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Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/09/14 ... Canary scourge upon the earth   10/09/14 Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist... Painfully honest hilarious private investor church building   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ... Painfully honest hilarious private investor church building   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) Amethyst Rigpig Area   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin... Slap-happy honey-headed theatre brethren   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 And 10/10 xo women Dark bipolar alpha   10/10/14 Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 Titcr Occam's razor bro Dark bipolar alpha   10/09/14 It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 ... insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home   10/11/14 you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ... lime crusty indian lodge   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m... lime crusty indian lodge   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 ... Bearded burgundy spot   10/09/14 ... lime crusty indian lodge   10/09/14 message back "well, at least one of us is hard." 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Dark bipolar alpha   10/09/14 (no fun guy) turquoise unholy abode affirmative action   10/09/14 ... Lake roast beef brunch   06/05/18 (Guy who needs to STFU) dun passionate business firm   10/09/14 Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/09/14 UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/09/14 LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant... flesh laughsome prole   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 ... dun passionate business firm   10/09/14 ... Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 ... filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/09/14 oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? Arousing ocher newt school   10/09/14 brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up... 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Erotic Razzmatazz Stage   10/11/21 The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/09/14 Easy neg, just say she's your sister. ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/09/14 Post a pic of sis seedy comical wagecucks   10/09/14 fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/09/14 nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi... Arousing ocher newt school   10/09/14 yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/09/14 MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. Floppy center   10/09/14 "MUCH more likely" tyft lascivious snowy lodge   10/11/14 well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ... Arousing ocher newt school   10/09/14 nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on... lascivious snowy lodge   10/11/14 box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not... Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse   10/09/14 underrated suggestion exhilarant lay legal warrant   10/11/14 selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre... maize pit place of business   10/09/14 This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. Bateful Circlehead   10/09/14 There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too... lime crusty indian lodge   10/09/14 DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA... flesh laughsome prole   10/09/14 i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that... lime crusty indian lodge   10/09/14 ... 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Canary scourge upon the earth   10/10/14 You need to fuck her right in the pussy. sick pozpig location   10/09/14 Loling hard Floppy center   10/09/14 Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home   10/11/14 can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding... stubborn point   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 there's prime real estate for sale further up. maize pit place of business   10/09/14 UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/09/14 backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz sick pozpig location   10/09/14 fuckk me grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/09/14 you have to fuck her now, it's done sick pozpig location   10/09/14 i know u IRL beta spectacular regret   10/09/14 god's work, friend OP- dem titties lime crusty indian lodge   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her gaped wild forum   10/09/14 *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! dun passionate business firm   10/09/14 WTF NOOOOOO Dead Big-titted Twinkling Uncleanness Institution   10/10/14 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again unhinged dragon idiot   10/10/14 fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home   10/11/14 Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/09/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/09/14 multiple lols from reading this thread violet territorial lettuce   10/09/14 discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ... beta spectacular regret   10/09/14 ... beta spectacular regret   10/10/14 ... Amethyst Rigpig Area   10/09/14 i could see it sick pozpig location   10/09/14 SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP Electric partner   10/09/14 BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/09/14 ... Canary scourge upon the earth   10/09/14 *ZOZO Khaki sanctuary   06/27/16 ... vibrant depressive   10/09/14 OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. lime crusty indian lodge   10/09/14 The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive Sooty massive genital piercing shrine   10/10/14 gunna need to see that pic again talented claret space sweet tailpipe   10/10/14 WTF? Buff Toaster   10/10/14 UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/10/14 listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ... Buff Toaster   10/10/14 ... sick pozpig location   10/10/14 120 costumed senate generalized bond   10/10/14 post the pic again unhinged dragon idiot   10/10/14 ... Floppy center   10/10/14 Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin... offensive legend reading party   10/10/14 ... lime crusty indian lodge   10/10/14 Do it for yourself, do it for each other. Dark bipolar alpha   10/10/14 Cr. 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Canary scourge upon the earth   10/10/14 she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she... gaped wild forum   10/10/14 she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him... useless orange market indirect expression   10/10/14 ... Canary scourge upon the earth   10/10/14 why would u go to jail bro Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/10/14 even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. Supple Deep Mother   10/10/14 She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,... ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/10/14 wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/10/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/10/14 ... 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Homeless would be proud of this poast seedy comical wagecucks   10/11/14 180 this thread is delivering. Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen   10/11/14 I BELIEVE Mustard slippery rehab stain   10/11/14 describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i... beta spectacular regret   10/11/14 plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home   10/11/14 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin... Dark bipolar alpha   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL Floppy center   10/11/14 FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY excitant bonkers plaza   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 lol 180 filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand... Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat   10/11/14 (NOT a Lannister fan) offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... Heady awkward candlestick maker telephone   10/11/14 poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity Dark bipolar alpha   10/11/14 please delete. Let him write the story. fuchsia theater stage   10/11/14 lol at people ITT believing the OP well done Abnormal station voyeur   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 never claimed to be a flame scholar Abnormal station voyeur   10/11/14 uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 mind-boggling maniacal azn   10/11/14 this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla... Puce Boyish Hell Old Irish Cottage   10/11/14 (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation... Dark bipolar alpha   10/11/14 (evan39) costumed senate generalized bond   10/11/14 you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X... gaped wild forum   10/11/14 it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa... 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Garnet heaven organic girlfriend   10/11/14 180 Razzle-dazzle maroon jewess gaming laptop   10/11/14 if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir... exhilarant lay legal warrant   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ... pontificating public bath   10/11/14 ... Garnet heaven organic girlfriend   10/11/14 (Really gullible person) Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 On the other hand....YOLO! Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat   10/11/14 counterpoint: they should do it Garnet heaven organic girlfriend   10/11/14 fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou... exhilarant lay legal warrant   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year... Floppy center   10/11/14 ... Dark bipolar alpha   10/11/14 there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ... costumed senate generalized bond   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid... beta spectacular regret   10/11/14 lol know-it-all big death wish quadroon   10/11/14 underrated Arousing ocher newt school   10/11/14 ... Salmon tank   10/12/14 ... Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters Tan selfie   10/11/14 So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... Floppy center   10/11/14 hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi... Tan selfie   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight Tan selfie   10/11/14 ... Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 lol fragrant metal whorehouse coldplay fan   10/11/14 If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology vibrant depressive   10/11/14 Can I please have my dildo back? flickering bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... Sticky coral preventive strike keepsake machete   10/11/14 180 Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen   10/11/14 180 mind-boggling maniacal azn   10/11/14 180 filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 ... lascivious snowy lodge   10/11/14 This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu... lavender trip school cafeteria   10/11/14 ... Titillating Parlor   10/11/14 that was a good thread filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. bespoke garrison   10/12/14 UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/11/14 Nicely slow-played, OP. Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat   10/11/14 ... sick pozpig location   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 180 Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen   10/11/14 OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni... Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ... Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat   10/11/14 I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f... Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse   10/11/14 Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d... Violent magical crackhouse mood   10/11/14 Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 u sir are the stockton to OP's malone Dark bipolar alpha   10/11/14 ... seedy comical wagecucks   10/11/14 I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 ... Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 Go on... Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 ... Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse   10/11/14 Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight seedy comical wagecucks   10/11/14 "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai... Gold curious queen of the night   10/11/14 ... seedy comical wagecucks   10/11/14 Brother, it was like you were actually there. offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com... Violent magical crackhouse mood   10/11/14 Yessir. Gold curious queen of the night   10/11/14 Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don... beta spectacular regret   10/11/14 ... exciting wine casino patrolman   10/11/14 ... Canary scourge upon the earth   10/11/14 Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. Ivory liquid oxygen office   10/12/14 ... Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 ... Salmon tank   10/12/14 ... Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 lol incestmos Startled Irradiated Shitlib Hospital   10/11/14 Greatest flame thread in XO history? lascivious snowy lodge   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people Violent magical crackhouse mood   10/11/14 Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h... filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 JFC, that was a great thread Bearded burgundy spot   10/27/14 op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? mind-boggling maniacal azn   10/11/14 ... balding wrinkle   10/11/14 How has no one reposted the pic Poppy striped hyena pervert   10/11/14 ... balding wrinkle   10/11/14 Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 ... sick pozpig location   10/11/14 Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 God fucking dammit translucent locale doctorate   10/11/14 What the fuck - it's doobs!! White concupiscible base trump supporter   10/11/14 anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo... Startled Irradiated Shitlib Hospital   10/11/14 UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/11/14 cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa... filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap... Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse   10/11/14 Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to... Dark bipolar alpha   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... Lilac Sound Barrier Trailer Park   10/11/14 Get help Doobs/Box juggernaut church   10/11/14 more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this.... Transparent nudist athletic conference university   10/11/14 motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust... Transparent nudist athletic conference university   10/11/14 UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/11/14 in on epic thread Opaque Masturbator Internal Respiration   10/11/14 ... unhinged dragon idiot   10/11/14 ... Canary scourge upon the earth   10/11/14 Oh my seedy comical wagecucks   10/11/14 omg Plum Black Woman Stead   10/11/14 ... swollen clown   10/11/14 delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ... filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 seriously. the man has a family, after all. Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat   10/11/14 BAW GAWD seedy comical wagecucks   10/11/14 ... Canary scourge upon the earth   10/11/14 Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 What the fuck is going on ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/11/14 there's to be a fuck going on alright Plum Black Woman Stead   10/11/14 WHAT IN THE 180 hyperactive double fault   10/11/14 GOOD LUCK, BROTHER rusted naked potus   10/11/14 what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone... useless orange market indirect expression   10/11/14 Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a... Opaque Masturbator Internal Respiration   10/11/14 By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th... slimy   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin... Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal   10/11/14 ... Tan selfie   10/11/14 Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... Black ladyboy   10/12/14 thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. Glittery spruce principal's office   10/11/14 i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there... sinister   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... lascivious snowy lodge   10/11/14 ungh so hard now. Cerebral home party of the first part   10/11/14 wtf chad   10/11/14 Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI... saffron sex offender   10/11/14 bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ... Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal   10/11/14 Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait... saffron sex offender   10/11/14 Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'... flickering bawdyhouse   10/11/14 ... filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 iwanttobelieve.jpg filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_... useless orange market indirect expression   10/11/14 Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin... Violent magical crackhouse mood   10/11/14 was the Lucio moniker doobs? chartreuse razzle sandwich goal in life   10/11/14 That's what I thought Violent magical crackhouse mood   10/11/14 what lucio moniker? wat poast? Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal   10/11/14 I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ... hyperactive double fault   10/11/14 Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. Violent magical crackhouse mood   10/11/14 ... filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac... Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse   10/11/14 Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G... hyperactive double fault   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/11/14 Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so... flickering bawdyhouse   10/11/14 Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 ... filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/11/14 You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof... glassy   10/11/14 CRIMINALLY underrated poast hideous embarrassed to the bone   11/21/15 ... Gold curious queen of the night   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 gtfo insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ... fluffy boiling water   10/11/14 Holy shit White concupiscible base trump supporter   10/11/14 ? flesh laughsome prole   10/11/14 ... overrated famous landscape painting   10/11/14 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ... Frum   10/11/14 i think it is :( costumed senate generalized bond   10/11/14 If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ... Frum   10/11/14 good self deprecation Plum Black Woman Stead   10/11/14 ... overrated famous landscape painting   10/11/14 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU learning disabled half-breed   10/11/14 lol filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter   10/12/14 180, this is a goat thread lascivious snowy lodge   10/12/14 180 french   10/12/14 update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/11/14 120 odious jet-lagged gaping   10/11/14 Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ... seedy comical wagecucks   10/11/14 Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li... lascivious snowy lodge   10/11/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/11/14 what song is playing? lascivious snowy lodge   10/11/14 Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u Dark bipolar alpha   10/11/14 dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick... corn cake   10/12/14 ... Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor   10/12/14 being too drunk is going to ruin this violet territorial lettuce   10/12/14 u need to fuck ur sister u owe us Garnet heaven organic girlfriend   10/12/14 ... Transparent nudist athletic conference university   12/06/14 ... Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor   10/12/14 shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her... Tantric jew   10/12/14 Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht... Ungodly cuckoldry   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 Holy shit holy shit grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/12/14 Well!? translucent locale doctorate   10/12/14 ... Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor   10/12/14 plz respond Garnet heaven organic girlfriend   10/12/14 I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the... Aquamarine deranged gay wizard dilemma   10/12/14 just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. exciting wine casino patrolman   10/12/14 Well? Glittery spruce principal's office   10/12/14 It is the clutch situation of the season. ... Sapphire   10/12/14 what's it gonna be boy flesh laughsome prole   10/12/14 180000000 Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen   10/12/14 ?? Buff Toaster   10/12/14 ??? ! ??? Canary scourge upon the earth   10/12/14 Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th... Self-centered charcoal main people   10/12/14 Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as... ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 K, ty. ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/12/14 Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 Double post, sorry. ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/12/14 My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 ...this is getting dark insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home   10/12/14 right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given... flesh laughsome prole   10/12/14 As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 ... seedy comical wagecucks   10/12/14 ... slimy   10/12/14 She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d... Gold curious queen of the night   10/12/14 please proceed. tyia fuchsia theater stage   10/12/14 Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ... violet territorial lettuce   10/12/14 yeah, and after everyone warned him!! exhilarant lay legal warrant   10/12/14 she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 costumed senate generalized bond   10/12/14 please continue Salmon tank   10/12/14 "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think... Garnet heaven organic girlfriend   10/12/14 "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th... Gold curious queen of the night   10/12/14 I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro roommate   10/12/14 (Lannister Fan) offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/12/14 go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg... gaped wild forum   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 link for research poirposes? Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/12/14 UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'... Bisexual   10/12/14 (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/12/14 (guy taking his flame way too seriously) Bisexual   10/12/14 sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/12/14 WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! clear self-absorbed skinny woman box office   10/12/14 I don't know what to think anymore roommate   10/12/14 ty beta spectacular regret   10/12/14 Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th... roommate   10/12/14 To get the deets on the Columbus day thing Bisexual   10/12/14 And scene. lascivious snowy lodge   10/12/14 nigger beta spectacular regret   10/12/14 Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. lascivious snowy lodge   10/12/14 This post is NON-CANNON lascivious snowy lodge   10/12/14 It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened Bisexual   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 ... Abnormal station voyeur   10/12/14 ... lascivious snowy lodge   10/12/14 Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 ... Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal   10/12/14 real update, plz? exhilarant lay legal warrant   10/12/14 Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ... Godawful   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 Post 600! offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 you guys realize this is all flame, right? bearded hateful fanboi   10/12/14 they wall want to fuck their sisters tho chad   10/12/14 You don't? cowardly cumskin   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung... grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/12/14 ... Gold curious queen of the night   10/12/14 wtf Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/12/14 youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu... Tan selfie   10/12/14 need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/12/14 that stupid shit screamed tbf to me Tan selfie   10/12/14 ... corn cake   10/12/14 cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica... Shimmering Marvelous Set   10/12/14 also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so... Tan selfie   10/12/14 Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like... hyperactive double fault   10/12/14 sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ... Tan selfie   10/12/14 def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere Shimmering Marvelous Set   10/12/14 this ending isn't very satisfying gaped wild forum   10/12/14 cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o... sick pozpig location   10/12/14 it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and... Galvanic ebony dog poop   10/12/14 ... bespoke garrison   10/12/14 gross man thats ur sister maize pit place of business   10/12/14 did u fuck or not beta spectacular regret   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/12/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/12/14 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa... glassy   10/12/14 OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to... sinister   10/12/14 The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th... Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat   10/12/14 Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti... roommate   10/12/14 ... hideous embarrassed to the bone   11/21/15 ... al sapienza   10/06/25 I like it. Good luck brother. lascivious snowy lodge   10/12/14 You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl... vibrant depressive   10/12/14 This is a great guess. Canary scourge upon the earth   10/13/14 180, ty. ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles   10/12/14 brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for... Anal   10/12/14 180 Well-lubricated   10/08/16 This conclusion has aged surprisingly well national security agency   10/31/16 ... hideous embarrassed to the bone   10/09/18 Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m... Autistic topaz feces   10/11/21 i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a... Azure   10/12/14 "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world... Titillating Parlor   10/12/14 Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or... hyperactive double fault   10/12/14 love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t... Galvanic ebony dog poop   10/12/14 titc analysis red coffee pot   10/18/14 ... hideous embarrassed to the bone   10/09/18 well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ... Glittery spruce principal's office   10/12/14 A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de... insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home   10/13/14 OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns... Black ladyboy   10/13/14 Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ... flickering bawdyhouse   10/13/14 ? Black ladyboy   10/13/14 ... offensive legend reading party   10/27/14 ... roommate   12/06/14 The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho... Dark bipolar alpha   12/06/14 no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T... useless orange market indirect expression   12/06/14 ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   04/07/15 ... Titillating Parlor   04/11/15 http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz... thirsty   04/22/15 ... Buff Toaster   05/17/15 ... Free-loading persian   06/04/15 Not flame. Dark bipolar alpha   08/18/15 update? Scarlet   10/06/15 ... Chestnut   10/11/15 How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? roommate   10/11/15 ... Plum Black Woman Stead   10/12/15 Columbus day bump. sienna philosopher-king   10/12/15 bump flesh laughsome prole   11/21/15 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! vengeful laser beams   11/25/15 ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   12/24/15 Much better sistr thrras Chest-beating incel ticket booth   12/27/15 ... Free-loading persian   03/10/16 the beginning of the degenerate era apoplectic   03/10/16 ... Lake roast beef brunch   03/28/16 ... Beady-eyed Shivering Corner Digit Ratio   06/27/16 PotY 2014 arrogant messiness   06/27/16 ... Black ladyboy   08/21/16 ... Sepia Electric Furnace   08/22/16 god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   08/22/16 ... Vermilion goyim   09/13/16 fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck Sexy pocket flask   09/13/16 I;ve been here too long. very tactful halford   09/13/16 this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa... Sexy pocket flask   09/13/16 reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit... Vermilion goyim   09/13/16 ... Bearded burgundy spot   09/13/16 so who was the author, TBF? Vermilion goyim   09/13/16 Game of "" cocky turdskin   09/13/16 i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? Vermilion goyim   09/13/16 ... friendly grandma   09/13/16 the author is definitely tbtp Sepia Electric Furnace   09/13/16 ... Chestnut   10/08/16 The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve... disturbing address mad cow disease   10/08/16 did they have a midget sibling, too? Galvanic ebony dog poop   10/31/16 :-) Jet round eye   10/08/16 still GOAT POTUS thread Chest-beating incel ticket booth   10/31/16 The POTUS of XODUS Jet round eye   10/31/16 you never know what could happen on that golden day that the... drunken useless brakes   10/31/16 ... hideous embarrassed to the bone   10/09/18 ... bespoke garrison   11/21/16 ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   01/10/17 ... Bronze   02/04/17 ... bespoke garrison   02/04/17 ... Jet round eye   02/04/17 Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen hairy legs   02/04/17 ... Jet round eye   02/04/17 ... Jet round eye   02/04/17 ... drunken useless brakes   02/05/17 ... Jet round eye   02/08/17 ... giraffe   06/28/17 ... Henna boltzmann factory reset button   08/24/17 San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In... Bat Shit Crazy Foreskin   09/01/17 how has this not been bumped yet today Brindle Alcoholic   10/09/17 I can never remember the title keywords ty hairy legs   10/09/17 Columbus Day BUMP Startled Irradiated Shitlib Hospital   10/09/17 There should be a Christmas episode of this story. orchid gunner   12/18/17 ... onyx outnumbered therapy   01/06/18 Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much Effete olive pistol   01/06/18 ... friendly grandma   02/06/18 ... silver confused knife   06/12/18 pre-columbus day bump drunken useless brakes   10/06/18 4 year bump Bat Shit Crazy Foreskin   10/09/18 Happy Columbus Day! tripping frisky new version   10/09/18 ... Crawly yapping gas station hunting ground   10/17/18 ... yellow ape   05/19/19 ... federal locus dingle berry   05/19/19 ... hyperactive double fault   10/14/19 ... Chest-beating incel ticket booth   05/05/20 ... immigrant cuck   06/28/20 ... cerise windowlicker   06/29/20 ... hyperactive double fault   07/10/20 ... flirting purple boistinker   10/10/20 Happy early Columbus Day to you too out-of-control   10/10/20 where are we on this? startling degenerate   10/10/20 TITCR sable antidepressant drug rigor   02/17/21 ... tripping frisky new version   10/08/21 ... Magenta up-to-no-good headpube faggotry   02/17/21 ... hyperactive double fault   10/11/21 So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu... Erotic Razzmatazz Stage   10/11/21 The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi... internet-worthy   10/11/21 Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum... internet-worthy   10/11/21 ... tripping frisky new version   10/07/22 ... flatulent yarmulke blood rage   12/02/21 ... Obsidian   10/07/22 fuck we missed Columbus Day aqua psychic   10/07/22 Man this makes me feel old Sexy pocket flask   10/07/22 Happy Columbus Day! Dysfunction Puppy   10/10/22 ... flatulent yarmulke blood rage   10/10/22 One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ... flatulent yarmulke blood rage   11/23/22 ... Lilac Sound Barrier Trailer Park   05/06/23 ... Ruddy   05/06/23 Time flies stock car   05/06/23 This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's... sienna philosopher-king   05/06/23 ... Obsidian   10/09/23 best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ... aqua psychic   10/09/23 ... goy orbison   10/06/25 My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis... citrine   10/09/23 ... drunken useless brakes   10/10/23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI cordovan bbw   10/20/23 ... drunken useless brakes   10/20/23 ... Jet round eye   10/20/23 DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME Blue Rough-skinned Deer Antler   10/20/23 ... flatulent yarmulke blood rage   10/20/23 ... tripping frisky new version   10/20/23 ... Chrome nowag   10/13/24 I was thinking about this thread earlier today haunting   10/13/24 I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/ grizzly hissy fit water buffalo   10/13/24 good work, i remember this thread Lilac Sound Barrier Trailer Park   10/13/24 Almost that time of year again ⛵️ al sapienza   10/06/25 Poast new message in this thread Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too" Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485946) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485970) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485977) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: mind-boggling maniacal azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485983) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485985) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: Pea-brained Volcanic Crater Milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485989) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: shaky associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486001) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: hairraiser people who are hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486010) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs. Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid. But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message. conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486020) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486040) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: mind-boggling maniacal azn HOW much younger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486042) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo 11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486075) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486140) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486149) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486163) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Appetizing parlour Ever catch a glimpse of her naked? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486145) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM Author: zippy fishy theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486154) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488523) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM Author: shaky associate send her a dick pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486043) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: zippy fishy theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486047) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter she's flaming u back u autistic wizard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486452) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488686) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM Author: disturbing address mad cow disease fuck her, and society, right in the ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586932) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Appetizing parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486077) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486352) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM Author: Motley Orchestra Pit Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486654) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487209) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Buff Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487269) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487676) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM Author: charismatic rambunctious nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488168) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: lascivious snowy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491512) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: dashing pearl codepig site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491577) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: red coffee pot laughing so hard at this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544107) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM Author: beta spectacular regret what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586902) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM Author: goy orbison https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330090) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM Author: Rose insecure mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44515648) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597183) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM Author: gaped wild forum Depends. How attractive is she? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485987) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM Author: stirring dopamine not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498484) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM Author: sick pozpig location ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498488) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: stirring dopamine imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498511) Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM Author: Contagious Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26596047) Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM Author: Pearly mischievous stage bump for columbus day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910132) Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM Author: bespoke garrison At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29451893) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM Author: Chocolate idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548874) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: adulterous elastic band lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26485991) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM Author: odious jet-lagged gaping Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486011) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486029) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: mind-boggling maniacal azn brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486045) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487216) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490057) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks He speaks for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486218) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM Author: Painfully honest hilarious private investor church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487077) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Appetizing parlour Sounds like Festivus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486074) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM Author: Splenetic diverse property Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486417) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"? EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486168) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486174) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486184) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM Author: Bistre Stimulating Hominid Weed Whacker lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486177) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486194) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486465) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: Infuriating Aggressive Police Squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487207) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Slap-happy honey-headed theatre brethren could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486217) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM Author: cowardly cumskin Shrewd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486267) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486292) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM Author: Bistre Stimulating Hominid Weed Whacker Twist: She already sent him the lick message. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486312) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486470) Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Vivacious house-broken kitty cat state 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486222) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM Author: Crawly yapping gas station hunting ground 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486327) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486350) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: Motley Orchestra Pit Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486359) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486374) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486406) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486648) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486859) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: mind-boggling maniacal azn "my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486868) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486882) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM Author: Slap-happy honey-headed theatre brethren seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486513) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486657) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486517) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486480) Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM Author: sick pozpig location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486572) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Rebellious Flushed Resort Jap No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486829) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM Author: soul-stirring underhanded pisswyrm wildly underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489396) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: Light Wonderful French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870990) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM Author: flirting purple boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084605) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM Author: useless orange market indirect expression You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486670) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM Author: beta spectacular regret describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486699) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM Author: beta spectacular regret i have no recollection of posting in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586916) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: mentally impaired menage love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768001) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: sick pozpig location OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486811) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM Author: Aquamarine deranged gay wizard dilemma ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489124) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: sick pozpig location it's a serious issue bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489133) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM Author: unhinged dragon idiot (xo 2014) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486824) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: Galvanic ebony dog poop or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486869) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Cerebral home party of the first part a damning indictment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500280) Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM Author: 180 carmine range crotch 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26486887) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM Author: Amethyst Rigpig Area if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487106) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: sick pozpig location cr. swiping overrides biology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487109) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487131) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489327) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM Author: Painfully honest hilarious private investor church building Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487115) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487130) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Painfully honest hilarious private investor church building Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder. Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her. Now, what don't you get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487163) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487266) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: Amethyst Rigpig Area 1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487243) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487272) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487283) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Slap-happy honey-headed theatre brethren honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487406) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487705) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha And 10/10 xo women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492431) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now... ...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487120) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha Titcr Occam's razor bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487127) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: offensive legend reading party It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487139) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497517) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487137) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487145) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487167) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487204) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487226) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487257) Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM Author: Adventurous hot tattoo message back "well, at least one of us is hard." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487147) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city. At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not". This is getting awkward as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487321) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487332) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: sick pozpig location 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487334) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM Author: Buff Toaster lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487379) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487397) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: translucent locale doctorate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487709) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Floppy center This is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487762) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Amethyst Rigpig Area 180 billion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487767) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter well. fucking. played. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488450) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: violet territorial lettuce very well executed, flame or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488987) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489326) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM Author: Pink filthpig 180 this is great (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495347) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Motley Orchestra Pit Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496354) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: multi-colored karate The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487322) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Greedy national yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487359) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha Stfu we need this, badly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487419) Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: turquoise unholy abode affirmative action (no fun guy) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487680) Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM Author: Lake roast beef brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36187371) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM Author: dun passionate business firm (Guy who needs to STFU) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489501) Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26487417) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about. http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488015) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM Author: flesh laughsome prole LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488047) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488378) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: dun passionate business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489504) Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597194) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488455) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Arousing ocher newt school oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488091) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Lilac Sound Barrier Trailer Park brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488133) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM Author: beta spectacular regret u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488149) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Floppy center I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488157) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM Author: dun passionate business firm titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489507) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Floppy center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488151) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth why is she nervous? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488159) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488269) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: Motley Orchestra Pit Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496366) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge EDM sluts too YNY.. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488395) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: Tan selfie this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488741) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM Author: Galvanic ebony dog poop get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492507) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM Author: Erotic Razzmatazz Stage Looks like a double date to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254482) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488201) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles Easy neg, just say she's your sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488274) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Post a pic of sis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488282) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489387) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Arousing ocher newt school nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489395) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489665) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: offensive legend reading party MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange. She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth. Easily the most rational explanation. What exactly are you driving at, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Floppy center I like this theory. Keep the dream alive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge "MUCH more likely" tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499062) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Arousing ocher newt school well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489861) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499058) Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM Author: Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488250) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant underrated suggestion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497893) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM Author: maize pit place of business selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488370) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: Bateful Circlehead This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488383) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM Author: offensive legend reading party There is some next level shit happening here. In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488392) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488399) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM Author: flesh laughsome prole DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488412) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488426) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM Author: Slap-happy honey-headed theatre brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491274) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488475) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: dun passionate business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489555) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha I've literally never been more excited in my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488502) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488552) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM Author: Black ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502997) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM Author: costumed senate generalized bond 1800000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488541) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM Author: sick pozpig location I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488557) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend life is hard as shit they should fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488570) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles I really like this as just a general motto. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488580) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495578) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: sick pozpig location You need to fuck her right in the pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488701) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM Author: Floppy center Loling hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489838) Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping. I make no apologies, either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488712) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497523) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: stubborn point can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488747) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488761) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: maize pit place of business there's prime real estate for sale further up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488837) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488806) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: sick pozpig location backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488817) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo fuckk me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488825) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: sick pozpig location you have to fuck her now, it's done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488831) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: beta spectacular regret i know u IRL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488979) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge god's work, friend OP- dem titties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488988) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489114) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM Author: gaped wild forum unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489149) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: dun passionate business firm *unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489565) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM Author: Dead Big-titted Twinkling Uncleanness Institution WTF NOOOOOO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491508) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: unhinged dragon idiot fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491543) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497524) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26488822) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489289) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: violet territorial lettuce multiple lols from reading this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489033) Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM Author: beta spectacular regret discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489069) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: beta spectacular regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490008) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM Author: Amethyst Rigpig Area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489185) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: sick pozpig location i could see it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489211) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM Author: Electric partner SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489544) Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489295) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489569) Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Khaki sanctuary *ZOZO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804700) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM Author: vibrant depressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489820) Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489831) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Sooty massive genital piercing shrine The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26489991) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM Author: talented claret space sweet tailpipe gunna need to see that pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26490004) Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM Author: Buff Toaster WTF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491121) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT. Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491617) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM Author: Buff Toaster listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491646) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM Author: sick pozpig location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491657) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: costumed senate generalized bond 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491648) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM Author: unhinged dragon idiot post the pic again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491664) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM Author: Floppy center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494388) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: offensive legend reading party Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness. Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies You've come this far... See where it goes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26491732) Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM Author: lime crusty indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492491) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha Do it for yourself, do it for each other. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492767) Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26492831) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: offensive legend reading party TY, brother. That was deep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493192) Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493438) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494371) Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM Author: bright geriatric multi-billionaire 180 thread have a great weekend bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26493421) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell. When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?" I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?" "Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie. I sort of shrugged and died inside. So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494278) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: Galvanic ebony dog poop your mom knows and she is very proud (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494284) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Bistre Stimulating Hominid Weed Whacker This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie. *dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl. Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494509) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM Author: excitant bonkers plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498370) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: aphrodisiac den so rong, so rite (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500303) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM Author: sick pozpig location give in to nature, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494285) Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494318) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Floppy center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494397) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM Author: impressive sickened chapel take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494432) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: sick pozpig location work out first, then skip the shower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494435) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494438) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: Floppy center Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494507) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494587) Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM Author: Peach marketing idea What's for dinner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494485) Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Jack off in the shampoo bottle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26494861) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM Author: useless orange market indirect expression Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495321) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: chartreuse razzle sandwich goal in life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495335) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM Author: Glittery spruce principal's office Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495337) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth This can be their Columbus Day thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495592) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: gaped wild forum she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495341) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: useless orange market indirect expression she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495430) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495589) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth why would u go to jail bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495433) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM Author: Supple Deep Mother even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495456) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though, this is credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495448) Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495512) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496843) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495568) Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26495591) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: aphrodisiac den it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages http://imgur.com/4NSihYS Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496289) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal *poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496310) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: walnut cracking native Thank you for making a sad old man laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497849) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant. Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc http://imgur.com/JssgoKC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496312) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: gaped wild forum omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496318) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM Author: Startled Irradiated Shitlib Hospital wtfffff, this cannot be real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496320) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM Author: Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor HAHAHAHAHA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496328) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM Author: vibrant depressive Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496345) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM Author: sick pozpig location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496352) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496359) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM Author: exciting wine casino patrolman this isn't box but otherwise cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496400) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500279) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: red coffee pot honored but this isn't my work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544177) Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM Author: federal locus dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#44262399) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: White concupiscible base trump supporter I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496368) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM Author: twinkling library oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496370) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496834) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597571) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: clear self-absorbed skinny woman box office agreed, best thread of 2014 already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496380) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496387) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: gaped wild forum Creampie pics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496393) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496836) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: clear self-absorbed skinny woman box office Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496389) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: beta spectacular regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496396) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496403) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496405) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498779) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM Author: Rebellious Flushed Resort Jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224039) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM Author: offensive legend reading party ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496820) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM Author: excitant bonkers plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498388) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500288) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500336) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot *Claps while holding onto pants with one hand* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597573) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM Author: Splenetic diverse property lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497644) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: silver confused knife amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498221) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Floppy center Holy shit, can't stop LOLing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498308) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498537) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: Slap-happy honey-headed theatre brethren (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498899) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500285) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot OH GOD, OH- (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597570) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Set OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA" http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2 So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt. But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496417) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: White concupiscible base trump supporter Not the point you turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496425) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM Author: Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor FUCKING DOOBS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496428) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496433) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM Author: offensive legend reading party Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496829) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: twinkling library did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money. now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously? don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496456) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM Author: exciting wine casino patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496469) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM Author: Histrionic Copper Field 180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496578) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM Author: Vivacious house-broken kitty cat state long overdue 180 to this one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156643) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496823) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496830) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496986) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: Transparent nudist athletic conference university fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch imgur that shit now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496941) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: racy personal credit line house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496946) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26496980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM Author: vigorous alcoholic stag film plz poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497016) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: racy personal credit line house must need fap soon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497019) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497528) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: offensive legend reading party Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted. This is his sister, after all. Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497569) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497579) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant somebody pls respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497908) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Floppy center For the love of god (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498321) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498565) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter lol the loving detail that went into this description, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499449) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant you're a good dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499554) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff. But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically. And no Im not Box. I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine. What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it. My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497431) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM Author: seedy comical wagecucks good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497438) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen 180 this thread is delivering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497439) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM Author: Mustard slippery rehab stain I BELIEVE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497503) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM Author: beta spectacular regret describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497516) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497530) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Dark bipolar alpha 1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497534) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497552) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Floppy center THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498331) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM Author: excitant bonkers plaza FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498430) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498913) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter lol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499453) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497540) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (NOT a Lannister fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497553) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM Author: Heady awkward candlestick maker telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497700) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM Author: Dark bipolar alpha poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497582) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM Author: fuchsia theater stage please delete. Let him write the story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497622) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM Author: Abnormal station voyeur lol at people ITT believing the OP well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497593) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497728) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM Author: Abnormal station voyeur never claimed to be a flame scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497740) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: mind-boggling maniacal azn uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497597) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM Author: Puce Boyish Hell Old Irish Cottage this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497652) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM Author: Dark bipolar alpha (bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497663) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: costumed senate generalized bond (evan39) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497667) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: gaped wild forum you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497671) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM Author: Puce Boyish Hell Old Irish Cottage it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497713) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: jade haunted graveyard temple http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497668) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM Author: fuchsia theater stage keeping it real (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497677) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497688) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM Author: Abusive hall son of senegal cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497706) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM Author: Indigo Step-uncle's House Macaca Amen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498325) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM Author: Light Wonderful French Chef lol cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498476) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499065) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499460) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500290) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597591) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant i can't see how this could end badly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497721) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497726) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend it's fucking awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497737) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497757) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: gaped wild forum " who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts" you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level. stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497797) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different. i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497811) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: gaped wild forum what makes you an expert on consensual incest? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497837) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497845) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497858) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle maroon jewess gaming laptop 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497907) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497915) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497941) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: pontificating public bath Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498248) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498525) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (Really gullible person) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497839) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat On the other hand....YOLO! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497848) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend counterpoint: they should do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497854) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497860) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497946) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Floppy center We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498400) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498967) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM Author: costumed senate generalized bond there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497745) Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26497936) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: beta spectacular regret i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her. the baby? ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498296) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM Author: know-it-all big death wish quadroon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498311) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Arousing ocher newt school underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499834) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM Author: Salmon tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503001) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597595) Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM Author: Tan selfie itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498397) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM Author: offensive legend reading party So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498496) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: Floppy center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498509) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM Author: Tan selfie hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498716) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498807) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM Author: Tan selfie been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499051) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597598) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: fragrant metal whorehouse coldplay fan lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498543) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM Author: vibrant depressive If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498514) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM Author: flickering bawdyhouse Can I please have my dildo back? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498540) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM Author: Sticky coral preventive strike keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498578) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498661) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: mind-boggling maniacal azn 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498671) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499459) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500671) Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM Author: lavender trip school cafeteria This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498688) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM Author: Titillating Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498802) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter that was a good thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499461) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM Author: bespoke garrison This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502266) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow. My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!" She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch. "Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me. I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc. She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit. And she ran off upstairs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498881) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat Nicely slow-played, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498888) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM Author: sick pozpig location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498900) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498934) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498939) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit? Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498993) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499009) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499025) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: offensive legend reading party I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499041) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM Author: Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499133) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: Violent magical crackhouse mood Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?" Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498943) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking. Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue. Me: ironclad logic You: not understanding teen girls (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498954) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha u sir are the stockton to OP's malone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498964) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498972) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: offensive legend reading party I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499028) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499030) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597618) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498980) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM Author: offensive legend reading party This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499002) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499021) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499033) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot Go on... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597620) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM Author: Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498987) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26498944) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: Gold curious queen of the night "So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet. "Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging. "Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty. "Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced. "Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time." "Yeah." The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499013) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499040) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Brother, it was like you were actually there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499061) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM Author: Violent magical crackhouse mood gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499103) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: Gold curious queen of the night Yessir. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499123) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: beta spectacular regret Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had* Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world Sister: Best Christmas EVER. **background music begins** "The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499158) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM Author: exciting wine casino patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500183) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500296) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM Author: Ivory liquid oxygen office Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502147) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597630) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM Author: Salmon tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503083) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597624) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499038) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499047) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM Author: Startled Irradiated Shitlib Hospital lol incestmos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499073) Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge Greatest flame thread in XO history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499082) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499094) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499121) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499150) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499114) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM Author: Violent magical crackhouse mood TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499146) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499170) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499473) Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot JFC, that was a great thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597635) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: mind-boggling maniacal azn op, does scott and his sister still live in your town? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499153) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM Author:  balding wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499393) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM Author: Poppy striped hyena pervert How has no one reposted the pic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499378) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM Author:  balding wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499404) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499411) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM Author: sick pozpig location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499415) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499423) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM Author: translucent locale doctorate God fucking dammit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499439) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM Author: White concupiscible base trump supporter What the fuck - it's doobs!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499422) Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM Author: Startled Irradiated Shitlib Hospital anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499445) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors. My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier. If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499458) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499480) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM Author: Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499488) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked). We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499497) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499509) Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: Lilac Sound Barrier Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499515) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM Author:  juggernaut church Get help Doobs/Box (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499894) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM Author: Transparent nudist athletic conference university more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499911) Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM Author: Transparent nudist athletic conference university motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26499897) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP http://imgur.com/v85MYKO Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500210) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author:  Opaque Masturbator Internal Respiration in on epic thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500256) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM Author: unhinged dragon idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500258) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500271) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Oh my (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500272) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM Author: Plum Black Woman Stead omg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500274) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: swollen clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500282) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500286) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat seriously. the man has a family, after all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500313) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks BAW GAWD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500378) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500420) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500609) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles What the fuck is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500304) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM Author: Plum Black Woman Stead there's to be a fuck going on alright (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500340) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM Author:  hyperactive double fault WHAT IN THE 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500367) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM Author: rusted naked potus GOOD LUCK, BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500369) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM Author: useless orange market indirect expression what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500432) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author:  Opaque Masturbator Internal Respiration Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500638) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM Author:  slimy By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500443) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500460) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author: Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500477) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM Author: Tan selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500548) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500598) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM Author: Black ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503043) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: Glittery spruce principal's office thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500552) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: sinister i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500606) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500620) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500691) Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM Author: Cerebral home party of the first part ungh so hard now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500287) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM Author:  chad wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500475) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: saffron sex offender Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500535) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM Author: Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500542) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM Author: saffron sex offender Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500560) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM Author: flickering bawdyhouse Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500590) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500635) Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500601) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter iwanttobelieve.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500637) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: useless orange market indirect expression http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500655) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: Violent magical crackhouse mood Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker? This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500653) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM Author: chartreuse razzle sandwich goal in life was the Lucio moniker doobs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500659) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM Author: Violent magical crackhouse mood That's what I thought (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500677) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM Author: Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal what lucio moniker? wat poast? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500874) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM Author:  hyperactive double fault I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500694) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: Violent magical crackhouse mood Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500720) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500722) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM Author: Mauve Aromatic Meetinghouse The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros: "If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500802) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM Author:  hyperactive double fault Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2 http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2 http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500836) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500847) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501437) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM Author: flickering bawdyhouse Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500896) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500907) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500922) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM Author: glassy You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501023) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone CRIMINALLY underrated poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224020) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: Gold curious queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500908) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500914) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home gtfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502766) Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26500917) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author:  fluffy boiling water To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501046) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM Author: White concupiscible base trump supporter Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501100) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM Author: flesh laughsome prole ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501127) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author:  overrated famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501247) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM Author: Frum 180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501111) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: costumed senate generalized bond i think it is :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501118) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Frum If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501123) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Plum Black Woman Stead good self deprecation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501122) Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM Author:  overrated famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501244) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author:  learning disabled half-breed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501459) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: filthy tanning salon faggot firefighter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501784) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM Author: lascivious snowy lodge 180, this is a goat thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501804) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM Author: french 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503168) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501346) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM Author: odious jet-lagged gaping 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501357) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: seedy comical wagecucks Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501398) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501409) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501390) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge what song is playing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501406) Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501461) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM Author:  corn cake dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501751) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM Author: Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501825) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM Author: violet territorial lettuce being too drunk is going to ruin this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501781) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend u need to fuck ur sister u owe us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26501808) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM Author: Transparent nudist athletic conference university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26871037) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM Author: Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502005) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM Author: Tantric jew shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502007) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM Author: Ungodly cuckoldry Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502013) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502136) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo Holy shit holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502038) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM Author: translucent locale doctorate Well!? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502044) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM Author: Provocative cruise ship fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502073) Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend plz respond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502103) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM Author: Aquamarine deranged gay wizard dilemma I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502109) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM Author: exciting wine casino patrolman just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502154) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM Author: Glittery spruce principal's office Well? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502278) Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author: Sapphire It is the clutch situation of the season. They say The Jet's lost a step or two, but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here. The Jet's got a suicide lead and-- And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it! - He's stealing home! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502290) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: flesh laughsome prole what's it gonna be boy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502482) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM Author: Zombie-like Cuckold Kitchen 180000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502314) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: Buff Toaster ?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502410) Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth ??? ! ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502560) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM Author: offensive legend reading party Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED Give him some time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502780) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM Author: Self-centered charcoal main people more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502818) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502860) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502869) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles K, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502872) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM Author: offensive legend reading party Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502874) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles Double post, sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502895) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember. I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly. After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different." There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel." She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502885) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502889) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502913) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home ...this is getting dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502891) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM Author: flesh laughsome prole right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503424) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM Author: offensive legend reading party As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502892) Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM Author: seedy comical wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502900) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM Author:  slimy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502973) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: Gold curious queen of the night She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you". HOLY SHIT. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26502982) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM Author: fuchsia theater stage please proceed. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503006) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM Author: violet territorial lettuce Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503048) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant yeah, and after everyone warned him!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503061) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM Author: costumed senate generalized bond she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503059) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM Author: Salmon tank please continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503097) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM Author: Garnet heaven organic girlfriend "I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay." pretty sure that's rape bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503240) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM Author: Gold curious queen of the night "I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace." TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503578) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM Author:  roommate I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503004) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (Lannister Fan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503024) Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503027) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: gaped wild forum go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503206) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503209) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth link for research poirposes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503213) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM Author: Bisexual UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503105) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo (guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) fuck off if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503109) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author: Bisexual (guy taking his flame way too seriously) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503123) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503129) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: clear self-absorbed skinny woman box office WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503270) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM Author:  roommate I don't know what to think anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503126) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM Author: beta spectacular regret ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503133) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM Author:  roommate Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503116) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: Bisexual To get the deets on the Columbus day thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503132) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge And scene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503117) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM Author: beta spectacular regret nigger (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503131) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge Wait, you're not OP? Dick move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503138) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge This post is NON-CANNON (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503141) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: Bisexual It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503148) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503185) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM Author: Abnormal station voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503203) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503266) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503160) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM Author: Thriller Cream Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503537) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: exhilarant lay legal warrant real update, plz? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503170) Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM Author: Godawful Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503323) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503473) Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM Author: offensive legend reading party Post 600! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503478) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM Author: bearded hateful fanboi you guys realize this is all flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503875) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM Author:  chad they wall want to fuck their sisters tho (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503879) Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM Author: cowardly cumskin You don't? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26503892) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504317) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: grizzly hissy fit water buffalo FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta. And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car. She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her. I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at. So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight. I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days. We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves. At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me. The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach. I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake. But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him. So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world." Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on. http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504154) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM Author: Gold curious queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504162) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504166) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Tan selfie youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504180) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504182) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM Author: Tan selfie that stupid shit screamed tbf to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504184) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author:  corn cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504265) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Set cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504204) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM Author: Tan selfie also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504210) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author:  hyperactive double fault Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504215) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Tan selfie sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504218) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM Author: Shimmering Marvelous Set def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504216) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM Author: gaped wild forum this ending isn't very satisfying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504189) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM Author: sick pozpig location cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504201) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM Author: Galvanic ebony dog poop it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames. it reminded me of this: It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504269) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM Author: bespoke garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504300) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM Author: maize pit place of business gross man thats ur sister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504212) Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM Author: beta spectacular regret did u fuck or not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504256) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504312) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth 180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504325) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504336) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM Author: glassy 120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504346) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM Author: sinister OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504398) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM Author: Swashbuckling fighting international law enforcement agency toilet seat The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504436) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM Author:  roommate Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due. A true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504579) Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29224043) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM Author: al sapienza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330102) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM Author: lascivious snowy lodge I like it. Good luck brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504689) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM Author: vibrant depressive You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505288) Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM Author: Canary scourge upon the earth This is a great guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26512423) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: ultramarine cruel-hearted piazza fat ankles 180, ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505357) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM Author: Anal brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505500) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM Author: Well-lubricated 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586951) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM Author:  national security agency This conclusion has aged surprisingly well (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767945) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990661) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM Author: Autistic topaz feces Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254552) Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: Azure i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love. if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net. the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504444) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM Author: Titillating Parlor "A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504594) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM Author:  hyperactive double fault Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504668) Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM Author: Galvanic ebony dog poop love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26504683) Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM Author: red coffee pot titc analysis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26544302) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990680) Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Glittery spruce principal's office well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26505321) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: insanely creepy cheese-eating nursing home A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507722) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM Author: Black ladyboy OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507734) Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM Author: flickering bawdyhouse Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26507746) Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM Author: Black ladyboy ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26508482) Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM Author: offensive legend reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26597580) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM Author:  roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870960) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM Author: Dark bipolar alpha The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870979) Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM Author: useless orange market indirect expression no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#26870989) Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27637414) Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM Author: Titillating Parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27669956) Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM Author:  thirsty http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27737048) Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM Author: Buff Toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#27910458) Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM Author: Free-loading persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28043046) Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM Author: Dark bipolar alpha Not flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28575862) Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM Author: Scarlet update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28910271) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM Author: Chestnut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945152) Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM Author:  roommate How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28945193) Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM Author: Plum Black Woman Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28951145) Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM Author:  sienna philosopher-king Columbus day bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#28952263) Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM Author: flesh laughsome prole bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29223927) Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM Author: vengeful laser beams HAPPY THANKSGIVING! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29251784) Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29447209) Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth Much better sistr thrras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#29460236) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM Author: Free-loading persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027707) Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM Author: apoplectic the beginning of the degenerate era (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30027721) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM Author: Lake roast beef brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30156360) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM Author: Beady-eyed Shivering Corner Digit Ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804651) Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM Author: arrogant messiness PotY 2014 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#30804670) Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM Author: Black ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31238170) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM Author: Sepia Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240080) Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31240111) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Vermilion goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398074) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Sexy pocket flask fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398080) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: very tactful halford I;ve been here too long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398112) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Sexy pocket flask this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398118) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: Vermilion goyim reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398121) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: Bearded burgundy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398922) Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM Author: Vermilion goyim so who was the author, TBF? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398132) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM Author: cocky turdskin Game of "" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398927) Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM Author: Vermilion goyim i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31398967) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM Author:  friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401436) Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM Author: Sepia Electric Furnace the author is definitely tbtp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31401520) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM Author: Chestnut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586812) Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM Author: disturbing address mad cow disease The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31586925) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM Author: Galvanic ebony dog poop did they have a midget sibling, too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767975) Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM Author: Jet round eye :-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31591197) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth still GOAT POTUS thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31767987) Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM Author: Jet round eye The POTUS of XODUS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31768006) Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM Author:  drunken useless brakes you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31771970) Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM Author: hideous embarrassed to the bone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36990701) Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM Author: bespoke garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#31961309) Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32343499) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: Bronze (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545952) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM Author: bespoke garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545957) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM Author: Jet round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32545995) Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM Author:  hairy legs Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546004) Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM Author: Jet round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32546783) Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM Author: Jet round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32547714) Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM Author:  drunken useless brakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32548870) Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Jet round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#32573656) Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM Author:  giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#33664076) Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM Author: Henna boltzmann factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34062570) Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Foreskin San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34116947) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM Author: Brindle Alcoholic how has this not been bumped yet today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401929) Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM Author:  hairy legs I can never remember the title keywords ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34401973) Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM Author: Startled Irradiated Shitlib Hospital Columbus Day BUMP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34404981) Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM Author:  orchid gunner There should be a Christmas episode of this story. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#34949769) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM Author: onyx outnumbered therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093674) Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM Author: Effete olive pistol Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35093676) Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM Author:  friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#35338428) Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM Author: silver confused knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36233122) Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM Author:  drunken useless brakes pre-columbus day bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36976356) Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Foreskin 4 year bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989761) Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM Author: tripping frisky new version Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#36989822) Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM Author: Crawly yapping gas station hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#37046584) Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM Author: yellow ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38256413) Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM Author: federal locus dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38257003) Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM Author:  hyperactive double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#38974406) Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM Author: Chest-beating incel ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40152879) Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM Author:  immigrant cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40510638) Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: cerise windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40518112) Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM Author:  hyperactive double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#40582879) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM Author: flirting purple boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084600) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM Author:  out-of-control Happy early Columbus Day to you too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084634) Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM Author: startling degenerate where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41084602) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM Author: sable antidepressant drug rigor TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963692) Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM Author: tripping frisky new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43244384) Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM Author: Magenta up-to-no-good headpube faggotry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#41963677) Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM Author:  hyperactive double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254123) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM Author: Erotic Razzmatazz Stage So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254567) Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM Author:  internet-worthy The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254662) Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM Author:  internet-worthy Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43254899) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: tripping frisky new version (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297237) Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM Author: flatulent yarmulke blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#43544409) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  Obsidian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297068) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM Author:  aqua psychic fuck we missed Columbus Day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297072) Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM Author: Sexy pocket flask Man this makes me feel old (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45297247) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM Author:  Dysfunction Puppy Happy Columbus Day! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309119) Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM Author: flatulent yarmulke blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45309181) Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM Author: flatulent yarmulke blood rage One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#45536449) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM Author: Lilac Sound Barrier Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276193) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM Author: Ruddy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276167) Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM Author:  stock car Time flies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276172) Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM Author:  sienna philosopher-king This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46276492) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM Author:  Obsidian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905907) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM Author:  aqua psychic best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#46905917) Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM Author: goy orbison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Elisa#49330100) Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM Author: citrine My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it. 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