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You idiot Christians realize the Rapture is never going to happen, right?
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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale And that a historical Jesus likely never existed, no?
I know several allegedly bright ones in real life that believe in exactly this and then I can’t interact with them after, I’d prefer if they saw a ghost next to me and started speaking in tongues |
Date: April 27th, 2018 1:57 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza I'm sure "idiot Christians" realize this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932508) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale Really? Because the supposed smart ones on here defend and believe in this nonsense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932520) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza Lol "smart", right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932525) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:58 PM Author: boyish bat-shit-crazy lodge coffee pot well many of them hope Hell doesn't really exist, if that helps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932513) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 1:59 PM Author: vengeful locus no they mostly hope it does so they will be vindicated as teachers pets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932527) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: Mint electric shrine You know libs are having a rough day when they starting picking on Christians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932532) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: boyish bat-shit-crazy lodge coffee pot makes sense since libs have a rough day every day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932545) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:14 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932649) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: Supple roommate potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932550) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:03 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale Can’t even argue a salient point? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932559) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: vengeful locus they cannot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932700) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo Smells like gefilte fish in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932537) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:00 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932542) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: Mint electric shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932544) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:01 PM Author: Aqua Nursing Home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932549) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:02 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza Yeah it's only Jews who care to point out the stupidity of believing a mass revival of all the dead by a Jewish zombie from heaven will come about to bring redemption to the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932556) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:04 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo Yes, all items in all religions must be believed literally. (guy who thinks Rabbis slicing off pieces of baby dicks and sucking it afterward is totally sane, totally normal and who tricks God by hanging some string along the street). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932572) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:06 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza All evangelical Christians believe this will literally happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932588) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:12 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo A) Not that many of them in the grand scheme of things;
B) So what? It is a fairly harmless thing to believe. It isn't like they're focused on destroying the infidels. |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:04 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale No Jews except inbred hasids believe this malarkey
Goys literally believe a being raised from the dead after being dead 3 days and that it’s not a stolen pagan myth of the sun at that point of the year
Very sad! |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:07 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo Most Christians aren't literal and instead are content with being part of the most civilized religious group on the planet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932597) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:08 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale Brother there is a shockingly high % that take the entire New Testament literally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932602) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:10 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo Not really and when they do it is overwhelmingly harmless. Meanwhile, there are a shockingly high percentage of Jews that are like "no worries, we'll just let some guy slice off a piece of baby dick and suck on it afterward. Because ARE religion!" Then there are retarded dietary restrictions, holidays that don't sync with anyone else, a bunch of other things that ensure that the group can't integrate worth shit, etc. But yeah, Christians are the retarded ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932625) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:12 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left_Behind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932634) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:13 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo A fun book series. So what? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932648) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:16 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza "LaHaye and coauthor Jerry B. Jenkins began the series in 1995 with Left Behind, intending it to be a stand-alone novel. Sixteen books and dozens of ancillary products later, sales total over 80 million copies, according to publisher Tyndale House.
“At the height of its sales, the revenue from the Left Behind series represented more than 50 percent of our total sales revenue,” said Mark D. Taylor, chairman and CEO of Tyndale." |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo And huge Harry Potter sales means everyone literally believes in wizards and witches! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932682) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:19 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza Left Behind co-author Jenkins told PW, “Dr. LaHaye had been preaching, teaching and writing nonfiction books on the End Times since before I was born. I was merely the novelist; he was the theologian, scholar, and prophecy expert.”
Jenkins said LaHaye was humble, self-effacing, and caring. “He was a model to me as a husband, a cheerful giver, and an unapologetic sharer of his faith. He treated everyone the same, from service staff to political leaders. He listened and cared.”
Yeah, clearly the readers were interested in it on a basis of an event they do in fact believe will happen. |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: vengeful locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932711) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:22 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo "Yeah, clearly the readers were interested in it on a basis of an event they do in fact believe will happen."
Clearly! Anything else to add? Shabbat is going to start soon so you have to wrap up! |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:28 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza You're a terrible poaster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932771) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:25 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933353) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:13 PM Author: Frum Affirmative Action Location he's 180 and he fucking crushed you AGAIN. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35934125) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Zippy Carmine Prole Dingle Berry And human being.
Also he’s short. |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:35 PM Author: Frum Affirmative Action Location stick to one moniker breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35934244) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:11 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza TMF, the board "religious scholar". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932628) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:15 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo Christians easily have the highest percentage of chill, secular people of any major religion.
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:18 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza 535 million Buddhists. If there's 2 billion Christians, that means more than 25 percent of Christians are secular? JFC, kill yourself.
16 percent of world population is irreligious. |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:21 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo "If there's 2 billion Christians, that means more than 25 percent of Christians are secular? JFC, kill yourself."
Show your work. Christian nations are uniformly secular. Meanwhile, Israel has a million religion based laws and laws favoring Jews vs. non-Jews, Islamic countries have Sharia, etc. But yeah, Christianity is the problem religion. |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:31 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza Governments are secular, the Christians are not.
None of this is relevant to OP's point about Christians literally believing in the rapture in some form, whether more "metaphorical" like a mass spiritual awakening and return of the messiah and a large percentage, quite literally like the dead emerging from the ground. |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:32 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo JFC, how do you live in this country without knowing any Christians? Do Jews really live in that insular of a bubble? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932807) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:35 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza How do you claim to know anything about any religion when you constantly poast self-gaping retarded nonsense? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932861) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:36 PM Author: soggy circlehead tattoo Oh you're the same retard poster I keep pwning. Got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932868) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:45 PM Author: chrome beady-eyed plaza Lol, continue to poast and be gaped if you wish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35932962) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 5:14 PM Author: Frum Affirmative Action Location Name a poster who agrees with you breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35934129) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:49 PM Author: Burgundy soul-stirring church building "stolen pagan myth of the sun"
I've asked for evidence of this ove rand over. the best i got was some outcast ex-academic's shittty book and I couldnt even find this part in it. |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:33 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale http://www.truthbeknown.com/sunsofgod.htm
also
Jesus Christ, Sun of God: Ancient Cosmology and Early Christian Symbolism by David Fideler
also "The Messiah Myth" by Thompson
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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:48 PM Author: Burgundy soul-stirring church building Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933544) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:59 PM Author: Burgundy soul-stirring church building Do you have anything that's not like, extremely cringey? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933635) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:02 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale like common sense and pervasive pagan astrotheological themes that have been around for millenia? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933662) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:04 PM Author: Burgundy soul-stirring church building *pervasive themes that receive no serious attention or consideration* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933680) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:37 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale (((I wonder why this is hidden from the masses))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933922) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:39 PM Author: Burgundy soul-stirring church building sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933930) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:18 PM Author: stimulating crimson brunch 1800000000 The Meanest 1488 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933798) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:50 PM Author: Burgundy soul-stirring church building Just do Yale school you uneducated pleb (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933011) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:52 PM Author: Disrespectful school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933034) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:54 PM Author: Disrespectful school cafeteria God is your own wonderful human imagination. You are God, Christ risen is your awakenening from the sleep that is this life. You enter asleep when you are born, and you will remember your divine nature either when you die or you realize during this life that God entered the sepulchre of your skull to facilitate endless individuation. Basically you are God dreaming of what it would be like to be you if you existed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933049) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:57 PM Author: Burgundy soul-stirring church building Chicago school lost breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933079) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 4:55 PM Author: exciting people who are hurt locale ljl at this typical kike response (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35934005) |
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Date: April 27th, 2018 2:58 PM Author: Umber hilarious space national security agency most Christians are not millenarians. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35933086) |
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Date: April 28th, 2018 12:10 AM Author: Aqua Nursing Home taking revelations literally is a prole tell, honestly. that of all books. otoh, wacky american doomsday sects are some of the most unique things our culture has produced, so maybe it's worth it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#35936313) |
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Date: May 27th, 2021 10:19 PM Author: puce temple double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#42532984) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#49295798) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM Author: Creator & Destroyer lol this is xo 2o25. It’s happening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3961681&forum_id=2Elisa#49295806) |