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*sucks air through teeth as St Peter reads out post count *

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Abusive Menage
  10/22/15
Rofl
Ultramarine ape
  10/22/15
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vermilion office tank
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Soul-stirring red striped hyena
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carmine roast beef
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Stimulating native
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dull vivacious heaven quadroon
  10/22/15
lol
glittery chapel reading party
  10/22/15
*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of rel...
Garnet 180 candlestick maker
  10/22/15
St Peter: "And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym...
sinister space mental disorder
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Razzle-dazzle legend
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carmine roast beef
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Abusive Menage
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Odious mentally impaired plaza becky
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silver nighttime parlour wrinkle
  07/17/22
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exciting zombie-like deer antler
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Racy Sanctuary Mad-dog Skullcap
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pearly concupiscible roommate
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french gay wizard shrine
  10/22/15
"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and fo...
Brindle magical market
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sinister space mental disorder
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180 to you
french gay wizard shrine
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lol
Shaky alpha
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Razzle-dazzle legend
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mewling bat-shit-crazy temple
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carmine roast beef
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salmon embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen hell
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startled sound barrier cruise ship
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Odious mentally impaired plaza becky
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Amber University
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Federal provocative dopamine
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Federal provocative dopamine
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ivory marvelous home cuck
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Brindle magical market
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vermilion office tank
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Brindle magical market
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Lol
Low-t trip trailer park
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Brindle magical market
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Brindle magical market
  12/18/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeDYrTVQ2cE
duck-like scarlet forum
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Stimulating native
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Brindle magical market
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Dashing Indian Lodge
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nudist house
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mewling bat-shit-crazy temple
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"...and forty two." You sigh, relieved. &quo...
Abusive Menage
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Peach balding den rigor
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Snowy old irish cottage
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Carnelian Bbw Boiling Water
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Federal provocative dopamine
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exciting zombie-like deer antler
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exciting zombie-like deer antler
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:47 AM
Author: Abusive Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29019760)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:48 AM
Author: Ultramarine ape

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29019763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:50 AM
Author: vermilion office tank



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 2:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring red striped hyena



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: carmine roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020192)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Stimulating native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020501)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: dull vivacious heaven quadroon



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: glittery chapel reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020506)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:08 AM
Author: Garnet 180 candlestick maker

*glances over St. Peter's shoulders, let's out a sigh of relief to see Jesus and Yann PUMPING iron and letting nebbish STIM twinks have it with HEAVENLY ropes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020507)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: sinister space mental disorder

St Peter:

"And from 1984 to 2058, you went to the gym or otherwise exercised 5,531 times, and

*flips page*

5,525 of them were fully clothed."

*looks at you with raised eyebrows*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020553)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29023625)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: carmine roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29024335)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Abusive Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#30016901)



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: Odious mentally impaired plaza becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#39098217)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:36 AM
Author: silver nighttime parlour wrinkle



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Date: May 1st, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: exciting zombie-like deer antler



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Racy Sanctuary Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020537)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:17 AM
Author: pearly concupiscible roommate



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:19 AM
Author: french gay wizard shrine



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: Brindle magical market

"I only see ninety-seven thousand, eight hundred and forty-two posts here," St. Peter frowns.

You begin to sweat. "One hundred thousand was just an estimate," you stammer. "Regardless, what I meant to indicate was that I was part of the Work of the Greatbort which paved the way to rebuilding the world after the Event and showed us the path to the stars."

St. Peter half-nods, half-shakes his head. "But the rest of your time was spent on - am I reading this correctly - 'due diligence' and 'midget pornography'? Both of those activities were banned after the Event as being clear Contributors, were they not?"

He is remarkably well-informed on mundane affairs, you think to yourself. "If it helps," you mumble, "I wasn't very good at the due diligence."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020550)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: sinister space mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020555)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: french gay wizard shrine

180 to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020556)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Shaky alpha

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29020559)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle legend



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 7:39 PM
Author: mewling bat-shit-crazy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29024178)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: carmine roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29024337)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: salmon embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29405164)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: startled sound barrier cruise ship



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:46 PM
Author: Odious mentally impaired plaza becky



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Amber University



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Date: August 4th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Federal provocative dopamine



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:55 AM
Author: Federal provocative dopamine



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 9:48 AM
Author: ivory marvelous home cuck



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: Brindle magical market



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 6:21 PM
Author: vermilion office tank



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:02 PM
Author: Brindle magical market



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Low-t trip trailer park

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#29028605)



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Date: October 27th, 2015 2:17 PM
Author: Brindle magical market



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Brindle magical market



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: duck-like scarlet forum

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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Stimulating native



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Brindle magical market



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:13 AM
Author: Dashing Indian Lodge



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:19 AM
Author: nudist house



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:20 AM
Author: mewling bat-shit-crazy temple

"...and finally we have this blank bump 10 minutes before the motorvvehicle accident."

"That would be all."

"I haven't done any of your other monikers yet..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#30016885)



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Date: March 9th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Abusive Menage

"...and forty two."

You sigh, relieved.

"Well, that's not so bad, is it?"

You straighten your halo and make a start for the gates.

St. Peter unfurls another scroll

"Now, onto your second moniker."

Seinfield slap bass plays.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#30016898)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: diverse rehab toaster



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Date: April 30th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: Peach balding den rigor



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:35 PM
Author: Snowy old irish cottage



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Date: November 10th, 2019 5:45 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone business firm

“Your poasting history is... checkered,” St. Peter opines.

“I understand you poast from Heaven, so I’m sure you can see my contributions brought joy to others,” you say with hope.

“Yes, I poasted on the business board as St. Peter, but on the law board I poast as a average man... Peterman.”

*gulps air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3023915&forum_id=2Elisa#39098206)



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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:16 PM
Author: Carnelian Bbw Boiling Water



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:54 AM
Author: Federal provocative dopamine

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Date: January 4th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: exciting zombie-like deer antler



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Date: July 17th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: exciting zombie-like deer antler



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 4:08 PM
Author: exciting zombie-like deer antler



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Date: March 4th, 2026 4:35 AM
Author: exciting zombie-like deer antler



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Date: June 8th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: COCKazn (✅🍑)



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