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Middle aged law shrew sent me more nudes

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
omg that tub you should date her just to get access to t...
Misanthropic principal's office useless brakes
  12/21/16
Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho ...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like ...
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
...
marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction
  12/22/16
would schnarf that--not gonna lie
chrome glittery address
  04/09/17
Pretty sure you poasted this before
titillating mahogany market genital piercing
  12/21/16
Very similar. This one is new today.
khaki stage
  12/21/16
how old is she
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
40ish
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/21/16
Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I w...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
god they are such whores
Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  12/21/16
write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be i...
Curious corner
  12/21/16
cr
insane excitant garrison philosopher-king
  12/21/16
Lmao
khaki stage
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/dafJV
khaki stage
  12/21/16
you couldn't even correct the grammar?
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
Nope.
khaki stage
  12/21/16
Loool
soul-stirring frisky jewess cuckoldry
  12/21/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/21/16
quotes ruin it
Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  12/21/16
Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(
khaki stage
  12/21/16
what was her response?
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
Still waiting
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
Nothing yet.
khaki stage
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/4kY41
khaki stage
  12/21/16
180000000000000
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd...
insane excitant garrison philosopher-king
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
https://imgur.com/a/uuWra
khaki stage
  12/21/16
gooch! omg, that amazing.
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.
khaki stage
  12/21/16
So good. Thank you for this thread.
Plum wrinkle
  12/22/16
https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd
khaki stage
  12/22/16
hahahah
Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  12/22/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/22/16
LMAO 180
Carmine domesticated laser beams
  12/22/16
180000
drunken affirmative action
  12/22/16
lmaooooo
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/22/16
...
sapphire galvanic base
  12/22/16
180
Swashbuckling low-t public bath
  12/22/16
180
histrionic school goyim
  12/23/16
179, "cum cannon" would be 180
massive hairy legs clown
  12/26/16
Thundercock makes it 180
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  04/07/17
lmao
Mind-boggling orchid coffee pot parlor
  10/04/17
...
Kink-friendly vermilion pit antidepressant drug
  10/04/17
180!!
Saffron Provocative Space
  10/28/18
ho lee fuk, crying IRL
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  09/09/20
...
khaki stage
  09/09/20
lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort
Vengeful laughsome theatre preventive strike
  01/17/21
...
Saffron Provocative Space
  01/17/21
LMAO
Grizzly floppy legend shrine
  11/24/22
180
Cerebral associate
  11/24/22
AAA
Pale bossy range french chef
  11/24/22
damn this girl is dirty
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
180
deep comical candlestick maker property
  12/22/16
So prescient
khaki stage
  12/22/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/21/16
180
deep comical candlestick maker property
  12/22/16
lol "who typed the message"--write back "I ri...
ivory dog poop
  12/21/16
...
blue spot roast beef
  12/21/16
...
dashing salmon weed whacker
  12/22/16
LOL
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/21/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/21/16
LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to s...
Poppy business firm old irish cottage
  12/22/16
...
Fishy stage
  12/22/16
...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/23/16
...
Contagious coral prole
  12/28/16
Send her the xo link for context
vigorous indian lodge
  04/15/19
...
khaki stage
  09/09/20
...
big bearded pisswyrm church building
  12/21/16
Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth canc...
vivacious charcoal hell
  12/22/16
...
Racy Harsh Locale Hissy Fit
  12/26/16
i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what ...
insane excitant garrison philosopher-king
  12/21/16
Jfc i just threw up
Fishy stage
  12/21/16
wtf is going on between her legs?
cocky amethyst sanctuary
  12/21/16
See op
khaki stage
  12/21/16
The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It'...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. S...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
Would jizz and piss on it still
Demanding son of senegal
  12/21/16
http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animal...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/21/16
Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180
khaki stage
  12/21/16
why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
She's married. Lives a long way away.
khaki stage
  12/21/16
wait, so how did you even start texting with her?
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She pro...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
good lord they are such whores describe her facebook phot...
Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  12/21/16
Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a g...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
You show marked restraint
deep comical candlestick maker property
  12/22/16
lol
Vibrant sienna rigpig
  12/22/16
lol
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/21/16
i hate cheaters could never do it myself
Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  12/21/16
Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless thoug...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she h...
Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  12/21/16
If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking oth...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
Very noble of you. I agree
violent navy locus dragon
  09/09/20
poast some pix of cucky
insane excitant garrison philosopher-king
  12/21/16
Nah
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/21/16
Twist: OP is the cucky.
unhinged concupiscible police squad trump supporter
  12/22/16
good times
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
Man, she loves that tub.
gay meetinghouse boistinker
  12/21/16
*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.
Misanthropic principal's office useless brakes
  12/22/16
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursul...
violet beta telephone place of business
  12/22/16
I LOL'd
khaki stage
  12/22/16
I've definitely fucked thos fake tits
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  04/07/17
She looks jewish
Cordovan house-broken puppy
  09/09/20
lol she looks totally fuckable man
boyish cruise ship immigrant
  12/21/16
damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)
medicated thriller university boiling water
  12/21/16
Face is much better than body.
khaki stage
  12/21/16
you should have fucked her in law school
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stink...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
pics?
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/21/16
All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)
khaki stage
  12/22/16
does she have any kids?
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
A few
khaki stage
  12/21/16
wtf chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody els...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/21/16
I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp di...
khaki stage
  12/21/16
Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you ca...
gay meetinghouse boistinker
  12/21/16
Nah. She says his first name.
khaki stage
  12/21/16
...
Disrespectful brunch incel
  04/07/17
poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast co...
chrome glittery address
  04/09/17
gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't ...
Odious Hospital
  12/22/16
SUPERMAN DAT
silver state
  12/22/16
stfu faggot
Bespoke menage toilet seat
  04/09/17
180 thread any face pics
painfully honest fear-inspiring lodge headpube
  12/22/16
I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser o...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
Pls respond
blue spot roast beef
  12/22/16
...
Poppy business firm old irish cottage
  12/22/16
You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope y...
Flirting amber gas station psychic
  12/22/16
I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.
khaki stage
  12/22/16
180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew ...
big bearded pisswyrm church building
  12/22/16
great thread
Nighttime dilemma
  12/22/16
...
Bespoke menage toilet seat
  06/04/17
not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea ...
filthy den
  12/22/16
fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.
milky electric furnace office
  12/22/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/22/16
...
Crystalline zombie-like national
  12/22/16
Came here to say this
Wonderful jade home ladyboy
  12/22/16
a bit sad i missed this thread last night
Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/16
...
marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction
  12/22/16
even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for y...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/22/16
Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while
vivacious charcoal hell
  12/22/16
I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts. LOL @ J...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton
arousing crackhouse reading party
  12/22/16
...
Chartreuse house
  12/22/16
...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/22/16
...
Avocado Karate
  12/22/16
Lmao
onyx sandwich
  12/22/16
LOL
diverse pocket flask cumskin
  12/22/16
...
vivacious charcoal hell
  12/22/16
the fabric of our lives ofs
histrionic school goyim
  12/23/16
...
Disrespectful brunch incel
  04/07/17
i fucking love it here
Mind-boggling orchid coffee pot parlor
  10/04/17
...
Translucent faggotry
  10/04/17
...
diverse pocket flask cumskin
  05/18/20
i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and the...
Crystalline zombie-like national
  12/22/16
Thought that was funny too.
khaki stage
  12/22/16
Still haven't responded to her https://imgur.com/a/otcqT
khaki stage
  12/22/16
jesus christ
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/22/16
...
chrome glittery address
  04/09/17
now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold
Seedy Center
  12/22/16
...
Fishy stage
  12/22/16
To be ric flair, woo!
Indigo queen of the night gaping
  12/22/16
Just made my non-law buddy read this thread. His respons...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
Urbanbaby
flesh internet-worthy piazza
  12/22/16
...
lake spectacular parlour
  12/22/16
!!!
Wonderful jade home ladyboy
  12/22/16
THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REP...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
i just realized i'm gay
insane excitant garrison philosopher-king
  12/22/16
...
sick adulterous lay yarmulke
  12/22/16
Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins
flesh internet-worthy piazza
  12/22/16
...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/22/16
...
dashing salmon weed whacker
  12/22/16
...
Plum wrinkle
  12/23/16
Jesus. . What did I just see
appetizing ticket booth legal warrant
  04/09/17
...
chest-beating station filthpig
  10/02/17
Me too
Translucent faggotry
  10/04/17
...
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  09/09/20
...
Transparent mad cow disease
  09/09/20
you don't say
deep comical candlestick maker property
  09/09/20
Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus...
Avocado Karate
  12/22/16
Bridge too far
impressive canary feces
  12/22/16
...
onyx sandwich
  12/22/16
...
histrionic school goyim
  12/23/16
Very disappointing
Crystalline zombie-like national
  12/22/16
THOO DARK!~
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/22/16
jfc
Fighting native
  12/22/16
spaghetti?
violet beta telephone place of business
  12/22/16
was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner th...
exhilarant hunting ground voyeur
  12/22/16
18000000000000000000000000
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/22/16
needs a manicure
twisted kitty
  12/22/16
she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?
twisted kitty
  12/22/16
http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gi...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor
Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency
  12/22/16
Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even...
blue spot roast beef
  12/22/16
that's what so crazy about this whole thing
Nighttime dilemma
  04/09/17
Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face
Fishy stage
  12/22/16
Lol
Sepia elastic band
  12/22/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/22/16
Lol
exhilarant hunting ground voyeur
  12/22/16
...
violent navy locus dragon
  04/09/17
...
Bespoke menage toilet seat
  04/09/17
Xo bannon tbf
drunken affirmative action
  04/09/17
...
Racy Harsh Locale Hissy Fit
  07/27/17
...
vivacious charcoal hell
  07/27/17
...
Hateful Theater Stage
  10/28/18
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  10/28/18
...
khaki stage
  04/15/19
...
Cerebral associate
  11/24/22
Sad!
Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life
  12/22/16
would still bang
Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/16
...
adventurous slap-happy resort sound barrier
  12/23/16
...
marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction
  11/24/22
that pussy looks cavernous
buck-toothed chestnut international law enforcement agency abode
  12/22/16
3 kids?
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  04/07/17
2 kids
khaki stage
  04/07/17
So here are the last 20 minutes of my life: 1. I clicked ...
Hilarious senate stain
  12/22/16
LMAO for real! Be thankful for your wife's beautiful goo...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
...
medicated thriller university boiling water
  12/26/16
...
Crystalline zombie-like national
  12/26/16
...
appetizing ticket booth legal warrant
  04/09/17
...
Passionate scarlet cuckold goal in life
  08/17/19
...
Bateful Nudist New Version Orchestra Pit
  09/09/20
holy shit that made me sick to my stomach
cocky amethyst sanctuary
  04/09/17
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  10/02/17
...
aromatic temple
  12/22/17
WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!
Slate Hall Boltzmann
  12/22/16
Send her more ifnb lines
blue spot roast beef
  12/22/16
...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/22/16
Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all inter...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/22/16
So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is ...
180 sable sneaky criminal
  12/22/16
She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be ...
khaki stage
  12/22/16
get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother
exhilarant hunting ground voyeur
  12/22/16
I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.
khaki stage
  12/22/16
Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.
brindle idiot field
  12/22/16
(guy who would rather have throat cancer)
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/23/16
Haven't responded yet https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq
khaki stage
  12/23/16
dont ghost her. let her down easy holy fuck that tub pic ...
Shaky talking ceo alpha
  12/23/16
Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though https://imgur.c...
khaki stage
  12/23/16
Still need the hold
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  04/07/17
DP with toys
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  09/09/20
*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*
Nighttime dilemma
  12/23/16
*radios enemadood for backup support*
lake spectacular parlour
  12/23/16
...
Nighttime dilemma
  12/28/16
what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feelin...
histrionic school goyim
  12/23/16
I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out...
khaki stage
  12/23/16
Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her. Unhi...
khaki stage
  12/25/16
This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. T...
Plum wrinkle
  12/25/16
This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness o...
khaki stage
  12/25/16
...
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/25/16
her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a respons...
Plum wrinkle
  12/26/16
...
Vengeful laughsome theatre preventive strike
  01/17/21
...
Disrespectful brunch incel
  04/07/17
JFC
Transparent mad cow disease
  12/25/16
lol jfc
cocky amethyst sanctuary
  12/25/16
fuckin LOL.
Supple idea he suggested stead
  12/25/16
...
mewling forum double fault
  12/26/16
normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty ...
irate doobsian water buffalo
  12/28/16
You are a scholar for sharing this research
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  04/07/17
she hit you with dat please respond
Nighttime dilemma
  09/11/20
The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not apprecia...
khaki stage
  12/26/16
not that there's anything wrong with that
twisted kitty
  12/26/16
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  12/28/16
how does that change anything? a cuckold of any other race ...
irate doobsian water buffalo
  12/28/16
this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!
out-of-control cracking step-uncle's house
  04/09/17
Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill Fixed: https:...
khaki stage
  04/07/17
Broken link
maniacal church
  04/07/17
one sec, going to re-upload
khaki stage
  04/07/17
?
peach aphrodisiac whorehouse
  04/07/17
Fixed it
khaki stage
  04/07/17
wait have you met up at all yet or all text?
Hideous pistol liquid oxygen
  04/07/17
ALL TEXT Me ignoring her completely
khaki stage
  04/07/17
you should make her your sex slave
Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/17
At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, li...
khaki stage
  04/07/17
rate her on a scale from 1-10
Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/17
Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age ...
khaki stage
  04/07/17
an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable
Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  04/07/17
I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me a...
khaki stage
  04/07/17
Enjoy
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  04/07/17
You owe it to the boart
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  04/07/17
...
Disrespectful brunch incel
  04/07/17
link broken bro
Pea-brained multi-colored location
  04/09/17
She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell...
khaki stage
  04/09/17
i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.
out-of-control cracking step-uncle's house
  04/09/17
...
khaki stage
  07/28/17
eh looks a little gross here
cocky amethyst sanctuary
  04/09/17
...
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  06/04/17
180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop? ...
violent navy locus dragon
  04/09/17
Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time aro...
submissive razzmatazz organic girlfriend
  04/09/17
TY
khaki stage
  04/09/17
...
aromatic temple
  12/22/17
If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious https://imgur....
khaki stage
  04/11/17
Just text her "I really think you should be more faithf...
painfully honest fear-inspiring lodge headpube
  04/11/17
I'll prob say this soon
khaki stage
  07/27/17
lmao wtf jesus christ her poor husband
Emerald digit ratio
  04/11/17
Would love to see her reaction if he said that
painfully honest fear-inspiring lodge headpube
  04/11/17
Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.
Avocado Karate
  04/11/17
...
Know-it-all Dopamine
  04/11/17
Lol. She's started texting me again after 3 months of ...
khaki stage
  07/27/17
does her first name happen to begin with an E?
Brilliant quadroon
  07/27/17
It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts... A...
khaki stage
  07/27/17
A filthy Jew whore? Color me shocked
Fuchsia marketing idea
  07/27/17
...
aromatic temple
  12/22/17
holy shit man aint marriage a motherfucker anyway to d...
trip outnumbered azn
  07/27/17
You're barking up the wrong tree brother. Really wish I ...
khaki stage
  07/27/17
...
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  09/09/20
Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics. Edit: ...
khaki stage
  10/02/17
yikes is that something they do to keep the dick from pop...
Fishy stage
  10/02/17
Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?
vivacious charcoal hell
  10/02/17
...
Stirring elite people who are hurt point
  10/02/17
Posted moar pics.
khaki stage
  10/02/17
...
Angry Twinkling Theater Haunted Graveyard
  10/02/17
Delivered
deep comical candlestick maker property
  09/09/20
lmao cant believ ei missed this thread
chest-beating station filthpig
  10/02/17
;)
khaki stage
  10/03/17
https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ
khaki stage
  10/02/17
...
khaki stage
  10/02/17
She was a nurse before LS https://imgur.com/a/5boxb ...
khaki stage
  10/02/17
Update?
magenta sex offender
  10/04/17
She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.
khaki stage
  10/04/17
modernity.txt
Mind-boggling orchid coffee pot parlor
  10/04/17
she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women
Abusive puce nursing home masturbator
  10/04/17
I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.
khaki stage
  10/04/17
Welp! Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch ...
khaki stage
  12/22/17
is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit
electric set cuck
  12/22/17
I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she ...
khaki stage
  12/22/17
...
aromatic temple
  12/22/17
Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder? New ...
khaki stage
  04/05/18
She’s a woman
flatulent dun chapel
  04/05/18
Probably the best answer out there, tbh.
khaki stage
  04/05/18
...
vivacious charcoal hell
  04/05/18
...
khaki stage
  08/17/19
...
Coiffed library
  04/05/18
Lol so sad
beady-eyed tan area gay wizard
  10/28/18
Jesus I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell i...
khaki stage
  05/20/18
She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of ...
khaki stage
  10/04/18
She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage....
Cordovan house-broken puppy
  10/04/18
CR TY
khaki stage
  10/04/18
I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally reta...
khaki stage
  01/20/19
180
talented disturbing hominid bawdyhouse
  04/15/19
...
big bearded pisswyrm church building
  08/17/19
LOL
Lascivious buff site tattoo
  11/25/19
lmao
Alcoholic deranged skinny woman rehab
  11/25/19
lol
glassy stag film
  09/09/20
...
razzle deer antler
  09/09/20
...
stimulating plaza toaster
  09/09/20
...
charismatic round eye heaven
  09/11/20
Jfc
Fragrant Chocolate Casino
  01/17/21
Lol
Cerebral associate
  11/24/22
Update?
geriatric bonkers halford tanning salon
  09/09/20
dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts: ...
Heady institution
  09/09/20
She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems...
khaki stage
  09/09/20
correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely mea...
Heady institution
  09/09/20
Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday
khaki stage
  09/11/20
tyfys
Nighttime dilemma
  09/11/20
Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months...
khaki stage
  09/21/20
...
khaki stage
  12/25/20
What a fucking weird message. Women r sick
Saffron Provocative Space
  01/17/21
What did it say
Razzle-dazzle cyan box office
  11/24/22
Dirte, where the fuck are you?
Grizzly floppy legend shrine
  09/17/22
https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb LOL
khaki stage
  11/24/22
Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM Author: dirte https://...
Lascivious buff site tattoo
  11/24/22
holy shit he’s alive, 180
Clear exciting mediation
  11/24/22
We love you Dirte
talented disturbing hominid bawdyhouse
  11/24/22
...
useless awkward corn cake
  11/24/22
Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls
marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction
  11/24/22
...
Grizzly floppy legend shrine
  11/24/22
You still poast!?
crimson pontificating
  11/24/22
Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.
Irradiated juggernaut
  11/24/22
...
Maize mentally impaired half-breed
  11/24/22
...
hairraiser nowag multi-billionaire
  11/24/22
what a chad
Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap
  11/24/22
Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How wo...
Motley
  11/24/22
...
Carnelian Travel Guidebook
  11/24/22
Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re b...
Cerebral associate
  11/24/22
I love this thread
vivacious charcoal hell
  08/09/23
I can't believe this was almost a decade ago Imgur must h...
dirte
  08/26/25
180 even without the nudes
Begs the Jewish Question
  08/26/25
Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.
No pants Mance
  08/26/25


Poast new message in this thread



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: khaki stage

Seriously concerned about her crotch in this pic. Women are dirty sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/Khsjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201760)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Misanthropic principal's office useless brakes

omg that tub

you should date her just to get access to that tub wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201768)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: khaki stage

Lol. Literally didn't even notice the tub. Looks nice tho now that I'm looking at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201777)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

Maybe its the way the water is swirling, but she looks like she might have a penis between her legs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201798)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: chrome glittery address

would schnarf that--not gonna lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030257)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: titillating mahogany market genital piercing

Pretty sure you poasted this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201770)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: khaki stage

Very similar. This one is new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201783)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha

how old is she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201771)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: khaki stage

40ish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201786)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:11 PM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201775)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: khaki stage

Yeah... wish I had the balls to talk like this to chicks I was actually interested in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201801)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency

god they are such whores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201778)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Curious corner

write back "Very pretty lady;; very beautful;; pls be in sending a more photo.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201779)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: insane excitant garrison philosopher-king

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201791)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: khaki stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201793)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/dafJV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201815)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:17 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

you couldn't even correct the grammar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201824)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: khaki stage

Nope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201835)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring frisky jewess cuckoldry

Loool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201831)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:18 PM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201838)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency

quotes ruin it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201844)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: khaki stage

Cut and paste fail. Noticed after I sent it. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201851)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha

what was her response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201855)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: khaki stage

Still waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201867)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201947)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: khaki stage

Nothing yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201961)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/8TjGa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202002)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202011)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:43 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/4kY41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202062)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha

180000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202073)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/pjzZY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202092)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202111)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:50 PM
Author: insane excitant garrison philosopher-king

one would've thought that after what we've been through we'd have learned that if someone tells us we don't want to see the butthole, we don't want to see the butthole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202122)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/0rfvr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202190)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:56 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202195)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/uuWra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202200)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

gooch! omg, that amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202209)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: khaki stage

I'm cracking up and loling irl right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202217)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Plum wrinkle

So good. Thank you for this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208364)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/Ekpgd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202253)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency

hahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202282)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:39 AM
Author: Carmine domesticated laser beams

LMAO 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202824)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: drunken affirmative action

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32203956)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:06 AM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

lmaooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: sapphire galvanic base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32205745)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling low-t public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208901)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: histrionic school goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214454)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: massive hairy legs clown

179, "cum cannon" would be 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32234117)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

Thundercock makes it 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014154)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid coffee pot parlor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370305)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Kink-friendly vermilion pit antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370315)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:57 AM
Author: Saffron Provocative Space

180!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#37111138)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:35 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

ho lee fuk, crying IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891406)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:20 PM
Author: khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40893306)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Vengeful laughsome theatre preventive strike

lmfao this might be the hardest I've laughed on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#41769946)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:07 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#41769992)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:10 PM
Author: Grizzly floppy legend shrine

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540052)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:38 PM
Author: Cerebral associate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540465)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Pale bossy range french chef

AAA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540582)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

damn this girl is dirty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202202)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:18 AM
Author: deep comical candlestick maker property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204101)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: khaki stage

So prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208814)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:49 PM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202115)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: deep comical candlestick maker property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204096)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: ivory dog poop

lol "who typed the message"--write back "I rill like your photo. I rikke a eat a pussy cat. I rrikke a eat oatmeal. i no rike milk.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202024)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: blue spot roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202037)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: dashing salmon weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209028)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202075)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:46 PM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202084)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:17 AM
Author: Poppy business firm old irish cottage

LJL at women - "I want to cum on your face and you to slurp my dick for every last drop". Her: "I want that too. Then I want to wake up cuddled on your chest"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202768)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Fishy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208961)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214198)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:05 AM
Author: Contagious coral prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32246753)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:47 AM
Author: vigorous indian lodge

Send her the xo link for context

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#38090524)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:36 AM
Author: khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891227)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: big bearded pisswyrm church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201967)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: vivacious charcoal hell

Need to inform her that you don't want throat and mouth cancer from eating her pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209437)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Racy Harsh Locale Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32234107)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: insane excitant garrison philosopher-king

i think she might be a "woman of the cock." what firm does she work at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201806)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Fishy stage

Jfc i just threw up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201843)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: cocky amethyst sanctuary

wtf is going on between her legs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201854)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: khaki stage

See op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201861)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:25 PM
Author: khaki stage

The previous ones she sent me. I'll never bang though. It's fun fucking with her though

https://imgur.com/a/mFEao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201894)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:26 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201903)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: khaki stage

Yeah, I think that's from selfie stretching or something. She's old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201918)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Demanding son of senegal

Would jizz and piss on it still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201928)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:30 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

http://tpwd.texas.gov/regulations/outdoor-annual/regs/animals/turkey/@@download/image/turkey.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201935)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: khaki stage

Was thinking more Janet Reno. But, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201968)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

why wouldn't you bang? It ain't that bad....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201915)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: khaki stage

She's married. Lives a long way away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201924)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

wait, so how did you even start texting with her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201932)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: khaki stage

She started texting me on FB. Went to LS with her. She professed a crush she never told me about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201950)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency

good lord they are such whores

describe her facebook photos with family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201965)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: khaki stage

Normal happy family. Nothing peculiar. Hubby seems like a good dood that loves her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201983)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: deep comical candlestick maker property

You show marked restraint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204112)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: Vibrant sienna rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204229)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201991)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency

i hate cheaters

could never do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202039)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:48 PM
Author: khaki stage

Me too. Wouldn't do that to another. This is harmless though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202106)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency

idk man, ask her husband that. can't speak for you but she has the intent

what does this slut do for a living

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202173)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:06 AM
Author: khaki stage

If it's not me texting, she would or probably is fucking others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202285)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: violent navy locus dragon

Very noble of you. I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40892130)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: insane excitant garrison philosopher-king

poast some pix of cucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201966)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: khaki stage

Nah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201993)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202015)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: unhinged concupiscible police squad trump supporter

Twist: OP is the cucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204670)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202033)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: gay meetinghouse boistinker

Man, she loves that tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202012)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Misanthropic principal's office useless brakes

*I* love that tub. And its not even my tub.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202835)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:14 AM
Author: violet beta telephone place of business

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/c/c5/Ursula_transparent.png/revision/latest?cb=20151204152846

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202759)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: khaki stage

I LOL'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32205065)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:45 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

I've definitely fucked thos fake tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014131)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:44 AM
Author: Cordovan house-broken puppy

She looks jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891424)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: boyish cruise ship immigrant

lol she looks totally fuckable man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201973)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: medicated thriller university boiling water

damn. great rack. would smash (assuming face isn't hideous)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201978)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: khaki stage

Face is much better than body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201990)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

you should have fucked her in law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202041)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: khaki stage

I was banging her best friend. This dook chick with a stinky puss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202169)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202180)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:04 AM
Author: khaki stage

All I have are her shrew biglaw profile pics (the dookie)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202267)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha

does she have any kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32201997)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: khaki stage

A few

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202004)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:39 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha

wtf

chances she is cheating? i mean IRL with somebody else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202019)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:41 PM
Author: khaki stage

I would guess very high. Complains of hubbies small limp dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202035)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:52 PM
Author: gay meetinghouse boistinker

Does she refer to him as 'Hubby'? Because that's what you call someone when you are fucking people other than them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202148)



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Date: December 21st, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: khaki stage

Nah. She says his first name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202210)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Disrespectful brunch incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014226)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: chrome glittery address

poast complaints!! Poast complaints!!! Goddamn it poast complaints!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030263)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:16 AM
Author: Odious Hospital

gotta get her to show that anus. "Come on girl, don't be shy. Give me something good. I don't need no barbie dolls; give me something real."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:03 AM
Author: silver state

SUPERMAN DAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202725)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Bespoke menage toilet seat

stfu faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: painfully honest fear-inspiring lodge headpube

180 thread any face pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202739)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:57 AM
Author: khaki stage

I'm not going to do that to her. If she was a hairdresser or something, I probably would.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204889)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:16 AM
Author: blue spot roast beef

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202764)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:23 AM
Author: Poppy business firm old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202789)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 2:36 AM
Author: Flirting amber gas station psychic

You are one of the all-time great poasters brother, I hope you know that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202817)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:58 AM
Author: khaki stage

I'm the bort idiot. This stuff is entertaining though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204904)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 3:11 AM
Author: big bearded pisswyrm church building

180 thread man. I would love to see video of a random shrew reading this all and seeing the pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32202880)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: Nighttime dilemma

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32203985)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: Bespoke menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33473870)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 AM
Author: filthy den

not flame, i think i saw that crotch in the 'terrifying sea creature" thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32203999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:15 AM
Author: milky electric furnace office

fuckin' A, great fuckin' thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204087)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:17 AM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204092)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: Crystalline zombie-like national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204114)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: Wonderful jade home ladyboy

Came here to say this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204178)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap

a bit sad i missed this thread last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204308)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204999)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:37 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

even though that last pic made me throw away dinner ty for your service, OP. *salute*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:37 PM
Author: vivacious charcoal hell

Haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209643)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: khaki stage

I fell asleep and woke up to a bunch more texts.

LOL @ Jooish sluts.

https://imgur.com/a/YA7j7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204624)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: arousing crackhouse reading party

last couple of lines sounds like commercial for cotton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204656)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Chartreuse house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204699)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204926)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:17 PM
Author: Avocado Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208647)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:25 PM
Author: onyx sandwich

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208706)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: diverse pocket flask cumskin

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209616)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: vivacious charcoal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209623)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: histrionic school goyim

the fabric of our lives ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214480)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: Disrespectful brunch incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014235)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid coffee pot parlor

i fucking love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370316)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:59 PM
Author: Translucent faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370428)



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Date: May 18th, 2020 6:29 PM
Author: diverse pocket flask cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40232499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Crystalline zombie-like national

i like how she didn't get a response for 10 minutes, and then went to the anal line hoping to get more attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: khaki stage

Thought that was funny too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204709)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: khaki stage

Still haven't responded to her

https://imgur.com/a/otcqT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32207852)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208401)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: chrome glittery address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030267)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:53 PM
Author: Seedy Center

now that she's waxed tell her to send a pic of her hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208452)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Fishy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208988)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 11:29 AM
Author: Indigo queen of the night gaping

To be ric flair,

woo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32204669)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: khaki stage

Just made my non-law buddy read this thread.

His response:

"She's probably on another forum posting screenshots of these texts!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32205059)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 6:36 PM
Author: flesh internet-worthy piazza

Urbanbaby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32207894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: lake spectacular parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208340)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:12 PM
Author: Wonderful jade home ladyboy

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208940)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: khaki stage

THREAD IS GOING TO DELIVER

IT IS UTTERLY DISGUSTINGLY REPULSIVE

https://imgur.com/a/0L5TX

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208621)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:14 PM
Author: insane excitant garrison philosopher-king

i just realized i'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208629)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:01 PM
Author: sick adulterous lay yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208894)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: flesh internet-worthy piazza

Weird me too. Only took upper thigh spider veins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209018)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209135)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: dashing salmon weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209368)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Plum wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214216)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: appetizing ticket booth legal warrant

Jesus. . What did I just see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030218)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: chest-beating station filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352046)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:00 PM
Author: Translucent faggotry

Me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370437)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:37 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891408)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 8:49 AM
Author: Transparent mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891667)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:44 AM
Author: deep comical candlestick maker property

you don't say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40892144)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:16 PM
Author: Avocado Karate

Wow, that's beat. After those nice tits and the rest (minus the sun-damaged neck), I was expecting better.

Awesome thread, btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208639)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:18 PM
Author: impressive canary feces

Bridge too far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208653)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: onyx sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208710)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: histrionic school goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214488)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Crystalline zombie-like national

Very disappointing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208673)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

THOO DARK!~

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208823)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Fighting native

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208872)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: violet beta telephone place of business

spaghetti?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208891)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: exhilarant hunting ground voyeur

was wondering if she was referring to her own veiny inner thighs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209746)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha

18000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208898)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:02 PM
Author: twisted kitty

needs a manicure



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208899)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: twisted kitty

she wants that thing eaten and licked for hours?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208907)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: khaki stage

http://img.pandawhale.com/82994-home-alone-OH-NO-gif-bKoY.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209034)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: Judgmental School Cafeteria National Security Agency

i recant what i said, you are doing her husband a favor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208919)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: blue spot roast beef

Rather have a nice clean weiner in my mouth and I'm not even gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208935)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 6:48 AM
Author: Nighttime dilemma

that's what so crazy about this whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33029804)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Fishy stage

Jfc that looks like a homeless guys face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Sepia elastic band

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209032)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209588)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: exhilarant hunting ground voyeur

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209750)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:58 AM
Author: violent navy locus dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33029995)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: Bespoke menage toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030009)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: drunken affirmative action

Xo bannon tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030266)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:59 AM
Author: Racy Harsh Locale Hissy Fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33865231)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: vivacious charcoal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33866957)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:04 AM
Author: Hateful Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#37110934)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#37111275)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:42 AM
Author: khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#38090502)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:41 PM
Author: Cerebral associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540469)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed trailer park love of her life

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209026)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap

would still bang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209134)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: adventurous slap-happy resort sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214512)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:38 PM
Author: marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540149)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: buck-toothed chestnut international law enforcement agency abode

that pussy looks cavernous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209366)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

3 kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014183)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: khaki stage

2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014221)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Hilarious senate stain

So here are the last 20 minutes of my life:

1. I clicked on this thread and saw a poast indicating dirte had poasted an epic imgur of a 40+ y/o law shrew vag

2. I clicked on the imgur link because of course there was no turning back at that point

3. I saw the horrifying pictures of the IRL sarlacc pit

4. I heard my wife's footsteps walking away from the living room, presumably towards the bathroom, the route for which passes right behind my desk

5. I started mashing the "close" button on my browser

6. My computer (2 y/o iMac 27"), on which I just downloaded OS Sierra, froze

7. Footsteps grew louder and closer

8. I desperately pounded and held down the power button on the back of the machine to shut it off.

9. It didn't shut off as footsteps grew closer

10. I yanked the plug out literally 3 seconds before my wife would have walked behind me on the way to the bathroom and seen the photos dirte poasted

11. I blamed my hyperventilating on my stress over work and our upcoming holiday trip tomorrow at 7 AM

12. I am inexplicably motivated to oral sex my wife tonight



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209499)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: khaki stage

LMAO for real!

Be thankful for your wife's beautiful gooch.

Can you imagine her reaction if she saw you looking at that nasty cooter? *looks at you with disgust* REALLY?

EDIT: just googled Sarlacc Pit. I'm even LOLing harder IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209563)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: medicated thriller university boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32234082)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Crystalline zombie-like national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32234095)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: appetizing ticket booth legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030220)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:08 AM
Author: Passionate scarlet cuckold goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#38699877)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:24 AM
Author: Bateful Nudist New Version Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40892059)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: cocky amethyst sanctuary

holy shit that made me sick to my stomach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030105)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:47 PM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352008)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: aromatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34986716)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: Slate Hall Boltzmann

WTFF R U DOING TEXTING MY WIFFEE???!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208908)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 9:13 PM
Author: blue spot roast beef

Send her more ifnb lines

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32208942)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209569)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: khaki stage

Nah... told her my phone was dying. Seriously lost all interest after seeing the Sarlacc Pit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209601)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209620)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:42 PM
Author: 180 sable sneaky criminal

So does she know this is just games, or do you think she is holding out for you to propose a meetup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209681)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: khaki stage

She said she wants to fly to Alaska anytime I say so and be my sex slave as long as I'll have her.

I keep coming up with reasons for her not to come up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209700)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: exhilarant hunting ground voyeur

get a true from-behind butthold pic for us brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209754)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:53 PM
Author: khaki stage

I'm pretty sure we've all seen enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209765)



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Date: December 22nd, 2016 10:52 PM
Author: brindle idiot field

Lol at all the low-T faggots in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32209758)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:43 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

(guy who would rather have throat cancer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214192)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: khaki stage

Haven't responded yet

https://imgur.com/a/9kUkq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214159)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:42 PM
Author: Shaky talking ceo alpha

dont ghost her. let her down easy

holy fuck that tub pic was misleading. i have low standards but even i cant go near this one after recent developments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214187)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: khaki stage

Ok. Didn't ghost her. I'm a liar though

https://imgur.com/a/RDL7X

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214429)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

Still need the hold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014195)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

DP with toys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891409)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Nighttime dilemma

*calls for thermite plasma airstrike on this thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214222)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:34 PM
Author: lake spectacular parlour

*radios enemadood for backup support*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214435)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:11 AM
Author: Nighttime dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32246768)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: histrionic school goyim

what would happen if you legit ghosted her ? I have a feeling she would come unhinged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214511)



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Date: December 23rd, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: khaki stage

I think she's falling in love to be honest. Creeping me out. At first I thought she was just bored and fucking around. But the more I ignore her, the more she texts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32214550)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: khaki stage

Bitch is batshit crazy. Fuck it! I'm ghosting her.

Unhinging coming soon to a thread near you

https://imgur.com/a/7fPKD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32230226)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Plum wrinkle

This thread is the only thing keeping me going these days. Thank you so much man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32230244)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: khaki stage

This thread is a literal documentary on the mental illness of American women. How nutso is this chick? I've literally never even touched her and haven't seen her in a decade. Luckily she lives 4,000 miles away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32230306)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32230570)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:50 PM
Author: Plum wrinkle

her strings of consecutive texts without receiving a response are terrifying. I was sure she would at some point snap and call you a piece of shit or ask why you were ignoring her but that never happened. She just continued to send you aggressively sexual messages and didn't even notice that you weren't responding. I found that fascinating. I wonder what her marriage is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32233994)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:03 PM
Author: Vengeful laughsome theatre preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#41769977)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: Disrespectful brunch incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014273)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:10 PM
Author: Transparent mad cow disease

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32230294)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: cocky amethyst sanctuary

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32230304)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: Supple idea he suggested stead

fuckin LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32230571)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:35 PM
Author: mewling forum double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32233875)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:16 AM
Author: irate doobsian water buffalo

normally i don't like people who ghost others but im pretty sure she would fly to ur house and dismember you alive at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32246782)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:42 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

You are a scholar for sharing this research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014105)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:37 AM
Author: Nighttime dilemma

she hit you with dat please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40902643)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:44 PM
Author: khaki stage

The real TWIST to this story that XO may or may not appreciate is that her husband is HAPA, born in Taiwan.

Not sure of relevance though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32233940)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 1:52 PM
Author: twisted kitty

not that there's anything wrong with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32234002)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:10 AM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32246766)



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Date: December 28th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: irate doobsian water buffalo

how does that change anything?

a cuckold of any other race is a cuckold still

(would have been kinda funny if he was black though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#32246822)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:49 AM
Author: out-of-control cracking step-uncle's house

this thread would surely put him six feet under, lol!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33029755)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:30 AM
Author: khaki stage

Jesus. She is sooo crazy and mentally ill

Fixed:

https://imgur.com/a/rdMqq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014006)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: maniacal church

Broken link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014120)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: khaki stage

one sec, going to re-upload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014128)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:44 AM
Author: peach aphrodisiac whorehouse

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014121)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: khaki stage

Fixed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014153)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: Hideous pistol liquid oxygen

wait have you met up at all yet or all text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014143)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: khaki stage

ALL TEXT

Me ignoring her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014156)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap

you should make her your sex slave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014151)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:50 AM
Author: khaki stage

At this point, I'm pretty sure I could shit in her mouth, literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014172)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap

rate her on a scale from 1-10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014189)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: khaki stage

Before I saw the pussy/hold shots, I would have said an age adjusted 6.5. Now, a solid 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014215)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:55 AM
Author: Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap

an age-adjusted 6.5 is bangable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014232)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: khaki stage

I'm 100% certain that on my next ski trip she will meet me at whatever ski resort I go to and get used and abused willingly.

She will probably pay for the condo and all my meals. She's a rich jewess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014246)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

Enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014288)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

You owe it to the boart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014220)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Disrespectful brunch incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33014284)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained multi-colored location

link broken bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030092)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:21 AM
Author: khaki stage

She just keeps sending me more unsolicited nudes. Can't tell if she thinks she's hot, or really insecure.

Literally have zero interest in her.

For XO to laugh or enjoy, or both.

https://imgur.com/a/0u4Cy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33029734)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 5:30 AM
Author: out-of-control cracking step-uncle's house

i think i puked in my mouth a little bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33029744)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:19 AM
Author: khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33871636)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: cocky amethyst sanctuary

eh looks a little gross here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030096)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 10:02 PM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33474019)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: violent navy locus dragon

180. But why did u grab ur cock to suck every last drop?

Edit: Read the rest of the thread. Bish is crazy and nasty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33029973)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: submissive razzmatazz organic girlfriend

Holy shit don't know how I missed this thread first time around. Best thread since Belgian couch surfer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33030253)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: khaki stage

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33034155)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:26 PM
Author: aromatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34986791)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: khaki stage

If this wasn't so sad, it'd be hilarious

https://imgur.com/a/7f8d3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33052887)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:46 PM
Author: painfully honest fear-inspiring lodge headpube

Just text her "I really think you should be more faithful to your husband. Please look in the mirror." And see what she says

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33052914)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 12:16 PM
Author: khaki stage

I'll prob say this soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33866780)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Emerald digit ratio

lmao wtf jesus christ

her poor husband

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33053010)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: painfully honest fear-inspiring lodge headpube

Would love to see her reaction if he said that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33053264)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Avocado Karate

Ugh, this has gotten sad. She's so desperate for attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33053250)



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Date: April 11th, 2017 10:48 PM
Author: Know-it-all Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33052935)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:43 AM
Author: khaki stage

Lol.

She's started texting me again after 3 months of radio silence. For some reason this pic really turns me on.

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33865209)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:45 AM
Author: Brilliant quadroon

does her first name happen to begin with an E?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33865213)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:47 AM
Author: khaki stage

It's at the top of the text stream from my contacts...

Alexis.

Every Alexis I've ever met is a whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33865215)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 3:52 AM
Author: Fuchsia marketing idea

A filthy Jew whore?

Color me shocked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33865223)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:32 PM
Author: aromatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34986835)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:14 AM
Author: trip outnumbered azn

holy shit man

aint marriage a motherfucker

anyway to diagnose these incredibly whorish tendencies on the front end?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33865241)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 4:17 AM
Author: khaki stage

You're barking up the wrong tree brother.

Really wish I knew, otherwise I wouldn't be a single daddy grudge fucking appsluts right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#33865247)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:40 AM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891411)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:45 PM
Author: khaki stage

Welp! She continues to send unsolicited pics.

Edit:

New link

https://imgur.com/a/8kaXH



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34351987)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: Fishy stage

yikes

is that something they do to keep the dick from popping back out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352013)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:49 PM
Author: vivacious charcoal hell

Whoa that's not what I was expecting lol. Did you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352029)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Stirring elite people who are hurt point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352064)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:54 PM
Author: khaki stage

Posted moar pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352084)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:09 PM
Author: Angry Twinkling Theater Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352230)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:45 AM
Author: deep comical candlestick maker property

Delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40892151)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: chest-beating station filthpig

lmao cant believ ei missed this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352059)



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Date: October 3rd, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: khaki stage

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34356037)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:20 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://imgur.com/a/mpQjJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352345)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352932)



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Date: October 2nd, 2017 10:25 PM
Author: khaki stage

She was a nurse before LS

https://imgur.com/a/5boxb



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34352397)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 4:59 PM
Author: magenta sex offender

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34366943)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:43 PM
Author: khaki stage

She wanted to phone sex with me, but I said I was too tired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370274)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 10:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling orchid coffee pot parlor

modernity.txt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370362)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: Abusive puce nursing home masturbator

she a cuckquean? why so much talk about fucking other women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370447)



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Date: October 4th, 2017 11:03 PM
Author: khaki stage

I was just trying to piss her off and see how she reacted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34370459)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: khaki stage

Welp!

Nothing exciting in this one, but this crazy bitch is still texting me. Always 100% initiated by her. I haven't seen her in almost 13 years since I graduated from LS. Not sure how to get her to stop texting me.

https://imgur.com/a/X6lMA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34986551)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 4:58 PM
Author: electric set cuck

is she sending you amazon links for you to buy her shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34986571)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: khaki stage

I don't know. I think she was just implying that's what she wants. Should I ask her if she's bought it yet?

I'm not spending a dime on her. I actually feel really bad for her husband.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34986618)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 5:30 PM
Author: aromatic temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#34986825)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:08 PM
Author: khaki stage

Can someone diagnose this bitches mental disorder?

New from yesterday

https://imgur.com/a/oW6h6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#35774451)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: flatulent dun chapel

She’s a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#35774472)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: khaki stage

Probably the best answer out there, tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#35774475)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:24 PM
Author: vivacious charcoal hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#35774564)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 1:59 AM
Author: khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#38699862)



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Date: April 5th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Coiffed library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#35774540)



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Date: October 28th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: beady-eyed tan area gay wizard

Lol so sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#37111121)



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Date: May 20th, 2018 5:47 PM
Author: khaki stage

Jesus

I thought she’d just stop texting me. Can’t tell if this is endearing or just psychotic.

No nudes this time...

https://imgur.com/a/Ik2DzXp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#36091753)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: khaki stage

She blocked me on FB after I put a laughing emoji at one of her histrionic Anti-Kavanaugh posts.

Should I bother with this skank. 100% odds.

https://imgur.com/a/oW0eb3S

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#36957130)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: Cordovan house-broken puppy

She was chasing you. Has nothing to offer you. Don't engage. They always come crawling back. Especially one this crazy and lonely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#36957149)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: khaki stage

CR

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#36957155)



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Date: January 20th, 2019 12:03 PM
Author: khaki stage

I’m beginning to think this chick is functionally retarded in addition to her severe mental illness. I thought I finally got rid of her in October after offending her. Then on Friday I woke up to this text. Still haven’t responded.

https://imgur.com/a/pM9XvnK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#37626083)



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Date: April 15th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: talented disturbing hominid bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#38090520)



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Date: August 17th, 2019 2:05 AM
Author: big bearded pisswyrm church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#38699874)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:25 AM
Author: Lascivious buff site tattoo

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#39169188)



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Date: November 25th, 2019 11:55 AM
Author: Alcoholic deranged skinny woman rehab

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#39169344)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 2:40 AM
Author: glassy stag film

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891232)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 6:38 AM
Author: razzle deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891410)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: stimulating plaza toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40892023)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:06 AM
Author: charismatic round eye heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40902612)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 3:05 PM
Author: Fragrant Chocolate Casino

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#41770316)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:36 PM
Author: Cerebral associate

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540460)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 7:51 AM
Author: geriatric bonkers halford tanning salon

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891533)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:02 AM
Author: Heady institution

dirte, here is a message to send her next time she texts:

Alexis, you are an amazing, sexy woman, and your husband is a lucky man. Unfortunately, I think we should not contact each other any more. I've struggled with this decision for a while, but I feel strongly that it's the right one. You are wonderful, and I will remember our connection fondly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40891938)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:17 AM
Author: khaki stage

She hasn’t contacted me in a long time, but this seems much more humane than the flat out ghosting i gave her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40892017)



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Date: September 9th, 2020 10:31 AM
Author: Heady institution

correct. ghosting is very cruel, even though it's rarely meant that way, and by ending things directly, you are getting a better result (no lingering follow ups) and making it easier for the other person to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40892078)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: khaki stage

Gratuitous bump for those that missed me in my heyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40902560)



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Date: September 11th, 2020 2:44 AM
Author: Nighttime dilemma

tyfys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40902650)



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Date: September 21st, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: khaki stage

Aaaand, just received this text out of the blue after months of no contact

https://imgur.com/gallery/Mo8HJSX

Seems kind of bitter

LOL, she blocked me on FB, but just randomly came across this info

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#40960586)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: khaki stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#41615453)



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Date: January 17th, 2021 2:21 PM
Author: Saffron Provocative Space

What a fucking weird message. Women r sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#41770085)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:03 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle cyan box office

What did it say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540623)



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Date: September 17th, 2022 1:19 AM
Author: Grizzly floppy legend shrine

Dirte, where the fuck are you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45184840)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: khaki stage

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540033)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:07 PM
Author: Lascivious buff site tattoo

Date: November 24th, 2022 2:06 PM

Author: dirte

https://ibb.co/pKLHfHb

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540040)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Clear exciting mediation

holy shit he’s alive, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540121)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:41 PM
Author: talented disturbing hominid bawdyhouse

We love you Dirte

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540156)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:31 PM
Author: useless awkward corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540134)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:37 PM
Author: marvelous sweet tailpipe dysfunction

Glad your alive friend ask for more nudes pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540145)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:53 PM
Author: Grizzly floppy legend shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540332)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:51 PM
Author: crimson pontificating

You still poast!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540165)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: Irradiated juggernaut

Hey buddy. Hope ur doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540339)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:33 PM
Author: Maize mentally impaired half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540451)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:35 PM
Author: hairraiser nowag multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540457)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 5:46 PM
Author: Sooty kitchen mad-dog skullcap

what a chad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540587)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Motley

Brother, it's great to know that you're still around. How would you rate this shrew as a farter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540649)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 2:26 PM
Author: Carnelian Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540120)



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Date: November 24th, 2022 4:48 PM
Author: Cerebral associate

Epic thread with many twists and turns. Happy you’re better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#45540480)



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Date: August 9th, 2023 2:53 PM
Author: vivacious charcoal hell

I love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#46648717)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 8:01 AM
Author: dirte

I can't believe this was almost a decade ago

Imgur must have deleted all the nudes, fucking bullshit man.

This was the only link where you can kind of see her body. (I clicked on all of them)

https://imgur.com/a/LlSuq

I'm older, fatter, and balder and I doubt any chick would send me texts like this these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#49213004)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Begs the Jewish Question

180 even without the nudes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#49214733)



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Date: August 26th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: No pants Mance

Epic thread. When you make em tingle it sparks crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3468138&forum_id=2Elisa#49215271)