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If Lincoln were giving Gettysburg Address today, it'd sound like

"Thank you, veterans, Governor Everett, distinguished g...
supple slap-happy nursing home
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Offensive National Security Agency
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Sounds like Undercover Boss lol
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Yellow Blood Rage Electric Furnace
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This should have like ten thousand blank bumps
cyan lay affirmative action
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180
Exciting at-the-ready milk
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supple slap-happy nursing home
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alcoholic know-it-all stain
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Cringing hard
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Aromatic location
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supple slap-happy nursing home
  01/30/18
Please stand
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Kink-friendly boiling water
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slimy church
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Risten
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fatty nigger
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Actually: Four score and seven years ago our fathers brou...
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Date: January 20th, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: supple slap-happy nursing home

"Thank you, veterans, Governor Everett, distinguished guests. First I would like to recognize a very special person, Caleb Owens is here with us today, Caleb's father fought at Gettysburg for the proud 24th regiment from Ohio, I know we have some of them in the audience ... Thank you. Caleb -- even at the young age of 12 -- he saw there was a problem and wanted to do something about it, and he collected blankets with his classmates and sent them to the veterans home. Thank you, Caleb. He recognized that small acts can have a big impact, which is why today I am announcing the creation of the Gettysburg Promise Fund, which will leverage private sector and non-profit externships for students in 4th to 8th grades, enabling them to get hands on experience and spark more ideas and more service. Thank you. ..."

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Date: January 20th, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Offensive National Security Agency



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Date: January 20th, 2015 5:50 PM
Author: Hyperventilating orchid persian

Sounds like Undercover Boss lol

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Date: January 12th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Yellow Blood Rage Electric Furnace



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Date: January 12th, 2016 9:17 AM
Author: cyan lay affirmative action

This should have like ten thousand blank bumps

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Date: January 12th, 2016 9:17 AM
Author: Exciting at-the-ready milk

180

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Date: January 12th, 2016 9:24 AM
Author: supple slap-happy nursing home



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Date: January 12th, 2016 9:32 AM
Author: alcoholic know-it-all stain



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Date: January 12th, 2016 9:33 PM
Author: slate disgusting cuckoldry

Cringing hard

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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Aromatic location



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: supple slap-happy nursing home



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Date: January 30th, 2018 10:36 PM
Author: razzle pungent liquid oxygen

Please stand

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Date: February 5th, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boiling water



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Date: February 5th, 2019 10:56 PM
Author: slimy church



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Risten



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"

Actually:

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal, but in doing so, brutally and unfairly stole this land from the Susquehannock and Iroquois tribes and therefore we will begin this address by acknowledging that their sovereignty was never ceded after unjust removal. I encourage your own research on tribal removal, tribal sovereignty and the history of this land.



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



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