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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: avocado vibrant address internal respiration

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645333)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Violent Doobsian Roommate Goyim

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645403)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: territorial ivory public bath



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser Beta Crackhouse



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
Author: Harsh emerald shrine



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Floppy fanboi university



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Impertinent Hunting Ground



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Bright ratface



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Bright ratface

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: chocolate main people point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Bright ratface

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645965)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Floppy fanboi university

lol

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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: chocolate main people point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:15 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: kink-friendly lodge

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: insecure black church

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
Author: Underhanded fear-inspiring cruise ship

P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: chocolate main people point



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
Author: Apoplectic talented hall

*shudders*

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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Aromatic drab multi-billionaire mood



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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: flushed business firm

GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
Author: slate principal's office

(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:06 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: purple fragrant station wrinkle



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: up-to-no-good contagious dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: Tantric azn gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Lake Sanctuary Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chad mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: glassy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Bright ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: Aromatic drab multi-billionaire mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Violent Doobsian Roommate Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: At-the-ready Market Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Laughsome coldplay fan

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: diverse drunken partner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser Beta Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling chad mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Pontificating Space Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Navy boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chad mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: Brass cracking juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: scarlet hyperactive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chad mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Flickering Tan Headpube Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Passionate Chartreuse Turdskin Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chad mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: territorial ivory public bath

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chad mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz medicated state

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: territorial ivory public bath

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Translucent Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Harsh emerald shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: Fighting shivering center cumskin

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Naked idea he suggested queen of the night

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Lemon haunting sandwich

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Flickering Tan Headpube Office

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Exciting box office

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Topaz Kitty Cat Newt

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Floppy fanboi university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Motley obsidian heaven

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: chocolate main people point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: dashing bat-shit-crazy marketing idea

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Disturbing bistre goal in life

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Primrose Flirting Round Eye

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Lascivious athletic conference

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Bright ratface

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: bronze dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz medicated state

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: saffron free-loading sound barrier gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Zippy Library Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Tantric azn gaping

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: stimulating gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: overrated temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: diverse drunken partner forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Out-of-control Piazza Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: Mind-boggling chad mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: bronze dog poop

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: bronze dog poop

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: pink keepsake machete hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Opaque stag film

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Primrose Flirting Round Eye

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: bronze dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Impertinent Hunting Ground

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Elite vivacious property

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: ungodly galvanic lay ceo

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Iridescent Windowlicker Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: clear laser beams

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Impertinent Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: Harsh emerald shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Primrose Flirting Round Eye

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: clear laser beams

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: bisexual patrolman theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: territorial ivory public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: Odious bipolar voyeur spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: adventurous party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: bateful abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: scarlet hyperactive generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: cerise liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Irate Racy Philosopher-king

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: bisexual patrolman theatre

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: Harsh emerald shrine

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: bisexual patrolman theatre

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Floppy fanboi university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: salmon arrogant field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring sienna whorehouse

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: clear laser beams

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Bright ratface

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: clear laser beams

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Electric massive corn cake

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: slate principal's office

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Spectacular Filthpig

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: pink keepsake machete hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: mewling locale rigpig

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: mewling locale rigpig

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Zippy Library Brethren

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: concupiscible burgundy codepig private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Orchid pervert old irish cottage

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Orchid pervert old irish cottage

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Carnelian Unholy Gaming Laptop Indian Lodge

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Elite vivacious property

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Flickering Tan Headpube Office



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property

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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: stimulating gas station



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: citrine irradiated masturbator dysfunction



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: diverse drunken partner forum



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: ultramarine awkward site mother

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: pink keepsake machete hospital

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: peach curious place of business

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: marvelous useless location

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: peach curious place of business

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Amethyst multi-colored institution rigor

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Spectacular Filthpig



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Elite vivacious property

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: insecure black church

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Amethyst multi-colored institution rigor

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Comical wine native degenerate



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: bronze dog poop



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: chocolate main people point



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: exhilarant pisswyrm

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Bossy sable school cafeteria

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Disgusting roast beef



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Elite vivacious property



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Heady maize kitchen jewess



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Self-centered Macaca Quadroon



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: well-lubricated parlour depressive

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Motley obsidian heaven



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Self-centered Macaca Quadroon



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: diverse drunken partner forum

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: trip tank

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Heady maize kitchen jewess



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Violent Doobsian Roommate Goyim



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: diverse drunken partner forum



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: diverse drunken partner forum



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Know-it-all violent national security agency

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: diverse drunken partner forum



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: chrome federal son of senegal

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Mint candlestick maker

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: Buff misanthropic volcanic crater



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Vigorous gay boiling water skinny woman



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Know-it-all violent national security agency



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: saffron free-loading sound barrier gay wizard



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: bateful abode

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: Indigo blood rage



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Know-it-all violent national security agency



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: self-absorbed swashbuckling nursing home

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Narrow-minded den



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: Out-of-control Piazza Yarmulke

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: ultramarine awkward site mother

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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Aquamarine Trump Supporter School

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: cerebral pit

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Know-it-all violent national security agency



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed hot water buffalo



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Author: Twinkling corner telephone

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Navy boltzmann

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2Elisa#45778737)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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