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fuck, 97.2 THE FEAR is playing holiday songs

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bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
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Ruddy goal in life
  11/27/17
It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her ...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
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startled poppy location halford
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amethyst excitant old irish cottage brunch
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"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're...
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Purple Underhanded Forum
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yellow whorehouse pozpig
  11/07/22
next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)&qu...
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mo...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
unnngh. cup size?
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
B at the time. Bright pink nipples.
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
nice. think she's game?
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (be...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikin...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
Will j/o to this later. ty.
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
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Arousing brass masturbator
  11/27/17
holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day
odious legal warrant cuckoldry
  11/28/17
And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218...
coiffed coldplay fan
  11/27/17
Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono ...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
Hahah my firm counts it at zero
coiffed coldplay fan
  11/27/17
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insane 180 bbw turdskin
  11/27/17
Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas,"...
bearded kitchen sweet tailpipe
  11/27/17
And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginnin...
jade kitty
  11/27/17
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bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "C...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
Hahahahaha
jade kitty
  11/27/17
looooool
Pea-brained appetizing senate nibblets
  11/28/17
(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)
startled poppy location halford
  11/27/17
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Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
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Pea-brained appetizing senate nibblets
  11/28/17
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Vivacious pisswyrm haunted graveyard
  11/07/22
Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those...
self-absorbed aquamarine regret
  11/27/17
Really funny fake song posts guys
Startling Talented Library Party Of The First Part
  11/27/17
ur gay
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
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jade kitty
  11/27/17
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Aromatic piazza messiness
  11/28/17
After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "Wha...
cream space scourge upon the earth
  11/27/17
!!!
wild nofapping goyim
  11/27/17
This meme is a festering TTT in decline hehehe 20 word so...
Sooty bat shit crazy trump supporter orchestra pit
  11/27/17
Embarrassing thread
Startling Talented Library Party Of The First Part
  11/27/17
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Aromatic piazza messiness
  11/27/17
Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by th...
jade kitty
  11/27/17
Really fucking bad post.
Startling Talented Library Party Of The First Part
  11/28/17
oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, an...
Swashbuckling gay fortuitous meteor sandwich
  11/28/17
(Scrooge)
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  11/28/17
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Pea-brained appetizing senate nibblets
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mentally impaired philosopher-king
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I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now i...
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  11/27/17
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Sooty bat shit crazy trump supporter orchestra pit
  11/27/17
I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kell...
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried ...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gi...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you*...
jade kitty
  11/27/17
Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Cert...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
: (
bat-shit-crazy white puppy
  11/27/17
One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightst...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
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racy mediation crackhouse
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Magenta Laughsome Principal's Office
  11/27/17
That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinde...
jade kitty
  11/27/17
Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their ...
Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daug...
startled poppy location halford
  11/27/17
That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagr...
jade kitty
  11/27/17
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Smoky Hospital Black Woman
  11/27/17
Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (O...
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  11/27/17
Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:...
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  11/28/17
From the band that put SF on the map, here's: "Mailb...
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Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Yo...
bearded kitchen sweet tailpipe
  11/28/17
Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to ...
bearded kitchen sweet tailpipe
  11/28/17
Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated ...
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  11/28/17
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odious legal warrant cuckoldry
  11/28/17
And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their...
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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:01 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34784951)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:03 PM
Author: Ruddy goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34784969)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

It's about time, spritezero! First up, by Your Mom, is her now-classic "All I Want for Christmas is a Grandchild."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785003)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:07 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

love the 'ringing landline phone' sound effect in that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785020)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:21 PM
Author: startled poppy location halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785178)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: amethyst excitant old irish cottage brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788665)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:51 AM
Author: Crimson fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45448718)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:06 PM
Author: dun swollen half-breed voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785008)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Sapphire theatre sex offender

"Burning the midnight oil, workpigs? Don't worry, we're hear with Inevitable Death's all-time classic, 'Working On One of the Seven Christmases You Have Left With Dad Still Alive.'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785030)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:40 AM
Author: Purple Underhanded Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788099)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:24 AM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing senate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788533)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: balding nowag resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788555)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:06 AM
Author: yellow whorehouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45449100)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

next up, "Could She Tell (I was Staring at Her Tits)" by My First Cousin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785031)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:17 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

My First Cousin comes from quite the musical family! Her mother--My Dad's Younger Sister--had the 1993 hit, "My Nephew Spent the Entire Family Pool Party Trying to See Down My Tommy Hilfiger Bikini Top and Thought I Didn't Notice (The Whole Family Noticed)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785132)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:19 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

unnngh. cup size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785157)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:22 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

B at the time. Bright pink nipples.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785193)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

nice. think she's game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785200)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:24 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

loooooooooooooooool. She's gross now. My entire family (beyond immediate) is fat fat fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785217)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

how old was she when you were sneaking peaks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785227)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

Early 20s. Happened once (at that pool party). Had a bikini top with hard cups and her tits did not fill them. Was impossible not to stare as a 12-y/o.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785265)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

she totally would've given you a handy in the pool house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785292)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:34 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

Will j/o to this later. ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785325)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:46 PM
Author: Arousing brass masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785423)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:18 AM
Author: odious legal warrant cuckoldry

holy shit I wore OUT that LP back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788498)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:09 PM
Author: coiffed coldplay fan

And now we’ve got The Reminders with their hit “You Need 218 hours in December to Make Your Billables.” Seems to get more true with each passing year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785043)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:15 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

Whoops, Jimmy, it's 243: The firm now only counts pro bono at 0.5x. Still lots of days left!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785111)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:11 PM
Author: coiffed coldplay fan

Hahah my firm counts it at zero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785546)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: insane 180 bbw turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785263)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:18 PM
Author: bearded kitchen sweet tailpipe

Next up, "I Hope He At Least Calls For Christmas," by Your Dad and the Funeral Parlors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785151)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: jade kitty

And now for a sneaky little song in the key of ‘its beginning to look a lot like Christmas” by The Apple Store (and featuring AT&T ) it is “we’re fucking up you’re wife’s phone just in time for Christmas”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785204)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785228)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

Followed by a throwback to their 2014 chart-toppers: "Cases are for Poors" and "You're Careful and It's Always in Your Purse, Anyway" off their album "Hehe."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785251)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: jade kitty

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785284)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing senate nibblets

looooool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788538)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:27 PM
Author: startled poppy location halford

(White Christmas is permanently out of rotation.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785240)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:29 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785274)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing senate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788540)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 5:14 AM
Author: Vivacious pisswyrm haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45449112)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed aquamarine regret

Next up..."Gonna Join the gym in December to beat those new year's resolution fats!" from the BMI 35s latest album "Your B Cups Aren't Pecs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785257)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:28 PM
Author: Startling Talented Library Party Of The First Part

Really funny fake song posts guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785259)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:30 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

ur gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785286)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: jade kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785290)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Aromatic piazza messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34787868)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: cream space scourge upon the earth

After the break, #4 on the holiday countdown, it's "What, My Old High School is Half Puerto Rican Now?!?" by the Declining Land Values so Kiss Your Inheritance Goodbye Posse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785296)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: wild nofapping goyim

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785511)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Sooty bat shit crazy trump supporter orchestra pit

This meme is a festering TTT in decline

hehehe 20 word song title by band with10 word name hehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785302)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Startling Talented Library Party Of The First Part

Embarrassing thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785321)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:39 PM
Author: Aromatic piazza messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34786307)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: jade kitty

Tough choice but my guess is that it’s from ”I'm edgy” by the Homo Newbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785358)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 4:00 AM
Author: Startling Talented Library Party Of The First Part

Really fucking bad post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34787694)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling gay fortuitous meteor sandwich

oh man, we should probably go do more crypto, stormfront, and "new poster, first day" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788547)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: racy mediation crackhouse

(Scrooge)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788622)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: Pea-brained appetizing senate nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788561)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: mentally impaired philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34789378)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:38 PM
Author: zombie-like stain deer antler

I think it was funny the first couple of times but yes now it is cringe-inducing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785361)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:39 PM
Author: Sooty bat shit crazy trump supporter orchestra pit

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785367)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

I really enjoy the insight we get into the state of jim kelly's marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785406)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:45 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

lol, I have to channel prior SPS relationships that I tried to force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785420)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

Whew! Some good ones so far. Let's try "Let's Skip Gifts This Year; I Don't Need Anything" by the SAHM Getting Five Deliveries Per Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785312)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: jade kitty

Didn’t they cover “How can you be mad at me for buying *you* a gift?” by Credit Cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785342)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

Yes! It was a B-side to "Scribbled 'Naughty' Gift Certificate" off of "Shit, I forgot to buy a real gift for him again."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785390)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy white puppy

: (

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785407)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:47 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

One 'naughty' gift certificate, unused, sitting in a nightstand drawer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785429)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 10:13 PM
Author: racy mediation crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34786087)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Magenta Laughsome Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785391)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: jade kitty

That was “am I acting like an old creep” by Borderline Tinder Teen and the Missing Daddies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785318)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:36 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman

Next up, by our old friends the $300K of Counsels, is their new hit: "Rewrap Last Year's Unopened Gifts?" off their album "Ungrateful Wife Vol. 2."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785345)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:37 PM
Author: startled poppy location halford

And now a very special solo cut from Your Frizzy-Haired Daughter: "I Saw Mommy Kissing Shaquille."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785356)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:40 PM
Author: jade kitty

That shimmering kilt was “Ninety Dollar Wrapping” by Instagram Wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785375)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:43 PM
Author: Smoky Hospital Black Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785397)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 8:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gay fortuitous meteor sandwich

Time now for "It's a Shame You'll Never See Your Dad (Outside a Casket) Ever Again Just Because He Likes Trump a Little" by the Festering Shitdicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34785445)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:37 AM
Author: Puce Dragon Hall

Up next, the classic that got everyone to boogie in the 50s:

"Is my phone line disconnected" by aging fathers who haven't heard from their rootless cosmopolitan kids in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788091)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 8:43 AM
Author: Puce Dragon Hall

From the band that put SF on the map, here's:

"Mailbox full" by desperate 35 year old balding male attorneys hitting up tinder sloot 5s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788110)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: Reading this post is consent to get hurt (🦉)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#49445686)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: bearded kitchen sweet tailpipe

Next up, from Dr. Genetics and the Life Destroyers, "Your Deeply Autistic Daughter Will Never Say 'Merry Christmas'"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788543)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:27 AM
Author: bearded kitchen sweet tailpipe

Ohhh, and a special request from ggtp, this one goes out to you, from Inhouse HR and the Gotta Know Somebodies, "Thank You For Your Interest (But Our Christmas Department Is Fully Staffed)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788558)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: racy mediation crackhouse

Now for the wistful “will I ever ski again?” by Accelerated Aging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788618)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: odious legal warrant cuckoldry

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34788645)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: mentally impaired philosopher-king

And now a throwback punk number from The Poisons, it’s their hit “Eggnog Pancreatitis”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#34789390)



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Date: December 21st, 2021 3:03 PM
Author: provocative hissy fit theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#43651025)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:46 AM
Author: self-absorbed aquamarine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45448695)



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Date: November 7th, 2022 12:50 AM
Author: High-end Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3810690&forum_id=2Elisa#45448714)