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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Insanely creepy vigorous dragon business firm

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: bistre orchestra pit weed whacker



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Opaque base friendly grandma



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Sexy Hospital Wagecucks

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: Brass lascivious rehab



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: laughsome talking antidepressant drug



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: histrionic sick dopamine



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: swashbuckling orchid center private investor



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Concupiscible Dull Reading Party Brunch



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed ungodly dilemma jewess



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed ungodly dilemma jewess



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
Author: Frum forum generalized bond



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Parlor

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: out-of-control slap-happy plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Buff persian multi-billionaire

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: histrionic sick dopamine

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Haunting gaped school cafeteria national security agency

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Soggy Stage Giraffe



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: Henna Aphrodisiac Factory Reset Button



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: arousing gold public bath sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Hyperventilating self-centered mexican hall



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Supple property

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: puce motley ceo



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: arousing gold public bath sex offender



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: arousing gold public bath sex offender



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: arousing gold public bath sex offender



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Floppy area



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: sickened useless nibblets

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed ungodly dilemma jewess



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: bright soul-stirring cumskin

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Insanely creepy vigorous dragon business firm



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: buck-toothed ticket booth goyim



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: laughsome talking antidepressant drug



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: Greedy kitchen candlestick maker

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Insanely creepy vigorous dragon business firm



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Disturbing Rusted Lettuce



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Parlor

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: laughsome talking antidepressant drug



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: buck-toothed ticket booth goyim



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: crusty stirring international law enforcement agency



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Irradiated Fuchsia Personal Credit Line



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Boyish flirting church

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#45291456)



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy vigorous dragon business firm

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Irradiated Fuchsia Personal Credit Line

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring olive athletic conference step-uncle's house



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: Greedy kitchen candlestick maker

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4585549&forum_id=2Elisa#45291568)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
Author: Exciting Peach Legend Parlour



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Insanely creepy vigorous dragon business firm



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: buck-toothed ticket booth goyim



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Insanely creepy vigorous dragon business firm



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Author: Heady Big-titted Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Canary Massive Hell



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