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Crawly brilliant affirmative action
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flushed slap-happy native pisswyrm
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spruce outnumbered field volcanic crater
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spruce outnumbered field volcanic crater
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still funny.
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confused silver coldplay fan
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soul-stirring maniacal center preventive strike
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Snowy Abnormal Church Building
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bronze federal ratface
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Still 180
Wonderful up-to-no-good stage
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bronze federal ratface
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bearded aphrodisiac people who are hurt bawdyhouse
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Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
Bistre resort shitlib
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
bronze federal ratface
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?
Bistre resort shitlib
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?pls
bronze federal ratface
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant Stock Car

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#26386867)



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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: cerise swashbuckling school newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#26413220)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814646)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: contagious fighting weed whacker point



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: bearded aphrodisiac people who are hurt bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814652)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: infuriating canary brunch hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814715)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Henna library generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814717)



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: burgundy costumed crotch

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30814757)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957229)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: clear crusty corn cake famous landscape painting

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Bistre resort shitlib

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956442)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Indigo Associate

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099382)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: burgundy costumed crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31270599)



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#30957227)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: Crawly brilliant affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31271112)



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
Author: flushed slap-happy native pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#31271113)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
Author: spruce outnumbered field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32123005)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: spruce outnumbered field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32955923)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: Maize razzle-dazzle azn temple

still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956038)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: confused silver coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#32956444)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: sexy candlestick maker trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232299)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring maniacal center preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232302)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Snowy Abnormal Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232446)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: bronze federal ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232456)



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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Wonderful up-to-no-good stage

Still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34232674)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: bronze federal ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669273)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: bearded aphrodisiac people who are hurt bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669191)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: Opaque Flirting Church Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669194)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Bistre resort shitlib

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: bronze federal ratface

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Bistre resort shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669532)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: bronze federal ratface

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Grizzly Step-uncle's House Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#34669580)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: bateful domesticated wrinkle whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099217)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: adventurous frum fanboi jew

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099373)



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: Racy principal's office cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#42099399)



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: spruce outnumbered field volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#45085318)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ferguson



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#49168449)



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: autoadmit poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2Elisa#49168452)