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Just say that outloud, OP. Guarantee the crowd will give yo...
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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Dull hell dragon



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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Ocher Knife



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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: aromatic famous landscape painting



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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: arousing carnelian doctorate house



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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Lime Overrated Cruise Ship



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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:44 PM
Author: aqua wonderful degenerate

*audience at "Drop Out, Stand Up!" Comedy Festival politely laughs while you try to remember your next joke but get distracted by imagining what it's like to put two shotgun barrels in your mouth and pull both triggers at once instead of just one*



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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:44 PM
Author: Sable psychic



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Date: September 4th, 2020 1:46 PM
Author: confused stage kitty cat

Just say that outloud, OP. Guarantee the crowd will give you a big positive reaction.

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Date: September 4th, 2020 7:07 PM
Author: Dull hell dragon



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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:44 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 12:44 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 1:16 PM
Author: fuchsia sweet tailpipe



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Date: September 4th, 2020 1:19 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 1:19 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 1:22 PM
Author: aqua wonderful degenerate

"So my law firm is doing a team-building activity." *polite laughter* "One group was Team Finasteride, the other one was Team Minoxidil." *slightly less polite laughter*

"As you can see, even doing a team-building activity, I lost." *polite laughter, clapping*

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Date: September 5th, 2020 2:59 AM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 1:32 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 2:02 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 2:10 PM
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Date: September 4th, 2020 7:08 PM
Author: Crimson forum incel



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Date: September 5th, 2020 2:47 AM
Author: Khaki Background Story Theater

“Paralegal” sounds like someone with some basic legal training who comes in an ambulance when you have a legal emergency.

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Date: September 5th, 2020 2:50 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2020 6:16 PM
Author: Dull hell dragon



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Date: November 24th, 2020 6:17 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:05 PM
Author: Dull hell dragon



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:05 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: mischievous motley office really tough guy

Was he thinking of jinx's daughter?

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Date: November 30th, 2021 1:11 PM
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Date: March 21st, 2023 11:50 AM
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Date: September 28th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: goy orbison



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