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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
thriller scourge upon the earth university
  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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cr. bro code.
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Apartments are prole.
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These are condos with a rental limit
razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye
  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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Damn
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im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up
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If she can't take you at your worst
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: thriller scourge upon the earth university

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: costumed french chef

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: maniacal kink-friendly area factory reset button

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: doobsian beta ratface ape

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: chocolate 180 crotch school

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Smoky vigorous brunch rigor

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: costumed french chef

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: low-t really tough guy nibblets

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible shrine elastic band

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Flushed Piazza Filthpig

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: umber soul-stirring school cafeteria black woman

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle national lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: Anal cracking masturbator theatre

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: orchid menage digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Jade dilemma

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored slate windowlicker cumskin

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: light stirring sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: iridescent fighting hairy legs

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: charismatic hominid

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Exciting ticket booth

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Brindle useless theater stage

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: iridescent fighting hairy legs

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: burgundy exhilarant boltzmann

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: blathering overrated corner

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: charismatic hominid

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: glassy station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: coral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: tantric abnormal azn idea he suggested

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: judgmental pisswyrm shitlib

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: judgmental pisswyrm shitlib

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless locale

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: claret friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: judgmental pisswyrm shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: idiotic lake persian goyim

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Jade dilemma

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: doobsian beta ratface ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless locale

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: lascivious coiffed clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Jade dilemma

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: talented emerald jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Ruby Bat Shit Crazy Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: Concupiscible shrine elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: coral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: crystalline library preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: Anal cracking masturbator theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: cerebral irate useless brakes den

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Twinkling plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: big green state volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: balding legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Jade dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Wild regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Olive Deep Hall

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: claret friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Stubborn range people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible shrine elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: sapphire hideous coldplay fan

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: Anal cracking masturbator theatre

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: judgmental pisswyrm shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Jade dilemma

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: claret friendly grandma

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Twinkling plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Infuriating carmine property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: big green state volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: french sable nursing home patrolman

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Impertinent arrogant trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: arousing principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Unhinged passionate hell

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: Racy genital piercing public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Ruby Bat Shit Crazy Parlour

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: doobsian beta ratface ape

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Ruby Bat Shit Crazy Parlour

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: harsh background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: bearded theater old irish cottage

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: sinister glittery brethren

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Self-centered dashing bawdyhouse

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: twisted massive psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: house-broken spectacular internal respiration site

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling love of her life

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: coral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: motley purple stock car

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: Concupiscible shrine elastic band

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: maroon comical rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: coral stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible shrine elastic band

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Wild regret

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: cerebral irate useless brakes den

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: doobsian beta ratface ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: supple hyperactive twinkling uncleanness

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: Anal cracking masturbator theatre

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: iridescent fighting hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: Twinkling plaza corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Vivacious goal in life multi-billionaire

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: coral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: dun boyish coffee pot dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: judgmental pisswyrm shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Self-centered dashing bawdyhouse

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: doobsian beta ratface ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: marvelous garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: claret friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Jade dilemma

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: supple hyperactive twinkling uncleanness

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Jade dilemma

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal hairless locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: cerebral irate useless brakes den

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: lascivious coiffed clown

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: supple hyperactive twinkling uncleanness

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: lascivious coiffed clown

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Self-centered dashing bawdyhouse

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Vibrant tanning salon

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: coral stage

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: low-t really tough guy nibblets

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: cerebral irate useless brakes den

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: hilarious blood rage codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: brass hunting ground stag film

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: cerebral irate useless brakes den

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: Brindle useless theater stage

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: razzmatazz gold cruise ship round eye

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Primrose dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: cerebral irate useless brakes den

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: twisted massive psychic

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: rebellious deer antler sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Jade dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: Rough-skinned amber telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: bearded theater old irish cottage

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Histrionic hot temple

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Jade dilemma

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2Elisa#49346693)