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Histrionic halford dingle berry
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
Underhanded queen of the night codepig
  12/20/20
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indecent electric furnace gas station
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
titillating ebony idiot
  08/21/19
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Startling Plaza
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MFCR alert
Burgundy up-to-no-good reading party principal's office
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
spectacular toaster church
  08/21/19
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exciting maniacal point
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
Cerise high-end market ratface
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
titillating ebony idiot
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
spectacular toaster church
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emergency money
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white native
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Cheese-eating Headpube Corner
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hehe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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You’re poor
Amethyst pervert
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This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Histrionic halford dingle berry
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
mewling whorehouse antidepressant drug
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white native
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
Burgundy up-to-no-good reading party principal's office
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Histrionic halford dingle berry
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
exciting maniacal point
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As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Histrionic halford dingle berry
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
bipolar talented jewess
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Histrionic halford dingle berry
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Bisexual fanboi library
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Histrionic halford dingle berry
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I have like $40k in mine ljl
Gaped hall giraffe
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great thread
disturbing territorial sandwich
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https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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indecent electric furnace gas station
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i love men
disturbing territorial sandwich
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Histrionic halford dingle berry
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Histrionic halford dingle berry
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
mewling whorehouse antidepressant drug
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Histrionic halford dingle berry
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
rose multi-colored kitchen newt
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Histrionic halford dingle berry
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The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Histrionic halford dingle berry
  09/14/24
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  07/18/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Underhanded queen of the night codepig

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: indecent electric furnace gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: titillating ebony idiot

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Startling Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Burgundy up-to-no-good reading party principal's office

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: spectacular toaster church

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: exciting maniacal point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: Cerise high-end market ratface

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: titillating ebony idiot

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: spectacular toaster church

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: titillating ebony idiot

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: white native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Headpube Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Headpube Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264717)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Amethyst pervert

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: mewling whorehouse antidepressant drug

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: white native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Burgundy up-to-no-good reading party principal's office

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: exciting maniacal point

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: bipolar talented jewess

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Bisexual fanboi library

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Gaped hall giraffe

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: disturbing territorial sandwich

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: indecent electric furnace gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: disturbing territorial sandwich

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: mewling whorehouse antidepressant drug

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: rose multi-colored kitchen newt

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Histrionic halford dingle berry

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Elisa#49264493)