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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:43 AM
Author: Underhanded flesh hospital mental disorder

Although we both have reservations about celebrating the Fourth of July, my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept. My wife suggested that our neighbors would be gratified if we had some barbecue. I don't know how to make barbecue. My wife suggested we invite Mike and Susan, because they have a barbecue and probably know how to barbecue.

Mike arrived wearing a red Trump hat, which I thought was obnoxious and racist, but before I had a chance for a bro-on-bro conversation, he brushed past me to set up the grill. Susan followed close behind, with their five children in tow. She made an apple pie. I quizzed her on the ingredients, but she wasn't giving up her secrets that easily! I tried a slice. Delicious!

My wife had changed into a Stars and Stripes bikini, one I didn't even know she had. She was now prancing around the pool, passing out beers, flirtatiously bending over to give all the men a nice long look at her cleavage. Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle. The other men were more subtle, but I could see their little smirks and grins. My wife was particularly attentive to Mike, as I could tell from the multiple times her body would "accidentally" brush against him. I cracked open a beer and watched in delighted agony.

Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth. Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the "girl patties." I sniffed and went upstairs to watch the baby.

My wife got out of the pool and came inside to rinse. I shut the bathroom door as she showered her wonderful naked body. "We have to talk," I said. I explained that Mike would no longer be acceptable as a guest in our house after this party, because I knew him to be a racist. My wife nodded, then shooed me out of the bathroom. For the rest of the evening, she stayed clear of Mike and began flirting with other men.

The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world. The audience was very polite, except for Mike, who audibly snorted and rolled his eyes. That said, the burgers were very good and I publicly thanked him for the burgers. Mike ignored me. His kids were fussing about the fireworks show. Finally, Susan said she would drive them down to the harbor to look at the fireworks. Our other guests agreed that sounded like fun. Mike said he'd join them after cleaning the grill. I went upstairs to check on our son again. He was fast asleep.

When I came down, Mike was just finishing up. He had gathered all the rubbish from the patio into a large black bag and hauled to the dumpster. As she washed the dishes, my wife watched Mike's thick muscular back through the kitchen window. The door opened and Mike went into the kitchen to wash his hands. As he toweled his giant manpaws, my wife suddenly turned to him and asked what he thought about her.

"What do you mean?" Mike said.

My wife shut off the faucet and leaned forward, her cleavage framed in the perfect scoop of her neckline. Her wet hands ran along her shirt, giving visible outline to her erect nipples. She drew closer to Mike, her fingers lightly stroking his chest, tracing down to his hips. Mike smiled.

"What do you think of these?" In a swift motion, she lifted up her shirt, showing her beautiful naked breasts.

Mike gasped. "They're beautiful." He turned to me. "Wow, tree man, you are one lucky son of a bitch."

I grinned painfully, my eyes shot through with fear. How dare she do this before my eyes! How dare she disrespect me like this.

"You can be lucky too," she said to Mike.

"But Susan--"

"But Susan." My wife giggled. Her fingers lightly danced to the tent Mike was pitching in his trousers.

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

And he did. In a moment, they were transported by crazy lust, pulling each other's clothes off and fucking right before my astonished eyes on the kitchen counter. I felt the protest rise to my throat, coming out only as pathetic mewl. I buried my face in the couch, crying tears of rage and shame as their moans grew louder and longer. I looked up, only to see the strong muscular Mike plowing with his gigantic member into my wife's willing vulnerable cunt. I beat the pillow. "This must stop! This must stop!"

Mike stopped for a moment, confused, but my wife gently encouraged him to take her from behind. "tree man won't do anything." Her mocking laugh filled the house, as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool.

I returned to find Mike pumping away at my wife. Sopping wet, I collapsed into a useless heap and watched them ecstatically fuck each other senseless. Mike shot his load deep into my wife's pussy and she sucked him off. They showered and left to watch the fireworks.

I have not spoken to my wife since she returned.

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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: Olive laughsome toaster parlor

'Mike looked a little amused when I brought some soy patties out for grilling. I asked him about the Trump hat, hoping that it was just an ironic gesture. "We need more white babies in this country," he said. I was floored by this speech, which could have descended straight from Hitler's mouth.'

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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:24 PM
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Date: October 5th, 2018 5:35 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961590)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479227)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 10:01 AM
Author: cerebral toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494136)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540838)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 4:04 PM
Author: thriller home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40640586)



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Date: September 13th, 2020 7:50 PM
Author: electric dull theater gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40914778)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:48 PM
Author: sadistic reading party stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158857)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44735991)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: glittery costumed locale genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071711)



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Date: July 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Sable hideous fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#49071718)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 AM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit

i like how you worked mewl in there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862531)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:00 PM
Author: Erotic Passionate Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864082)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: sticky resort pistol

been thinking about this all night. Mewl is a great word, perfect for this scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870745)



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Date: July 5th, 2019 2:01 PM
Author: electric dull theater gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38486948)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:52 AM
Author: stirring library associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862536)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:05 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Gold Cuck Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862543)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: medicated step-uncle's house

trump supporters are a strange bunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:33 AM
Author: tan stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862576)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:36 AM
Author: Provocative Psychic Native

(fatceps)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862578)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:07 AM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall

Wow. I am hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862610)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:17 AM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862635)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: supple ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865419)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:38 AM
Author: citrine aggressive box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961229)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:10 AM
Author: Garnet deer antler voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862617)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling pit

lotta really great stuff in here brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862675)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:49 AM
Author: Obsidian University

every once in a while, im reminded that this is a really weird place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862719)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: sickened space

I like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862722)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: lascivious turdskin

Me too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862725)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: Obsidian University

oh, don't get me wrong, i like it here too...but a reminder helps every once in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862726)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:06 AM
Author: 180 onyx stage becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862755)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Saffron Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761094)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:53 AM
Author: doobsian sex offender

Brother, this sounds like a rough 4th of July

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862724)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:54 AM
Author: sickened space

In fact that's the title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862733)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: shaky laser beams haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864111)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Aromatic antidepressant drug principal's office

Mike posted a pic of the encounter:

http://i.imgur.com/cRwciFM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862742)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

die from AIDS, faggot, some of us are at work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864184)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:58 PM
Author: wild bull headed public bath

This thread is worse than the picture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864906)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

No, it is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864988)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: Aromatic antidepressant drug principal's office

You're reading a thread about sex on a nude bodybuilding, cock size, and cuckoldry blog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865038)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: buff autistic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865098)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

It is a classy cuckoldry blog, you porn addicted Guido loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866259)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit

lmao what exactly did you expect here my low IQ brother? Hope you don't get fired from the call center!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866170)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

Listen, imbecile, it is customary here and a good policy to add (NSFW), but I guess it is better not to click the links just in case because the bort is now infested with smug cum sucking faggot kikes like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866213)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit

(sfw) or (nsfw) are customarily used to alert the viewer to the unexpected. since he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter described in the OP, yeah I smugly think you look like an absolute moron for flipping out lol jfc xo 2016

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866542)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

Lol at your 95 IQ and reading comprehension impairment you fucking used car salesman who had to get a JD because kikes are "elite"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866607)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit

truly embarrassing yourself here man. keep digging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866634)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

That's rich coming from an imbecile who reads "Mike posted a pic of the encounter" as "he literally described the picture as being a POV shot of the sexual encounter" and then prances around exuberant about himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866669)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: demanding odious center

You're in the wrong, brother. Imgur's don't trigger work blocking software (at least at my company). And even if it isn't SFW, do you not have your own office? Are you in a cube farm or something?

Either way... it was pretty obvious that it was a dirty pic. Simmer down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867255)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

I have my own office with a door. I don't want DEGENERATE JEW PORNOFILTH popping up on my screen without warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867275)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: Comical carmine theatre

youre wrong here faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829563)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hyperventilating plaza elastic band

I enjoyed reading this vignette about your life. Keep fighting the good fight, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862754)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Whorehouse

This would be enjoyable until you realize how much effort the OP made, waking up early at 6am, to write this garbage on a deplorable message board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862763)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:33 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

(triggering memories dood)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864310)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: motley immigrant fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862768)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Turquoise Self-absorbed Gaming Laptop Rehab

Keep ur head up tree man!

Also lmao @ "The party was a success. I read a slam poem about what the Fourth of July means to dispossessed and marginalized communities, both here and around the world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862780)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Obsidian University

this is probably the most hilarious line, but the best detail imho is mike throwing out the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862851)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Turquoise Self-absorbed Gaming Laptop Rehab

I lol'd at that too. Mike is so thoughtful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862949)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Obsidian University

on second thought, this line is fucking hilarious:

"tree man, if you don't get a hold of your wife, I'm going to fuck her," Mike boomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865013)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:03 AM
Author: Floppy Slippery Casino Filthpig

Still great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399690)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:47 AM
Author: Mauve menage

I liked it when OP unsuccessfully tried to drown himself in the pool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399804)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: Duck-like titillating travel guidebook

the *rubbish*

every word was chosen with incredible care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362958)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Gaped Tanning Salon

Gonna need to see this slam poem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862781)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864088)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:14 PM
Author: Obsidian University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865002)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:00 AM
Author: Topaz National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870702)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:43 PM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30894572)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:55 PM
Author: Aquamarine den windowlicker

Note: the slam poetry trend really died out from 2016 to 2022.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736075)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 10:51 PM
Author: glittery costumed locale genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46166058)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Swollen Marketing Idea Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30862844)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 10:49 AM
Author: sinister site corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30863222)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:01 PM
Author: shaky laser beams haunted graveyard

(Pumo's neighbor)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864089)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: heady indian lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864109)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: heady indian lodge patrolman

I better see this on reddit later on....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864118)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Yellow brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864317)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:05 PM
Author: free-loading school

meh. 138. way too much non sexual detail, not enough sexual detail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864121)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

(low IQ cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864320)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Emerald angry dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864793)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park

(2 IQ)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639829)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: pearl love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864127)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:17 PM
Author: racy bat shit crazy philosopher-king lettuce

I love treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864216)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:37 PM
Author: Walnut razzle-dazzle personal credit line internal respiration

"as I ran outside to plunge myself into the pool, hoping I would drown. But I couldn't hold my breath long enough to drown, so I climbed back out of the pool."

oddly the most vivid, captivating imagery in the whole piece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864336)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: curious house-broken giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864389)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:10 PM
Author: pearl love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864591)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:31 PM
Author: doobsian sex offender

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864737)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Obsidian University

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865006)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:37 PM
Author: buff autistic institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865133)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: shaky laser beams haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865458)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Metal Trip Cruise Ship Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866587)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: racy bat shit crazy philosopher-king lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821088)



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Date: February 14th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Mauve menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399811)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:21 PM
Author: pearl love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889402)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:47 PM
Author: sepia lay selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042596)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:47 PM
Author: Aquamarine den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44735995)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:48 PM
Author: Cocky Charismatic Kitchen Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736007)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 1:48 PM
Author: flatulent regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864415)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: sticky resort pistol

180 stuff. Love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864723)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: offensive garrison

Omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30864936)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: navy impertinent dingle berry macaca

180 tree man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865017)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:18 PM
Author: excitant bronze station

Is this a Raymond Carver excerpt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865022)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:03 AM
Author: Azure appetizing foreskin organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479229)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610365)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 9:01 PM
Author: Seedy Mahogany Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46165672)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: razzle disgusting idiot school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865049)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: buff autistic institution

tree man is one of the few high-IQ ppl left on here. bravo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865122)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: shaky laser beams haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865457)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 2:22 PM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33581312)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: cobalt diverse trust fund degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865640)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 5:47 PM
Author: Yellow brunch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30865943)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: idiotic lodge idea he suggested

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866179)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:47 PM
Author: buff autistic institution

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866618)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 7:22 PM
Author: Jet-lagged orange office hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30866461)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: sepia lay selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867197)



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Date: July 6th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Avocado Blood Rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30867263)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: racy bat shit crazy philosopher-king lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870555)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: violent big kitty bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870689)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: demanding odious center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870982)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Cordovan chest-beating parlour masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147333)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Mischievous soul-stirring property sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479231)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: cerebral toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494245)



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Date: July 7th, 2016 10:59 AM
Author: violent big kitty bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30870694)



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Date: July 10th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets

Need more 180s for Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#30894576)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:28 PM
Author: sticky resort pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147364)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:31 PM
Author: pontificating maize puppy forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821461)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Duck-like titillating travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344188)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479233)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:44 PM
Author: territorial burgundy roommate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479914)



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Date: December 13th, 2020 2:15 PM
Author: clear crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41539710)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: Cracking Faggot Firefighter Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158876)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine chad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46166131)



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Date: July 4th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Marvelous shrine chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#47809806)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: racy bat shit crazy philosopher-king lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147282)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 12:24 PM
Author: sepia lay selfie

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147343)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 1:32 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit

"my wife and I decided there couldn't be any harm in a pool party. We are both supportive of holidays as a general concept."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32147869)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: chestnut location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32148946)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: stirring library associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32152320)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: vengeful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821144)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 5:36 PM
Author: Bright pea-brained set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#32821498)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: racy bat shit crazy philosopher-king lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344091)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:21 PM
Author: lascivious turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344104)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: sticky resort pistol

there is some hilarious detail in almost every single sentence of the OP. Brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344183)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: lascivious turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33344195)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: Dun Heaven Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33349212)



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Date: May 19th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: vengeful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33349205)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: vengeful tattoo

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33578733)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Wonderful Light Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33580191)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33580195)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: racy bat shit crazy philosopher-king lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33760934)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: vengeful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33760982)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:28 PM
Author: fragrant umber senate dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761002)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761024)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Magenta circlehead partner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761079)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Saffron Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761105)



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Date: July 12th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: spectacular goyim sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33761126)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Dun Heaven Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829240)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed hyperventilating plaza elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34112004)



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Date: June 24th, 2022 1:56 PM
Author: Aquamarine den windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44736080)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: vengeful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829232)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: abusive fear-inspiring church building azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#33829507)



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Date: August 31st, 2017 9:08 PM
Author: flushed self-centered base athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34111935)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 5:04 AM
Author: Stimulating Aqua Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34234218)



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Date: November 5th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: vengeful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#34610428)



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Date: November 8th, 2017 10:03 PM
Author: exciting bespoke gay wizard



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Date: December 16th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: vengeful tattoo



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Date: February 14th, 2018 6:03 AM
Author: offensive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35399519)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: stirring library associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35476386)



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Date: February 24th, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Ruby half-breed

cleaning grill doesn't take long. why would Susan leave Mike just to do this 5 minute max chore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35476404)



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Date: March 22nd, 2018 9:55 AM
Author: pearl love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35660243)



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall



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Date: April 21st, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: spectacular goyim sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#35889418)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Obsidian University

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36042568)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: pearl love of her life state



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Date: May 31st, 2018 8:19 AM
Author: vengeful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36157454)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:52 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Multi-colored Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250670)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 10:59 AM
Author: apoplectic theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250710)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 11:08 AM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36250739)



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Date: June 15th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: pink hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36251058)



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:15 AM
Author: Vermilion vibrant generalized bond nursing home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362936)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: razzmatazz canary goal in life background story



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Date: July 4th, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: Bateful Startled Abode

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36362983)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: vengeful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#36961216)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 5:08 PM
Author: pearl love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37113092)



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Date: November 17th, 2018 12:23 PM
Author: Spruce contagious water buffalo piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#37251360)



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Date: November 18th, 2018 7:08 AM
Author: abusive fear-inspiring church building azn



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:25 PM
Author: Magical vigorous boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479065)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Boyish talking police squad

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479075)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: sadistic reading party stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479079)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 2:56 PM
Author: spectacular goyim sneaky criminal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479199)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:19 PM
Author: shivering irradiated house newt

“Before I could formulate a sufficient reply, he asked me to pass the ‘girl patties.’”

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479833)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:23 PM
Author: flushed self-centered base athletic conference

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479845)



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Date: July 3rd, 2019 5:28 PM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38479869)



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Date: July 7th, 2019 9:41 AM
Author: pearl love of her life state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38494075)



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Date: September 3rd, 2019 8:58 PM
Author: dark useless brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#38782328)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:24 AM
Author: white business firm mexican



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:41 AM
Author: Coral disrespectful gas station persian

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540836)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Arousing lemon old irish cottage crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40540847)



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Date: July 3rd, 2020 11:44 AM
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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: Puce Address Nibblets



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Date: July 4th, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: racy bat shit crazy philosopher-king lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40545568)



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Date: July 14th, 2020 11:44 PM
Author: Adventurous Mother



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:06 AM
Author: Talented Yapping Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40610362)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: impressive party of the first part friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639822)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Cerise galvanic indirect expression trailer park

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639827)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 3:48 PM
Author: impressive party of the first part friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40640509)



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Date: July 21st, 2020 7:16 PM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall



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Date: July 21st, 2020 1:51 PM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40639882)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:42 PM
Author: Spruce contagious water buffalo piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40910833)



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Date: September 12th, 2020 9:43 PM
Author: Histrionic Legend

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#40910836)



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Date: October 16th, 2020 6:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Mother

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41127485)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 5:54 PM
Author: exciting bespoke gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41740414)



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Date: January 12th, 2021 6:07 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#41740475)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:27 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158178)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 3:49 PM
Author: pearl love of her life state



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: Splenetic dashing hall

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#44158222)



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Date: March 16th, 2022 11:34 AM
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Date: September 7th, 2022 1:07 PM
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Date: April 9th, 2023 8:57 PM
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Author: Salmon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#46509261)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:15 AM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:10 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2023 12:13 PM
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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:06 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Multi-colored Mood



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:44 AM
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"Pete, the Korean accountant from two blocks down, tried to whistle appreciatively, but he couldn't whistle."

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:44 AM
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Date: July 4th, 2024 6:32 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Multi-colored Mood



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276224&forum_id=2Elisa#48312683)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 5:36 AM
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Author: fishy meetinghouse faggotry

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