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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
curious halford
  01/26/16
jesus no...
Stirring Deer Antler
  10/24/16
...
Anal parlour azn
  01/03/17
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big ticket booth philosopher-king
  02/20/18
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Comical thirsty wagecucks abode
  06/03/19
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curious halford
  10/14/20
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Disturbing dingle berry
  01/25/16
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Concupiscible gas station gaping
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker
  01/25/16
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Exciting Jap
  01/25/16
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costumed slap-happy round eye center
  01/25/16
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mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker
  01/25/16
...
Exciting Jap
  01/25/16
...
low-t school cafeteria
  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/25/16
...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
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razzmatazz unholy useless brakes locale
  01/25/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
...
vermilion generalized bond pozpig
  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
Purple passionate really tough guy antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
...
histrionic plum french chef
  01/25/16
...
appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
translucent property gunner
  01/26/16
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vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
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bearded bonkers range skinny woman
  11/27/16
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at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  06/13/17
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Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  12/19/17
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heady ruby parlor
  01/24/18
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Vengeful Patrolman Athletic Conference
  06/10/24
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Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/26/16
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hilarious arousing space boiling water
  10/24/16
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Anal parlour azn
  11/27/16
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at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/23/17
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dead federal institution wrinkle
  03/15/17
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at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  04/20/17
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at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  02/20/18
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at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  05/24/18
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Demanding quadroon puppy
  09/26/21
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Rose principal's office
  03/12/22
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Vengeful Patrolman Athletic Conference
  05/15/22
...
Vengeful Patrolman Athletic Conference
  05/04/24
ruthless.
tripping mad cow disease brethren
  01/25/16
Brutal
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
...
ruddy station
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
Cerise school
  01/25/16
toxic
abnormal black electric furnace internal respiration
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
180 goyim fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Concupiscible gas station gaping
  01/25/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
...
Aqua main people
  01/25/16
damnit
copper trailer park place of business
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
jfc
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/25/16
Cr edit
mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker
  01/25/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/25/16
Cr
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
hm
excitant peach twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
wait
blathering hospital
  01/25/16
...
Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
tan affirmative action
  01/25/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
180 goyim fortuitous meteor
  01/25/16
...
Racy crimson boltzmann
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
tripping mad cow disease brethren
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
tripping mad cow disease brethren
  01/25/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/25/16
...
Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  01/25/16
...
charismatic very tactful university headpube
  01/25/16
...
copper trailer park place of business
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Aqua main people
  01/25/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
rebellious cumskin
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
impertinent theater stage
  01/25/16
...
contagious snowy theatre keepsake machete
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
titillating stubborn circlehead
  01/25/16
...
Cerise school
  01/25/16
...
vermilion generalized bond pozpig
  01/25/16
damn
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
...
Iridescent talented candlestick maker
  01/25/16
...
Light indecent coldplay fan orchestra pit
  01/25/16
O LORD
hateful razzle-dazzle toaster
  01/25/16
jfc
Vivacious mexican community account
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Filthy Forum Macaca
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
histrionic plum french chef
  01/25/16
...
mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker
  01/25/16
Lmao
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
...
maize exhilarant telephone
  01/25/16
...
Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent talented candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  02/15/16
...
chocolate codepig
  07/08/17
...
aphrodisiac bespoke trust fund heaven
  07/08/17
...
coral vibrant field milk
  07/08/17
...
heady ruby parlor
  10/27/17
...
burgundy organic girlfriend hunting ground
  12/26/17
...
heady ruby parlor
  05/24/18
...
heady ruby parlor
  03/16/20
...
floppy cobalt whorehouse
  02/18/22
...
swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
Purple passionate really tough guy antidepressant drug
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
copper trailer park place of business
  01/25/16
ouch
violent native
  01/26/16
poison
Irradiated Site
  01/26/16
...
Hairraiser big-titted half-breed stag film
  01/26/16
180
appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Stimulating Church Building
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
scarlet garrison
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
pontificating gold queen of the night plaza
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Angry Swollen Associate
  09/27/16
...
swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator
  12/26/17
...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  08/12/19
180
curious halford
  01/26/16
...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
Indigo Brunch Sandwich
  01/27/16
...
Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  01/27/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
lascivious chad tattoo
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
lascivious chad tattoo
  02/02/16
...
cordovan ratface cruise ship
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Salmon beady-eyed potus
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
rusted kink-friendly lay
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
boyish fuchsia area newt
  02/24/16
18000000
Confused Idiot Temple
  03/04/16
165
pink dashing ape ladyboy
  03/04/16
...
Maroon narrow-minded theater
  05/19/16
chilling
Wonderful flirting national dysfunction
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
Unhinged adventurous hall depressive
  12/17/16
Good lord.
Cheese-eating faggot firefighter
  01/03/17
oh my.
Marvelous coiffed shrine
  01/23/17
toxic
Razzle market selfie
  03/13/17
...
dead federal institution wrinkle
  03/15/17
...
charismatic very tactful university headpube
  04/02/17
...
Soul-stirring karate
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
outnumbered chartreuse church
  07/08/17
...
Electric base
  10/27/17
mother of god
aphrodisiac bespoke trust fund heaven
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
Wild senate
  10/27/17
JFC
odious menage weed whacker
  10/27/17
...
Nofapping stage
  12/26/17
...
spectacular therapy clown
  12/26/17
ouch
laughsome topaz chapel
  02/20/18
...
Slate legend house
  02/20/18
...
Pearl aromatic sanctuary turdskin
  01/16/19
...
flesh lodge
  08/09/19
...
Demanding quadroon puppy
  09/26/21
beautiful perfect post. also hauntingly archaic because t...
Fighting fragrant sneaky criminal
  07/28/25
...
Medicated embarrassed to the bone locus roast beef
  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
bistre indirect expression
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
Bateful personal credit line
  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
vermilion generalized bond pozpig
  01/25/16
...
histrionic plum french chef
  01/25/16
...
Flickering nighttime pistol
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
toxic
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
internet-worthy stead friendly grandma
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
rebellious cumskin
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
rebellious cumskin
  01/25/16
TY bro
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
...
histrionic plum french chef
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
glittery blood rage
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
ruddy station
  10/27/17
...
Diverse Stain
  10/27/17
...
heady ruby parlor
  05/24/18
...
Marvelous coiffed shrine
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Shivering Citrine Pit
  10/27/17
credited advice
laughsome topaz chapel
  05/24/18
even more toxic
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
Haunting Liquid Oxygen Rigpig
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
i lol'd
mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
rebellious cumskin
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
lol
crusty windowlicker jewess
  06/01/17
...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
...
swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Filthy Forum Macaca
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Filthy Forum Macaca
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Filthy Forum Macaca
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Filthy Forum Macaca
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Filthy Forum Macaca
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
Lmao
Violet multi-billionaire
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
heady ruby parlor
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
heady ruby parlor
  01/25/16
lmao true
scarlet garrison
  01/25/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
...
swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator
  12/26/17
Haha
fluffy hell juggernaut
  03/19/20
...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
...
Aqua main people
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
glittery blood rage
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Zippy underhanded piazza degenerate
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
misunderstood multi-colored address
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
heady ruby parlor
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Shivering Citrine Pit
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Angry Swollen Associate
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
slimy crackhouse party of the first part
  06/03/19
oh no
pontificating gold queen of the night plaza
  08/08/19
LOL
domesticated naked death wish
  03/16/20
JFC
Marvelous coiffed shrine
  03/19/20
Update?
floppy cobalt whorehouse
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
Cocky gaming laptop crotch
  01/25/16
...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/25/16
...
Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  05/19/16
...
tan affirmative action
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Puce library
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Aqua main people
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Puce library
  01/26/16
Cr
Aqua main people
  01/26/16
...
Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/26/16
...
Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
Puce library
  01/26/16
...
bistre indirect expression
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
irate casino
  01/26/16
...
irate casino
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Disturbing dingle berry
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
chocolate codepig
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
cracking point incel
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent talented candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
cracking point incel
  01/26/16
Lmfao
heady ruby parlor
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Disturbing dingle berry
  01/26/16
...
Azure seedy mood business firm
  01/16/19
...
fluffy hell juggernaut
  03/16/20
...
curious halford
  01/26/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent talented candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  03/28/16
...
flesh lodge
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
cream motley box office double fault
  01/26/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
internet-worthy stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
curious halford
  01/26/16
...
Stirring Deer Antler
  10/24/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Talking bawdyhouse
  04/04/16
...
dead federal institution wrinkle
  03/15/17
*applause*
Galvanic tanning salon goal in life
  10/27/17
...
Demanding quadroon puppy
  09/26/21
...
lfo
  07/16/26
...
Shivering Citrine Pit
  01/26/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Puce library
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
heady ruby parlor
  01/26/16
...
Puce library
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
Puce library
  01/26/16
...
Aqua main people
  01/26/16
...
rebellious cumskin
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
Describe
Puce library
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Puce library
  01/26/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
...
rebellious cumskin
  01/26/16
Please be flame
heady ruby parlor
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Electric base
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
Fuck
Electric base
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
tan affirmative action
  01/26/16
cq's!
scarlet garrison
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous coiffed shrine
  03/19/20
...
dead federal institution wrinkle
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Cerebral balding kitty set
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
internet-worthy stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
except for your autism
bistre indirect expression
  01/26/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/26/16
...
laughsome topaz chapel
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
internet-worthy stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
rebellious cumskin
  01/26/16
...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
LOL fair
internet-worthy stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
cracking point incel
  01/26/16
...
Iridescent talented candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
Onyx bull headed striped hyena
  01/23/17
...
dead federal institution wrinkle
  03/15/17
...
chocolate codepig
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Puce library
  01/26/16
underrated
Stirring Deer Antler
  01/26/16
...
Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  02/15/16
...
Anal parlour azn
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
factory reset button meetinghouse
  01/26/16
...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
jfc
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/26/16
...
cuckold
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
cracking point incel
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
do u love it
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
...
mauve corner mad-dog skullcap
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
cracking point incel
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
cracking point incel
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
...
navy indian lodge becky
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
Mahogany Spot
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
copper trailer park place of business
  01/26/16
...
Electric base
  01/26/16
...
curious halford
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
rebellious cumskin
  01/26/16
...
tan affirmative action
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Iridescent talented candlestick maker
  01/26/16
JFC
lavender office hairy legs
  01/26/16
180
Brindle Yarmulke
  01/26/16
...
violent haunted graveyard den
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Electric base
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
...
Mahogany Spot
  01/26/16
...
Mahogany Spot
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
bearded thriller state
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
180 twist
heady ruby parlor
  01/26/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
THIS
mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage
  01/26/16
...
magenta location digit ratio
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
low-t school cafeteria
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
supple rehab regret
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
low-t school cafeteria
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
scarlet garrison
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
internet-worthy stead friendly grandma
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
supple rehab regret
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
scarlet garrison
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Milky mediation home
  01/26/16
fucking damn
copper trailer park place of business
  01/26/16
...
vermilion generalized bond pozpig
  01/26/16
180
sooty resort persian
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
histrionic plum french chef
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
heady ruby parlor
  01/27/16
...
tan affirmative action
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
lascivious chad tattoo
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
Mint toilet seat
  05/19/16
repost please
histrionic plum french chef
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
bearded thriller state
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
Mint toilet seat
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
navy indian lodge becky
  01/26/16
tyft brother
mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage
  01/26/16
...
blathering hospital
  01/26/16
...
Provocative Kitchen
  01/27/16
180.
Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  01/27/16
...
magenta location digit ratio
  01/29/16
...
Unhinged adventurous hall depressive
  01/31/16
...
blathering hospital
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
dog poop idea he suggested
  02/02/16
brave
heady ruby parlor
  02/03/16
...
floppy cobalt whorehouse
  02/22/16
...
blathering hospital
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
shaky national security agency
  02/22/16
...
histrionic plum french chef
  03/08/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  09/27/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  03/04/16
...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  04/04/16
...
charismatic very tactful university headpube
  04/04/16
cr
cracking point incel
  04/20/16
...
floppy cobalt whorehouse
  05/11/16
...
blathering hospital
  05/11/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  06/17/16
...
Fiercely-loyal Nowag
  09/27/16
...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  10/21/16
mods please delete
tan affirmative action
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
scarlet garrison
  10/24/16
...
heady ruby parlor
  10/24/16
i really like it here
Mint toilet seat
  10/24/16
...
Unhinged adventurous hall depressive
  10/27/16
...
soggy psychic
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
tan affirmative action
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
heady ruby parlor
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
Olive
  01/23/17
... ...
Shivering Citrine Pit
  01/23/17
...
heady ruby parlor
  07/08/17
Lol
shaky national security agency
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
brass
  01/16/19
...
curious halford
  02/11/17
...
heady ruby parlor
  03/13/17
...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  03/15/17
...
dead federal institution wrinkle
  03/15/17
...
Unhinged adventurous hall depressive
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
dragon
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
silver pervert
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
Marvelous coiffed shrine
  06/01/17
...
lake faggotry ceo
  06/01/17
...
Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
Red partner
  06/13/17
...
Marvelous coiffed shrine
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
Jade kitty cat messiness
  07/08/17
...
tantric
  08/18/17
...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  09/25/17
...
Electric base
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
tan affirmative action
  10/27/17
...
Nofapping stage
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
jet tank
  12/26/17
xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
heady ruby parlor
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
jet tank
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
soggy psychic
  02/20/18
cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
mustard prole
  05/24/18
...
Provocative Kitchen
  07/25/18
...
Electric base
  05/17/18
...
heady ruby parlor
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Misanthropic Pisswyrm
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
heady ruby parlor
  07/25/18
...
translucent property gunner
  07/25/18
...
Electric base
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
heady ruby parlor
  01/16/19
...
tan affirmative action
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
brass
  01/16/19
Jfc
heady ruby parlor
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
tan affirmative action
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
Maniacal Laser Beams
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
low-t school cafeteria
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
nubile
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
nubile
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
cracking point incel
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
nubile
  01/17/19
...
Electric base
  04/08/19
...
insecure arrogant corn cake
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Nofapping stage
  04/09/19
...
nubile
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
nubile
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
heady ruby parlor
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
disgusting
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
heady ruby parlor
  06/03/19
...
tan affirmative action
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
rusted kink-friendly lay
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
nubile
  06/03/19
...
curious halford
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
nubile
  08/08/19
...
nubile
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
stock car
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
bright nibblets
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
stock car
  08/12/19
...
stock car
  03/16/20
...
Chestnut offensive giraffe
  02/02/20
...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  03/14/20
...
cracking point incel
  03/16/20
...
cracking point incel
  09/30/20
...
massive elastic band
  08/27/21
...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  09/13/21
...
tan affirmative action
  09/26/21
...
geriatric doctorate
  10/11/21
...
Demanding quadroon puppy
  10/11/21
bump
cracking point incel
  03/12/22
...
at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant
  01/05/23
...
floppy cobalt whorehouse
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
Poppy
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
Out-of-control Dopamine
  10/13/23
...
heady ruby parlor
  01/03/24
...
Electric base
  08/09/24
...
floppy cobalt whorehouse
  07/28/25
...
territorial roommate
  12/29/25
...
Carmine shitlib
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678453)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682018)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: curious halford

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684234)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
Author: Stirring Deer Antler

jesus no...

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:11 AM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:00 PM
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Date: October 14th, 2020 11:12 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Disturbing dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678454)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Concupiscible gas station gaping



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678480)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: vermilion generalized bond pozpig



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Purple passionate really tough guy antidepressant drug

jesus you guys are fucking brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680351)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
Author: histrionic plum french chef



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:09 AM
Author: appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:33 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:55 AM
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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



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Date: December 19th, 2017 6:36 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting



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Date: January 24th, 2018 2:14 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Vengeful Patrolman Athletic Conference



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:29 PM
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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:07 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: dead federal institution wrinkle



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Date: April 20th, 2017 2:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:37 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: tripping mad cow disease brethren

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: ruddy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Cerise school

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: abnormal black electric furnace internal respiration

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: 180 goyim fortuitous meteor

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible gas station gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Aqua main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: copper trailer park place of business

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: excitant peach twinkling uncleanness

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: blathering hospital

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: tan affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: 180 goyim fortuitous meteor

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Racy crimson boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: tripping mad cow disease brethren

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: tripping mad cow disease brethren

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: charismatic very tactful university headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: copper trailer park place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Aqua main people

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: impertinent theater stage

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: contagious snowy theatre keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: titillating stubborn circlehead

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Cerise school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: vermilion generalized bond pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Iridescent talented candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Light indecent coldplay fan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: hateful razzle-dazzle toaster

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Vivacious mexican community account

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Filthy Forum Macaca

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: histrionic plum french chef

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling alcoholic public bath boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: maize exhilarant telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: Iridescent talented candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: chocolate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bespoke trust fund heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: coral vibrant field milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: burgundy organic girlfriend hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: floppy cobalt whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Purple passionate really tough guy antidepressant drug

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: copper trailer park place of business

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: violent native

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Irradiated Site

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser big-titted half-breed stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Stimulating Church Building

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: scarlet garrison

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: pontificating gold queen of the night plaza

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Angry Swollen Associate

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: curious halford

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Indigo Brunch Sandwich

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: lascivious chad tattoo

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: lascivious chad tattoo

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: cordovan ratface cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Salmon beady-eyed potus

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: rusted kink-friendly lay

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: boyish fuchsia area newt

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Confused Idiot Temple

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: pink dashing ape ladyboy

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: Maroon narrow-minded theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: Wonderful flirting national dysfunction

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Unhinged adventurous hall depressive

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Cheese-eating faggot firefighter

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed shrine

oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Razzle market selfie

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: dead federal institution wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: charismatic very tactful university headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: outnumbered chartreuse church

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac bespoke trust fund heaven

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: Wild senate

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: odious menage weed whacker

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Nofapping stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: spectacular therapy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: laughsome topaz chapel

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Slate legend house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Pearl aromatic sanctuary turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: flesh lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Demanding quadroon puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Fighting fragrant sneaky criminal

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Medicated embarrassed to the bone locus roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: bistre indirect expression

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Bateful personal credit line

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: vermilion generalized bond pozpig

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: histrionic plum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Flickering nighttime pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: internet-worthy stead friendly grandma

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: histrionic plum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: glittery blood rage

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: ruddy station

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Diverse Stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Shivering Citrine Pit

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: laughsome topaz chapel

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Haunting Liquid Oxygen Rigpig

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: crusty windowlicker jewess

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Filthy Forum Macaca

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Filthy Forum Macaca

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Filthy Forum Macaca

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Filthy Forum Macaca

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Filthy Forum Macaca

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Violet multi-billionaire

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: fluffy hell juggernaut

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Aqua main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: glittery blood rage

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Zippy underhanded piazza degenerate

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: misunderstood multi-colored address

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Shivering Citrine Pit

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Angry Swollen Associate

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: slimy crackhouse party of the first part

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: pontificating gold queen of the night plaza

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: domesticated naked death wish

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed shrine

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: floppy cobalt whorehouse

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Cocky gaming laptop crotch

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: tan affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Puce library

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Aqua main people

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Puce library

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Aqua main people

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Puce library

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: bistre indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: irate casino

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: irate casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Disturbing dingle berry

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: chocolate codepig

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: cracking point incel

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Iridescent talented candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: appetizing bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: blathering hospital

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: cracking point incel

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Disturbing dingle berry

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: Azure seedy mood business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: fluffy hell juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: curious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Iridescent talented candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: flesh lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: cream motley box office double fault

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: internet-worthy stead friendly grandma

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: curious halford

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Stirring Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Talking bawdyhouse

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: dead federal institution wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon goal in life

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Demanding quadroon puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182576)



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Date: July 16th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#50003582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Shivering Citrine Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Puce library

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: blathering hospital

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Puce library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Puce library

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Aqua main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Puce library

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Puce library

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Electric base

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Electric base

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: tan affirmative action

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: dead federal institution wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Cerebral balding kitty set

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: internet-worthy stead friendly grandma

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: bistre indirect expression

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: laughsome topaz chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy stead friendly grandma

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy stead friendly grandma

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: cracking point incel

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Iridescent talented candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Onyx bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: dead federal institution wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: chocolate codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Puce library

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Stirring Deer Antler

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Anal parlour azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  factory reset button meetinghouse

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: bearded thriller state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author:  cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: cracking point incel

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: blathering hospital

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: blathering hospital

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: mauve corner mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: cracking point incel

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: cracking point incel

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author:  navy indian lodge becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Mahogany Spot

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: copper trailer park place of business

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: curious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: rebellious cumskin

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: tan affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Iridescent talented candlestick maker

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: lavender office hairy legs

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: Brindle Yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: violent haunted graveyard den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Electric base

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Mahogany Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: bearded thriller state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: bearded thriller state

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  magenta location digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: supple rehab regret

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy stead friendly grandma

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: vigorous aquamarine step-uncle's house

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: supple rehab regret

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: scarlet garrison

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Milky mediation home

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: copper trailer park place of business

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: vermilion generalized bond pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author:  sooty resort persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: histrionic plum french chef

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: tan affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: lascivious chad tattoo

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: Mint toilet seat

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: histrionic plum french chef

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: bearded thriller state

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Mint toilet seat

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author:  navy indian lodge becky

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: mentally impaired cruel-hearted stage

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  magenta location digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous hall depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author:  dog poop idea he suggested

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: floppy cobalt whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  shaky national security agency

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: histrionic plum french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: charismatic very tactful university headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: cracking point incel

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: floppy cobalt whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: blathering hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: tan affirmative action

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: scarlet garrison

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: Mint toilet seat

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Unhinged adventurous hall depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  soggy psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: tan affirmative action

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: heady ruby parlor

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Olive

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Shivering Citrine Pit

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  shaky national security agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: brass

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: curious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: dead federal institution wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Unhinged adventurous hall depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  dragon

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: silver pervert

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed shrine

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author:  lake faggotry ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Startling trip nursing home famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Red partner

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Marvelous coiffed shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Jade kitty cat messiness

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: tantric



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: tan affirmative action

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Nofapping stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: jet tank

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: jet tank

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  soggy psychic

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: mustard prole

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Provocative Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Misanthropic Pisswyrm

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: translucent property gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: tan affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: brass

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: tan affirmative action

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Maniacal Laser Beams

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  nubile

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  nubile

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: cracking point incel

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  nubile

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: insecure arrogant corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Nofapping stage

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  nubile

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: heady ruby parlor

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author:  disgusting

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: heady ruby parlor

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: tan affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: rusted kink-friendly lay

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  nubile

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: curious halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  nubile

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  nubile



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  stock car

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  bright nibblets

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  stock car

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Chestnut offensive giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: cracking point incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: cracking point incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: massive elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: tan affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  geriatric doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Demanding quadroon puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: cracking point incel

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: at-the-ready dilemma legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: floppy cobalt whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Poppy

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Out-of-control Dopamine

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: heady ruby parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Electric base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: floppy cobalt whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author:  territorial roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Carmine shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: 

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Elisa#49548061)