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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Trip olive locus patrolman
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lime multi-colored principal's office
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Mind-boggling jet boiling water
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
lime multi-colored principal's office
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Sick Newt
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
Filthy maroon box office
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House-broken stag film sound barrier
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Mischievous misunderstood trust fund
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Flushed casino
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sable offensive lodge
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
deranged shrine
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Chestnut Church
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ivory razzle market background story
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Chestnut Church
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
Mustard station
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House-broken stag film sound barrier
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Aphrodisiac saffron library
  08/20/18
In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
Trip olive locus patrolman
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Chestnut Church
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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Gaped parlour becky
  08/20/18
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Mischievous misunderstood trust fund
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fragrant pocket flask
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
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fragrant pocket flask
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Mind-boggling jet boiling water
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
fragrant pocket flask
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
fragrant pocket flask
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
fragrant pocket flask
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
fragrant pocket flask
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
fragrant pocket flask
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
cheese-eating beta school private investor
  08/20/18
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cheese-eating beta school private investor
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
Geriatric lay
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Trip olive locus patrolman
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Rough-skinned cruise ship crotch
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cerebral forum indirect expression
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Bisexual locale
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Outnumbered menage
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Drab Diverse Chapel
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
cerebral forum indirect expression
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Maize infuriating corner
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
deranged shrine
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Filthy maroon box office
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
Arousing messiness
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fragrant pocket flask
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Trip olive locus patrolman
  11/14/19
historically important thread
Geriatric lay
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Buff University Pistol
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
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Candy Ride
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: lime multi-colored principal's office



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jet boiling water

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: lime multi-colored principal's office

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Sick Newt

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Filthy maroon box office

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: House-broken stag film sound barrier



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Mischievous misunderstood trust fund



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: Flushed casino



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: sable offensive lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: deranged shrine

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Chestnut Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: ivory razzle market background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: Chestnut Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Mustard station

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: House-broken stag film sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac saffron library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Chestnut Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Primrose Church Building

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Gaped parlour becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: Mischievous misunderstood trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: fragrant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: fragrant pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling jet boiling water

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: fragrant pocket flask

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: fragrant pocket flask

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: fragrant pocket flask

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: fragrant pocket flask

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: fragrant pocket flask

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating beta school private investor

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: cheese-eating beta school private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Geriatric lay

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Rough-skinned cruise ship crotch

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: cerebral forum indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Bisexual locale

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Outnumbered menage

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Drab Diverse Chapel



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: cerebral forum indirect expression

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Maize infuriating corner

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: deranged shrine

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Filthy maroon box office

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Arousing messiness

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: fragrant pocket flask



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Geriatric lay

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Buff University Pistol



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Trip olive locus patrolman

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Elisa#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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