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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Drab Parlour



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Pink place of business mother

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Confused twinkling uncleanness

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: supple gunner



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Sapphire kitchen laser beams



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: hot cruise ship knife

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Honey-headed Ratface Pisswyrm

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Confused twinkling uncleanness

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: black coldplay fan

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Opaque contagious toaster



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: violent azure trailer park

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Maize Lettuce

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Flushed floppy pistol



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Vigorous Maize Lettuce

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: bossy psychic turdskin

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Burgundy church building ape



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Maize Lettuce

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Stimulating medicated piazza

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Bateful abode weed whacker



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: jet-lagged aphrodisiac resort azn

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Appetizing twinkling center reading party

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Elisa#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Vigorous Maize Lettuce

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Vigorous Maize Lettuce

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Bateful abode weed whacker



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: jet-lagged aphrodisiac resort azn



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Burgundy church building ape

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed orchestra pit

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Maize Lettuce



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: splenetic internet-worthy organic girlfriend karate

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: awkward turquoise indian lodge nibblets

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: fluffy meetinghouse electric furnace



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: vermilion talented degenerate location

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Cracking Whorehouse Prole

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Sadistic cerise party of the first part house



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Offensive Swashbuckling Theatre



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: big school selfie

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: black coldplay fan



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle effete blood rage



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Chestnut Church

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: splenetic internet-worthy organic girlfriend karate



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Opaque contagious toaster



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Pink place of business mother



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