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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Swashbuckling skinny woman It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: nighttime chapel feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: azure histrionic place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: poppy stock car did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Electric Fuchsia Temple Patrolman "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: bright submissive hairy legs (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: fantasy-prone claret meetinghouse "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: self-absorbed mildly autistic brunch partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: vivacious masturbator depressive (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Swashbuckling skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: lime lodge who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Swashbuckling skinny woman Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: lime lodge whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Swashbuckling skinny woman CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Aggressive headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: mustard disturbing business firm ratface 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: titillating jade trailer park legal warrant "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Aggressive headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Insanely creepy wine institution hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2Elisa#49335487) |