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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:17 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit

They say vaginas are 'self-cleaning,' but try going down on a woman after a week of hiking in the backcountry without any bathing. You'll learn something about yourself that day. Yet even in regular circumstances, we get all whiny about the smell of a little ripe slime or the odd bathroom blowout. I had an extended conversation with another poaster about how much of a no-no it is when a woman has a messy, smelly car. Just her CAR. We're squeamish around here. You routinely see XO posters not flame ranting about the horrors of a faint whiff of butthole aroma when they mount up from behind. And most young guys have had a liquor-fueled group throwdown where they all admit to being grossed out by eating pussy and rank pussy smell. XO is so focused on it that we have all agreed: the ultimate act of homosexuality is penetrating an aroused woman's wet vagina.

Now think of an Inuit hunter or a nomadic Mongol herder. Keep in mind, these guys lived the exact same lifestyle for thousands of years. Hundreds and hundreds of generations lived and died with very little substantive difference from one century to the next. The Inuit dude spends most of his time in cloistered, smoky skin tents. His female partner, probably one of a handful he'll ever know - provided he gets to have regular sex at any point in his life which is far from certain - never really washes herself in any fashion. Nearly every time he fucks her, her slime has been compounding for months. Not a few weeks of festering. Months. The aesthetics of the slimehold are governed by birthing multiple children before the age of 18 and a diet of 80% sea mammal flesh. Every single time Inuit man ever fucks her, it's in a raunchy little shelter lined with piss-soaked hides and endless fecal coliform bacteria. The only kind of pussy he has ever known, the only kind of pussy his forebears ever knew, and the only kind of pussy his sons will ever know was mind-bendingly, devastatingly gross. A primeval nightmare, like Lovecraft.

And ohhhhh boy does Inuit man fuck her. Fucks her hard, bros. Fucks her with vigor, gusto, passion, and raw virility far beyond what you have ever summoned save for the first few times you got your sad little pisswyrm wet. He loves pounding his mate's inconceivably greasy, grizzled, curdled hair pie. He doesn't hesitate to cover himself in that awful cooze glue. After he's back from a punishing weeks-long seal hunt out on the flows, he probably comes home so horny that he'll drop three loads straight into her without pausing. He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

The Mongol guy is no different. Those people didn't wash. They had vile diets and they were completely reliant on animal products. Manure covered their possessions and their living environments were filthy, most of all from themselves. Everyone smelled inconceivably bad. Mongol man, unfazed, ravenously slurped that putrid box and savored the juices in his equally noxious beard. Primitive, illiterate people had far fewer options to occupy their free time and quiet moments. They fucked 10X as often as we do, in all their verminous glory. Mongol woman's body only gets submerged in water a few times in her whole life, yet Mongol man would never fail to fill his wife up with a pint of reproductive fluids month in, month out. Raging gushers into Mongol woman's evil bad slit, every time. When Mongol man bends his lady over, there isn't going to be some tame whiff. It's full barnyard, and Mongol man lustily relishes every reeking moment.

Most of humanity lived like this, if they were lucky, for 99.5% of human civilization. Sex was an intuitive mixture of instinct and spiritual rite that we participated in as a simple matter of existence. Taboos built up in most cultures but back toward our more natural state, millions and millions of ancient bros merrily dove into slime pots that would traumatize a modern person. A pussy that would probably make it impossible for a neutered, prissy little 21st century shrewdood to maintain an erection was Mongol man's prize possession. He loved nothing better in life than tucking into that hot nasty beef oven.

Inuit man? Savagely fucks the froth out of a brutal gash that smells like putrified fish gut. Spineless modern peterman types? Whining on the internet because after going out drinking with her for six hours in muggy NYC heat, a chubby intern's vagina had a detectable odor when they were in the sack. Inuit man lived more life in a week than we do in a year.

I'm sure primitive Europe was largely the same and filthy medieval pussy has always been joked about. I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. Maybe that's why equatorial cultures are so shiftless and easily dominated. Fresh pussy and abundant shellfish keep us pacified. Fulano please cum take me away from this place.

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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: Racy Maroon Macaca

" I sort of wonder if maybe the most pleasant pussy was really primitive tropical cultures where women were in the ocean frequently, tempering the slime's ph balance. "

This is borne out by the history of the Spanish conquest of the Aztecs and Indians. Pretty much the first thing those Euro conquistadors did was slam the native women.



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Racy Maroon Macaca

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quispe_Sisa

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: violent locale trump supporter

mongol women didn't have messy, smelly cars

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Diverse field dingle berry



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:34 AM
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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:42 AM
Author: arousing legal warrant

lmao

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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Greedy People Who Are Hurt

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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:55 AM
Author: brass antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928461)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 7:33 PM
Author: godawful irradiated dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44168365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored disgusting shrine

can't believe i read all of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996338)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:23 AM
Author: fantasy-prone puce headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996340)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness

moniker gold everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996350)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:26 AM
Author: bossy heady nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996365)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness

holy shit exactly what i was looking at

and "cloistered, smoky skin tents"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996377)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness

greasy, grizzled, smoky little hair pie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996435)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Federal Misanthropic Dysfunction Therapy

Inuit Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997010)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: olive jet-lagged stock car point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000083)



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Date: August 31st, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: mauve tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45098027)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45868254)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 4:44 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49551653)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Federal Misanthropic Dysfunction Therapy

Those people didn't wash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997012)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:15 PM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000131)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: flirting spectacular azn shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556921)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:41 AM
Author: Federal Misanthropic Dysfunction Therapy

Traumatizing slime pit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997015)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sandwich

prissy little 21st century shrewdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896907)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:34 PM
Author: disrespectful trip rehab immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602017)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:14 AM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440135)



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Date: March 17th, 2022 6:51 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lodge Haunted Graveyard

indigenous hornballs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44168058)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Self-absorbed brunch fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996358)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:29 AM
Author: Indigo kitty cat famous landscape painting

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996380)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: beta aquamarine menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996474)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 1:50 AM
Author: Mind-boggling rigpig water buffalo

well, uh, damn...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996477)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: yapping library

i bet it was tough for fags in those cultures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996594)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Frisky Cream Hell

twist: they didn't have fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996595)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:22 AM
Author: Greedy People Who Are Hurt

probably the opposite. not much of a difference between dirty pussy and dirty ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996605)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Frisky Cream Hell

just wanted to make the point that homosexuality isn't found in all cultures, especially nomadic and non-agricultural ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996618)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:19 PM
Author: alcoholic space

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000183)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:02 AM
Author: electric sienna meetinghouse

lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_people

The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004924)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Burgundy Contagious Useless Brakes Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004947)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Frisky Cream Hell

great example of a culture that doesn't have "gays" and "straights" like we do. yet homosexuality is genetic, hmm libs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004955)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Bateful Temple Rigor

You went through a lot of effort to make that fake Wikipedia article but it was worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005000)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: brindle vivacious school cafeteria

George20 burnig his birth certificate at 16 years, 11 months. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005719)



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Date: December 19th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34963275)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 2:31 AM
Author: yapping library

a bunch of sex-starved horse raider guys didn't hesitate to fuck their vanquished enemies. you know just to show dominance no gay stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996628)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Prole

what is best in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005669)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:00 AM
Author: Boyish sepia turdskin gaming laptop

Rotting teeth is 1000% worse than some rank puss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996700)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:17 PM
Author: Racy Maroon Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000156)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:01 AM
Author: titillating overrated chad

rotting teeth is more a function of our modern diet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036084)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:09 AM
Author: bossy heady nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996954)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:24 AM
Author: Carnelian Wild Internal Respiration

The bigger difference was the lack of privacy when you shared your tent or room with at least your children, most likely extended family as well. There was no acrobatic, noisy sex going on. It was most likely quick, quiet, subdued, and infrequent Missionary, for your entire life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996976)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: brindle vivacious school cafeteria

These weren't likely Mormon missionary types. I doubt these guys didn't give a fuck about what their 7 sons on the seal pelt adjacent heard or saw after they came back from the hunt.

But yeah, always missionary or doggy rape. Probably 1 min sessions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997027)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:43 AM
Author: hilarious mewling orchestra pit newt

life doesn't get better than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004844)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: tan locus electric furnace

Going down on a woman back then? Checked out at first sentenc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32996994)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 3:02 AM
Author: Vibrant stead halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42480813)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: lavender laughsome business firm

Cavewomen got knocked up at age 13 or something though. So how nasty could a 13 yo slimehole be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997060)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Federal Misanthropic Dysfunction Therapy

Fuck, just tried googling and now there is a knock at my door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997084)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: Talented orange home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887836)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:02 AM
Author: dashing deep ceo foreskin

the slime was probably as rancid as the black death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997069)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:11 AM
Author: brindle vivacious school cafeteria

Never wiped clean so it would just run out and cake itself into the labia folds, creating one engorged pubic mound of fetid wretch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997093)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:16 PM
Author: dashing deep ceo foreskin

*dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000147)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:52 PM
Author: Stirring pozpig spot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556878)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 9:16 AM
Author: Histrionic set jewess

Definitely something to ponder for the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#32997112)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Naked sick theatre filthpig

moar pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000086)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:20 PM
Author: aqua self-centered piazza organic girlfriend

This is why sex was always a kind of a clumsy strictly "rutting affair" until very recently.

The idea of HD close up ass liking or penetration would have seemed insane in 1975.

People just considered the pelvic region a filthy area obscured by atavistic ape hair. And the act of intercourse was just a sight-unseen "thrusting" together of these smelly/unaesthetic nether regions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000185)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:34 PM
Author: spruce plaza

ancient humans had firm bowel movements that pinched off cleanly like a dog's bowel movements. a dog doesn't need toilet paper to keep his ass clean. have you ever wondered why?

if you don't bathe for several months, your body stops reacting to the constant chemical stripping of detergent-soap and eventually levels itself out. your skin and hair stop producing as much oil because they are properly lubricated. the vagina self-regulates its ph and balance of bacteria and yeast. the body hair draws moisture away from the skin so the moisture evaporates, as nature intended. the odors level out and really aren't that bad.

without a high carb/sugar diet to rot them, the teeth don't decay. ((GC)) isn't around to sell you one set of products to wreck your body's natural processes and another set of products to repair them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000323)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: dashing deep ceo foreskin

great poast tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33000347)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: wine impertinent school death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004960)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:18 AM
Author: Bateful Temple Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005006)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:32 AM
Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Prole

great poast...also, regarding ancient bowel movements, you should research the crapper, which is a very old inclusion of a man taking a huge dump in nativity scenes...not kidding...goes back many centuries, prolly even pre-christian...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

http://i.imgur.com/3c8CVam.jpg

people got a lot of fiber in those days...huge turds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005057)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: bossy heady nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005069)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: frum stain half-breed

The Caganer is not the only defecating character in the Catalan Christmas tradition—another is the Tió de Nadal, which also makes extensive use of the image of faecal matter (it is a log, i.e. tió which, having been "fed" for several weeks, is told to defecate on Christmas Eve and "magically" produces candy for children, a candy that has supposedly come from its bowels).

lmao I miss when I learned shit like this from zozo on a regular basis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44557019)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: maize stage selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005743)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:51 PM
Author: chestnut mexican round eye

Loss of teeth was always a prob. That cave door they dug up had a mouthful of rotted teeth

https://www.google.com/amp/amp.livescience.com/28608-otzi-iceman-had-bad-teeth.html

Romans used a shared sponge at community bathrooms to wipe their asses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036004)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

TBF you were supposed to rinse it off after use

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036350)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896914)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: elite flesh stag film toilet seat



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:30 AM
Author: big public bath puppy



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:24 AM
Author: clear masturbator main people



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:25 AM
Author: Charismatic whorehouse

There's something very erotic about the OP's post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004768)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness

I've always been aroused by the unwashed masses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004875)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Frisky Cream Hell

tomorrow's sydney morning herald: "Inuit Man" Roleplay on the Rise Among Suburban Australians?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004912)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:15 AM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004995)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz shivering sex offender cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005030)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:05 AM
Author: Burgundy Contagious Useless Brakes Sanctuary

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33004943)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:26 AM
Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Prole

homeric

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005034)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:36 AM
Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Prole

also, women died of childbirth a lot more then, too...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005066)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:48 PM
Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Prole

my thoughts exactly...childbirth...big fucking death toll there in the old days...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527599)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:38 AM
Author: provocative crystalline range gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005078)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 2:43 AM
Author: supple jade house bbw

I did an 8 day backpacking trip with a girl in college and there was no bathing or showering the whole time. Still had no problem, didnt notice any smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33005097)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:44 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface National Security Agency

FLAME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33035957)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:53 PM
Author: supple jade house bbw

I swear. If i go 1 day without showering at home i notice a smell but out hiking its like the dirt absorbs the smell or the wind blows it away or you sweat it out or something, nobody had bo and we were all crammed in a tent every night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036028)



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Date: April 9th, 2017 11:55 PM
Author: chestnut mexican round eye

And when u get home u realize u stink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036044)



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Date: April 6th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Cowardly Ivory Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33009865)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:44 PM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019225)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 3:51 PM
Author: arrogant forum wagecucks

the movie 'Savage Innocents' makes so much more sense now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019274)



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Date: April 7th, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: Wonderful church building

Easy. There was no pussy-eating and nothing better to compare the stench to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33019342)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: cerise party of the first part

I bet guys still ate pussy and stench is stench.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036301)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:38 AM
Author: Plum windowlicker

this was my thought as well but i gotta believe bitches sucked dick so i can't rule out cunnulingus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036324)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness

It was the sort of thing you lost power over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036333)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:00 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chest-beating Skinny Woman

Sounds like your justifying fucking uglies with nasty pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036075)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 12:04 AM
Author: Passionate Salmon Twinkling Uncleanness

LMFAO I saw that peterman.....she had this nice lil landing strip....she rubbed my bald head...then she was suckin my thang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036103)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: excitant fuchsia parlour

The romans on the other hand thought eating pussy was being too submissive and it was more questionable to be seen eating pussy than fucking a boy in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33036859)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 1:07 AM
Author: Ruddy elastic band mad cow disease

Still the CR mindframe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887883)



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Date: May 15th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: claret soul-stirring state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#33310969)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778675)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: Twisted scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778709)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:36 PM
Author: cruel-hearted indecent box office

Nasty, brutish, short

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778716)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: Cerebral juggernaut degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602104)



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Date: November 26th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: glittery mustard theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34778717)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:35 AM
Author: Splenetic regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858378)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 12:52 AM
Author: tan locus electric furnace

Putting mouth on slimehold is modern as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34858424)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: sooty private investor love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34897111)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:47 AM
Author: beta aquamarine menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887828)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:53 AM
Author: motley station jew

one of the top posts of 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887847)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: beta aquamarine menage

one of my favorite poasts of all time honestly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34887856)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: startling jap

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896940)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: disrespectful trip rehab immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602020)



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Date: December 12th, 2017 8:19 AM
Author: pontificating razzle tattoo

A classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#34896893)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373595)



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Date: February 10th, 2018 9:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sapphire Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#35373641)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 9:57 AM
Author: brass antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931845)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:26 AM
Author: Sable coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931951)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:34 AM
Author: Burgundy Contagious Useless Brakes Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36932001)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:30 AM
Author: Exhilarant Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36931970)



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Date: October 1st, 2018 10:38 AM
Author: territorial carmine casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#36932028)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 7:28 PM
Author: insane parlor candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#38653510)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430017)



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Date: June 16th, 2020 4:32 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression

"Inuit man" would make a great moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#40430235)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587203)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587274)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Federal Misanthropic Dysfunction Therapy

Smells were pretty terrible for most of human existence overall, so it wouldn't be the worst smell that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587312)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: curious medicated karate

One of the GOAT POSTS OF ALL TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587322)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:51 PM
Author: Comical indian lodge police squad

spineless modern peterman types done here forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587398)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:53 PM
Author: sooty private investor love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587407)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Exciting Cuckoldry Prole

(slack jawed faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587412)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:57 PM
Author: titillating overrated chad

which poaster was behind this work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587434)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 9:58 PM
Author: Comical indian lodge police squad

Perhaps it was the guy who just randomly blank bumped it after 6 months of no attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587441)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024385)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 11:05 PM
Author: Thirsty Aromatic Goyim Friendly Grandma

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#41587877)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:35 PM
Author: disrespectful trip rehab immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602021)



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Date: February 28th, 2021 5:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit

Incredible synergy with the OP’s moniker randomization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42024390)



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Date: May 18th, 2021 2:53 AM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42480803)



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Date: May 26th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42527567)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:21 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601937)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:28 PM
Author: red corner

I bet it wasn't as bad as we think. Modern people are pussies about hygiene. Also, I think there is something to the "self-cleaning oven" stuff when it comes to pussies and mouths. My dog's breath stinks but it eats shit and doesn't brush its teeth. My co-worker's breath stinks worse and he doesn't eat shit (I don't think). Excessive hygiene might actually lead to some of the smells we find offensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42601973)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:36 PM
Author: brass antidepressant drug

I think about this poast all of the time

Even brought it up to friends in conversation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602034)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:39 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression

Had a friend read the OP out load at a bar, he lost it at pisswyrm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602057)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: disrespectful trip rehab immigrant

this is the first xo poast I really, really thought about showing to my irl bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602066)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:44 PM
Author: lascivious mildly autistic abode

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602092)



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Date: June 9th, 2021 10:46 PM
Author: curious medicated karate

GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42602103)



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Date: July 16th, 2021 3:25 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#42792636)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 7:18 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43293046)



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Date: October 23rd, 2021 11:47 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43321525)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:51 AM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928455)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 5:57 AM
Author: walnut floppy generalized bond native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928462)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:22 AM
Author: dun tripping senate pisswyrm

Someone cross post this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928498)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:42 AM
Author: brindle vivacious school cafeteria

Dude, I have never read this. How tf is this possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928524)



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Date: February 8th, 2022 6:44 AM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression

when I introduce others to this site this is the first poast I have them read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#43928529)



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Date: March 18th, 2022 1:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready vigorous trailer park factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44173161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression

https://ibb.co/dByRswK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556761)



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Date: May 22nd, 2022 10:31 PM
Author: adventurous property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44556799)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: know-it-all aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44560992)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Scarlet concupiscible institution

fucking finally someone bumped this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561002)



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Date: May 23rd, 2022 7:44 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Lodge Haunted Graveyard

Someone should poast this on Reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#44561182)



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Date: September 30th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Useless alpha step-uncle's house

OP is a gifted writer -- bravo

edit: the bit at the end could explain paul gauguin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45255969)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45355038)



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Date: November 5th, 2022 1:13 AM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45440128)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling coiffed gaping hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756196)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: mauve tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756337)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 4:34 PM
Author: Crimson Idiotic Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45756594)



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Date: January 31st, 2023 2:40 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#45868238)



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Date: April 23rd, 2023 5:38 PM
Author: cerise party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46229373)



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Date: May 24th, 2023 12:11 PM
Author: mauve tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46349607)



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Date: June 13th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46422493)



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Date: July 12th, 2023 11:00 AM
Author: galvanic area

He beds down with her on a filthy little fuck fur that's completely saturated with bodily discharge. He probably inherited the sex mat from two previous generations of indigenous hornballs. He never even thinks about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46538646)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665516)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 9:43 PM
Author: coral principal's office messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665553)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:14 PM
Author: Thriller Ratface National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665703)



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Date: August 13th, 2023 10:15 PM
Author: brass antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46665710)



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Date: August 30th, 2023 3:01 PM
Author: umber appetizing mental disorder boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#46735468)



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Date: March 5th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47466552)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Costumed weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481593)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: mauve tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#47481597)



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Date: November 24th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: Low-t gas station

this was pre-gpt poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48377396)



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Date: January 6th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#48525886)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: odious garrison indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49374492)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: brass antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49374495)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: crosby

I fucked a legit African tribeswoman in Tanzania once, her pussy had a peculiar smell for sure but tbh it was not as bad as your average American white shrew’s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3574115&forum_id=2Elisa#49551784)