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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
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is there any kind of installment plan available?
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Waddled here
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lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
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  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
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  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
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  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
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  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
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  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Bat Shit Crazy Base
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
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  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
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  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
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dashing candlestick maker friendly grandma
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
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dashing candlestick maker friendly grandma
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
fishy aromatic old irish cottage
  08/01/17
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Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
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cq
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Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
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No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
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  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
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  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
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  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
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  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
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  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
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  03/02/18
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  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
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  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
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  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
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Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
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  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
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  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
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  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Erotic Stock Car

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: fishy aromatic old irish cottage

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Hairless office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Clear kink-friendly parlor sandwich

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: fishy aromatic old irish cottage

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Carnelian public bath

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: fishy aromatic old irish cottage

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: anal exhilarant crackhouse

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Mustard Hairraiser Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Indigo sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Hominid Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Indigo sex offender

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Base

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Brass alcoholic point

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Hairless office

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: impertinent aphrodisiac bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: heady faggotry

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Purple fluffy abode community account

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: dashing candlestick maker friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Base

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: dashing candlestick maker friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: fishy aromatic old irish cottage

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Well-lubricated thriller church sneaky criminal

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: concupiscible mahogany piazza pozpig

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: light glittery party of the first part stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: French Cracking Area

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Brass alcoholic point

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Appetizing sweet tailpipe

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Brass alcoholic point

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: concupiscible mahogany piazza pozpig

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: Umber Meetinghouse

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: pungent jade stage tattoo

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: heady faggotry

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: flesh crawly range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Boyish Double Fault

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Bonkers sticky nibblets

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: light glittery party of the first part stead

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: fishy aromatic old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Chocolate alcoholic round eye foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: flesh crawly range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: flesh crawly range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: flesh crawly range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Motley Orchestra Pit Boiling Water

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Azure tank

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: fishy aromatic old irish cottage

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2Elisa#49027937)