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I wish you good luck.
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ty friend
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So where are we at on this?
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at least you make what a CEO makes. try getting by on 65k
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I do it just fine, man no debt whatsoever, low COL city, it...
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Lol, 180
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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Comical Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon Fat Ankles

hardball with opposing counsel. The client wants the most leverage at the settlement table, so let's put this brief on the front burner and get it filed by Wednesday at the latest. I know it's a holiday so feel free to get started tomorrow morning. Please shepardize each case they cited in their last brief and create a list of all decisions critical of their citations. We want to cite them all. No room for holes on this one. How is 1:00 PM tomorrow for a pow wow on the initial list of cases?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738056)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mood

TOXIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36743267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Unhinged garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738066)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: violent gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738070)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: opaque public bath sweet tailpipe

good god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738073)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: electric heaven pozpig

so glad I didn't go to law school

I would've blown my brains out by now, no doubt in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738126)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Comical Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon Fat Ankles

Really need you to be a team player on this and reschedule your suicide for after Wednesday. The whole team has been working hard and, frankly, you were not that responsive this weekend. Your attention to this brief until Wednesday is really expected here. This firm is not the Bush League. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738135)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: electric heaven pozpig

with 100% honesty, do partners really say shit exactly like this? How do you resist the urge to show up with a gun and send them all to hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738138)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: mauve therapy parlor

No bullshit, yes. Partners write or say shit like this all the time. I have a coping mechanism where I just pretend nothing at work is actually directed to me, it is not really me that does the job, it's just some character I play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738149)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: electric heaven pozpig

180 coping mechanism

I just couldn't do it, man. I don't have it in me. I'm a proud formerly elite burnout, happy to make 50-60k if it means I don't have to put up with bullshit like that.

I think I'm just gonna reverse big willie pwn life and marry my old FWB from UG who's about to start residency and will make way way more than me forever. We still talk and have a half-serious "pact" that if we're both single at 30, we'll get back together and that's approaching fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738159)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: electric heaven pozpig

UNGGHHHHH literally 30 minutes after making this poast, she called me to ask if I could help her with her personal statement and said she's applying for a few places near me and we should hang out if she gets one of them 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738567)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: navy idiot lay

I don't even know you, but this is very exciting

gl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738624)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: electric heaven pozpig

yeah I only had one organic HS gf (my senior year), and she turned out to be total trash in the end (tons of tats, gauges in her ears, nipple piercings, HERPES, etc.) so i don't pine for her at all in these threads. Then my actual LTRs after that all ended in NOCONTACT, only really think about one of them while jerking off. This girl I'm describing really wanted to date me senior year of UG after we were hooking up for months, and I shot her down because I didn't want to be in a relationship with the uncertainty of post-graduation plans. That was literally the only reason I didn't end up locking her down, which I still regret. Somehow she still wants me despite my much less prestigious career path compared to her, and I might actually have a shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738659)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy impressive temple goyim

I wish you good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739052)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: electric heaven pozpig

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739055)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: pea-brained location jewess

So where are we at on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259218)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Self-absorbed national chad

at least you make what a CEO makes. try getting by on 65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: electric heaven pozpig

I do it just fine, man

no debt whatsoever, low COL city, it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: idiotic turquoise becky

Lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738650)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: mauve therapy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738144)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Shimmering Racy Menage Nowag

I have other matters with earlier deadlines. The opposing brief is dense and the case cites are long and several are obscure. If you need to talk by Tuesday and file Wednesday, there are other people available.

Martin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739201)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Abnormal boltzmann

Thanks. Can you call to discuss? I’m on my mobile. Isaac.

Sent from my Blackberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739213)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Trip range generalized bond

how does this discussion typically go if u call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739253)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: amethyst boyish incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738133)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: magenta stirring reading party clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738177)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Poppy Principal's Office Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738289)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Pale sneaky criminal goal in life

why do you do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738290)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Dashing police squad queen of the night

bro this literally happened to me, not flame last Christmas. The partner emailed and called me all Sunday morning and night and asking for the list. I ignored everything. Around 9pm she emailed me saying forget and she did it and to come talk first thing. Monday I walked in and said I was sick. I was let go two months later. I didn't give a shit I had another job waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738313)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Comical Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon Fat Ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739236)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Nofapping corner trust fund

*instead prepares discrimination lawsuit regarding the use of the term "pow wow" because your grandma said once after six glasses of rose that she was 1/64 native american*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738324)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Unhinged garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738637)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz flirting turdskin

*by telegony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36743293)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Abnormal boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36738596)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Abnormal boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739039)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: arousing tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739040)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: charismatic state gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739110)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Trip range generalized bond

*breaks into high-pitched shrieking fit on airplane*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739126)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Comical Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36745572)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: peach jet-lagged cuckoldry

premium treats if you're into the whole law thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739136)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: yapping cyan fanboi mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739149)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: flushed confused kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739159)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Shimmering Racy Menage Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739178)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: Slap-happy senate mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36739698)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Abnormal boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36740608)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: Useless ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36740642)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Tantric scarlet organic girlfriend

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36740868)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: splenetic erotic step-uncle's house death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#36741050)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: violent gas station



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Date: September 4th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Abnormal boltzmann



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Autistic chapel double fault



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Date: September 4th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: lascivious church



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Date: July 8th, 2019 7:41 AM
Author: bearded garnet hall



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Date: July 8th, 2019 8:31 AM
Author: Aqua shitlib parlour

Lol

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Date: November 18th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Comical Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon Fat Ankles



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: violent gas station



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Date: September 12th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Comical Mildly Autistic Tanning Salon Fat Ankles



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: Hyperactive Institution Boistinker



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: charismatic state gaping

I know what the thread is and still i click anyway.

I'm addicted to the PTSD response. It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2Elisa#49259200)



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Razzle spot



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: Insanely creepy clear theater stage

Oof

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Date: February 3rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: yidden figures



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Consuela



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅ðŸ‘)



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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