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Boomer w/ dementia calls Tim Cook "Tim Apple"

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he’s such a dunce
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not knowing stuff is awesome haha
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lmao why would you decide to be this gay
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decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping p...
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"You are gay. Why are you gay?"
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Like the Ramones
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Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse
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“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too?...
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great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!
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Donald Trump
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That's actually really alpha
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lol 180
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He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own ...
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Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed
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Tim D'Apple
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This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks th...
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*leans into mic* https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoa...
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ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned
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180
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So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like...
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Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter. https://www...
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the mlk quote is so faggot
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https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook
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cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this....
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Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end
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Having a good day so far?
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  03/11/19
The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/A...
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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: awkward pearl hospital ratface

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-calls-apple-ceo-tim-cook-tim-apple-during-white-house-meeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891744)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:31 AM
Author: tan titillating garrison ape

they actually all take "Apple" as their surname when they start working there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891749)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: awkward pearl hospital ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891750)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:00 AM
Author: Sienna Buck-toothed Abode Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891789)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:19 AM
Author: Light wonderful casino boiling water

(alternative handmaids tale where apple takes over the government and subjects all googlers to an oppressive regime)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892428)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: High-end bright location private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892504)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: crystalline vengeful sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892509)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892510)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: bearded temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896148)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#50094520)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:32 AM
Author: startling national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891752)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: massive 180 jap

he’s such a dunce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:43 AM
Author: Unhinged pit

This is actuality extremely 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891769)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:59 AM
Author: magical aromatic azn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891787)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: High-end bright location private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892507)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: lascivious balding church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892514)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Hairraiser home double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892540)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:15 PM
Author: dashing turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892743)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:20 PM
Author: massive 180 jap

not knowing stuff is awesome haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892777)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: magical aromatic azn set

lmao why would you decide to be this gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896157)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 PM
Author: Unhinged pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896175)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Marvelous spruce roommate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897480)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:06 AM
Author: translucent hairless orchestra pit

decide? *born this way blares as obeezy drags his dripping pink sock across the board like an itchy dog*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897668)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Thriller Ivory Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912654)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: High-end bright location private investor

"You are gay. Why are you gay?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913210)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: insecure hot striped hyena shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897655)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:07 PM
Author: Thriller Ivory Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912656)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 7:58 AM
Author: Primrose exhilarant locale mental disorder

Like the Ramones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891786)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 8:02 AM
Author: Mind-boggling affirmative action black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37891791)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:31 AM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse hell

Now let's see Tim Apple's corpse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892513)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 AM
Author: know-it-all burgundy business firm mexican

“Can we get Mr. Google and Mr. Microsoft in here, too? Thank.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892515)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Amethyst Stirring Hall Chad

Would be 180 if he started calling all these tech people by their company name:

Tim Apple

Mark Facebook

Jack Twitter

Tom MySpace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892521)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:38 AM
Author: Lime bateful heaven

LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892541)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Trip resort gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892591)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:50 AM
Author: translucent hairless orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892603)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:31 PM
Author: Primrose exhilarant locale mental disorder

rachmiel autoadmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892844)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Clear motley dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895690)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Chrome son of senegal

Jared Zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897707)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:16 AM
Author: abnormal brindle field idiot

great cyber, this guy. he’s got the stuff, folks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897709)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:18 AM
Author: Rebellious Prole Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897716)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:41 PM
Author: magical aromatic azn set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892891)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:16 PM
Author: boyish stead

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-marillyn-lockheed-martin-ceo-hewson-2018-3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895719)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:30 PM
Author: carnelian shaky boltzmann parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896172)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:14 AM
Author: Chrome son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897702)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:15 AM
Author: Chrome son of senegal

Donald Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897704)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:51 AM
Author: Comical toaster school

That's actually really alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892609)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: Thirsty Effete Circlehead Stage

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892620)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:18 PM
Author: adventurous ticket booth tattoo

He probably can't conceive of someone NOT putting their own name in huge letters all over their products. GROW IT BIG SHOW IT BIG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892767)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:24 PM
Author: fishy histrionic fanboi

Lol he also called Lockheed CEO Marlene Lockheed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892802)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:30 PM
Author: excitant lettuce

Tim D'Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892837)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:09 PM
Author: Clear motley dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895693)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 12:38 PM
Author: talented slate brunch laser beams

This is actually a neg. He knows it's Tim Cook but thinks that if you're CEO your last name should be it's title.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37892869)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Stubborn slap-happy state partner

The Trump in Donald Trump is because he ran the Trump Organization.

We can call him Donald America now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896150)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: translucent hairless orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896156)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Marvelous spruce roommate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896207)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:19 AM
Author: multi-colored chartreuse hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897481)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:50 PM
Author: black cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913272)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 11:52 AM
Author: awkward pearl hospital ratface

*leans into mic*

https://www.foxnews.com/tech/trump-bemoans-media-coverage-of-tim-apple-says-he-said-it-to-save-time-and-words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912563)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:27 PM
Author: Trip resort gay wizard

ITT: thread does NOT go as OP planned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893083)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 1:32 PM
Author: Wild Marketing Idea

"Trump said a thing"

the archetypical Obeezy thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37893113)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:10 PM
Author: Vigorous Goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895696)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 10:13 PM
Author: blathering turquoise rehab regret

So what? I'm perfectly mentally well and I do this too. Like my hairdresser is named Ashley, and I call her Haircut Ashley. Everyone does this in private.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37895711)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:25 PM
Author: Pungent cream immigrant cruise ship

Gee look what just happened on Tim's Twitter.

https://www.macrumors.com/2019/03/07/tim-cook-twitter-name-tim-apple/

'Beez, just give up already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896125)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Clear motley dilemma

the mlk quote is so faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896136)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:32 PM
Author: medicated coffee pot

Pandering to blacks with probably the most unremarkable and mundane thing MLK ever said is hilariously racist in a weird way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896185)



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Date: March 7th, 2019 11:34 PM
Author: Marvelous spruce roommate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37896203)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: adventurous ticket booth tattoo

https://mobile.twitter.com/tim_cook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897478)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:03 AM
Author: Primrose exhilarant locale mental disorder

Where do these idiots think surnames came from in the first place? Cooper, Smith, Yaeger. This is perfectly sensible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897652)



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Date: March 8th, 2019 10:10 AM
Author: Razzle Friendly Grandma

cr but i think most people probably dont actually know this. if they did there wouldnt be a bunch of kids with first names that mean things like "barrel maker" or "transporter of goods"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37897684)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 12:39 PM
Author: flesh insanely creepy den personal credit line

Goddamn obeezy your faggotry knows no end

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37912859)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 1:22 PM
Author: awkward pearl hospital ratface

Having a good day so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913113)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:55 PM
Author: know-it-all burgundy business firm mexican

The boomer has now explained that he was saying “Tim/Apple” but chose not to vocalize the slash because his time is too valuable to waste on such trivial matters.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37913644)



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Date: March 11th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: jade bawdyhouse

Today, Trump the Clown showed yet again why he is such a clown.

What should have have done? Exactly what people ITT did. Laugh it off, who fucking cares.

But instead, Trump the Clown got MAF, because he STILL hasn't learned the lesson NOT to give a fuck what the (((media))) prints about him. And he clearly never will. To the contrary, craving favorable press from the (((media))) is one of the few things he actually cares about, and goes a long way towards explaining why he's such an utter failure:

Donald J. Trump

‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump

At a recent round table meeting of business executives, & long after formally introducing Tim Cook of Apple, I quickly referred to Tim + Apple as Tim/Apple as an easy way to save time & words. The Fake News was disparagingly all over this, & it became yet another bad Trump story!

7:12 AM - 11 Mar 2019

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1105109329290686464

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4215457&forum_id=2Elisa#37915994)