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Man from Pompeii died while masturbating: forever preserved that way

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she’s been dead for over two years
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i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here
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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:14 PM
Author: trip depressive public bath

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/dfc9cea4-137b-440f-aa8c-5a16d7cb4f4d

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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Jade exhilarant haunted graveyard

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#39711718)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:15 PM
Author: Big-titted Light Station

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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:16 PM
Author: slate water buffalo



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: painfully honest self-centered stage party of the first part



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Chartreuse boyish office



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: zippy copper hospital stock car



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:57 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:51 AM
Author: Dead native alpha



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Date: March 6th, 2020 8:34 PM
Author: trip depressive public bath



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Date: March 7th, 2020 11:46 AM
Author: contagious flatulent goyim



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Adulterous ebony quadroon

(guy who thinks McConnell won't ram through a replacement if Ginsburg dies in mid-October)

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:43 PM
Author: Galvanic mustard institution



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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:45 PM
Author: painfully honest self-centered stage party of the first part

she’s been dead for over two years

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Date: March 7th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: Adulterous ebony quadroon

i meant to post this in another thread but like it more here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#39711591)



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Galvanic mustard institution



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Glittery nudist mad-dog skullcap whorehouse



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:21 PM
Author: flesh tantric potus sound barrier

incredible foresight

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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:25 PM
Author: Lake Cheese-eating Parlour Organic Girlfriend



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:59 AM
Author: Know-it-all Milky Newt Preventive Strike



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:34 AM
Author: Big duck-like space



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:35 AM
Author: Big duck-like space



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 AM
Author: yellow boistinker

um

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:43 AM
Author: motley turdskin



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:47 AM
Author: Swollen range yarmulke



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:04 PM
Author: Dull 180 national jew



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Date: March 7th, 2020 2:19 PM
Author: Jade exhilarant haunted graveyard

It's highly unlikely that our protagonist actually died midway through some action.

The gas and ash may have caused asphyxiation. Or it may have killed Pompeii’s residents with a thermal shock that rapidly cooked their bodies. This causes instant muscle stiffening, known as cadaveric shock - which would explain the apparent grasping poses seen in many of Pompeii’s victims.

“The individual in the photo is an adult man, killed by the hot pyroclastic surge, with both arms and legs flexed due to the heat,” says Dr Petrone, a volcanologist who’s been studying the Vesuvius victims for 25 years.

“Most of the human victims found in Pompeii often show ‘strange’ position of arms and legs, due to the contraction of limbs as a consequence of the heat effect on their bodies after death occurred,” he told The Daily Dot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#39711719)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: concupiscible claret ceo

https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/11/Italy-Pompeii-Ancient-Bodies.jpg

https://nypost.com/2020/11/21/two-male-bodies-master-and-slave-unearthed-in-ruins-of-pompeii/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41413079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41414547)



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:22 PM
Author: Chestnut sandwich den

Why are scientists such fucking killjoys? How many times and with what sort of validity/reliability has this guy tested his theory for examining 2000 year old remains to distinguish whether a dude was jacking off or just chilling when he got hit by a wall of lava?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41413097)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:37 AM
Author: Dull 180 national jew

Exactly. There must be a reputable nude scientist out there who can explain this man's heroic, if unsuccessful, effort to conquer the flames and ash by BLASTING it with his straight as fuckkk CUMHOSE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41414296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 9:41 AM
Author: Startled bright state nibblets



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Muscadine wine



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Date: November 21st, 2020 10:24 PM
Author: Sienna confused meetinghouse

I didn't realise that these were so well-preserved. Shouldn't we be able to tell from their phenotypes if the ancient Romans were actually Italian in the modern sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41413109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mad cow disease



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:39 AM
Author: Hyperventilating gaming laptop

High T move

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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:04 AM
Author: Godawful incel indian lodge

Twist: He was masturbating, and he started when he saw the volcano blow. Couldn't beat the buzzer, unfortunately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41414399)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:19 AM
Author: hairless mahogany brunch jewess

Cr, he knew he was going to asphyxiate, and wanted to have an auto-erotic asphyxiation orgasm to echo in eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41414456)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 10:30 AM
Author: Glittery nudist mad-dog skullcap whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4462586&forum_id=2Elisa#41414501)



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Date: September 29th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



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