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OH GOD, OH-
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Razzle spot
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LJL @ poors
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MFCR alert
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  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Orange Heady Set
  08/21/19
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Abusive slimy field
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the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
idiotic brindle brunch
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dead marvelous native
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Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Orange Heady Set
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emergency money
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You’re poor
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  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
pea-brained puppy
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Multi-colored Cumskin
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I just got one of these too FML
Free-loading Chapel Jap
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As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
thriller doobsian menage
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How poor are you fuckers?
Abusive slimy field
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
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There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
odious faggot firefighter
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
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  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Olive Boistinker
  12/20/20
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thriller doobsian menage
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
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great thread
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i love men
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How are you this poor
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  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
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  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Pink community account bawdyhouse
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I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: thriller doobsian menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: hyperactive citrine brethren gaping

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Razzle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: dead marvelous native

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: High-end library wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Free-loading Chapel Jap

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Orange Heady Set

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Abusive slimy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: idiotic brindle brunch

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: dead marvelous native

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Orange Heady Set

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: dead marvelous native

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: learning disabled ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: learning disabled ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: out-of-control gay wizard stock car

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: hyperactive citrine brethren gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Galvanic fighting mental disorder tanning salon

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: pea-brained puppy

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Free-loading Chapel Jap

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Abusive slimy field

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: odious faggot firefighter

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Olive Boistinker

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: swashbuckling sienna theater stage internal respiration

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: dun sanctuary

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Razzle spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: dun sanctuary

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: pea-brained puppy

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Pink community account bawdyhouse

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: thriller doobsian menage

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49430061)