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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: wild mexican



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Insecure cyan hairy legs background story



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: umber razzmatazz hissy fit

"Tell her to text me when you guys are done and I'll come pick her up."

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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: wild mexican



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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Azure Soul-stirring Station

Lmao 180. Hardest I've laughed this month

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2Elisa#29819546)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: laughsome psychic



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mind-boggling digit ratio athletic conference



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Orchid dilemma



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Flirting halford



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: passionate chartreuse toilet seat



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:02 PM
Author: slate maniacal depressive french chef



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Coral Organic Girlfriend Kitchen



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Date: May 8th, 2021 9:08 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:43 PM
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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
Author: balding vengeful resort



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:43 PM
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Date: June 5th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Chestnut Provocative Haunted Graveyard House



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:52 PM
Author: multi-colored wrinkle orchestra pit



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: wild mexican



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Date: February 13th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: multi-colored wrinkle orchestra pit



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:47 PM
Author: big sepia whorehouse

"Don't let her drink too much. She gets very animated on tequila," you shout to Chad as they leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2Elisa#30477657)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: apoplectic fragrant legend



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:18 PM
Author: big sepia whorehouse



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: galvanic filthy locale antidepressant drug



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:23 PM
Author: excitant cruise ship

To be fair,

'Hehe, well, I'll be back in the ol' 'A-P-T' waiting, Sam... Probably not going to bed too early, so feel free to text if you need a ride or something. Miss you already!" he shouted over the din of the crowded bar as Chad smirked, firmly guiding Samantha towards the exit with one hand on her waist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2Elisa#30584499)



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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: big sepia whorehouse

"If your mom calls, I'll just tell her you're with a new friend," you yell as you watch Chad grope Samantha's ass.

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Date: May 29th, 2016 7:26 PM
Author: bateful rigor jap



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: big sepia whorehouse



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Contagious mad cow disease

Made me lol

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Duck-like State Love Of Her Life

this one is cringey bc it will happen irl frequently across america tonight

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: galvanic filthy locale antidepressant drug

Have literally witnessed this more than once

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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: comical gay wizard address



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Date: June 18th, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: big sepia whorehouse

"I'll make the hot chocolate with the little marshmallows and whipped cream, just the way you like it," you yell to Samantha as Chad forcibly shoves her into his pickup truck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2Elisa#30736856)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Magical Beta Macaca Idiot



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: galvanic filthy locale antidepressant drug



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Date: June 20th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: bateful rigor jap



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Jade candlestick maker

The white knight sits alone in a dark corner of the club, stares at dancing girls in short mini skirts and heels, and thinks to himself:

"No, I shouldn't be ogling other women."

He looks at the floor instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2Elisa#30748660)



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:02 AM
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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Bistre frum travel guidebook boltzmann

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: galvanic filthy locale antidepressant drug



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Aggressive charismatic locus immigrant

lol

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: bronze frisky piazza



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Orchid dilemma



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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Bistre frum travel guidebook boltzmann

in the longstanding civil war between team darkskin and team lightskin, gonna call this a team darkskin win.

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Date: June 20th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: Contagious mad cow disease



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Floppy Copper Juggernaut



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:56 AM
Author: Floppy Copper Juggernaut

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Date: June 21st, 2016 7:14 PM
Author: Tripping talented lay internal respiration



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: onyx friendly grandma senate



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Date: November 7th, 2016 6:52 PM
Author: Magical Beta Macaca Idiot



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Crawly Public Bath



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Date: December 13th, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: indigo property voyeur



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: Vivacious Crawly Public Bath



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:10 PM
Author: Supple hot trailer park



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed pistol old irish cottage



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Date: February 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: thirsty low-t meetinghouse



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Supple hot trailer park



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Date: April 15th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Zippy cruel-hearted skinny woman mental disorder



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Deranged Judgmental Sneaky Criminal Yarmulke

"Uh, yeah sure Mike. Whatever." Chad smirks dismissively, grinning at Sarah.

"Don't worry about Mike," Sarah chuckles, playfully slapping Chad's muscular chest. She leans in close to the whiteknight, whispering. "Don't be weird. You're being weird around Chad, stop worrying so much. Keep your phone on in case I need a ride later, ok?"

Sarah and Chad walk out, arm in arm.

The whiteknight's name is Adam, not Mike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3128913&forum_id=2Elisa#33079200)



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Supple hot trailer park



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Coral Organic Girlfriend Kitchen



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: umber razzmatazz hissy fit



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Date: April 15th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Floppy Copper Juggernaut



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Date: April 15th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: big sepia whorehouse



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Flirting halford



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Date: June 5th, 2025 10:43 PM
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Author: appetizing stage



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Date: October 30th, 2017 3:54 AM
Author: Supple hot trailer park



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Date: December 14th, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: onyx friendly grandma senate



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Date: August 8th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: umber razzmatazz hissy fit



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: irradiated ungodly knife water buffalo



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:09 AM
Author: Flirting halford



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Date: September 15th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Puce indecent selfie

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Date: May 19th, 2021 10:02 AM
Author: irradiated ungodly knife water buffalo



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