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idiotic balding black woman
  06/22/18
Ljl fuck you I quit.
Yapping Trip Kitchen
  06/22/18
CR friend
idiotic balding black woman
  06/22/18
Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans...
Yapping Trip Kitchen
  06/22/18
Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that wee...
idiotic balding black woman
  06/22/18
Fuck you i quit
Yapping Trip Kitchen
  06/22/18
Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the...
glittery ruby pit mother
  06/22/18
Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this s...
Yapping Trip Kitchen
  06/22/18
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Bateful rebellious brunch
  05/23/25
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onyx dingle berry
  06/22/18
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Geriatric state
  06/22/18
client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this ...
cream temple useless brakes
  06/22/18
I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is...
Ultramarine Potus
  06/22/18
More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt fini...
Self-centered french chef
  06/22/18
tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while...
Ultramarine Potus
  06/22/18
I hear both used often
Yapping Trip Kitchen
  06/22/18
20 MHz
light dog poop old irish cottage
  06/22/18
Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call...
glittery ruby pit mother
  06/22/18
Good God
Chest-beating idea he suggested
  06/22/18
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light dog poop old irish cottage
  06/22/18
Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!&qu...
idiotic balding black woman
  06/22/18
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glittery ruby pit mother
  06/22/18
(pls move decimal one to right thank)
glittery ruby pit mother
  06/22/18
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frozen marketing idea
  06/22/18
Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking o...
glittery ruby pit mother
  06/22/18
I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. ...
glittery ruby pit mother
  06/25/18
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Bateful rebellious brunch
  05/23/25
i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox awa...
bronze motley house
  06/22/18
There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re...
Mewling startled space
  06/22/18
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silver point
  06/25/18
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lascivious frum puppy spot
  10/05/18
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laughsome locale
  05/23/25
I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good. But the c...
Razzmatazz Cumskin
  05/23/25
40 Mbps at home.
aromatic halford
  05/23/25


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Date: June 22nd, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: idiotic balding black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:02 AM
Author: Yapping Trip Kitchen

Ljl fuck you I quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289259)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:39 AM
Author: idiotic balding black woman

CR friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289361)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: Yapping Trip Kitchen

Is what I though before saying "Thank, no weekend plans, happy to be in early Saturday, how do cronuts from Dominique Ansel sound :)!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289376)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: idiotic balding black woman

Thx for your hard work on this. I'll be out of town that weekend so I won't see you in the office, but feel free to call if you hit any roadblocks. Cell service is spotty in the Rockies but I'll try to return your call within a few hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: Yapping Trip Kitchen

Fuck you i quit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290443)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: glittery ruby pit mother

Unfortunately, as you're no doubt aware from having read the entrance paperwork, you've entered into a binding, comprehensive whole-life agreement with the Firm and its extended corporate network embedded throughout society. Your informed consent to joining this institution is a matter of clear record. And you of course care about the well-being of your wife, Linda, Age 42, current location: 416 Pine St. (teaching adjunct, St. Elmo's Elementary, M-R, Classroom 12) and your daughter Lauren, Age 7, current location: 14th & Main (1st grade, Pfizer Academy for the Troubled, M-F, Boarding Room A).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290475)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Yapping Trip Kitchen

Is my wife linda fucking 11 year old chad students in this situation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294341)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bateful rebellious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: onyx dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290245)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Geriatric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289363)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: cream temple useless brakes

client called on Wednesday morning, partner sends you this at 4:15 Friday afternoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289364)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:43 AM
Author: Ultramarine Potus

I do this to ppl and it makes me feel like a dick. truth is i end up poasting instead of taking the time to write an email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289370)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:41 AM
Author: Self-centered french chef

More like, client lazily-works on item all week. Doesnt finish. Kicks it to outside counsel Friday at 5 PM and asks for it to be done by Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine Potus

tbf, I haven't actually heard bandwidth used in a long while. what's your CAPACITY is the new term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289365)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:49 AM
Author: Yapping Trip Kitchen

I hear both used often

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289380)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 8:46 AM
Author: light dog poop old irish cottage

20 MHz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36289374)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:22 AM
Author: glittery ruby pit mother

Let's rock and roll. Shoot it over to me; I'm going to call an all-hands for 9 p.m. Eastern which I'll scope for an hour, but then let's do a closed group debrief call at 10 p.m. Eastern with team leads. This is a real fire drill gentlemen--we're going to need to step up, lock this down, and knock it out of the park. I want everyone fully wired in here. I want to hear screaming, bleeding, crying all weekend from each office, blazing lights golden glory against the darkness, my little fireflies, each of you dotting the 47th, 48th, 49th floor of the firm Saturday night, early Sunday morning, Sunday night, early Monday morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290231)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:28 AM
Author: Chest-beating idea he suggested

Good God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:26 PM
Author: light dog poop old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294066)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:44 AM
Author: idiotic balding black woman

Fifty lawyers, in phalanx formation, shout "WILL DO!" before breaking and sliding down firepoles and chutes and slides and ropes to their respective billing stations.

One month later, the client receives a bill for $72,852.20 for "Review and revise Letter of Intent."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290395)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:47 AM
Author: glittery ruby pit mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290438)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: glittery ruby pit mother

(pls move decimal one to right thank)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290492)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 10:30 PM
Author: frozen marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294349)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:25 PM
Author: glittery ruby pit mother

Guys, sorry, I had to jump off because my flight is taking off in a few minutes. I think it makes sense to reconvene at 1130 pm Eastern—we can tie this discussion up; that should also give everyone a few hours to get started on their various assignments so we can get a sense of whether we’re tilling fertile ground or not with this strategy.

John, please send around a dial-in.

Talk in a few. Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294063)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: glittery ruby pit mother

I want to thank everyone for a job well done this weekend. I just heard back from the client and they are more than pleased. It's a testament to the quality of the team and the capacity of the firm that we are able to so readily answer the bell and come to the mat for our clients, at all hours, across all geographies, under such trying circumstances.

Everyone hit the showers. John and I will join you in a few.

Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36308682)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Bateful rebellious brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956287)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: bronze motley house

i'm renting out some servers in the utah desert. dropbox away!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36290241)



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Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM
Author: Mewling startled space

There’s a lot of hair on this deal, buddy. Lotta hair. We’re going to have to bring our A-game on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36294172)



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Date: June 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: silver point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36308689)



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Date: October 5th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: lascivious frum puppy spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#36964372)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: laughsome locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956294)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cumskin

I have AT&T 1G fiber, so it's pretty good.

But the client can go fuck himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956296)



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Date: May 23rd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: aromatic halford

40 Mbps at home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4007873&forum_id=2Elisa#48956365)