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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
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well whtever it is, its 180
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
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lol, cr clarification
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: coral fragrant death wish whorehouse

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: Soggy razzle-dazzle institution athletic conference

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: crystalline blathering degenerate persian



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Overrated Corner French Chef

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259710)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: Passionate abode



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: unhinged space weed whacker



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: crystalline blathering degenerate persian

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Mauve Hissy Fit Library

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: cerise sandwich

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: sticky boiling water newt

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255053)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Topaz sickened hall

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Passionate abode



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: Slippery pit toilet seat



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Topaz sickened hall



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

This is Brunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259687)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: underhanded supple foreskin piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Low-t mint spot jewess



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: big university



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Brass Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Dashing obsidian gas station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: coral fragrant death wish whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Motley church

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Soul-stirring amber mother scourge upon the earth

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Poppy Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring amber mother scourge upon the earth

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Boyish ticket booth bbw

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: misanthropic glittery idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Topaz sickened hall

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Haunting Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: rambunctious home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Gay racy faggot firefighter knife

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: Floppy zombie-like point coldplay fan

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: walnut field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: translucent vigorous personal credit line

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: bronze church building stain

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: marvelous pink chapel

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: underhanded supple foreskin piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: honey-headed hilarious prole travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Zippy spruce legend

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: provocative anal regret sanctuary



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Gay racy faggot firefighter knife

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: marvelous pink chapel

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Gay racy faggot firefighter knife

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Gay racy faggot firefighter knife

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Gay racy faggot firefighter knife

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: translucent vigorous personal credit line

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: galvanic indigo state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: translucent vigorous personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: marvelous pink chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801652)



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Author: citrine hot den patrolman



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: odious lavender indian lodge



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: multi-colored crotch locale

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: duck-like aquamarine juggernaut station



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: Kink-friendly nibblets



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Titillating carnelian love of her life

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: Titillating carnelian love of her life

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: galvanic indigo state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: coral fragrant death wish whorehouse

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: galvanic indigo state

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: Passionate abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Bespoke Mediation Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: sooty excitant meetinghouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shivering Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: sooty excitant meetinghouse selfie



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: avocado arrogant national chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: charismatic forum

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: avocado arrogant national chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: charismatic forum

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: flirting thirsty telephone

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Slippery pit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: charismatic forum

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: ultramarine naked marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Topaz sickened hall



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly nibblets



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: cerise sandwich



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: lemon electric furnace wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: provocative anal regret sanctuary

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Garrison Gaping



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: hideous hyperactive karate

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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Khaki sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Gaped pearly clown



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: odious lavender indian lodge



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: talented site gay wizard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Brass Rehab



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: Exciting striped hyena bawdyhouse



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Haunting Center



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Khaki sweet tailpipe



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: talented site gay wizard



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Erotic place of business location

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: translucent vigorous personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: ultramarine naked marketing idea

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Burgundy lodge

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: maize wagecucks native

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: Floppy zombie-like point coldplay fan



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Author: Boyish ticket booth bbw

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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: histrionic kitchen giraffe

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Gay racy faggot firefighter knife



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: sick step-uncle's house cuckoldry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: translucent vigorous personal credit line

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: cerise sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Motley church

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: blue curious house

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Gay racy faggot firefighter knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Ebony lay

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: mind-boggling rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: Floppy zombie-like point coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: flesh macaca stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: flesh macaca stage

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: lemon electric furnace wrinkle

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Topaz sickened hall

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: marvelous pink chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: Lime reading party fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: galvanic indigo state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Floppy zombie-like point coldplay fan

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Cordovan Garrison Gaping

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: histrionic kitchen giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible Purple Lettuce School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shivering Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible Purple Lettuce School Cafeteria

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: walnut field

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: deranged tank

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Shimmering territorial plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: Free-loading up-to-no-good office

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible Purple Lettuce School Cafeteria

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: diverse costumed depressive

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: pale dysfunction

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Floppy zombie-like point coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: marvelous pink chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: stimulating drunken useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: light adulterous sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: light adulterous sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Topaz sickened hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: Khaki sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: blue curious house

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Tripping trailer park cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Bespoke Mediation Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: Pea-brained Shivering Mad-dog Skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: sepia theater fortuitous meteor

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: Boyish ticket booth bbw

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: Federal Razzle Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Federal Razzle Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: cerise sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: marvelous pink chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: coral fragrant death wish whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: wonderful gold pozpig twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Chocolate hateful public bath national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: marvelous pink chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Silver slimy property

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: histrionic kitchen giraffe

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: histrionic kitchen giraffe

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: unhinged space weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Maroon Exhilarant Business Firm Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: domesticated razzmatazz casino party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Dashing obsidian gas station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Trip tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: misanthropic glittery idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Dashing obsidian gas station really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Jade Appetizing Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: confused resort jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: cerise sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: frozen electric school

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: coral fragrant death wish whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: coral fragrant death wish whorehouse

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: galvanic indigo state

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: bateful stag film main people

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Low-t mint spot jewess

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: Low-t mint spot jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Canary buck-toothed range gaming laptop

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: big university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Contagious goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Contagious goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: fluffy 180 masturbator



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: sooty excitant meetinghouse selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: sick step-uncle's house cuckoldry

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: adventurous bisexual pocket flask

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: Cowardly infuriating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: sooty excitant meetinghouse selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: Free-loading up-to-no-good office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34880078)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#34971362)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: Pea-brained Shivering Mad-dog Skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: twinkling nofapping tattoo menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: sooty excitant meetinghouse selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2Elisa#35920466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: blue curious house



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: Turquoise French Kitty



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: twinkling nofapping tattoo menage



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Rose Parlor Genital Piercing



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: smoky principal's office dopamine

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: big university



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: Low-t mint spot jewess



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: twinkling nofapping tattoo menage



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
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i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: vivacious clear incel stead



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: vivacious clear incel stead



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: Floppy zombie-like point coldplay fan



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: Turquoise French Kitty



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
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Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
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what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: cerebral ruby haunted graveyard

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
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