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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
twinkling wonderful alpha spot
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Disgusting laser beams corner
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
canary alcoholic hell blood rage
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
umber cerebral forum twinkling uncleanness
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
apoplectic university
  03/26/19
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twinkling wonderful alpha spot
  03/26/19
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Flesh Rigor
  03/26/19
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canary alcoholic hell blood rage
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
cracking hilarious affirmative action
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
canary alcoholic hell blood rage
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Disgusting laser beams corner
  03/26/19
O F S F S
apoplectic university
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
canary alcoholic hell blood rage
  03/26/19
180
vibrant grizzly messiness
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
canary alcoholic hell blood rage
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Godawful idiotic brunch becky
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
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  08/06/19
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umber cerebral forum twinkling uncleanness
  03/26/19
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exhilarant seedy library
  03/26/19
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Rambunctious frozen locale macaca
  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
massive sienna sanctuary hunting ground
  03/26/19
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apoplectic university
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
canary alcoholic hell blood rage
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
lilac sweet tailpipe theatre
  03/26/19
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massive sienna sanctuary hunting ground
  03/26/19
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Disrespectful carmine skinny woman
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Heady shaky marketing idea antidepressant drug
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Godawful idiotic brunch becky
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
Soul-stirring Hairy Legs
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
lilac sweet tailpipe theatre
  03/26/19
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Soul-stirring Hairy Legs
  03/26/19
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lilac sweet tailpipe theatre
  06/18/19
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lilac sweet tailpipe theatre
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Godawful idiotic brunch becky
  03/26/19
cr
Soul-stirring Hairy Legs
  03/26/19
Zoho
federal alcoholic indian lodge friendly grandma
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
Rough-skinned site
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
talented parlor
  03/26/19
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beady-eyed submissive range
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Disrespectful carmine skinny woman
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
Shimmering newt
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Bearded slimy black woman
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
laughsome puppy theater stage
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
Shimmering newt
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
massive sienna sanctuary hunting ground
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
cerise patrolman factory reset button
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Confused maize mental disorder windowlicker
  08/07/19
Boom might now
indigo yarmulke
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
galvanic menage giraffe
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Trip stage
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Confused maize mental disorder windowlicker
  08/07/19
...
indigo yarmulke
  11/09/19
...
twinkling wonderful alpha spot
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
mahogany church
  06/26/25
forces sales
Opaque excitant indirect expression
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: twinkling wonderful alpha spot

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Disgusting laser beams corner

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: canary alcoholic hell blood rage

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: umber cerebral forum twinkling uncleanness

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: apoplectic university

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: twinkling wonderful alpha spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: Flesh Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: canary alcoholic hell blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: cracking hilarious affirmative action

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: canary alcoholic hell blood rage

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Disgusting laser beams corner

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: apoplectic university

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: canary alcoholic hell blood rage

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: vibrant grizzly messiness

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: canary alcoholic hell blood rage

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Godawful idiotic brunch becky

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: cerise patrolman factory reset button

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: umber cerebral forum twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: exhilarant seedy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Rambunctious frozen locale macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: massive sienna sanctuary hunting ground

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: apoplectic university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: canary alcoholic hell blood rage

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: lilac sweet tailpipe theatre

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: massive sienna sanctuary hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful carmine skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Heady shaky marketing idea antidepressant drug

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Godawful idiotic brunch becky

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hairy Legs

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: lilac sweet tailpipe theatre

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: lilac sweet tailpipe theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: lilac sweet tailpipe theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Godawful idiotic brunch becky

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Hairy Legs

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: federal alcoholic indian lodge friendly grandma

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: Rough-skinned site

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: talented parlor

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed submissive range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Disrespectful carmine skinny woman

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Shimmering newt

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Bearded slimy black woman

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: laughsome puppy theater stage

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: Shimmering newt

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: massive sienna sanctuary hunting ground

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: cerise patrolman factory reset button

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Confused maize mental disorder windowlicker

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: indigo yarmulke

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: galvanic menage giraffe

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Trip stage

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Confused maize mental disorder windowlicker

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: indigo yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: twinkling wonderful alpha spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: mahogany church

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Opaque excitant indirect expression

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2Elisa#49051946)